#JOKE. IM JOKING

[fascinationstreetmp3]

and how do we know sam wasn't actually the most powerful vampire there all along. maybe armand really couldn't go against him and survive. think about that

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[astral-scout]

party rockers in the

[stealingpotatoes]

i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery

[squipedmew]

and suddently the rate of no-mercy routes goes up by 300%

[heshmmity]

f4f (fag4fag)

[sweetbouquetartisane]

Good Will Hunting (1997) Dir. by Gus Van Sant

[boingly]

can someone talk about this

[dimeadozencows]

[irnhero]

if i see one more article, post, or news anchor talking about how joe biden is old, i'm putting my fist through a window. i feel like i've gone through the fucking looking glass.

this is project 2025, trump's plan for what he'll do if elected. whatever you think is in there, it's worse. watch a breakdown of the highlights here. this man wants to unravel the fabric of our democracy for good - this all aside from his vitriolic hatred of poc, his determination to start ww3, and the fact that he can't string a sentence together without telling outrageous and easily verifiable lies. his administration will start their crusade to exterminate trans people on day one, and they won't stop there.

do not talk to me about how joe biden is old, as if that could ever matter to me more than my life or the lives of my friends and family. my little sister is 14, she's trans, and i don't know what to tell her when we talk about politics, because one of these people wants her dead and the other one is old and some of you are still acting like those problems are equals.

i can't fucking stand this. i'm not hearing it this time, we are not repeating 2016. refusing to vote is not an act of protest, it is an act of complacency, and our most vulnerable will suffer for your negligence. vote like your life depends on it, because for some of us, it really fucking does.

[lettuccine]

a lil caitvi

another variant:

[messymoonmad]

Can we talk about how Odysseus is canonly a short king cause Athena keeps on making him "seem taller" so he's more imposing ? It's ridiculously funny

She's legit just calling him short without saying it

[wukyma]

In the light of recent events I have a very vivid image of Poseidon or his sirens munching on WiFi wires

[notanartificialintelligence]

i hate it here im gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] find the Avatar and restore my honor

[sam-spooky]

the fact jon sims is an orphan isnt dwelled on at ALL cus of how much shit he goes through in the series will never not be funny to me. like yeah ok both your parents are dead get back to the Horrors gay boy

[swedishjazz]

I sent a friend a recipe in polish and the browser did sooo well. Delishes