#It's pretty easy to use tbh

[sc3n3-c4rtm4n]

☆MAIN 4 LASSO TEWL :D☆

[Tw on gun, blood, rope and strangling]

[gamebunny-advance]

Goat (Sketch)

So, I'm probs not gonna do anything too special for the anniversary this year. I just didn't plan for it.

But, I did recently make this sketch for a personal project I'm working on. Will I finish it? Who knows. Y'all should know better than to expect me to finish anything I start.

[arceus-forbid]

There’s this stereotype that shiny pokemon are fussy and pampered and generally weaker bc they’re rather babied and adored. And while I understand where that assumption comes from (I’ve seen how some of you guys treat your shinies don’t even lie). I feel like people forget why most shinies are so incredibly rare.

Like, depending on their coloration it wildly decreases their survival rate in the wild. There’s gonna be a difference in living as a blue Vaporeon or a bright pink one, y’know? Makes them struggle to blend in with their environments which, depending on if they’re carnivorous, can make hunting harder, sometimes the pokemon gets rejected from their packs/herds/flocks, they can struggle to get a mate, and makes them an easy target for predators.

So like when you see a shiny in the wild you gotta just stand back and bask in the rarity of it not just for being rare genetically, but the sheer amount of willpower and strength (or luck) that its had to make it this far. That’s pretty badass.

[thepandalion]

not to be annoying or anything but it's been 9 years since the release of indie game undertale

[princess-of-the-corner]

Opinion on the idea of role-swap AU where everyone only swaps one random trait per pair? (like say, Audrey is the one who stayed in Paris while Andre dipped but its still very much regular Audrey. Or Shoto going to Aldera instead of Katsuki)

Honestly we have plenty of AU ideas that stem from 'character A does something different/Character A and B swap roles'.

[bucephaly]

BTW if you haven't already please take a minute to look up what venomous snakes are local to you and familiarize yourself with them

[sssaturnsnake]

sneak peek (i like doing captions)

[obstinaterixatrix]

Also it looks like I’ll be taking ex-coworker out for pho this weekend, she’s never had it before :V if I’m being evil and strategic, I won’t tell her that it’s a cash only place so I can pay her back for the burger. but I suppose the fair thing to do is give her autonomy and fight over the bill on equal terms rather than having an unfair advantage.

[whiterunguard]

Things are in store. Things are going to happen.

[quff]

you can't convince many christians with logic

tell them trump is the antichrist. do anything you can to make it sound like he's the antichrist and that they're voting for the son of satan. ex christian people who were forced to quickly lie to your parents about what media you were enjoying; use that same logic with trump. it works.

i once convinced my southern baptist mom that the devil will get her if she drove me to school when i was a little kid because she was super late that day and thought it was a sign. I convinced her skyrim was a christian game because I told her "you kill demonic cults in this game." shit like this just works. trust me. pull out any biblical scripture you know out of your ass for this, you'll need it.

[ourceliumnetwork]

you know, this morning my agenda for the day was cleared. I thought up some errands to take care of tomorrow in one fell swoop, and then it turned out I was gonna get a buddy and the opportunity to take care of about half of it today which, baller, am i right? Plan is to get back out tomorrow at some point and take care of the rest of it and once my brain catches up that the hardest of the trips is out of the way, we'll be set lol

[flarefighters-fr]

Honestly really thinking about cutting my lair down to less than 100 permas. Which... Is a lot to consider because I have over 500 permas currently.

[jojolimons]

milk only, any% eggnog run

ingredients

-9oz | ~266mL milk

-2 egg yolks

-~1/3 cup | 37.5g sugar

-pinch of salt

-1 tsp | 5mL vanilla

-1/4 tsp | ~1g cinnamon (optional)

-1/4 tsp | ~1g nutmeg (optional)

-~2 tsp | ~2g cocoa powder (hot choc route)

steps

-mix egg yolks, vanilla, and sugar in a bowl

-add cocoa powder, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, and milk to a pan

-heat until steaming

-have a whisk in hand, add in a little milk to the egg bowl, and whisk vigorously. important to whisk to avoid cooking the eggs

-continue adding milk, little by little, until around a third of the milk has been added to the bowl

-pour egg mixture back into saucepan

-whisk constantly until mixture starts to thicken

-pour into glass and chill for an hour

-add marshmallows if you've got em

-enjoy

[queenerdloser]

my dad: yeah i'll be there at 3:30p

me, like a normal person: gets ready & is all set to go by 3:30p literally on the dot.

my dad at 3:45p: sike i'll actually be there at 4:30p

me: great :) love this :)

[numbaoneflaya]

Are u reading the legend of drizzt books or is it a different thing?? It seems cool (read: hot) and I’m super curious

"am i reading the legend of drizzt books" I AM ON BOOK 17 AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD READ IT TOO

[famewolf]

if im being honest and allowing myself to vent a bit about it ... another red flag was when the DM went 'wow i love the detail of your backstory but idk what i can do with it tho ):'