#Is Divorce even an option

[newkatzkafe2023]

Wukong Verse incorrect quotes # 20!!!!!! THE GENDERBEND SPECIAL 🥳 My Circus My MONKEY QUEENS👸👰‍♀️🐒

(M/N) was Folding laundry when the news came on

(Reporter) Breaking News a group of Unusual and poorly dressed Females have been reeking havoc and causing mass destruction in-📰

(M/N)(Nervous) Don't say New York, Don't say New York, Don't say New York 😰😰😰

(Reporter) New Jersey Authorities have yet to discover the identities of the Perpetrators-

(Male Y/N)( Relieved) phew not my Circus not my monkey Wives😅

Then the Monkey Queens appears On the camera footage 🎥 🎞

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) I hate to alarm anybody but There's an 80% chance that this bomb will explode 😥

(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) Considering everything that happened this weekend this is pretty minor to me🤭

(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Just 80% pathetic👿

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) I'm more worried about the monster trucks we Crashed😱

(HIB Sunny Wukong) the monster trucks we the sung in the boston harbor or the monster trucks we Crashed in maine???🤨🤨🤨

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Yes 😯

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) wait I don't remember Crashing a Monster Truck🤔

(HIB Sunny Wukong) of course you don't you were to busy trying to put out the fire you and MQ Reborn Wukong caused😑

(Lmk Wukong) Oh yeah I Forgot😲

(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Really I expect this Elderly memory from Nezha Wukong but you?

(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) The hell you mean Elderly Memory?!?!

(Lmk Wukong) Ladies what about the bomb?!?!?💣😨

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Oh yeah I took Care of it😄😄😄

(The Wukongs) What???🤨🤨🤨🤨

Then suddenly an abandoned building exploded💥💥💥

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) See???😁👍

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) Oh man (M/N) is gonna have a serious Cow!!!!🤯😱

(HIB Sunny Wukong) Everybody scattered they can't get us all at once!!!😬😬😬

The Monkey Queens ran in different directions as the Camara went off 🎥

(M/N)(Crying in a Fetal position) My Circus 🎪 My monkeys 🐒 My Circus 🎪 My Monkeys 🐒

Feel Free to Reblog😇👍

[xxplastic-cubexx]

so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

other people playing hades:

*gets to the hades fight*

move old man, i gotta let zagreus see his mother!

me playing hades:

*gets to the hades fight*

move old man, i gotta get the ancient greek gays back together!

[moongothic]

Seen a few people too many discuss the concept of Dragodile Baby 2 and my hot take is that there's no way in hell Crocodile would ever detransition just to go through nine months of horrible dysphoria again, let alone go through pregnancy ever again (or allow Ivankov to even touch him, what if they died and weren't able to trans Croc's gender again afterwards? Hell naw, ain't worth the risk)

But this leaves an opportunity for a Funnier Option:

Dragon wants another baby? Sure, but it's his turn to carry it >:)

[lizzybeeee]

(Same anon) It's also just a lot harder for me because Solas in Inquisition was trying to take down the Veil in a world that was genuinely shitty to elves, mages, and spirits (nvm that until this game I was 100% sure that he was trying to do this more for the ancient elves, like why else imply there are more out there to Abelas? I guess he was just being polite?) Veilguard depicts Thedas as being largely okay with mages and spirits even outside of Tevinter and pointedly doesn't depict racism against elves outside a handful of throwaway lines. So they had him going at this with the same conviction from DAI, of a man trying to reverse the slow genocide of his people, but they've boiled his motivations down to "The Veil is unnatural" Like. How much more awesome if we could have convinced him not to destroy the world because of a culmination of choices in this game and all the others that made Thedas a kinder place idk man. ngnegnwgnf sorry for ranting in your inbox, I still liked Solas enough in this game but it was really bittersweet that they just dumbed down his motivations. I love your idea for influencing the Inky though, it definitely should have been a choice closer to the end and allowed for more variations (ideally all Inkies should have that, not just the Solavellans)

Hello again, Anon! :)

100% agree that the sanitization of the world and lore absolutely hurts Solas's motivations - especially if you look at it solely from what Veilguard gives us and with no background from previous games. All of the previous games, mostly Origins, were really effective in conveying how shit life could be for an elf - and how inbuilt this prejudice against the elves was in all aspects of Thedas.

The chant of light removing the canticle of Shartan, the march on the Dales, the struggles of the Dalish to simply live, the treatment of elves by the ruling class/chantry/ and others in general...it all painted such a bleak outlook for the elves and showed how ingrained this prejudice was in all aspects of Thedas. They had no way out - the structures of power in Thedas would fight them at every turn - which was why Solas being set up as a way for them to fight against all these systems was so compelling! You want the elves to win - but it will be at the cost of everything else if Solas goes ahead with his plan.

(You can definitely also make an argument that perhaps he's using them just to restore the world from before -> Felassan argued with him about this: to see the world as it was as real and worth improving.)

DATV felt divorced from the previous games, and its reluctance to meaningfully go into issues surrounding the lives of elves in Thedas - all the ugliness that brings - really did nothing to add to Solas's motivations for bringing down the Veil. If anything, I got the impression that he does not see anyone in Thedas as being 'real' and that he's simply doing it out of regret and to soothe his own ego/guilt. If this game wanted me to be sympathetic towards Solas it didn't do a good job of making me feel it, especially when you look at the totality of everything that Solas has done.

What I took from Trespasser was that Solas wanted to heal the wound he had left on the world - the Veil - and what he had inadvertently done to the elves. He had given everything he had to free the elven people from oppression and tyranny, only to inadvertently leave them vulnerable to the same oppression from others -> taking away their magic and long lives in the process. He was so blinded by his goal (stopping the evanuris) that he failed to see what his own actions might have wrought in the process.

Trespasser set up the 'Elven Rebellion 2.0' with a Solas who was torn between the world he once knew and the world it had become in spite of his intentions. Does he truly care about the elven people in current Thedas? Or does he just care about the world that came before? In DAI he was such a fascinating character because he could be so polarizing! People loved him! People hated him! Both were correct!

But starting the game with the ritual, sanitizing the world (no real signs of conflicts about spirits, mages, elves, anything really etc...), and simplifying his motivations to "fix fade -> be immortal/magic -> profit"...it just feels so shallow.

Solas: "Long before we met, I failed my oldest friend. She died for that failure. If I leave the Veil in place, I am destroying the world she wanted."

He spells his motivations out pretty clearly at the end and it's just...Mythal? He doesn't seem to care about the elves that are currently living in Thedas - not even Lavellan. Like you said, in Tresspasser I also got the impression that he wanted stop the slow genocide of his people. But apparently it was 'Mythal All Along'!

The lack of supporters/agents really gives him no credence to say that this is anything that the elves want - elven Rook can even call him out on it and he doesn't care. For a character whose own trauma began with bring coerced into a body he didn't want he doesn't give a shit about doing the same to thousands of other elves.

It's far less compelling, to me at least, than what I felt was set up in DAI: the Dread Wolf, god of rebellion, rallying elves after ages of systematic abuse and oppression with the goal of liberating his people and restoring the world that was - the world he inadvertantly denied them with the consequences of his actions. Instead it's just Solas doing his own thing because he's right and he needs to fix what he did wrong for Mythal.

It would have been great to be able to convince him to change his mind/ pursue another path as a result of the culmination of our actions throughout the series. It could be a nice nod to our past decisions and a nice conclusion to see the results of those choice in missives/codex entries. Same as the 'south can repel the blight' counter idea, have their be some kind of 'convince Solas to pursue another option' tally that demonstrates that this world is willing to change and he should be too.

[essektheylyss]

In light of the knowledge that Jonas Spahr does apparently have an incredibly compartmentalized, probably still nebulous and lonely personal life, I think we should all pitch the most unhinged ways that could possibly shake out.

My pitch is that he's quietly but amicably divorced from Jedidiah Pom.

[notachair]

ARCANE S2 SPOILERS

btw 🤗🤗🤗 to me being right about jayce using the hexcore to save or "save" viktor after being deadly (or apparently *dead* I think) injured after the attack against the council and it leading to jayvik divorce 🤗🤗🤗 happy birthday to me 🥳🥂

[grey-fuckers-unlimited]

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

my 1 (one) stardew opinion is shane should not have won the bachelor poll

[desperatepleasures]

decided the funniest answer for why modern au kantarou doesn't have to pay rent/mortgage is "got the house in The Divorce" so now it's just a matter of deciding who the ex is

[rraaarr]

GOOD OMENS S2 SPOILERS AHEAD

Anyone talking about how this convo

And this convo

Particularly the line where Crowley says:

I think I understand a whole lot more about it than you do

Are kind of the same convo reversed.

In the first convo, we see Aziraphale worried Crowley will get into trouble for asking questions as a high ranking angel, and crowley says not to worry about it.

In the second convo, we see Aziraphale basically saying he can Run Heaven, as a high ranking Angel, make changes (like a suggestion box) and BasIcally do exactly what Crowley probably did. And Crowley has been there, done that, and while they don't say it Outright in the 2nd convo like Aziraphale doesin the first, Crowley BasIcally worries about Aziraphale getting into trouble. And Aziraphale says not to worry about it.

Of course all this is happening while Crowley feels rejected, but i feel like underneath all that, that same protectiveness, that same concern Aziraphale had in the first scene and Crowley has in the last are similar. It's just Crowley has learned The Hard Way already where Aziraphale is optimistic he can make it all be fine because he hasn't been through it yet the way Crowley has.

Like, Crowley made Aziraphale brave over the years, and now he's trying to succeed where Crowley failed

And Crowley is terrified for him

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) scott helped adam with his heats before the events of saw 2004 but they were never bondmates. scott has tried to put his mark on adam in varying degrees of jokingness but never for good reasons. adam can't afford hired help for his heats and scott was the closest thing to a trustworthy alpha -- which is saying something because scott isn't. he didn't want adam as a mate, he wanted him as territory, something he could knot, bragging rights. he didn't really hide it, either, his intentions, so he had no qualms about snapping at scott back. if he managed to get close to his glands adam would ramp up the disdain and disgust and rejection in his scent and blast scott right in the face with it. "that's what you get, dickweed," he'd snarl to scott who had reeled back, gagging with tears in his eyes.

adam helps scott with his ruts in turn, though, usually by way of scott guilting him into it. "i get you through your shit, it's only fair you get me through mine." even though alphas aren't put through nearly the same stress during their ruts as omegas are for their heats; alphas can manage a rut by themselves fine (in some cases it actually is the best option because alphas in rut bulk up and can cause some damage if they're careless)

[swordmaid]

sza open arms but it’s shri’iia’s relationship with lolth specifically this part

[emjaydoubleyou]

did not think i would see people pushing back against no-fault divorce today. lmao

[masquenoire]

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“Damn, I haven’t heard that bitch’s name since we were both kids. How the mighty have fallen...”

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[orcelito]

Someone the other day asked for our bubble tea "vegan option" and I was just like "? ...it's made with a soy-based creamer by default?" But he was like "No, the honey. I don't want honey." And I was just like. "......Ok."

Dude came in again today and he stank soooooo bad I literally nearly gagged. Bro apparently runs like a mile or some shit to get bubble tea as part of his exercise routine. & it's just like. OK Bro