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She was a 50 y.o. Siberian woman from 2500 years ago, living a nomadic lifestyle, and look at her tattoos...
Look...
I'm going to cry
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trying to get friends to read VNs you like is like trying to get a horse to water and make it drink. except it's also their favorite water and it's so yummy but you don't even want to tell them that because you want it to be a surprise
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i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims
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My Little Pony has a Yuri Index of 5.827
Read more about the Yuri Index here
Suggested by @saturniidae-served-cold
#I TYPOED I didn't mean percent. brain disabled#it's so low for a show with no guys in it though#the Brony Self Insert OC Effect.#only five percent.... in a show that has like three relevant dudes in the first four seasons.....#that's dire.#reblog#mlp#canonqueuer
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this fucking picture i accidentally took
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I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?
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someone on my post about us defaultism announced that it's odd to assume people in the northern hemisphere have friends in the southern hemisphere because of the timezones and not speaking the same language (presumably english?). I wanted to see if they had a point or not, since I have a lot of friends from the other hemisphere BUT I'm from the southern hemisphere so I might be biased. help me out? [:
some notes: I'm expecting this to be skewed in terms of hemispheres because the majority of people on earth live in the northern hemisphere. so we're looking less at numbers and moreso at ratios!
if you're not sure whether you live on the equator or in one of the two hemispheres, just go with your gut. it's not super serious
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Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again
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comm for daedricki!! rendering it took 12 hours today alone please clap
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how old were u in 2004 just askin >_<
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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit
#prev²:#there seems to be quite the overlap between the trans community and the disabled community . and to any other chronically ill trans people#who may be reading my tags . do not start smoking. smoking in conjunction with lifesaving and pain reducing medications is dangerous enough#adding hrt and/or surgeries makes EVERYTHING more risky#keep yourself at as low complication risk as possible. please. we need you here#reblog#smoking#canonqueuer
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Instead of rage baiting we shod do a thing called happy baiting where we bait someone into feeling happy and confident and positive about themselves
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there's been a bunch of buzz about switching/dumping streaming services lately for a lot of reasons, which feels like a good time to mention: this friday (august 1st) is a bandcamp friday!
for the uninitiated, bandcamp friday means the site doesn't take their usual cut, and the artist you're buying from gets it all. it's like an inverse of spotify's business model.
moving away from streaming services costs some convenience, of course, but it's also a lot harder for the whims of a platform or payment processor to zap a folder full of mp3s off of your devices! consider it!
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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!
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so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long
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