#baabe redacted

[pagesupinflames]

what the shaw pack boys reactions would be like if the waiter took their plate away while they’re still eating

(because i miss them dearly)

david:

just … confused

the waiter comes by nd swoops it away mid bite and he just looks at them like

“what … what the fuck ????”

his side eye is stanky and he knows it

mouth is just silently agape and you’re trying so hard not to laugh because he doesn’t even look mad he just looks fucking concerned

like the face a cat makes when it’s professing something that it sniffed

that’s davey

he just sits there in silence staring you down like he’s tryna burn holes into your skin until the waiter comes back and you come clean that you set it all up

trust—he’s not saying anything to you. he just continues eating while still glaring daggers into your soul and growling nd grumbling something under his breath

you’re gonna get it later

milo:

seething. absolutely seething.

sets his fork down, takes one sip of his champagne, nd the waiter comes and snatches his plate up like a bird with its prey

he’s choking on his drink and making weird noises to symbolize his confusion becuase he doesn’t even know if he has any verbal words for what just happened

he turns around in his chair and tries to consolidate the waiter while still trying to keep his cool (by now you’re cracking the fuck up)

“aye— ‘s not funny, sweetheart. what the fuck just— ‘scuse me. i— i wasn’t done with that— what the shit ???? y’see what just happened ? i’m not goin’ crazy, am i?”

he’s trying to get the waiters attention but they just keep walking away until theyre out of his sight and he

is so pissed off

when you can’t hold in your laugher anymore and through your cackles you mumble out the meaning of the prank he looks at you and goes:

“really. really. y’know i don’t play about my food, sweetheart, i could bite your hand off right now if i could. you’re lucky that’s a felony ‘cause your arm would be halfway down my throat right ‘bout now.”

you apologize to him by letting him steal some bites of your plate which he takes with stubborn reluctance

asher:

desperate. that’s all i gotta say.

his hand shoots out before the waiter can even snatch it up and he’s mumbling out something like:

“oh— sorry, yeah, i wasn’t done with that. i wasn’t— hey—“

you’re trying to hide your phone from under the table but it’s so hard not to laugh because ash is literally playing tug of war with this fucking waiter for his chicken katsu

after a few minutes of him trying to reason with the waiter, the waiter eventually gets the high end of the stick and snatches the plate out of his hands, walking away while trying to keep their own giggles in

ash is frozen in place

sitting there

astonished

taken aback

trying to mentally process if the lighter in his car would be a good fire starter to burn the place down

he slowly turns to you and just starts whining about the whole situation, letting out some laughs himself (becuase seriously what else can he do)

“so …. so are they gonna give it back or ……….. ??oh— oh they’re walking away. they’re going back into the kitchen. oh my god. baabe. did you see that ????? the pack is never gonna believe me holy shit—“

when the waiter gives the plate back, he just starts bursting out laughing because he doesn’t realize that it’s a trend and he for real thinks that this is a once in a lifetime experience

you never tell him that it was a prank because you feel like it’s funnier if he thinks it was a real thing

[daawwn]

do you guys think that the shaw pack + mates have a big shifter sleepover

angel is getting their face almost licked CLEAN off by david before darlin comes up and (playfully) bites david in the back (a fight ensues)

sam is busy in the kitchen, getting snacks (for the others), and comes back to chaos in the living room

sweetheart n baabe just talking while milo's head is on sh's lap looking up at them (sh gives the BEST head massages prove me wrong (or just massages in general)

asher (even tho he was just snuggled up w baabe) saw the fight and joined as soon as it started

david is now being jumped

[aggro-my-beloved]

if aggro is meowing constantly, one of the following will happen:

• sweetheart will treat it like an actual conversation. *meow* “no they didn’t” *meow* “and then what?” typa stuff

• david can’t get a single sentence out without being cut off. “please” *meow* “shut” *meow* “the fuck” *meow* “UP!”

• angel will meow back slightly louder to assert their dominance.

• darlin’ will pretend they are the latest and greatest animal whisperer, petting the cat as they carry on. *meow* *meow*

“mhm…i see…” *looks to milo* “he said he likes sweetheart better”

*from the other room* “pfft, who doesn’t?”

“hey!”

• baabe will be this cat’s professional hype man.

*meow* “yes king! speak your truth!” *meow* “and that’s on periodt”

• finally, asher will think aggro is bored and wants a playmate and will proceed to shift without hesitation. he assumed incorrectly. aggro is now scared of asher, and will not go near him without hissing.

[tankwiththeangst]

I’m in such a Sweetheart mood lately

But instead of just talking about them….

Let’s talk about Sweetheart AND David

I like to think they have a sibling relationship, especially considering that Sweetheart has been in the Pack the longest (and probably met Gabe before he passed)

I just think it’s funny to imagine them just fucking with each other

Sweetheart flicking David while he’s deep in thought just to get a reaction

David slightly pushing Sweetheart’s shoulder when they’re standing next to each other

Just little shit!

I also just feel like Sweetheart is one of the mates that David can talk to about serious shit

Not only because they work for the department but also Sweetheart just seems like the type of person you can talk to about stuff like that

I just want them to interact…

[indigo-greer-collins]

david & angel can’t playfully argue for very long anymore because one of them starts giving the other bedroom eyes mid-argument, and now neither of them remembers what they were talking about.

milo & sweetheart can playfully argue for quite a while, but they will end up all over each other eventually because they’re turned on by how passionate they both are

asher & baabe don’t playfully argue at all. not because they can’t, but because baabe is always right.

[pycth]

The Shaw Pack Wedding 🕊️

(Ft. My beloved @angelicaether ‘s Angel and David)

Hot Boy Honeymoon event on the Sky Side server~

This time the theme is weddings and honeymoons in honor of the pack wedding!

The things that audio made me feel was SICK I LOVED IT SO MUCH

Here’s my quick notes it—

Nothing will ever take me out quicker than Asher’s “I’m gonna be a husband!” It’s been on loop in my head since the video came out and it’s never going away

The listeners silence will never not be funny to me, I’m sorry—lowkey wish Sam was a part of the mate car tho, could’ve gotten wolf time too pleasee

Y’all heard Milo’s inner Lasko slip out there when talking about being nervous with Sam right lmaoo

Hey so fuck you David for that beautiful speech you gave Ash, I’m literally rolling on the floor choking and sobbing (It was actually his vows to Asher, if you wanted to him instead should’ve just said so /pos) that “more words” part was actually very real and hit too hard

I’m too much of a sucker for when any of the wolf boys hug

“We still got enough time for me to beat your ass and get you cleaned back up, Beta-boy” quoted at least once a day

Milo’s voice crack when he tells Asher ”I love you too, asshole, come here.” MY BOYSSS 😭

Also fuck you too Milo for the Gabe quote

More silence, but the crying and whimpers from both of them in the background please be still my heart

WE’RE MARRIEDDD‼️

Bonus of Angel and Baaabe’s vows written by Aether and yours truly—

[dannydoesthisthing27]

Asher loves shifting. If you were to ask him what his three favorite things were, it would be his Baaaaaaabe, shifting, and wings/pizza (the third is actually the pack, he says the wings/pizza combinations right there with them though)

When Asher shifts he feels like he's finally able to shake off the restriction of being human. He can run as fast as he wants (outside at least...baaabe was upset last time he got zoomies in the apartment)

When he gets excited its almost like he's a puppy who hasn't grown into its paws yet. He wiggles, he rubs up against people in the pack, he gnaws on Baaabe and a few other people, he tries to hit other shifters heads with his paws, he runs into David and Milo all the time, he and Christian will vocalize together (like when actual wolves chatter and whine at eachother?), sometimes Ash will actually just make a noise that sounds like screaming, he carries the pack kids, he teaches the younger wolves in the pack how to wrestle sagely, and he lays on top of anyone close that will stay still long enough for him to. (Sam and Darlin are his favorite targets, Christian and Milo are close seconds)

Ashers wolf is also very large, and as Beta of the pack, he has the authority to make that size power. There are very few times he's needed to, though. One of the only times the other pack members have seen him like that was shortly after Darlin' came back to the pack. He and Tank had gone on a run together, on their way back, a set of vampires sent by Quinn tried to attack them. The vampires didn't last long, barely able to get a hit on either of them. Tank did take a hit though. They always do when there's a fight. What wasn't expected was how Asher reacted to them taking said hit. He had no hesitation ripping the head off of the leech trying to hurt his family, and he didn't move from his protective stance in front of them even after they shifted back. Going as far as to wrap himself around them while they waited for their mates and David to arrive, nuzzling into their uninjured side licking and nibbling at them in an attempt to sooth the pain since healing magic still isn't his strongsuit. The injuries weren't bad, just a few cuts and a solid bruise spreading up their right side, but still enough that he got scared. He only moved when his Baaabe and David made him so that Sam could have access to heal Darlin. That was what permanently cemented in everyone's mind that Asher was truly the best choice for pack Beta.

Asher let's younger members of the pack climb and ride on him when he's in both forms. When he's in wolf form and a pack meetings running late, he'll curl up near the main table and let the youngsters sleep on him. Plus, he's still close enough that he can listen to the discussion going on and give an occasional huff/snort to agree/disagree with David or whoever else is speaking

Ashers favorite thing to do is shift and lay with his mate. He loves when he can sprawl out and they just lay against him. He tucks their head under his chin and curls his legs and tail around them. Sometimes, he'll just lay between their legs with his head on their stomach or chest. His tail thumping so hard it's reverberating through the bed, or the floor, or their couch, whatever surface they're on you'll probably be able to hear the telltale thumping of a happy wolf's tail

[chimckenns]

Hear me out (suggestive, but not explicit hc)

Asher walks around shirtless at home. Mostly because he can’t be bothered to find a shirt from their ever growing stash of laundry. Baaabe loves this and absolutely drools over him every time.

When Baaabe comes home from work, Asher will always welcome them at the door. Immediately as their eyes lay on his body, they squeal and push him in, making sure there was no one around watching from the outside before closing their front door.

Asher chuckles at Baaabe’s protectiveness, and he explodes into laughter as they pounce onto him, giving him kisses as their hands roam around his upper body. They spread their palms across his chest, feeling the muscles flex and relax under their touch. Their fingers dance down to his abs and trace it with gentle touches.

More often than not, this escalates as Asher returns their kisses with equal passion and fervour. His hands would fumble and work to take off their jacket, followed by their work clothes, before he picks them up. Baaabe’s legs instinctively wrap around his waist as he takes them to the bedroom, stopping only to double check that the curtains were closed before he threw them both onto the mattress. Their lips never leave each other’s. Baaabe’s hands wander their way to his back, nails lightly leaving marks down his skin as they feel him nip at the soft part of their neck and suck. They moan at the feeling of his mouth on their skin, and this works Asher up even more.

…

I need to calm down oml im so horny for these men

[pandoraroid]

im so uxorious over my wife... *squints at smuged handwritting* ... wives

[aimedis]

redacted audio headcanons: jealousy | shaw pack edition

sam and darlin are going in the solaire clan one

david likes to think he's above such "immaturity" in his relationship with angel to get jealous. but he's not. it doesn't happen often, but when he notices the way people look at his mate, he gets so pissed. he knows that angel smiles at and is kind to almost everyone, and they love that trait in them but he honestly would like it a little more if they didn't ever smile at anyone that isn't him. like ever. they laugh at him for being so dramatic but he's like 60% serious. but other than mild irritation when angel waves excitedly at literally everyone, david hates it when they jokingly flirt with their friends/packmates. at least once a day he sees them giggling with baaabe or sweetheart either in person or on the phone and he has to fight the urge to pull them (gently) into his side and keep them there. a fight he loses more often than not if they're within arms reach. he's been known to toss their phone away from them while they whine, keeping his arms wrapped around them (and recently, absentmindedly toying with the ring on their finger). angel has taken to rubbing his arm while softly reassuring them that they're only joking and that he's the only one they love as he pouts hums into their neck.

angel gets jealous a little more often than david does. obviously, david gets a million stares whenever he steps outside. he's tall, sexy, handsome, big, all of the above, and angel knows that. those are the exact reasons why they stare. but that's them, they're david's mate. and the fact outside people think they have the right to look at what's theirs drives them insane. it's not david's fault, they don't blame or not trust him to be loyal. they just hate other people looking at him like he's a piece of meat. on a shopping spree at the mall david and angel went on, david had at least three people try and give him their number as if angel wasn't standing right there and that's not counting the hundreds of second glances he got. to which david would only flash his ring at them with a completely straight face and pull angel away. however, they had enough by the third person "accidentally" bumping into him and started making out with him in the middle of the store they were in. david didn't have many complaints, he had already seen how irritated they were getting and just suggested they leave afterwards. angel spent the entire car ride home complaining angrily about every single time someone so much as looked at him for more than two seconds. david gave them their hand to hold, barely wincing when they squeezed it as tight as they possibly could. he honestly thinks it's sexy whenever angel rants about him being flirted with, he can't help but smirk when he asks what he should do about it. he offers to tattoo their name on his forehead, let them bite him everywhere that's visible hard enough to leave a bruise, punch anyone who dares to even breathe near him etc. and in the moment, angel would prefer watching david spit in peoples' faces but they know he can't do that. so they resort to the bites option. everywhere.

asher gets jealous once in a blue moon. most of the time when baaabe talks about other people being interested in them he's just using it as an opportunity to flex that he's the one actually in bed with his mate. he says things like "and i'm the one you come home to at the end of the day" with the widest smile on his face. asher always talks about being so lucky to bag someone like baaabe instead of focusing on being overly protective over what's his. still, there have been more than a few times where asher can't hide the annoyance he feels when it comes to baaabe spending time with other people as opposed to him. baaabe spends a little too much time talking about the work parties they go and people they talk to without him and he starts pouting. only slightly, but baaabe notices and they laugh a little. they run their fingers through his hair when he starts dramatically sulking about people trying to "take them away from him", letting him get it out of his system before they reassure him firmly but kindly that no one could ever replace him. and asher usually recovers by that moves on. despite not being jealous often, asher still gets possessive with holding onto baaabe in public and obviously staking his claim on them subtly. it doesn't happen often, but if there was ever a moment where someone tried to "take" his mate from him, they would find themself of the wrong end of a wolf's teeth.

baaabe shows jealously just as much as asher does, not a lot but not never. asher is very friendly and he talks to everyone about anything. some people appreciate this on a surface level, but others sometimes try to take it in a way that was never intended. asher has had people blatantly flirt with him due to this but he just pretends to not notice until baaabe comes to save him. most of the time baaabe isn't bothered enough to feel negatively about it, choosing to be amused by it. but there are times where they feel uncharacteristic anger when they see someone making an obvious move on their mate or he talks about someone a little too much/kindly. to which they go to play save a hoe a little faster, pulling asher away a little harder or subconsciously frowning. asher takes baaabe's jealously very seriously, knowing that they spiral easily when they feel like this. he showers them in affection for a while until he's sure they're fine. baaabe recovers fairly quickly as long as they get to snuggle up to ash for a little bit.

milo has definetly threatened to kill someone for sweetheart. he's very possessive but in a "never touch my mate" way instead of being mad at sweetheart themself for being around others. sweetheart didn't think he was overly possessive when at first but once within the first year of their relationship, they mentioned a coworker flirting with them and milo went deathly silent before he growled. sweetheart laughed at him because they were caught off guard but milo was genuinely ready to fight someone. milo has a love hate relationship with people appreciating sweetheart. he knows damn well his mate is attractive and he believes that people can appreciate that, but he hates it when anyone at all flirts with them in any capacity. he feels his eyes twitch when even packmates make small comments about them jokingly flirty. he'll laugh and tell whoever to back off under the guise of a joke but sweetheart can tell he's genuinely irritated. when he gets the chance he'll pull them as close to him as possible and rub his hands wherever on sweetheart's body they were touched by anyone else. they let him because they think it's both funny and cute as well as enjoying the feeling of being "claimed". but sweetheart "brat" greer never passes up an opportunity to tease him about it which only leads to milo taking his jealously out on them in the bedroom.

sweetheart doesn't get as jealous as milo does as often. milo is a pretty social guy and is a natural charmer so they understand why people would be interested in him. and they love showing off the fact that he only ever has eyes for them. then again, on the worse days, they can't help but feel jealous when milo doesn't pay as much attention to them. sweetheart is a very expressive person facially, so their expression shows their annoyance before they can even verbalize it. still, they'll pretend they haven't even noticed milo talking to someone else, brushing him off in their typical petty manner. milo notices them sulking in a corner for presumably no reason, but because he can read them like a book, he figures it out soon enough. he pokes a little fun at them to which they only sulk harder, turning away from him and telling him to go back to whoever is so much more important than them. milo finds them adorable when they're (minorly) upset with him so he wraps his arms around their shoulders, working the tension out so they can relax while he whispers apologies in their ear for ever making them jealous. that they'll always be his top priority, that they can always prove who he belongs to in front of everyone. sweetheart lets him do whatever and pretends they don't love hearing those words come out of his mouth while they're already planning every single hickey they're gonna put on his body.

[redactahoe]

David's weekend safety brief

David: this weekends safety brief.

David: don't add to the population *points to Sam & Darlin*

David: don't subtract form the population *points to Babe*

David: don't end up in the hospital *points to Angel*

David: news paper *points to Arden and Asher*

David: or jail *points to Crissy*

David: if you end up in jail establish dominance quickly, have good weekend

[pagesupinflames]

drop your shaw pack listeners names i wanna feel something

angel: tulia beaudelaire

darlin’: maven crawford

sweetheart: madison hawke (he’s transmasc n didnt change his name)

baabe: tatsuya kato (also a dude)

[thottythoughtdaughter]

listener physicality headcanons !! [ note: i see most of the listeners as female bc I'm female but like it doesn't matter this is just how i see them ]

LOVELY - curly hair, usually frizzy (yeah electric) - wears kitten heels/slippers - can't drive (either is rly bad or literally can't, either way)

SWEETHEART - easily the hottest of the listeners - tall model vibes - has those cunty cat-eye sunglasses that they lower with judgement when someone says something stupid

DARLIN' - is short but plump/sturdily built - has a wolf cut, gets teased for being a wolf with a wolf cut - sings badly on purpose, has a good voice otherwise

DEAR - sleeper build muscle mommy i'm not sorry (they have to be to be able to lift lasko up on the wall and destroy him.) - wears super elegant, clean, simple clothing - known as 'the hot water professor' on campus

ANGEL - obvs short n sweet - got a BOOTY - used to have a pixie cut when they met david: grew it out bc they like when he pulls their hair because it makes them look more mature

HONEY - goth-adjacent. not full goth, but enough to be routinely pinned as "the one who wears black all the time" in class - hates pizza: only got pizza bc they wanted to talk to guy - definitely not only attracted to men

BAAAAAABE - aesthetically is the opposite of asher in every. single. way. they're the couple that makes no sense together, but makes absolutely perfect sense. - is either in sweatpants or the classiest outfit you've ever seen - tits. badonkadonks.

TREASURE - honey blonde. idc what race, ethnicity, whatever. honey blonde. - they look like the ideal 80s scream queen. porter looks like the hot-boyfriend-turned-killer. - vintage outfits !

FREELANCER - also vintage outfits but more 70s-mamma-mia-esque - idk how to explain this but they're asian - does heatless curls every night: gavin messes them up every night. they make gavin magically curl their hair in the morning to make up for it

ik this isn't all of them but i'm tired now

[aggro-my-beloved]

since SOME OF YALL ain’t about angst, here’s some fluffy, bite-sized, tooth-rotting headcanons to curl up in bed with a warm drink and read…

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baabe mastered the art of knitting long ago, and each holiday season they will hand make themselves and asher matching sweaters. three sweaters, to be exact, so his wolf form can also wear one when it gets chilly outside. only two of six sweaters have been regifted or donated since this last year, when asher admitted to being allergic to the wool material purposed for the first two sweaters gifted to him by baabe. of course, he did spill after more than a year of owning them that “last winter’s bug wasn’t a bug at all, it was me being an idiot” but baabe thought it adorable that asher spared his feelings (and immune system) for them, nonetheless.

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milo and sweetheart stay up each year to watch the first snowfall greet dahlia’s grounds. in preparation they drink egg nog amidst expiring (regular for milo, spiked for sweetheart), while they form a trio to Michael Bublé and——“ariana grande? *scoffs* “ash must’ve added that one.” still they waltz around the baige-bathed, dwarfish living room of their apartment, with aggro leaping in toe. he is freshly three years old, and has made it his birthday mission to reach the spiked poof of red and sienna yarn attached to the toque fit snug on his owner’s head. the yule log on the grainy television exudes no heat, but the humming radiator and milo’s body swaying with theirs warms sweetheart plenty.

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“you little snot.” david chastises his partner as the icing smeared on his nose begins solidifying. leave it to him to accept angel’s invitation to build gingerbread houses on their first shared holiday. and leave it to angel to pursue their menace activities like clockwork. he grumbles something about acting indecent on a national holiday, but as angel’s come to discover, the sharp tone is all for show. at their suggestion to go clean him up with outstretched hand, david takes the risk and allows them to guide him to the kitchen for a paper towel and fresh glass of cider. his mate then pauses in the threshold, sparing a glance to the top of the doorway. “huh.” david’s eyes follow the same trail and all he can muster is a scoff at the mistletoe dangling above them. “you know, angel, if you wanted a kiss all you had to do was ask.”

[definitelynuwonhere]

Shawpack Smash Remix Ramble (SSRR)

Holyshit Vincent and Lovely, welcome to the family - I love how they were included this year, also the fact that Vincent is just so polite the entire time was adorable, give it a few more sessions he'll be an asshole talking shit too-- specially if you put him with Asher.

Let's all respect Milo for providing the snacks, he took pride in those.

Hats off to Asher for continuing to be the best gameshow host but ngl i was shook he made a spread sheet, didn't think he'd know how to operate excel, im prolly projecting tho

Not David being surprised at how Asher got shit into his house when his ass is literally married to someone w/ the same golden retriever like personality?! I live for Asher and Angel banter and i need more of it.

BAABE GLASSES WEARER?!?!?!👀👀

I love how the three of them always fight over their age while literally only being months apart (Rolewise David fits as the oldest but that's too obvious, my bet is Asher is out of the three of em and David's the youngest.)

The silence aka the mate's trash talking eachother is peak comedy as always

Sam winning and David losing wasn't something i saw pls, My bet was on Vincent turning them to Ash (Heh--)

Conclusion: Loved it, Loved them, will always do, thank you for coming to my ted talk

[indigo-greer-collins]

giving you interactions between my listeners and the redacted characters because you deserve them

angel: david i think your boyfriend has a crush on me or something

david: …excuse me?

angel: yeah like asher keeps—

david: —no. shut up.

damien: have I ever told you i can’t stand you?

fl: i mean yeah but you lied

darlin: is it seriously that obvious that i’m autistic?

sweetheart: wait you didn��t know til now?

darlin: no ?? i just thought my soul was rotten and society was exiling me for the crimes they all secretly knew i committed

sweetheart: alright emo, jesus

darlin:..you’ve been spending too much time with milo, i don’t like you anymore

sweetheart: love you too puppy

gavin: i think i’m experiencing cuteness aggression

dear: they’ve been rambling at each other for hours… i might eat them

huxley: …haha yeah they’re sooo cute together!

gavin: huxley, my precious emerald, i think you’ve forgotten i’m an incubus

dear: i don’t even need to be a d(a)emon to know you’re a different kind of riled up right now

huxley: sorry :(

gavin: oh no huxley, we are too don’t worry

darlin: are you sure this is legal?

angel: and since when were you a law abiding citizen?

darlin: …okay well i don’t want you to get put in a cell—

angel: i know i’m way too pretty for jail… i’d have such a hot mugshot though wouldnt i? probably get a modelling contract on the way out

darlin: i respect the confidence

angel: you sound like davey!

darlin: that is the worst thing you could’ve ever said to me

treasure. telling stories about their old friend group

solaire clan: listening in sheer horror

treasure: but anyway i guess it was character building for me haha!

lovely: say the word and i will massacre every single one of them right now

darlin: do you have their locations? an address?

vincent: how did you put up with that for so long ???

treasure: …oh fuck is it that bad-?

sam: are you kiddin’? that’s horrible, no wonder you feel a little ‘out of place' with them?

starlight: sudden gasp oh my god I was being bullied!

avior: huh what—

starlight: they were making fun of me, they weren’t my friends…

avior: starlight are you okay??

starlight: i was TOO AUTISTIC to ACTUALLY GET MY FEELINGS HURT???

david: how do you put up with him?

baabe: i mean you deal with your fallen angel pretty well don’t you? i thought you’d get it

david: asher’s social battery is way stronger, at least angel has recharge time

baabe: so does ash, i promise you mr shaw, we’re basically in the exact same situation.

david: i guess it doesn’t help that we… got married at the same time does it?

baabe: not one bit.