#Intriguing question

[cloudwhisper23]

Do you think the ghost children played minecraft or watched Michael play minecraft during his shifts

Idk, Pix. That computer in Pizza Sim does not look like it can handle Minecraft. My old computer looked newer than that, and it could barely handle Minecraft. On the off-chance Mike had his phone... maybe the kids watched him play Minecraft?

Question is whether Mike wants to risk playing with sound on or not though, since he is playing during the nightshift.

Depending on the whole ghost logistics you go with though, the kids could probably play Minecraft as well. If they found a device that would run it in the pizzeria, that is.

(Minecraft came out in 2009 btw, Pix. Idk if you knew that)

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[aikoiya]

I'd love to be able to say definitively that I'd do something relatively harmless like rip off mattress tags, but I like to think that I'm relatively honest with myself.

So, I'd likely be shoplifting & trying to pull heists. I mean, if it isn't illegal, even if only temporarily, then so long as it's being taken specifically from a store & not from someone's residence, then I'm liable to try & reason myself into saying it isn't wrong (even though it still is).

Though, I definitely think that I'd still do the mattress tag thing. Like, almost guaranteed. They irritate me.

Same with clothing tags. I like the new thing they're doing by just printing the info on the inside of the actual outfit itself.

At the same time, I'd like to think that I'd go out of my way to steal food & survivalist stuff & take them to the homeless & stuff. Specifically, things like dried foods so they can keep it stored for a long time. Also, herbalism & survivalist books. Especially medicine handbooks & emergency medical kits. Of course, I really can't be sure unless something like this actually happened. I may well end up being quite the selfish sort.

Also, I'd be one of the bystanders watching the Hobbit reenactment on the sidelines.

My beef with the premise behind "The Purge" is that it's not laws stopping people from killing each other in the streets - it's kinda just the default human experience to not want to hurt anyone. We succeeded as a species because we're generally decent at getting along with each other. The average, well-adjusted human has no desire to inflict undeserved harm.

We do, however, hate rules, so we'd probably still get a little wild in less harmful ways.

No "none," you're a hardened criminal now. Please feel free to share more details of your heinous (victimless) acts in comments or tags 😎

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

How did A-yuan celebrate Mother's Day with his honorary mother, Wei Wuxian?

He already has a (grand)mother to celebrate!

[pharawee]

PETEWAYCHRIS

▷ PIT BABE THE SERIES 2

[justaz]

im not a fan of modern merthur but the idea of them meeting in modern times and introducing themselves to each other and them laughing and bonding over their names being connected to the myth of king arthur and camelot is just so cute

[bklily]

Me when I explain how I love a lot of the cast of Miraculous Ladybug because all their criminal actions are either funny and endearing to me or make me wanna analyze them under a microscope

[beaulesbian]

The Truth, Terry Pratchett

(after reading a lot of the City Watch books, now reading The Truth with another character's view is both refreshing and priceless, especially when William is speaking with any of the Watch members)

[justavoiceinthevoid]

the yaoi is more toxic than I could have ever imagined fair play british soap fans y'all weren't messing around

[kmesons]

it's really interesting to me that one of the first jobs ENA completes (on an initial playthrough, at least) in Dream BBQ—collecting pets for Shoryo—has you questioning whether the pets are "babies" or "tonight's dinner," considering the two possible routes to take in the game.

in one route, ENA makes her way towards an orb in the sky containing something that resembles a fetus. she does this by obtaining the Motherboard and then the Humanboard, about which the Shaman says this:

the pets might be babies.

in the other route, ENA attends the Purge Event, where characters are waiting to be eaten.

the entrance to the Purge Event looks like a face, with the doors being a mouth and the toll booths forming the eyes. additionally, to get the Taxi Driver's head, which is needed in order to reach the event, ENA travels through a network of gut-like caves.

the pets might be tonight's dinner.

[neeeooon]

to the anon who randomly asked me if i liked enrique iglesias like a month or so ago… did you predict bunny?

[12am-motivation]

After participating in the in-game discussion for Episode 12 out of curiosity, I just remembered something—

This might be pretty farfetched but what if Towa's sudden meltdown is similar to that unexplained attack Jiro had in Episode 9 when he saw the ghost of the child? Though I get that Towa's episode was more out of the blue with no evident triggers...

I just thought is this like a One-Eyed Sleeping Beauty murder suspect thing?

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts - Dive to the Heart

[kitnita]

dallasstars: tomorrow is wyatt johnston's birthday. do what you want with that information.

[shanklin]

It’s the most honest job Stan’s ever had.

Sure, the company he’s working for is downright diabolical, scamming their customers in all aspects of life, but that’s not Stan’s problem.

As Le Ville Corp’s most successful customer service agent in the Oregon area his only job is to follow the company guidelines, sell as many bad deals as possible and never ever let anyone back out of a contract. 

Morality aside, nothing the company does is actually illegal, so at the end of the day Stan gets to collect his almost-minimum-wage-sized paycheck and go home in the knowledge, that no pigs will come knocking on his door anytime soon.

Life is good. Or at least as good as it gets where Stan is concerned. Last month he even got a raise for selling every bad product the company had to offer to one poor kind sucker. 

From household appliances to car insurance, magazine subscriptions and even their extremely shitty telephone and electricity contracts - the McGucket guy brought it all.

Thanks to him, Stan could upgrade from his car to an almost black mold free one room appartment with a community bathroom one block over.

Stan was finally moving up in the world and then his phone rings. He recognises the number. It’s his good friend Fiddle-not-gonna-say-the-rest McGucket.

Stan grins and cracks his knuckles. It’s about time McGucket figured out he’s gotten scammed. Time to make the poor guy’s life a living hell. No one is getting out of a contract on his watch.

“Thank you for calling Le Ville Corp. For us you are more than just a customer. You are family! This is Piers. How can I help you today?”

The moment Stan starts his greeting, he is bombarded with noise disturbances from the other side.

Ah, the good old Le Ville Corp telephone network working as intended. Maybe Stan can convince the guy to upgrade to a slightly less egregious version. 

Wait, what did he say?

His name is Dr. Stammered Lynes? Weird, but okay. Still better than Fiddle-nope-not-saying-it Hardon McGucket.

As it turns out, Stan finally met the mysterious roommate whose money McGucket has been using to pay for all of their products. Stan didn’t think the guy had it in him to ditch his roommate after the scam got discovered. Good for him!

Now, how to best screw Dr. Lynes here over.

***

An hour and a half of data security safety questions and a new phone contract later the doc hangs up to Stan’s cheery and corporate mandated farewell:

“And don’t forget we here at Le Ville Corp consider you our forever family, because you will stay with us forever!”

***

Stanford Pines just had the worst month of his life [not counting the weeks after the science fair that he refuses to think about].

The portal test was a disaster, his partner left, his muse refuses to explain himself and on top of all of that his new fridge won’t open, because this week’s subscription fee hasn’t been paid yet.

What the f-FIDDLEFORD!

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Does anyone have theories on how Jarl Brum survived the shipwreck when Nina and Matthias washed up in Fjerda? I can’t stop thinking about it