#Incorrect inside job quotes

[incorrectinsidejob]

Reagan: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

[inside-job-incorrect-quotes]

Andre: Please…. Talk to me. Gigi: … Andre: please, my beautiful princess with a disorder

[burntgrilledcheesesandwich]

Brett, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader! Reagan: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.

[beebeewoop]

Andre: *pouring syrup*

Myc: Blows up pancakes with MIND

Andre: MA FUCKIN PANCAKES-

[weirdkev27]

Myc: Hi, Everybody, I’m Myc! I used to have a show on Netflix. NOW I LIVE IN THE DAMN DUMP!

[incorrectbatfam]

Riddler: Ah, yes. I’ve been expecting you.

Bruce: What? How’s that possible?

Riddler: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wade: Would you believe this is the second time I’ve been tased today?

Yelena: Judging by your personality, that sounds about right.

[ktkat99]

Tim- I've always wanted to be a spy! As a kid, I even had my own secret identity: whenever we were in public, my parents would tell people I was someone else's kid.

Jason-...

Bruce-...

Damian-...

Steph-...

Dick- Tim's repressed childhood trauma aside, let's continue with the meeting...

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Ah, yes. I've been expecting you.

Leo: What? How's that possible?

Mikey: By staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 51

Jason: *laughs* Oh man, if God is real, I'm fucked.

Jason: I am way too sleep deprived to deal with your negativity right now.

Jason: Yes, you do have freedom of speech. It does protect you. From the government.

Jason: It doesn't protect you FROM ME MOTHERFUCKER-

[talekinesis]

Someone else draw this bc I can't, but I had this scene from Inside Job and thought about in the context of Fop: ANW since both Dev and Regan have daddy issues and probably have never been hugged

if anyone draws this, pls tag me, I wanna see it :]

Hazel: We're gonna be practicing hugs!!

Dev: H-Hugs? Like.. With our bodies? Touching other people's bodies??

*Cosmo and Wanda hug*

Dev: *stressed heavy breathing*

Peri: You okay, Dev?

Dev: Y-Yeah! I'm just practicing a hug.. like a normal person would do-

Peri: *Opens arms*

Dev: *PUNCH*

Peri: *groans and goes down*

Hazel: What was that!?

Dev: I-I don't know..

[incorrectinsidejob]

Reagen: Listen, I can explain...

Gigi: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Andre: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Brett: You guys are getting paid?

[inside-job-incorrect-quotes]

Andre: The one the left, what- which left- okay. Reagen: WHICH LEFT?! Myc: WHICH LEFT.

[burntgrilledcheesesandwich]

Reagan: I can never give Brett shit because I’m jealous of him. He looks at his life and say, “Sweet! This is perfect!” Reagan: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”

[spn-lesbian]

Sam: so are you and Cas together? You guys kinda seem like a couple

Dean: please, Cas is just a friend that makes me feel I'm home every time we make eye contact. And sure when I smell him I feel like a part of me that I never thought was missing is complete. That doesn't mean that I have romantic feelings for him though

[totallycorrectsupes]

Homelander: ah, yes, I've been expecting you

Butcher: what? How's that possible?

Homelander: by staring at that door continuously for hours. Something was bound to happen