#It would be SO chaotic

[lego-grayson]

bro i wanna know what the canon comic batfamily thinks of the lego batman movie

[v-tired-queer]

I was rewatching the Dan and Phil AND CATS video (because ✨️depression✨️) and now I'm curious--

Any new pet calendar would be amazing but like, what animal?? 🤔

[transformersbrainrot]

LOST LIGHT DND CAMPAIGN

I don't mean a Transformers inspired DND campaign by the way. I mean the Lost Light crew playing a DND campaign. Who would DM? What would everyone's classes be? I haven't fleshed this idea out AT ALL but I need it to be real.

SUGGESTIONS WELCOME BTW!

[ohnomalora]

Please, I need them in a series together

[im-out-of-it]

lowkey just want to write a fic about most of the lightwoods meeting up and just trauma bonding lmao

(I’m scared to because I have my own stuff to write and lowkey scared my views are too strong so someone write this please) (this might be very weird and y’all probably think they’re so fucking out of it because I ALWAYS AM)

I just want Alec, magnus, Thomas, Alastair, gideon, Gabriel, Sophie, Cecily, Izzy, Anna, Ari, Christopher, Eugenia, add Matthew, add Jem, add ragnor and catarina, Woosley scott, (severely underused) and maybe some others and just have a big dinner where they can all bond

I think Gideon and Alastair would get on famously. a lot of these characters have much in common. Thomas and Alec being as the “kind and quiet” lot. (show Alec not the mess cc wrote, ok that is not Alec!!!!!!!) a lot of them didn’t get a childhood or is the “silver” (whatever that sentence used as being lesser than in cc world) character who gets shoved to the side so the ridiculous herondale can thrive. a lot of them have major trauma and I just think they would all get along extremely well

and think of the difference between the present time and 1900s london. how society has changed, laws, and much more. you never get to see their characters get fleshed out properly. Gabriel gets this major change and he’s basically gone in TLH. doesn’t get to grieve his son, doesn’t say anything when his other son gets kidnapped

and it doesn’t have to be all of the lightwoods. I want a proper scene with Alastair, thomas, gideon, Sophie, Eugenia together. WE WERE ROBBED. I want to see Ari, Anna, Gabriel, Cecily, and we can include Alexander together. I don’t care about the herondales. I want Jem, I want Woosley Scott, I want to see more warlocks and werewolves and vampires. (I forgot to include them im sorry) I don’t care if James and Cordelia or Will and Tessa need to have sex this very instant

also want matthews pov of finally telling his parents EVERYTHING. ITS A CRIME WE WERE ROBBED

like I just feel we were robbed over sooooooo much

I want my characters who were thrown to the side in favor of the herondales to finally have some time in the spotlight. I want to see these families bond and battle some demons together. I wanted to see Gideon and Sophie tell Thomas it’s going to be okay after he gets accused of murder. I want Alastair to finally be able to process his shit and I feel like Gideon and Gabriel can understand some of his trauma. it’s been brought to my attention that so can Cecily. she loses two siblings, her father turns into a drunk, her mother forgets her, and when she sees her brother, he demands she leaves. Alastair’s own sister can’t even be there for him. I just want these wonderful characters who deserved so much better to finally feel like they belong and have a family

and it would just be funny and chaotic as hell watching some of these wild personalities meet lmao also kit doesn’t die, ok? HES HAPPY AND DOING SCIENCE i don’t know, maybe the idea is just as weird as hell

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Regulus and James buy a house but it needs lots of renovations done so them and the rest of the group start DIYing it

[pharaohbean]

been thinking about making a prsk au by shoving every character's 4* cards (not including bday but including sanrio) in a wheel and just. Trying To Make A Story out of it.

who wants to see the madness unfold give me validation to do this /lh

[thegirloffans]

My WF Heavy/Lightweight HC's

Alright, I have Wakanda Forever brain rot especially with my concept of my new Found Family Hyperfixation and the Wakandans wanting to show the Talokan Trio the ways of surface dwellers.

This is my idea of them under the influence 🙂

Riri❤️: Starting off, I know in the movie Riri is 19 but come on you guys, we all had a drink or two in college bffr..., the point is to not get caught.... That being said, M'Baku, Okoye, and Nakia would most definitely be on little girl duty and watch Riri like a hawk to make sure she's not drinking behind their backs. (of course she is, and Shuri and Aneka are the ones slipping her a shot or two here and there 🤭she appreciates their bravery and sacrifice). She would get herself into trouble by masking her intoxication as best as she can, but her dead giveaway would be the goofy grin on her face and her never-ending chatter. She would just talktalktalktalktalktalktalktalkTALK and then Okoye would pull her to herself and smell the liquor on her breath, leading to her AND Shuri being cut off for the night...

Shuri🐈‍⬛: I can see her not really liking drinking because she always likes to be focused and aware. Even when she's hanging out with friends, she doesn't necessarily need a drink to have a good time but bc everyone else is having a glass or two, she doesn't see the harm in it. WRONG. Princess Shuri of Wakanda is a lightweight to the fullest. Give her a White Claw or two and she'll be out like a light. She would definitely be a flirty drunk, like we all already know she has a sense of superiority and pride, so her being under the influence would definitely bring out her cocky side, and she would shock everyone at how she equally goes after both men and women. and the kicker is that she would only do like little playful flirtatious teasing with her friends, and they all know not to take her seriously, but she seems to do it with everyone BUT Namor. He's sick about it lol it really hurts his feelings...

Okoye👩🏾‍🦲: Again, not really a drinker but due to experience and life in general, Okoye is actually quite the heavyweight. She prefers a nice sparkling wine or maybe a merlot, or red wine bc it definitely mellows her out. She can be sedated on about 3-4 glasses but when she's had a rough day, that woman can take an entire bottle to the head and still be asking for more. Now when going out, especially with Aneka, Okoye doesn't really have much of a choice but to take a few shots to get the party going (and to keep up with her energetic friend). Wine never really has the effect on her like straight liquor does, but when she's well inebriated, the woman is a TALKER. She's the kind of drunk where if you were ever wondering what she really thought about you, give her a few shots and she'll tell you. That's why she never messes with the stuff! She gets all sentimental and emotional, telling her closest friends just how much they mean to her in a way that makes her subconscious self squirm! And Bast forbid Attuma is around bc then things start to get interesting...

Nakia💚: She's actually quite in the middle! Depending on the alcohol content and ingredients is a huge factor on when the spy chooses to cut herself off. She's had tastings of different mixtures from all around the world and sometimes can be alright from a single cup or will find herself pouring up all night long. How she knows that she's proper drunk is when she starts to slur her words and stumble. It takes a while for it to travel through her body so Nakia always finds herself having her drunkenness sneak up on her. And when it hits, it HITS. She finds it hard to keep her body upright and when she tries to speak, it sounds like alphabet soup to her ears, so she mainly just stays quiet and only reacts with facial expressions or laughter. Usually, M'Baku or Okoye are the ones to carry her back home 😅

Ayo😶: Ah yes, the quiet one out of the group. Well give this lady a few drinks and watch that cold exterior melt away! Just like Nakia, she has a pretty average tolerance, only needing about a good number of drinks, whatever they may be, to get her wasted. She still remains pretty quiet when she's drunk, but everyone will start to notice that when she is, she gets really touchy. Aneka notices as soon as she feels her wife's body pressed against her backside, warm hands sliding around her stomach to hold her close. Ayo is all strict and expressionless, but when she's drunk, it seems like her entire being has been cracked open and is exposed for Aneka and Aneka only to see. She never has eyes for anyone but her beloved as she hangs herself over her lover the entire night, never taking her hands off of her.

Aneka😁: Quite the opposite of her wife in every aspect, Aneka is the Leader of The Lightweights. She's a delusional one too, because if it wasn't for her wife or Okoye, she would drink herself into a coma. She thinks she's a heavyweight but gets a heated blush across her brown skin after just 2 shots. Get her started off the Henny and this woman becomes a personified Energizer Bunny; dancing, talking, socializing with just about everyone in the club, eating everything in sight, taking more shots- she's just the grind that won't stop! She knows it's time to wind down when she feels her wife's hands on her more than usual, leaning into the woman's touch and letting her lover's presence calm her down. A few touches and kisses later and they're definitely the couple who leaves early to go fuck.✌🏾

Namora🧡: Oh man...first of all, in Talokan, Namora is considered a heavyweight. She can even outdrink Ku'Kul'Kan which is a fact that burns the older man up... but surface world liquor puts her on her ASS. The first time they went out with the Wakandans, they shared some kind of alcohol containing "sugar cane" as they called it and Namora was expecting it to taste sweet, but not only did it not, but it seemed to have no flavor at all. The next thing she knew, she was singing pop songs at the TOP of her lungs, hanging out the window of Riri's very red and loud vehicle as they sat in the parking lot together. She laughed along with the young girl and enjoyed the feeling of fuzzy emptiness in her mind. All she was focused on was having a good time and concentrating on not throwing up in her new friend's pretty car...

Namor🐉: The Feathered Serpent God of Talokan...can't hold his liquor for shit lol. Not in Talokan and definitely not on the surface. He actually doesn't even like the taste of alcohol; it burns going down and always leaves him with a nasty hangover the next day, so he usually stays away from the stuff. But of course...not being one to show weakness (and also trying to impress the Princess) he takes each shot or drink handed to him to the head. He's actually good at masking his inebriation, his only dead giveaway being the rosy red tips of his ears and wide blush across his cheeks. It's also super cute to everyone how he will just get fed up with fumbling around walking and start to hover around instead. He's also an honorary member of the Chaos Clan along with Aneka, Riri, M'Baku, and Attuma so more than likely if everyone starts drinking and hears something break, you will see those little winged feet getting tf out of there.

Attuma🦈: If anybody's the heavyweight champion of the group, it's good ol' Sharkboy himself. He's the same as Namora in Talokan, being deemed a very heavy drinker, but where they differ is that he can also hold his own against surface world concoctions. Liquor, wine, spirits, seltzers- it almost seems like you have to drown this man in a tub of alcohol before he starts feeling the effects. Literally the only person out of the group that can rival him, is M'Baku and they have many drinking contests between themselves to see who is the one and only true Heavyweight Drinking Champion of them all. They always end up tied up 🙂Now even if Attuma does find himself pretty under the influence, he is definitely a flirt just like Shuri. He's actually almost gotten close to getting the shit beat out of him because the Princess would come up to him and start playfully flirting with the man and he would simply match her energy! But one look from his God King from across the room has him deterring the Princesses' teasing (that TikTok sound: "let me stop playing around before I get my ass delt with" 💀) but that only makes her call over Okoye, the Talokanilian warrior growing rigid as his crush glides her way over to him...

M'Baku🦍: This man is definitely one to hold his liquor down, okay? He can keep going all night long (👀...) and almost seems to have no stopping point. We've all seen how this man acts on a regular day, just know that when he starts drinking, that boisterous, prideful, enthusiasm gets cranked up to 100. Just like Aneka, he is a force that can't be stopped, dancing with all the pretty ladies on the dance floor and letting them marvel and gush at his outstanding display of raw masculinity. I don't care what anybody says, I know for a fact this man is leaving the club with at least two beautiful women on each arm by the end of the night.

Ross🕶️: You know we gotta include our token white boy! This man worked for the CIA, I think by now he would work up quite a tolerance for alcohol (especially after being married to that witch...). It actually surprises the group that after watching their tiny friend down drink after drink, he's still standing! The girls would be cheering him on to keep going and take as many shots as he can and not wanting to be the one to disappoint, he keeps throwing back shots like it's nothing. Now out of everybody in their group, no one has the cutest drunk blush like Ross. He's white lol so of course his entire face all the way down to his neck is flushed. He definitely seems like a silly drunk to me, cracking jokes and telling stories to everyone and even though he tries to keep the Chaos Clan from doing any further damage, someway somehow he finds himself in the midst of their misdeeds lol.

So those are my headcannons of my WF Friend Group when they're loaded!

Thanks!✌🏾🙂

[loadingcasserole]

Yo, what if, at the height of the war on Cybertron, a common method for treating a fuck-huge patient was to have medics scale them while they moved around/retreated?

Just think about that for a moment. Field surgery is badass enough. Think about the sheer chaos it would be for your favorite med to spot a big bot trying to retreat from the enemy and climb them like a squirrel, dodging enemy fire and doing their best not to be in the way of their patient as they swapped parts.

Yeah sure, they could wait for them to rest somewhere and work on them that way. It would be the safest and sanest for medics especially, and that is what they would do... in an ideal scenario. But war isn't ideal and big bots are an easy, indiscreet target and easily found. Retreat is difficult.

Most often, once they get messed up, they are insanely vulnerable and they have to stay on the move or they just get hassled until some fragger gets a lucky shot. But- most importantly, chances are, if that bot is out, the situation is ass. He is going to be the one guy who is keeping the rest of your team from getting fucked.

So, do you just throw your hands up in the air when all your guardian needs is a quick part swap to actually be effective at keep your team alive? No! And yes, it is insanely dangerous- in fact, your chance of survival plummets to the single digits, but who is to say that you cannot slip under armor when things get too hot? Or that your big bot won't try to aid you by dodging every which way? And there is always the option of launching away if it is too much, if only just so that you have a chance to aid them later.

[lexisism]

PARTY HEADCANONS CUZ !! I THINK ITS FUNDJSJSJ

@n3r0-1417 @anonbinaryweirdo @ilyuu

party animals -> childe.

quietly in the corner with their group -> oli. ari. albedo

getting HAMMERED -> alexis. scara

quiet drinking -> kaveh. yui

talking to everyone, knows everyone -> alexis. childe

sticking with their own group -> kaveh. ari. albedo. yui. scara. oli.

dancers, making a fool out of themselves -> yui. alexis. childe

judging everyone -> oli. scara

the ones driving everyone home -> ari. albedo

first to black out -> kaveh. childe

probably starts a catfight -> scara. childe

overwhelmed halfway through -> oli. ari. albedo

Smaller scenarios !

. alexis flirting with others, kaveh getting jealous

. scara trying to convince yui to leave because he hates how annoying everyone is

. childe getting drunk and being all over oli, while she pushes his emotional ass away

. ari and albedo leaving to kiss in the courtyard

[lightningladybug]

miraculous ladybug speedrun but its set to in the hall of the mountain king

[house-of-slayterr]

I want an entirely unhinged remake of Hannibal scenes but with Mathew Gray Gubler playing Hannibal…

And with Paget Brewster as Alana!

[l3viat8an]

This video is Celeste,Mammon and faye playing horror games

It is!!! and Levi just sits in the background judging them lmao

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him