snailfen
snailfen
accepting applications for my catperson army
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Karma, dear, play nice / See my tears, see my time / That's my blood, that's my spine / That's my love, all mine
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snailfen · 39 minutes ago
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nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix
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snailfen · 3 hours ago
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what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style
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snailfen · 8 hours ago
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ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. Ew. just saw a spoon in this cafe and it reminded me of him. what the hell are these capitalist cogs thinking. posies goddamn everywhere TRUST NO ONE. oh god theres more i feel sick
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snailfen · 8 hours ago
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Some stuff from the qnas I’m really excited about ^
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ALSO WHATTTTTT ^ WERE GETTING OUTSIDE WORLD IN EPISODE 3 ALREADY OMGA I AM ACTUALLY SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THAT
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snailfen · 14 hours ago
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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve
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snailfen · 15 hours ago
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Very endeared by how Noelle shares food items with Kris... even if this particular one hasn't happened yet in game
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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theres no way in hell that truth or flare was one year ago today. tacos tirade - one year ago?? seeing lightbulb again - one year ago?? THAT FUCKING CLIFFHANGER - one year ago?? me getting back into ii - ONE YEAR AGO??
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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Adam Katz found out my favourite character was Toilet so he broke into my house and broke my toilet. What the fuck. This is homophobic and transphobic. This is so capitalist because as we all know Adam Katz owns every toilet ever produced ever.
Adam Katz wants you to become dependent on the toilers he manufactures . its called "planned obsolecsne", look it up. it was made by Steve Jobs (who, if you aren't aware, is the billionaire CEO that Steve Cobs is based on) to sell more iPhones (if you analyze the spellling we can tell that this is the object that MePhone is based on. This is so people can be tricked into thinking that purchasing "mephone merchendise" is going to give them an ipgone.). Katz here is taking a page out of Jobs's (I hate that name.) book to make his capitalism company more sucessful.
You do not need a new toilet. They dont want you to know this, but nobody needs a toilet. They want us to become dependant on shitting to sell more toilets. Stick it to the man and join the resistance. Hold it in.
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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ugh. i was just starting to feel better yesterday
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snailfen · 1 day ago
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I never posted these drawings I did after the ii2 finale. It's been long enough.
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snailfen · 2 days ago
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snailfen · 2 days ago
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busy dreaming we could be friendsss
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snailfen · 3 days ago
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Nickel getting terrorized by a beluga whale
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I said I would do it and I did @airyanagrande
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snailfen · 3 days ago
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It can actually only be called "misleading" if it was the author's deliberate intention to mislead the audience. If the author had no intention to lead you to the wrong conclusion, and you simply arrived at one all by yourself, it's just sparkling Your Lack Of Reading Comprehension.
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snailfen · 3 days ago
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oh my god i havent posted my perchance clangen cats redesigns on here yet have i
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OKAY HERES. TWO OF THEM. AND THEIR MOM. i will post the full clan when i have them all designed but this is smokepaw, her brother chanterellepaw, and their mom, molly!
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snailfen · 3 days ago
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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭
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snailfen · 3 days ago
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I FORGOT TO INCLUDE BOT IN MY LAST POST!!!!!!!! #FUCK
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