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1990’s Wilson at the conference: *throws a bottle at an antique mirror*
House:

#i think i’m hilarious what about it#house md#in da house#gregory house#greg house#james wilson#hilson#ik i’ve been making more posts lately. ig i’m in full brainrot mode#house md meme#meme#hatecrimes md#hate crimes md
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Towards the start of Eddie’s popularity on Tiktok, he gets stopped at the park by one those Tiktokers that stop people in public and ask them questions.
Eddie’s game to talk so they’re having a little conversation when a man runs by, slaps him on the ass, and says all breathy, “Looking good, Munson.” Then they’re gone.
The video blows up and people are offended on Eddie behalf that he was assaulted by this jogger. People even slow the footage down to try to see what the guy looked like but he was wearing sunglasses and a hoodie so there’s no good angle.
Eddie responds to it all with a video from his car like. “Guys, relax. It was my husband.”
He then pans the camera over to the passenger seat of the car to what is pretty much just an ass shot because Steve has his top half hanging out the car window so he can argue with Dustin and Mike. Eddie’s just like, “See. Same shorts.”
He has a hold of the waistband of said shorts because he does not trust Steve not to fall out the window. Though he does let go to pinch Steve on the ass. “And now we’re even.”
Steve sticks his hand back in the car and swats at Eddie’s hand, and then just holds it. Eddie turns the camera back to himself and ends the video with a pleased smile on his face.
#The bit of the arguement that you can hear is#Steve: Back me up Henderson! back me up! what happened to if I die you die?#Dustin: I’m not backing you up when you’re wrong!#They’re arguing about the ozone layer#Eddie thinks this whole experience is hilarious. he was only at the park because Steve wanted to run somewhere different#eddie munson tiktok saga#eddie munson#steve harrington
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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.
#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol#but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me#like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind#you’re going to have the last laugh#you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted#and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT#<- do you get what I’m saying#that’s fucking hilarious#also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is#VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill#billford#fiddleauthor#fordsquared#fiddlestan#fiddlebill#fiddlebillford#<- is that a tag#it should be#orals worst most fucked up polycule#or love triangle#or both#shitpost
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Tragedy enjoyers when there’s not one, not two, but three combinations of tragic relationships at the center of the narrative AND they’re bisexual
#yes this is about wicked#but feel free to make it about anything else you want it to be#yes I’m thinking about wicked bc of the film but#this is largely just the concept of wicked#anyway. thinking about the tragedy of the core three#they’re so tragic bisexual polycule to me#elphaba x fieryo? ✋🏻😩🤚🏻#elphaba x glinda? ✋🏻😩😩🤚🏻#glinda x elphaba x fieryo?? ✋🏻😩😩😩🤚🏻#hilariously glinda x fieryo is a paring I think only works romantically pre-the force elphaba wrecks in their life#like once they’ve both been Irrevocably Changed By Elphaba I don’t think it works anymore#but the two are forever intertwined with each other and are important to the other. I just don’t think it’s romantic (whatever that’s worth)#anyway. BWAH!!!#thinking about Glinda… thinking about Glinda in no one mourns the wicked… and her blank in what happened to elphaba and fieryo#ok rambling tags over. content tags now#wicked#wicked the musical#wicked the movie#wicked 2024#elphaba thropp#elphaba wicked#hey who was gonna tell me I’ve been spelling fiyeros name wrong this whole time#glinda the good witch#glinda upland#galinda upland#fiyero tigelaar#glinda x elphaba#fiyero x elphaba#elphaba x glinda x fiyero#glinda x elphaba x fiyero
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Ratchet goes on vacation for a month and comes back with a baby, all of the autobots are baffled
Ratchet wants to keep the identity of the sire a secret until the colors at least come in (a couple months) but would like it to last until Torque can walk (a year)
Optimus hogging the sparkling is very in character of him so no one questions it
#Optimus hearing all of the possible sires and is about to go insane about how no one thinks it’s him#Ratchet thinks it’s hilarious#yeah optimus was there for the birth he just went on a ‘mission’#this can be a continuation of the last post lol#transformers#ratchet#transformers fanart#implied mechpreg#implied Optiratch#transformers g1#I’m late on the prowl flipping tables meme but lemme have this#prowl#skyfire#blaster#jazz#ironhide#wheeljack#cliffjumper is the one on the left#pretend everyone is alright in 2010 for instagram#I don’t know what instagram looks like rip
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YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST FUCKIN REALIZED
Out of the 4 Avantris lizard men, we have 2 that have fuckin Voodoo shadow magic (both of which, coincidentally, are played by Richie—Mr ‘lizardfolk warlock that I’m pretty certain work under the same being’), and 2 that have fire magic (Taishen—who is coincidentally played by Mace and ends up acting like a walking lighter anyway—and Sarnax)
And also, course, Sarnax and Kremy with their red Yonan boyfriends who have a tendency to run hot because of their respective heritages
#I know all of this is incredibly obvious if you think about it for like 2 seconds#but consider this#I am dumb. and I am tired. and I am dumb#I’d say I have high wis and low int but tbf. idk if I even have high wis either#i definitely have that low int tho. despite what my mom tries to tell me#also damn I just realized that both of the twins somehow managed to play a lizard folk that managed to snag a red yonan man for a bf#that’s fucking hilarious to me#anyway. I’m gonna go to bed#i’m eepy#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#kremy lecroux#edge of midnight#briggsy kratch#curse of strahdanya#sarnax of the edelwood#icebound#taishen fireblossom#coalecroux#shepnax
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“Careful now.” Mr. Milchick cautioned, his left palm just beneath yours as he’d stopped you from nearly dropping the small, neatly wrapped box. He guided your left hand back to a level height, around ninety degrees at angle from elbow to hand. “We wouldn’t want to break that.” His right hand was set atop yours on the top side of the gift box.
“Oh, thank you, Mr. Milchick,” you sighed in relief. “My apologies, my outie overexerted himself this past weekend.”
“Yeah, that’s called sex,” Dylan snarked, pointing to the hard to cover hickeys trailing to the back of your ear. You weren’t exactly eager to promote or detail your outie’s sex-life.
“It’s his outie’s wedding anniversary,” Mark rectified Dylan’s crass statement.
“I’m aware,” Mr. Milchick responded, “Five years, seven months, and twelve weeks.” His left hand softly traced your wedding ring. If you didn't know any better, you'd say his smile took a softer tone; the usual dead joy in his eyes looked almost enamored. “My congratulations to your outie. I imagine the annual exhaustion indicative of a successful and joyous marriage."
Dylan's yearly crude joke on the matter was cut short as Irving placed a hand on his mouth. "I believe so too," you beamed, "alongside the presents, of course." You nodded to the gift in your hands. "Thank you for hand-delivering this year's gift, and last year's, and the year before that. You really don't have to; I'm sure there are better things to do." You glanced down at the gift; his hands had yet to leave yours.
"Nonsense," he assured you, "It's no trouble at all." Mr. Milchick squeezed your hands and, with one final smile, left the space. Irving made a disgusted sound as Dylan licked his palm and darted into the supply closet for a tissue.
Dylan pursed his lips, glancing over at the door; once certain Mr. Milchick wasn't returning soon, he teased, “Get a room next time, will you?”
You rolled your eyes. "It's hardly sexual to talk to a coworker."
"It is when you and Milchick do it," Dylan pulled a face in good jest. "Tell him, Mark!" He attempted to corral Mark to his side, "The eyefucking is abysmally disgusting." He dramatically exclaimed.
"I mean," Mark pursed his lips momentarily, "I don't really see anything of the sort," his words caused disbelief to rise on Dylan's face. "Besides, isn't Milchick married?"
Both Dylan and you turn to each other, then Mark, before shrugging, uncertain as to the answer. "How can you be sure?" Dylan asked.
His question was met with no answer as Irving returned and sternly expressed Mr. Milchick's preference for privacy: "What extracurricular activities Mr. Milchick has have no bearing here; he hardly enjoys sharing facts about himself outside of work, we should respect that." Dylan pouted and directed a not-so-quiet 'party pooper' at Irving; the latter turned to you and smiled earnestly, "Besides, aren't you more excited to find what anniversary present our friend has this year?"
Dylan half-shrugged, and he and Mark turned their attention to the gift box as you tore away the purple wrapping. This year's gift was an appropriately and mildly decorated set of custom sticky notes. "Your outie's husband is quite thoughtful," Irving commented, glancing at the stickers. “He's a lucky man."
#I watch Severance for the plot and the curve of Mr. Milchick’s ass#I need to catch up and watch season two good lord I need to see my husband ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ (´。• ω •。♡)#seth milchick x male reader#seth milchick x innie reader x outie reader#seth milchick x reader#he’s a greedy man he can’t just sort of have the innie he gotta have the outie too#typing innie and outie in a sentence is so goofy too 💀😭 I love it#I’m thinking reader gets severed first then Milchick is like yeah I want that cake and goes to outie reader and is like hello cute meet up#severance imagine#shitedrabbles#also what do you mean there’s no imagines 😐🤨#don’t ask me why the board would allow this I just biblically want mr. milchick#it is also fucking hilarious to me to picture him talking about himself to reader's innie like your outie's husband must love him so much 💀#like bitch that is you. you are the husband.#if i mispelled his name blame autocorrect
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Hiya! Osha Anon here!
I tried to send this ask before but I fear Tumblr may have eaten it so I'll try again.
We all know Sunta's workshop ain't passing an Osha inspection, but what about the Slasher AU boy's arcade?
Everything up to code? 📋🤔
-Osha Anon 👷
Sun: Ah! Osha Anon!! 😬😬 I wasn’t expecting you today… oh no! It’s perfectly fine, fine, fine! Go ahead…. have a look around! 👀 We keep everything in TIP-TOP shape for our patrons and staff alike, I assure you! 👍 No exposed wiring, no skeletons in the closet—at least not in that closest. Ah ha ha…. ha… ehem. Have you seen the vintage carpet? 🤩 Marvelous isn’t it? Hyponotic even.
You want to talk to our employees 😅 oh suuuure… yes, I suppose you have to, don’t you. They say the… quirkiest things sometimes, just so you know 😬 LOVE to joke about my colleague Mr. Moon and me. Have this running silly fantasy that we’re murderer clowns that go out hunting at night! Hee hee—such creativity! We play along sometimes 🤭 chase them around the arcade—UH—VERY SAFELY, that is, very safely… only got stuck in the play tunnels ONE TIME ☝️.
#i am trying not to be anxious about any other asks that tumblr ate and people think I’m ignoring them but im nooooot#aw well cant control these things#i say the magic words ✨#it is what it is#also tho i do have 50+ asks in my box it might’ve gotten just lost in there my apologies im just one lil guy#dca slasher au#ask#but i am not ignoring any of them i just want to always give thought out responses or doodles for so many#if u have sent an ask that i have not responded to pls know that i read and appreciate it all#also forgive me if i answer it months later but i like to think by that point its a nice lil surprise :3c#i wonder who has more workplace accidents between the two suns#or ‘accidents’ in the case of slasher sun#but slasher sun does most of his slashin outside the arcade so maybe those dont count#comparing sunta and slasher sun is interesting….#both are facidious and particular#sunta has a bigger ego but slasher sun is also quite haughty#slasher sun is def the more sunhinged one lol but also tries way harder to please people#🤔#osha anon is a hilarious concept i like the idea of them vising other aus
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Me when assassins r in a classroom (and are all in middle school)
#my art#fanart#strawberridraws#assclass#assasination classroom#assasination classroom fanart#doodle#sketchbook#traditional art#guys I’m normal I swear#just doing my yearly rewatch of AC#I’m so normal#I think people need to move away from what y’all usually characterize and talk about#and instead start talking about how middle schoolers are the lamest and funniest people on earth#and that it is hilarious that most of this cast is 14-15 at most#like. they should be at the club#except the club in this is their Minecraft themed bedrooms#like who is tucking these guys in at night#nobody has ‘killer intent’ they’re just in middle school#that’s how middle schoolers are man#-mostly joking but also not joking#anyways . I cannot draw karasuma and his fuck ass hairline if you payed me
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Do u actually ship rocky and mitzi?
to try and be as simple as possible, i suppose i do ship them ; i’m particularly drawn by their dynamic and have long since grown enamored with it … so, naturally, i enjoy turning them over in my head and shoving them together, seeing all the possible ways they fit and how they function when glued together. rocky’s feelings for mitzi are so intense and metaphorical that there’s a lot of ground to run with, honestly. it’s not a black and white relationship where they fit neatly under one label or another either, hence my constant use of the term ‘a secret third thing’ for them overall. there’s romance, obsession, desperation, platonic associations, and a thousand other factors embedded into what they have. rocky simply ‘seeing mitzi as a mother figure’ or ‘being totally in love with her in a traditional sense’ just doesn’t capture them with the justice they deserve. it’s more … muddled than that. rocky, at this point in time, is completely incapable of maintaining love anyway, and mitzi certainly isn’t any better either. in a context where i envision them together, that aspect is a big part of things : where they click together due to their inability to sustain a healthy and stereotypical romantic bond, and thus accidentally fuel each other’s unhappy paths. it’s easy to see how mitzi does this to rocky! but rocky is capable of doing it to her as well, what with his all-consuming need to be who she relies on and to restore the lackadaisy to it’s previous glory for himself and her. he enables her and she enables him, even if it’s subconscious and accidental. while there is undeniable fondness and care there, they are also walking down this path hand-in-hand, tugging each other along when one of then falters or pauses. so, to me, it’s not hard imagining things becoming closer and more intimate … who doesn’t want to be smashed together against someone who gives you all the validation you crave and never shuns you, twisting all your awful deeds into something good and believing you righteous at all times. it’s addicting! and natural. while rocky obviously would enjoy such a relationship, so would mitzi at this point in her life. where she’s exhausted and feels particularly ugly within, and is currently all alone.
they also would click in ways that wouldn’t force them to abandon how they currently go about romance. mitzi needs to spend a good portion of her day thinking about her dead husband and nobody else, meanwhile rocky is very enamored with being a knight in shining armor so to speak, only able to express himself through extreme devotion, a thing that ( as said by crew members on stream ) can’t singlehandedly keep a relationship afloat … normally. but mitzi can deal with rocky’s rather eccentric and destructive behavior, can take the only thing he can offer and accept it wholeheartedly, because she couldn’t handle anything more normal or mature right now. and rocky, despite his occasional displays of territorial behavior, never bats an eye at or feels inferior to mitzi’s atlas obsession. this wouldn’t be the case in other relationships, where both of them would have to change or grow in some way in order to keep the love stable and secure. there would be things they’d have to give up, or be vulnerable about, and both of them are too stubborn for that at this point. a random lover would always be a second thought compared to the lackadaisy.
( now, of course, i ship mitzi and rocky with other people! and i’m very interested in these bonds forming during canon’s events. but it’d either be an unhealthy relationship, due to everything i said above, or a happier sort of take on things : where mitzi and rocky are pulled from their minds’ unraveling edges and are both given the care, patience, and understanding they both need. one where they can set aside the lackadaisy for a moment or two, and can find genuine happiness somewhere else. i never see them as fully moving on from it, nor do i see mitzi fully giving up atlas or rocky fully giving up mitzi, but things can be softened and less insane. sometimes! )
now, is this healthy? no. but is this me saying they should be surgically removed from one another because they make each other ‘worse’? also no! i adore them in every sense of the word and acting like there aren’t positives attached to their dynamic would, frankly, be stupid of me. they are there for each other in their worse moments and approach each other with kindness, something they don’t really get from others anymore. they are genuinely happy to be in each other’s presence and have a habit of lifting each other up, or providing each other some much needed warmth on a bad day. you see it many times in the comic, situations where mitzi is devestated, and rocky rushes in to comfort her ; and he always succeeds in some way, wiggling that severe expression off her face and getting her to smile, even if it’s small and weak. and rocky loves that! it makes him happy to be able to ease her heartache and worries so. it makes him feel useful and needed, and she’s one of the only people in his life to give him even a sliver of praise here or there. here are some examples i can remember off the top of my head :




and while there isn’t many examples of mitzi praising rocky, she is also still one of the few people who shows concern over him and asks after him. there are also two scenes, in the pilot and in the comic, where rocky messes up big time, and mitzi has every right to be frustrated with him. she could yell, she could get mean, like rocky is so used to, but instead … she sucks it in and simply lets it go. this happens with the pig farmers, but also in the pilot most notably! where the second she realizes how hard rocky is taking her words, her reasonable and sympathetic irritation at things not working out, she backtracks. she forces those emotions away and simply says this, earnestly and kindly, and wipes the devestation off rocky’s face :


as much of an accidental negative influence they can have on each other, there’s also a more purposeful positive influence that is inherent in their dynamic. i wouldn’t ever want to dismiss that, nor do i enjoy when other people rush to do so themselves, claiming they’re simply no good for each other. well, they claim mitzi is a manipulative person who only sees rocky as a pawn, but i’ll pretend fans are critical of rocky’s many faults as well. the point is : they’re good for each other and to each other! they just happen to have a great capacity to cling and stay where they are rather than doing anything more beneficial or productive. any dynamic in lackadaisy can become toxic in a sense, given the fact that a majority of the characters are prone to indulging in their flaws and chasing what’s familar, what’s most comfortable, with little regard to anyone else. but i find that aspect interesting, and i love rocky/mitzi all the more for their accidental enabling and vastly obscured views.
the more romantic aspects aren’t really something i care too much about, overall. i play around with it and find scenarios where things can bloom in such a way, but them calling each other ‘boyfriend’ or ‘girlfriend’ isn’t something i care for. i do not think mitzi would ever be attracted to rocky in a sappy lovesick way -- she’s above fawning as it is, and is rather methodical about things like passion or adoration nowadays anyway. her eyes can’t exactly sparkle upon seeing rocky spilling syrup all over himself nor can she sigh dreamily at his nonsensical, improv poetry spiels that just burst out of him like water through a broken dam. but they could soften at the corners and she could convince herself of something romantic if it held her the right way. if she felt battered enough to give into it, or was lonely enough to indulge herself in a place she knows she’s wanted. rocky, on the other hand, is a bit easier to imagine here! he would never say no to miss m. and actively wants to ‘keep’ her already … if they were to become an item, an obscure, happenstance item, than he’d embrace it full heartedly! it’s been well established rocky isn’t one to turn down love or affection, so to get it from mitzi of all people? it’d be extremely ooc to even pretend he’d regret it or shy away. he loves her, of course he does, his beautiful dionysus : who unlocks her doors for him to enter, who smiles upon him with her wine soaked lips, who brushes a dainty paw across his shoulder and sings him praises like it doesn’t pain her to say them. she is warm and comforting and soft, and rocky is possessed by a maddening desire to wrap every spaghetti limb he has around her, and never let her go. again, his love is nothing short of all-consuming and obsessive where mitzi is concerned. her devoted acolyte! it would be simple to see how he’d get here in comparison to mitzi’s more wounded and guarded heart. i don’t think rocky fully loves her in only a romantic sense, however! i’m a firm believer that it is a mix of romantic and platonic feelings, an awkward and intensive blend of the two, this sort of combination that isn’t easy to sort through. he does take comfort in the fact she reminds him of a motherly figure, just as much as he genuinely finds her attractive and appealing in a puppy love kind of way. there’s also the fact that rocky is keen on lying to mitzi and wearing masks around her in the name of seeming more amazing in her eyes -- the fact his love for her is metaphorical and personal in equal measure, and the fact mitzi hides herself away from everyone around her. there would be a lot of untangling! a lot of pretending. this is a ship that will always have a multitude of layers and caveats attached to it, so to speak.
but that excites me! i like it! i love a dynamic that i could write endlessly about no matter the context it’s being framed in! how utterly unsurprising it is that the first lackadaisy fic i thought of was one that would focus heavily on these two and what’s happening between them, what could happen. mitzi wallowing in her self-inflicted misery while rocky prowls around her, begging to be useful to her while simultaneously chasing off a suitor of hers that he cannot stand to let near, is quite the image in my mind, and is one i always have looping around in the back of my head. the parallels to atlas/mordecai are an added bonus to this! if rocky is doomed by the narrative then mitzi is the narrative to which he’s bleeding himself upon, you know? that, as well as his own insecure delusions. mitzi, similarly, would easily waste away to nothing or get herself killed while trying to pursue her nostalgic ambitions if it weren’t for rocky being so willing to do the dangerous stuff for her. i think about how mitzi almost got herself killed in skedaddle and how rocky rushed to save her. while zib and ivy care for mitzi, and viktor is obligated to protect her, they are not as quick as rocky is -- nor as recklessly devoted to the point of readily given sacrifice.

anyway! i’m very fond of them, and there are so many scenes and other aspects of their characters that i could spend ages pouring over. this is, genuinely, merely a fraction of my thoughts on them. although i do hope i answered your question, anon! i got a bit carried away and i’m sure a lot of this is hard to parse through by default, but oh well!
#my asks.#lackadaisy analysis.#in a sense? lol#i just LOVE these two i love them so bad!! they are very near and dear to me#i dont even think my words here can encapsulate the love i have for them#or the complexity of their bond : how genuine and fake and intense it all is#i also just enjoy devotion in all my dynamics so it’s not shocking that they hit all the right marks for me#again! i do not care for them kissing or whatever. i do not care for them dating. but i could see it#i often think about how rocky was originally supposed to be the leader of the band before zib was created#and how this could imply him being romantically entangled with mitzi in previous character iterations … before things changed obviously!#so! i do find that neat. and what can i say? mitzi sadly likes a tortured artist. she’s also selfish lol#they are my barbie dolls and im throwing them into every scenario my sick and twisted mind can think of etc etc#also they just have extreme comedic potential and sitcom vibes together … which i find hilarious and fun!#ugh there’s so much i didn’t bring up here due to fic reasons and also because i’m too busy to focus on this longer but!!!#i love them your honor. nobody gets them like i do!!
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Sam could say he was hungry and Dean would turn around and sell Castiel for a bag of corn chips. and Cas would thank him for it
#do not come for me i won’t even meet cas for several seasons i don’t know what i’m talking about i’m just going off vibes#and i think I’m hilarious#wincestiel#wincest#castiel#sam winchester#dean winchester#spn#spn hcs
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Made this at like 1am like a month ago and did not even have a second thought about it until today when I rediscovered it and I felt the need to share. Will update the slideshow when I watch movies 4-6 🫡
#do not fucking spoil the other movies#I’ll watch them eventually#I’m terrible about watching new things#what was I doing#I need to make more 1am slideshows#I think I’m hilarious#scream#headcannons#scream Headcannons#scream 2#scream 3#billy loomis#stu macher#stuilly#billy x stu#stu x billy#mickey altieri#nancy loomis#roman bridger#lgbtq#fruity
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Okay back on my Pokémon thoughts- forget the teams for a second that stuff takes longer than expected to narrow down.
Been thinking what types the boys would be and I think I’ve narrowed them down to a select few for each of them.
For Mikey, I’m thinking Electric, Fire, and Fairy. Electric because he just has so much energy, and I feel like his razzmatazz is akin to how Electric types typically are + Electric types are very chaotic and Mikey is also Very Chaotic. For Fire, well I feel like that one is self explanatory with not only how his first weapon operated but also how his ninpo works in general + how he’s generally a very warm-hearted boy. For Fairy, I tend to associate Fairy types with magic, and considering how Mikey is the most tied with mystics, I think this goes well with him + he’s a smol guy. I’m leaning Fire/Fairy though.
For Donnie, I’m thinking Electric, Steel, and Psychic. Electric because TECHNOLOGY. Steel because TECHNOLOGY. Psychic because of how his ninpo works primarily revolving around TECHNOLOGY. Okay but to be more in depth- like I mentioned with Mikey, Electric is a chaotic type and I think Donnie aligns with chaos a lot. For Steel, yes because of technology, but also because of how Donnie tries to portray himself as “emotionally unavailable” so the defenses he puts up in that regard are very Steel like. For Psychic, let’s be real that’s the “smart” type for the most part (plus it’s purple). Donnie could be any combo of these to be honest but I’m leaning Steel/Electric.
For Leo, I’m thinking Steel, Dragon, Dark, and Water. Steel because of his swords (and like I said with Donnie, the defenses that Leo puts up to mask his feelings and true self.) Dragon because I find that to be a big “leader-ly” type, and him having that type works well with his eventual position as team leader. Dark because let’s be real, he is a schemer, and Dark types in general tend to be very scheme-y and misunderstood. Water because he’s a lackadaisical character who goes with the flow a lot of the time, even against his better judgment. This boy makes it a mission to be hard to figure out, so I genuinely have no idea what he’d be. EDIT: I have been successfully convinced to lean Water/Dark for Leo! EDIT 2: HMM maybe flying and ghost now as potentials???? Why is Leo so hard to figure out.😭 EDIT 3: I cannot believe I’m saying this but I’m actually leaning hardest to Dark/Ghost now. Dark is all but confirmed in my mind but Ghost is very quickly making itself make sense here ironically.
For Raph, I’m thinking Fighting, Fire, Ground, and Dragon. Fighting because he LOVES fighting, he’s good at it, and he’s the one who strives to get the actual moves down most + this goes with his protective personality. Fire because he DOES have a temper to him, however much he wants to keep it pushed down, but also he, like Mikey, is a very warm-hearted boy. Ground because he’s the tank!! And he’s solid in his strength and his duty. Dragon because he’s the eldest, the one the boys look to for strength, the one who was the initial leader and-! He looks the most like a dragon lol. Like Leo, it’s kinda hard to have a favorite combo for Raph, but I think I’m leaning Fighting/Dragon. EDIT: I have been convinced that Fighting is a definite for Raph but Ground may work better for his secondary!
This was a lot harder to think of than I thought haha. Please if you have any ideas let me know (especially since I’m not totally convinced or tied to anything in particular quite yet)! While it’s hard to pin down perfect typings, it’s also very fun.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#almost gave Leo ghost type bc well he aLMOST BECAME ONE LOL#plus it’d have been hilarious to have a ghost type Leo say ghosts aren’t real lmao#but in the end I went with the four I chose - I’m particularly tied to the dark type for him#it was an unexpected addition but oddly enough I think it works better than I thought#Donnie was probably the easiest to think about I mean let’s be real what else could he have been other than the three I chose#Mikey was fairly easy too but I did almost give him fighting as well since he’s so bouncy#Raph - like Leo - was pretty hard to narrow down since he could be good in multiple#I just knew he was at LEAST fighting
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I fully believe Max’s type is freaky women who hate his guts
#I may or may not be thinking about Max/Ruth#I will never get over that pairing it’s hilarious#max jagerman#grace chasity#Holy Ghost hatchetfield#jagertitty#i think that’s the ship name#I’ll tag Ruth because why not I was thinking about her when I wrote this#ruth fleming#I’m gonna be honest I forgot what her and Max’s ship name is though
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okay but just thinking about how dark it is that Anthony’s kind of ultimate fantasy isn’t marrying Kate —it’s being married to her sister while lusting after Kate, his honor about to SNAP
#like. where is the love. frankly it isn’t there!!!!!!!!#I know that’s not what the show thinks it’s doing#BUT IT IS WHAT THE SHOW IS DOING#because there is no coherent reason he can’t just stop courting Edwina and marry Kate!!!#like. nothing that makes ACTUAL sense#because the show (book?) is driving so hard at creating a situation where he’s torn apart by forbidden passion#that they are not thinking about creating something that makes reasonable sense#lust IS their goal! and/or the in between space that exists right before lust#and so if you actually examine it coherently it is just confusing cruelty#like him snarling ‘and it is not far eNOUGH’#is actually a) embarrassingly hilarious b) cruel??????????#because it’s like. all about his own desire#the show pretends he is honorable. HE!!! IS !!!!!! NOT!!!!!!#that’s not what honor IS#and because all the stakes are lies/at the very least incoherent it creates something that celebrates something so dark#the end of lust is cruelty!!!!!!!!! and it accidentally shows that#like I’m so sorry I’m still talking about this and I will stop in a second (I just keep repeating myself)!#but his actual goal as a character is never to recognize his love/attraction for Kate and do something sensible about it#to forward his own happiness#the show is so badly written that his goal becomes to stay in the state of being both attracted to Kate and angry at her for it#because that’s what the show runners want to present its viewers#and that is actually SO. DARK.#to say that Darcy would n e v e r is so obvious I almost can’t even say it#it’s not that Bridgerton is just silly it’s that !!!!!!!! it is DARK
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Me, to myself: I love dressing like I might be a fictional character! Today’s vibe is very spaceship’s cute mechanic on her day off. Or like, how the people on Preservation might dress. Some space outpost with limited resources.
My 24 year old stepsister who dropped by unexpectedly, in an extremely surprised voice: are those pants new??? Did you make that sweater?? You look really cool and on trend!!!
Anyway apparently the children are dressing like sci-fi characters these days.
#i think actually it’s because the pants are baggy and the bell sleeves on the sweater#but it made me laugh#cool only on accident#her obvious surprise was hilarious#then she was like#at Christmas you were talking about bringing cloaks back??#and I had to be like yeah I still mean that#this is a prime outfit for putting a cloak on with because these sleeves are annoying to shove into coat sleeves#she was so baffled lol#but girl the trick is that I don’t follow trends I just do what I want#and sometimes that means I’m trendy on accident
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