#Is Divorce even an option

[newkatzkafe2023]

Wukong Verse incorrect quotes # 20!!!!!! THE GENDERBEND SPECIAL 🥳 My Circus My MONKEY QUEENS👸👰‍♀️🐒

(M/N) was Folding laundry when the news came on

(Reporter) Breaking News a group of Unusual and poorly dressed Females have been reeking havoc and causing mass destruction in-📰

(M/N)(Nervous) Don't say New York, Don't say New York, Don't say New York 😰😰😰

(Reporter) New Jersey Authorities have yet to discover the identities of the Perpetrators-

(Male Y/N)( Relieved) phew not my Circus not my monkey Wives😅

Then the Monkey Queens appears On the camera footage 🎥 🎞

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) I hate to alarm anybody but There's an 80% chance that this bomb will explode 😥

(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) Considering everything that happened this weekend this is pretty minor to me🤭

(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Just 80% pathetic👿

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) I'm more worried about the monster trucks we Crashed😱

(HIB Sunny Wukong) the monster trucks we the sung in the boston harbor or the monster trucks we Crashed in maine???🤨🤨🤨

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Yes 😯

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) wait I don't remember Crashing a Monster Truck🤔

(HIB Sunny Wukong) of course you don't you were to busy trying to put out the fire you and MQ Reborn Wukong caused😑

(Lmk Wukong) Oh yeah I Forgot😲

(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Really I expect this Elderly memory from Nezha Wukong but you?

(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) The hell you mean Elderly Memory?!?!

(Lmk Wukong) Ladies what about the bomb?!?!?💣😨

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Oh yeah I took Care of it😄😄😄

(The Wukongs) What???🤨🤨🤨🤨

Then suddenly an abandoned building exploded💥💥💥

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) See???😁👍

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) Oh man (M/N) is gonna have a serious Cow!!!!🤯😱

(HIB Sunny Wukong) Everybody scattered they can't get us all at once!!!😬😬😬

The Monkey Queens ran in different directions as the Camara went off 🎥

(M/N)(Crying in a Fetal position) My Circus 🎪 My monkeys 🐒 My Circus 🎪 My Monkeys 🐒

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[xxplastic-cubexx]

so like do you think they made the plastic wheelchair ALONGSIDE the plastic prison as a Just In Case situation, only after they realized charles was going to be a frequent visitor, or both as in because they knew charles was going to be the only person visiting him during planning they decided to make him a chair ahead of time

[moongothic]

Seen a few people too many discuss the concept of Dragodile Baby 2 and my hot take is that there's no way in hell Crocodile would ever detransition just to go through nine months of horrible dysphoria again, let alone go through pregnancy ever again (or allow Ivankov to even touch him, what if they died and weren't able to trans Croc's gender again afterwards? Hell naw, ain't worth the risk)

But this leaves an opportunity for a Funnier Option:

Dragon wants another baby? Sure, but it's his turn to carry it >:)

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

other people playing hades:

*gets to the hades fight*

move old man, i gotta let zagreus see his mother!

me playing hades:

*gets to the hades fight*

move old man, i gotta get the ancient greek gays back together!

[essektheylyss]

In light of the knowledge that Jonas Spahr does apparently have an incredibly compartmentalized, probably still nebulous and lonely personal life, I think we should all pitch the most unhinged ways that could possibly shake out.

My pitch is that he's quietly but amicably divorced from Jedidiah Pom.

[notachair]

ARCANE S2 SPOILERS

btw 🤗🤗🤗 to me being right about jayce using the hexcore to save or "save" viktor after being deadly (or apparently *dead* I think) injured after the attack against the council and it leading to jayvik divorce 🤗🤗🤗 happy birthday to me 🥳🥂

[grey-fuckers-unlimited]

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

my 1 (one) stardew opinion is shane should not have won the bachelor poll

[desperatepleasures]

decided the funniest answer for why modern au kantarou doesn't have to pay rent/mortgage is "got the house in The Divorce" so now it's just a matter of deciding who the ex is

[coquelicoq]

i refuse to feel responsible if my friend's relationship ends up being a bad idea even though there was a period of time in which he would have broken up with her if i had told him to and i didn't. because that is too much power to have in someone else's relationship. he needs to make his own decisions and if they turn out to be mistakes that is not on me.

[rraaarr]

GOOD OMENS S2 SPOILERS AHEAD

Anyone talking about how this convo

And this convo

Particularly the line where Crowley says:

I think I understand a whole lot more about it than you do

Are kind of the same convo reversed.

In the first convo, we see Aziraphale worried Crowley will get into trouble for asking questions as a high ranking angel, and crowley says not to worry about it.

In the second convo, we see Aziraphale basically saying he can Run Heaven, as a high ranking Angel, make changes (like a suggestion box) and BasIcally do exactly what Crowley probably did. And Crowley has been there, done that, and while they don't say it Outright in the 2nd convo like Aziraphale doesin the first, Crowley BasIcally worries about Aziraphale getting into trouble. And Aziraphale says not to worry about it.

Of course all this is happening while Crowley feels rejected, but i feel like underneath all that, that same protectiveness, that same concern Aziraphale had in the first scene and Crowley has in the last are similar. It's just Crowley has learned The Hard Way already where Aziraphale is optimistic he can make it all be fine because he hasn't been through it yet the way Crowley has.

Like, Crowley made Aziraphale brave over the years, and now he's trying to succeed where Crowley failed

And Crowley is terrified for him

[blastlight]

i got an automated text from my old doctors' office telling me it's time for a flu shot

meanwhile i'm ghosting my current doctor because i have no healthcare 🤪 maybe i should just stop going outside

[marc--chilton]

(mgv) scott helped adam with his heats before the events of saw 2004 but they were never bondmates. scott has tried to put his mark on adam in varying degrees of jokingness but never for good reasons. adam can't afford hired help for his heats and scott was the closest thing to a trustworthy alpha -- which is saying something because scott isn't. he didn't want adam as a mate, he wanted him as territory, something he could knot, bragging rights. he didn't really hide it, either, his intentions, so he had no qualms about snapping at scott back. if he managed to get close to his glands adam would ramp up the disdain and disgust and rejection in his scent and blast scott right in the face with it. "that's what you get, dickweed," he'd snarl to scott who had reeled back, gagging with tears in his eyes.

adam helps scott with his ruts in turn, though, usually by way of scott guilting him into it. "i get you through your shit, it's only fair you get me through mine." even though alphas aren't put through nearly the same stress during their ruts as omegas are for their heats; alphas can manage a rut by themselves fine (in some cases it actually is the best option because alphas in rut bulk up and can cause some damage if they're careless)

[swordmaid]

sza open arms but it’s shri’iia’s relationship with lolth specifically this part

[jellysquib]

Thinking about izzy and how she deals with her romantic interests in the three different stories shes in and how she only really gets one good outcome

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

While I think a romantic arc involving Simon and anyone other than Betty would like cheapen his overall arc about moving on and finding purpose for yourself in a world which doesn't accommodate you or whatever i DO like to imagine. Possible options. For comedy