#thats literally me
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pagesupinflames · 4 days ago
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what the shaw pack boys reactions would be like if the waiter took their plate away while they’re still eating
(because i miss them dearly)
david:
just … confused
the waiter comes by nd swoops it away mid bite and he just looks at them like
“what … what the fuck ????”
his side eye is stanky and he knows it
mouth is just silently agape and you’re trying so hard not to laugh because he doesn’t even look mad he just looks fucking concerned
like the face a cat makes when it’s professing something that it sniffed
that’s davey
he just sits there in silence staring you down like he’s tryna burn holes into your skin until the waiter comes back and you come clean that you set it all up
trust—he’s not saying anything to you. he just continues eating while still glaring daggers into your soul and growling nd grumbling something under his breath
you’re gonna get it later
milo:
seething. absolutely seething.
sets his fork down, takes one sip of his champagne, nd the waiter comes and snatches his plate up like a bird with its prey
he’s choking on his drink and making weird noises to symbolize his confusion becuase he doesn’t even know if he has any verbal words for what just happened
he turns around in his chair and tries to consolidate the waiter while still trying to keep his cool (by now you’re cracking the fuck up)
“aye— ‘s not funny, sweetheart. what the fuck just— ‘scuse me. i— i wasn’t done with that— what the shit ???? y’see what just happened ? i’m not goin’ crazy, am i?”
he’s trying to get the waiters attention but they just keep walking away until theyre out of his sight and he
is so pissed off
when you can’t hold in your laugher anymore and through your cackles you mumble out the meaning of the prank he looks at you and goes:
“really. really. y’know i don’t play about my food, sweetheart, i could bite your hand off right now if i could. you’re lucky that’s a felony ‘cause your arm would be halfway down my throat right ‘bout now.”
you apologize to him by letting him steal some bites of your plate which he takes with stubborn reluctance
asher:
desperate. that’s all i gotta say.
his hand shoots out before the waiter can even snatch it up and he’s mumbling out something like:
“oh— sorry, yeah, i wasn’t done with that. i wasn’t— hey—“
you’re trying to hide your phone from under the table but it’s so hard not to laugh because ash is literally playing tug of war with this fucking waiter for his chicken katsu
after a few minutes of him trying to reason with the waiter, the waiter eventually gets the high end of the stick and snatches the plate out of his hands, walking away while trying to keep their own giggles in
ash is frozen in place
sitting there
astonished
taken aback
trying to mentally process if the lighter in his car would be a good fire starter to burn the place down
he slowly turns to you and just starts whining about the whole situation, letting out some laughs himself (becuase seriously what else can he do)
“so …. so are they gonna give it back or ……….. ??oh— oh they’re walking away. they’re going back into the kitchen. oh my god. baabe. did you see that ????? the pack is never gonna believe me holy shit—“
when the waiter gives the plate back, he just starts bursting out laughing because he doesn’t realize that it’s a trend and he for real thinks that this is a once in a lifetime experience
you never tell him that it was a prank because you feel like it’s funnier if he thinks it was a real thing
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sunsetbullets · 1 year ago
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couldn't decide on both ends of the girlhood spec so i just put all of it because thats my girl right here !!
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wilbursuicidal · 4 months ago
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this is me btw if you even care
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leafzterr · 7 months ago
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guys guys guys you will never guess what series i'm getting into (it's 100% NOT mob psycho 100 AT ALL whatttt that's crazyyyy)
also my last sketchbook (shown in last art dump) got thrown away by a football player who found it (i forgot it in pe) bc he thought i drew something 'inappropriate' (the worst i've drawn is boobs. not even out but like. as a part of the natural body. fully clothed btw.)
pretty sure he was just being an a-hole but we'll survive (i think)
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gorillaxyz · 5 months ago
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THE LBJ GUY DREW MY DA AVATAR WITH LBJ???3?19;!10:£19;£1@,72);91£;8)2
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sparklejuperopequeen · 1 year ago
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wasyourpuppet · 3 months ago
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bored
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Tell me how I got my own hair color wrong dhdjdh I am NOT fixing that
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trepans-apprentice · 3 months ago
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my loving father(trepan) will not let me scratch people (the mechs hes operating on) i am being denied enrichment
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cherrymp33 · 6 months ago
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do you liek him
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Yes
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sammjammin · 9 months ago
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crazy to see that 100 goobers like my little doodles
thank you all :)
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bethiewhimsy · 9 months ago
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I AM GIGGLING THIS IS INCREDIBLE. cant believe my first piece of fanart is this beautiful AND this biblically accurate. edster nothing will beat this, i am forever grateful 🙏
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thelov3lybookworm · 7 months ago
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yall i feel called out. by a short no less.
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littlleebunny · 7 months ago
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<3
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monkeyjunker · 2 years ago
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goober. was testing an art style
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gretchenwienersdefender · 8 months ago
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I'M SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY EVERY DAY
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dreemurrsightings · 10 months ago
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I love ikea
djungelskog by beloved
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