#Ik Ik I’m late

[stinkypeanutbutter]

It’s a common courtesy to ask this after every episode . so . .

how we feeling chat ? 🙏😇

[scoobydoodean]

I just got to spnwin episode 9 (recall: my bronly spite watch is on) and hello helloooooo

[klaviermylove]

every time

[cosmicdahlias]

✨ ford x reader headcanons ✨

• was speechless and couldn’t stop blushing the first time he met you

• when he confesses his feelings he tells you you’re the most beautiful thing he’s seen in his 30 years of traveling dimensions

• takes you stargazing on your first date

• secretly keeps a journal about you and takes notes of your favorite things

• gets an autism diagnosis because you won’t stop pointing out his ‘tism traits

• loves it when you wear his sweater and nearly died the first time he caught you wearing it

• calls you “my stardust”

• gets super protective of you (more so than he already was) and clingy after weirdmageddon, he almost lost you and will do everything he can to make sure it never comes to that again

• loves reading to you about the paranormal while you fall asleep on his chest

• secretly afraid that you’ll just use him like bill and hates himself for thinking that

• loves to put on his old records and slow dance with you

• doesn’t know what a silver fox is and why everyone keeps calling him that, turns beet red you tell him

[hypertechnica]

i’m going to make fiddauthor art with fidds wearing his wedding ring and you are NOT going to like it

big obligatory banner that says “cheating is bad don’t do it i just like stories with relationship drama”

closeted, internally homophobic gay men who are married with kids has to be the trope i’m weakest to. no person involved is escaping the despair brought on by a relationship built on a well intentioned, desperate lie, born out of a desire to be normal and good

he WANTED to love her so fucking badly. he felt no ill will towards her and he loves their son more than words can say. he thought the attraction, the way she felt about him, would come with time. it didn’t. he doesn’t want to hurt her yet was doomed to from the start, and he’s truly, truly sorry. this does not absolve him of anything whatsoever and she has the full right to never want to speak with him again. he lied! he pretended to feel the same when he never once felt anything but platonic affection! he’s been in love with someone else this whole fucking time! and their kid… he’s caught in the middle of it all, too young to understand why his father would hurt his family like this.

and then he disappears and never comes back. imagine you’re 5 and your dad goes to the middle of the woods with his buddy for science shit, all of the sudden your parents are yelling on the phone and signing papers, and then he goes MIA. for years.

imagine your husbands “buddy” was the one he was thinking of all this time, not you, never you. and the first chance he gets to run away from you, he takes, and you should have been suspicious by the rushed frenzy of it all, the phone calls getting shorter and shorter until it fizzles to nothing. he forgot to get you a christmas gift. he hand-made him two. there has to be something wrong with you, it has to be your fault. you wish you married the man he becomes when he’s in his presence.

he folded when you started questioning him directly - he’d been to neurotic to ever be a good liar. you thought he was the one. he thought you were nice.

by the time the divorce is finalized he’s different in a wrong way. confused, angry, forgetful, insane - if the giant homicidal robot pterodactyl you’ve been harassed by is any indication. (he’s had a bad habit of building homicidal robots when he’s mad since they met -engineer things- but it was never directed at her - thankfully it never actually does anything) he’s clearly abusing drugs - you’d feel bad if he hadn’t abandoned you with the burden of explaining why your son can’t see his father anymore.

it’s a rotten bit of your soul, but time heals you. you move on and no longer think of him. trust in your career. find a man who truly loves you with no motives attached. raise your kid to be a good man. and in a fashion not unlike shakespearean dramatic irony, this makes him move to gravity falls to find and take care of his father. you couldn’t care less what hee doing now, but damn it, it’s his father, what is the kid supposed to do? but its futile- he appears to have no remorse, hell, no memory of the incident in the first place. (this isn’t his fault but how are they supposed to know that?) so he grows bitter and cold just like his mother used to be.

imagine that.

all over a mans inability to do anything but live in denial. to force himself to live in a box and pine like a dying man over the right one at the wrong time, destined to crash and burn. to take denial to a new level- a cult, brain damaging radiation, a total ego death - just to take the edge off. take off that damn wedding ring

[blossoms-phan]

has this been done yet

[mooshroomterrarium]

(disapproving scar voice) ETHO.

[stuckinapril]

Just a girl who wants to be her mother’s daughter in the ways that matter

[hugeegosorry]

1990’s Wilson at the conference: *throws a bottle at an antique mirror*

House:

[moonlightdancer26]

Happy James Potter death day 🔥🎃

[stxrry-dxys]

“we need more complex female characters” y’all couldn’t even handle bloberta puppington

[chthonicarcher]

wassup Wepeel nation

[raiiny-bay]

b/a for the boys’ anniversary edit :-)

[alto-tries]

i got emotional over a minecraft egg and made this help

[tazzertopia]

currently thinking about last year when all the right wing men were whining about the barbie movie and how it was promoting misandry and radical feminism only to watch the movie and see the most surface level feminist takes like damn this is radical to men? the way they were speaking about it i was expecting america ferrera’s character to start quoting the scum manifesto or something

[sappho-rose]

thinking…