#why are they like this?

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

#I can't Stop Laughing At These Side By Side

[kotelehnsherr]

[newkatzkafe2023]

Not a request but I wanted to share this thought I had.

Sun Wukong: Deal.

Demon!Witch!Reader: Very well. When you return back home, your friend will be in pristine health again. It will be like they never fell ill at all. Even the memory of their suffering will fade… 😌

Sun Wukong: Thank you so much. I couldn't let them suffer any longer.

Demon!Witch!Reader: I know, I know. Let's hope the price wasn't too much for you after all... Only time will tell. 😈

Sun Wukong: So, when do we start? 🙂

Demon!Witch!Reader: ...If I may ask you to elaborate? 🤨

Sun Wukong: You said, as a deal, for curing my friend, you wanted my firstborn child.

Demon!Witch!Reader: Yes? And you agreed…So…?

Sun Wukong: Yeah, so…when do we start? 😏

Demon!Witch!Reader: 😶

Demon!Witch!Reader, blushing: Ah. 😳

Ohhhhhhhhhh Man YOU NEVER TELL HIM HOW TO GIVE YOU THAT FIRST BORN🤣🤣🤣

So this whole thing is definitely on you😳😳😳

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[cheesybadgers]

Buddie vs Santa

[proffbon]

Getting absolutely fucked up by this chat

[percyspencer]

Gwen fell in love with Arthur The King, the perfect facade, the mask, the self assured one, the one who was sweet and romantic. That was through no choice of her own. Arthur was scared, and so only showed her that side of himself, in hopes that she would not leave him like everyone else.

But Merlin. Merlin saw all of Arthur The Person. The rude one, the scared one, the messy and imperfect side. The true Arthur. The umasked one. Because Merlin stayed. Through all the fights, through all the battles, through all the mean comments and stupid words that cannot be taken back, Merlin stayed. Merlin knows him. Merlin understands him.

Merlin was only ever his.

[palamadeez]

“Gideon the Ninth, first flower of my House, you are the greatest cavalier we have ever produced. You are our triumph. The best of all of us. It has been my privilege to be your necromancer.” —Harrowhark Nonagesimus

“Camilla, we did it right, didn't we? We had something very nearly perfect...the perfect friendship, the perfect love. I cannot imagine reaching the end of this life and having any regrets, so long as I had been allowed to experience being your adept.” —Palamedes Sextus

[aunhinged]

Sherlock and House: Torment olympics

Sherlock: I once broke into our flat just to show John how easily I could.

House, smirking: I gave Wilson a key to my apartment, but replaced the lock the next day. He’s been trying to get in ever since.

Sherlock: I told John I was working on a highly dangerous case. He spent three nights staying awake, just waiting for something to go wrong. Spoiler alert: there was no case.

House: I convinced Wilson his favorite book had been banned by the hospital’s HR department. He’s been plotting to smuggle copies in like it’s contraband.

Sherlock: I put a series of misleading clues around the flat that lead to nowhere. John will be searching for days.

House: I told Wilson that his favorite lunch spot closed early for renovations. He’s currently on a hunger strike.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[the-pen-pot]

[potahun]

sometimes i think about fanghua and cooking, like the fact that fang duobing can cook, but doesn't cook, that li lianhua cooks, but his cooking tastes shit, and fang duobing lets him cook because li lianhua wants to cook? and it tastes bad? and fang duobing finds it bad?? but he eats it anyway? and he teaches li lianhua cooking tips at the same time to make the dishes edible? and then li lianhua just moves on to new dishes that taste bad? that fang duobing eats?? im

[dostyaak]

One day I just realized that Nao stands just like Mishima (With theirs knees bending inwards) and I've been destroyed ever since

[dannymcdanface]

Is this each others’ hands on their mouths!?!?

[newkatzkafe2023]

Wukong Verse incorrect quotes # 20!!!!!! THE GENDERBEND SPECIAL 🥳 My Circus My MONKEY QUEENS👸👰‍♀️🐒

(M/N) was Folding laundry when the news came on

(Reporter) Breaking News a group of Unusual and poorly dressed Females have been reeking havoc and causing mass destruction in-📰

(M/N)(Nervous) Don't say New York, Don't say New York, Don't say New York 😰😰😰

(Reporter) New Jersey Authorities have yet to discover the identities of the Perpetrators-

(Male Y/N)( Relieved) phew not my Circus not my monkey Wives😅

Then the Monkey Queens appears On the camera footage 🎥 🎞

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) I hate to alarm anybody but There's an 80% chance that this bomb will explode 😥

(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) Considering everything that happened this weekend this is pretty minor to me🤭

(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Just 80% pathetic👿

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) I'm more worried about the monster trucks we Crashed😱

(HIB Sunny Wukong) the monster trucks we the sung in the boston harbor or the monster trucks we Crashed in maine???🤨🤨🤨

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Yes 😯

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) wait I don't remember Crashing a Monster Truck🤔

(HIB Sunny Wukong) of course you don't you were to busy trying to put out the fire you and MQ Reborn Wukong caused😑

(Lmk Wukong) Oh yeah I Forgot😲

(MQ Reborn Sunny Wukong) Really I expect this Elderly memory from Nezha Wukong but you?

(Nezha Reborn Sunny Wukong) The hell you mean Elderly Memory?!?!

(Lmk Wukong) Ladies what about the bomb?!?!?💣😨

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) Oh yeah I took Care of it😄😄😄

(The Wukongs) What???🤨🤨🤨🤨

Then suddenly an abandoned building exploded💥💥💥

(Netflix Sunny Wukong) See???😁👍

(Lmk Sunny Wukong) Oh man (M/N) is gonna have a serious Cow!!!!🤯😱

(HIB Sunny Wukong) Everybody scattered they can't get us all at once!!!😬😬😬

The Monkey Queens ran in different directions as the Camara went off 🎥

(M/N)(Crying in a Fetal position) My Circus 🎪 My monkeys 🐒 My Circus 🎪 My Monkeys 🐒

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[mxtheo3]

The way Dr. Well is calling out the ridiculousness of the plot while bitching at Saxon for being an idiot is a peak sci-fi horror characters behavior