limón | he/him | they/them | 23 | play crosscode, bug fables, gravity circuit, pokemon rejuvenation, pseudoregalia, and decline's drops, in that order | if i can prove that i never touched my balls, would you promise not to tell another soul what you saw | art blog is @jojolimons-art | bluesky is @jojolimons
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i just don't understand why the wizard council has any say with what you do in your tower with your homunculus
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More of you should be concerned about the cackling witch rather than the Nintendo switch
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*wistfully looking into the night sky, the stars are twinkling*
me: "things aren't looking good for me. it looks like it's only getting worse...please, if there's anyone listening...i need the biggest, bluest genie you have, to grant my wishes...a blue...genie..."
*falls asleep and wakes up to a room covered in smoke. a large blue genie emerges and chuckles*
blue genie: "Hello, my friend! I heard you wish upon the stars, and here I am to grant three wishes!"
me: "i only need one. i wish you were green"
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scared. Dont pick up my rock ok im hiding under there
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u r only mad because ur demise was foreshadowed far in advance and all you can do is watch the narrative unfold until your plotline comes to an end. your sooo owned right now
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They are min-maxxing. Please enjoy. @littleguysdaily 🦇
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