#the conversation is hilarious to me

[ccxssi]

The biology of Vulcan’s…

[starsofang]

you love simon. truly. playing games with him in your free time was your favorite pastime, especially when you knew he was getting deployed and wouldn’t have the chance to join you for an extended leave. there was only one tiny issue.

the man is competitive. no matter the game, no matter if you were a team or against one another, he’s slipping you teasing comments that you’re 90% aren’t fully teasing and actually hold a bit of honesty.

some of the games he plays with you weren’t supposed to be competitive. some are even simple customization games that you had to beg him to play with you so you could create each other’s characters. now that he is playing them, you have moments of restraint to not shove his head into the screen.

“your colors don’t match the theme, lovie.”

“shut up, simon.”

“yes ma’am.”

“i think you need to spend more time in an aim training.”

“are you saying my aim is bad, simon?”

“no, ma’am.”

“how many times are you going to miss the damn jump?”

“i’ll do it again if you don’t shut up, simon.”

“you’re doing amazing, lovie, keep it up.”

it was utterly infuriating. but when the times came for his long deployments and the house was quiet, no snarky quips being thrown from beside you on the couch, you longed for it.

to hear him trash your aim, or tease you for not being as good as him — it may seem like he’s mean to you from an outsider’s perspective, but to you, it’s his love language, and you desperately miss it.

so, you’ll take whatever tease he throws. you know it’s his way of saying ‘i love you’, even if you want to rage quit every time.

[bylergetonefree]

literally nothing is funnier to me than the idea of el telling hopper that she and mike broke up and him being like “oh. sorry kid. a great decision tbh, but sorry” and then throwing himself a little party, and then like a month later will’s like “dad meet my boyfriend” and hopper just sits down and takes several very deep breaths because mike wheeler is somehow his future son in law again what the fuck

[vynnyal]

I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more

[erinwantstowrite]

OOC quotes/hints from Chap 12

(minor spoilers underneath the cut! these are out of context, and the chapter is not actually out yet!!)

[shalom-iamcominghome]

I've seen the last '"g-d made you perfect" that I can handle, and it's led me to a realization about how I think of g-d.

I don't think we were made perfect. We were made human. And, if I'm honest, the only perfection in my mind is g-d, and that sense of perfection is what differentiates humans from g-d. If humans were as perfectly-made as g-d, I for one wouldn't see the point in following, believing, trusting, caring for, or loving g-d.

I guess for me, I see the ways in which humans alter the Way We Were Created that I really don't think it's right to speculate as to if there's a limit to altering our abilities or bodies. For instance, as a trans person, I've definitely been inundated with this idea that because g-d made my body "perfect" that I shouldn't alter it ever, but isn't that a dangerous precedent? Is it really so, that our bodies are magically made perfect, as g-d that to even tamper with the idea of change would be the same as cursing g-d? I really don't think that's compelling.

I love thinking about just how much g-d is placed into people, but I don't think it warrants restricting the ability to learn, create, grow, or change. Thank g-d that He created the ability to change!

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Alastor: Did it hurt?

Lucifer: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from heaven.

Alastor: Noooooo

Lucifer: *raises eyebrow*

Alastor: *grins wider* Did it hurt when you fell for me?

[elvisqueso]

#bye felicia

Pocahontas (1995)

[yuhi-san]

you know what the blood gulch chronicles are so fucking funny. the first few episodes is just a bunch of idiots shit talking. absolute useless nonsense.

but its not random rubbish being thrown around. the conservations, as ridiculouse as they are, have a flow. You can actually follow how you got from a to q, even if just looking at a nd q seperately is like, how the fuck did that happen. every comment bounces off of a previous one.

red team trying to name M12 LRV. its just gold. the bickering. simmons being the one not believing that pumas are a real animal. how they keep roasting grif for 'making up animals'.

the way the lines are delivered. it's hilarious.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Collection of edits from this comic with Disco Elysium dialogue.

[incorrect-fh-quotes]

Riz: I can’t argue with my mom about anything, every time I try to she just says "Shut up, I taught you to use a spoon." How do you even respond to that!

[gremlin-pattie]

diversity win! the catgirl who leaked your classified files is a trans polyam lesbian

[moeblob]

New OCs

(briefly, humans and supernatural beings have to team up for building better relations with each other and all the supernaturals can shapeshift and take on human appearances but also have their 'original form'.)

OK so I was GOING to draw fanart today - I had a fun idea and everything! But health anxiety (and anti-anxiety meds) wore me out so I kinda .... slogged through OCs as a treat to me. I am going to go to the doctor tomorrow so HOPEFULLY it's all okay.

[quackle]

i don't think they like or hate each other canonically. i just think they're on a mutual judgmental basis if that makes sense. like, they think the other is weird af, but they're not gonna say it aloud because they don't have beef or anything. they'll judge both one another and the other contestants in silence At The Same Time Almost Every Time because that's The Vibe. i don't even think they know each other's names. they don't need to know either. The Vibes carry

[i-am-a-secret-ssshhh]

My dad: *Comes in from outside as I'm walking past the front door, and I didn't know he was out there*

Me: JESUS CHRIST

Him: No, [his name]

[queen-scribbles]

Bro was free to play today, so Tala and Bottlen rode again! With two major changes: Bro was having trouble making Bottlen's backstory fit with being a Ranger, so he respecc'ed into Paladin(of Lathander), Oath of Devotion/War Cleric Tala's first convert and gave him a makeover

I guess being a Ranger was his only excuse for being all scraggly? Anyway, he cleans up nice, and now has roughly the same charisma as Tala, so they're sharing diplomacy duty instead of it all being on her. xD

We still didn't make it to the goblin camp, so still no Halsin, but we dealt with the group after Karlach and then Auntie Ethel, and I got to hear my brother go "Okay, we're gonna do something that's a really bad idea" followed by our whole group using Protection from Good and Evil scrolls to wear the whispering masks. :D Bc that was the only safe-ish way to get through all the noxious fumes in the lower part of Ethel's hideout. So Gale failed the save once or twice. It was fine. We're all fine. And we saved Mayrina. (I had Create Water swapped in, so that was a help)

Also killed the ogres in the ruined village, so RIP Lump the Enlightened, Tala looks v pretty in your headband

The one hilarious part is Bottlen now wields a greatsword that I'm pretty sure is literally twice his height

It clips into the ground when it's on his back, it's amazing. Maybe next weekend we'll do the gnolls and/or goblin camp? or maybe more sidequesting? Stay tuned.