#If u have smth to add feel free to say

[hanni-3]

HELLO MY LOVELY MUTUAL HOW ARE YOU TODAY :3

Ahem, what would be your MCs' first impressions of Clay and Cris...

Also I will reblog your,, reblog lol soon, I couldn't resist drawing the funniest interaction I've ever seen between Clay and a certain someone...

STAY HYDRATED AND GOOD LUCK❤️

HIIIIII I'M GOOD WBUUUU MY LOVELY MUTUAL :33

I gathered my toughts the best as I can for this and I'm sorry in advance if it's slightly short ☹️☹️ AND THEY ALL MEET IN STEP 2 :3

read under cut!!

Maymay's first impression on Cristine was thanks to Cris popularity a school, heard she's pretty and weird because of... Her fish addict??? That's a thing?? so that caught her attention, maybe they could be friends! Maybe she could also find more underwater species! (the only one she knows are jellyfish, sharks and some basic fishes.) She quickly went to detective research on finding the famous Cristine Mellon. Wasn't so hard to be honest— with a sudden tap on Cris shoulder and Maymay's simple question about jellyfish.. The rest is history :3

Now Maymay's first impression on Clay.... She heard about the Math club and decided to try it out (Math and her are not friends) and saw Clay and noticed the way he's awfully good at it...

Lu's first impression on Cris was....eh.. They didn't pay much mind to her at first. But when they heard that she's also has an obsession with fish?? ..... What's her favorite fish?

Thanks To Clay's persistence in step 1 (which was so hard since Lu isn't a huge fan of boys back then-) and Clay gentleness and slowly coax Lu to open up about their gender dysphoria — Lu and Clay........... Are officially friends your honor (or best friends if u like :33)

....Mariana....... Brr a shiver went down my spine saying her name

First up : What's so interesting about fish? They're just a different species that lives differently than the others. <— was her first tought, then she randomly searched up underwater species and...

What is that. What is its purpose and why does it exist.

(To be fair though she searched up "gross underwater species")

+ Bonus since I remember that one made me laugh so hard when I first saw it.. But Mariana changed the search bar and found some pretty cool and pretty ones

And finally last but not least... Mariana's impression on Clay ?? Who? Oh that one guy.

They would actually, surprisingly, be somewhat acquainties.. Believe it or not, I wouldn't personally.

They would often study together, If Clay or Cris choose Spanish as language (that's how French school works, I'm not sure if it's the same as others but you can choose between, German and Latin. Spanish is obligated.)

Clay would help Mariana with Math and Mariana with Spanish :33

Also wdym good luck, am I targeted

[saetiate]

caleb x cora (calco) "i want you forever." "forever? might as well add the afterlife too whilst you're at it." • popular guy x weird girl dynamic • i'll take care of you. / it's rotten work. / not to me, not if it's you. • possessive x possessive • matching jewellery

unrefined info below the cut (subject to change)

modern au -- yandere possessive and obsessive bf <3

very good at making conversation w my family, unfortunately they do think he can be a little off sometimes but he is very good to me and really loves me so they let it go

we're both insane except he's more insane and i'm better at hiding my insanity

i haven't decided a career for him yet so if u have ideas feel free to enter my askbox <3 i guess he is either a pilot or smth else that is respectable enough like aerospace smth

aside from the yandere and possessiveness and obsessiveness, the relationship is actually perfect LMAO he cooks and i do the dishes, he buys me flowers, dries my hair, has a notes page about me, when he buys me clothes it's always the correct size <3, drives me places if i need to go somewhere!

however he lurks behind me when i talk to other people... he's lucky he's charismatic or they'd find him scary!!

jokingly says i should just quit my job (i won't and this is my only non-compromisable line!) or that he'll lock me in the house forever (i rarely leave anw so idk why he's so worried??)

i don't have public soclal media but he does

[auraxins]

diluc and audacious? (i’ve no idea how this works)

dw beloved u did it right thats exactly what i was after <3 ty for sending smth in for me !! i took the more positive connotation of audacious for this, because i thought it was more fun sdkhgjsdg if anyone else wants to send me a char & a word for these lil sprint-fics pls feel free to !

sprint-fic miniseries 03

prompt: audacious

tags: diluc x gn!reader, wound-tending, mentions of blood & injury, romantic tension

wc: 0.7k

The last person you expect to be knocking on the door of your house in the middle of the night is esteemed nobleman Diluc Ragnvindr. You’ve only met him a small handful of times, passing conversations at the Angel’s Share and the odd outing around the fields that surround his winery. 

And yet here he is, on your porch, in a state of utter disrepair. 

His hair is a mess, and there’s blood on his jaw. And… is that a busted lip? He has a guilty look in his eyes as he meets your gaze, like he’s almost embarrassed to be intruding. 

“Sorry,” he offers, voice strained. “Didn’t know where else to go.” 

You shake your head and step to the side. “Come on in.“ 

As he shuffles into the hallway, one leg drags behind. By the looks of it, the ankle is twisted. He keeps himself balanced against the walls, but only with his right hand, carefully guiding his way in. You reach to help, but he persists without you. 

“Go sit on the chair,” you direct, pointing into your sitting room. “I’ll be in with bandages in a moment.” 

It takes longer to scavenge your medicine cabinet than you anticipate, but you’re back by the time Diluc has situated himself where you’d asked. His left arm hangs loosely over the edge of your armchair, and you notice that his sleeves have been sliced to shreds. 

“What in Teyvat happened here? Did someone attack you?” 

“It’s complicated,” he says simply. 

You balance yourself precariously on the free arm of the chair and hold out your hand. “Let me see.” 

He lets you check his arms over for cuts and scrapes, and you do the best you can to clean the ones that are there. Though he seems hesitant to remove his coat entirely, you convince him to at least roll the now-tattered fabric back for better access. The stench of blood on him is foul. You don’t dare to wonder just who else’s might be mingling in with his. 

“Thank you,” he says after a while. “I’m sorry to interrupt your evening like this.” 

Right, your evening. Your gaze drifts to the half-eaten cheeseboard you’d served yourself as a late-night snack, spread out alongside an open book and a few small candles. 

“It wasn’t anything important,” you return. “I was just winding down for the night.” 

“And now you’re tending to the strange man that showed up injured on your doorstep like it’s nothing,” Diluc comments. There’s almost a flash of teasing in his eyes as he adds, “do you do this often?” 

“You’d be the first,” you note with a wink. 

You aren’t entirely sure what brings you to flirt with the man so easily. Something about him simply entices you to tease. Perhaps it’s the fact that you’ve quite literally got his health in your hands. Or maybe it’s because the way he flusters in response is downright enchanting, with a pink tinge across his nose and the softest of purses to his lips. 

“I better not find you out here again, though,” you add. “At least, not without an invitation.” 

It is then that you move on to take care of the injuries around his mouth, carefully taking the uninjured side of his jaw in the palm of your hand to pull him to face you. His eyes glow in the dim light of the room, a vibrant red that feels like nothing you’ve ever known. 

You wipe an alcohol-soaked cloth around the edges of his lips, picking up the crusted blood that has stained down his chin. By the time you’ve reached the actual wound, they’ve parted just enough for you to see his teeth and his tongue. The flesh of his lower lip is firm as you press the cloth to it, inadvertently dragging it down further. Diluc’s entire face has flushed crimson now, but his eyes never once leave you. 

“Right,” you say, pulling back at last. It takes a few seconds for him to recover, to gain control of his senses again. “I won’t kick you out because I know it’s late. But you need to promise me you’re going to rest. Okay?” 

Diluc nods, mouth still agape. “Okay.” 

[elllisaaa]

Hihi , im not really sure if it would be ur style of writing but i had a dream abt it and i thought u could write smth along those lines(i think for this fluff would be good🥹 but if u wanna add smut is fine too hehe)

Heres the prompt:

Basically most of the days you would be hanging out w ur bff beomgyu after sch, just hanging out in each other’s presence is enough. You guys wont force a conversation if its not needed n sitting in silence gives you both a peace of mind.(thise type of fs)

But one day u told him that u were going to an event with ur girl bff , where she could see her fav artist , and you being a supportive bestie decided to go with her!

Somehow thru the night things changed and you ended up with beomgyu saying these words: “ It’s always been you y/n, my eyes are only for you”

(Not rlly sure if this is how a prompt should be(if im giving too much cos this is my first prompt) but i hope it sparks interest >_<)

hiii anonie !! this definitely so damn cute, i got a little overboard with this one but i love it so much, it's so soft omgg ! this definitely such a good idea i love it, and don't worry - the longer your thoughts are, the more i'm happy !

BFF!BEOMGYU who never stops annoying you every day, be it by sending you tons of texts or by dropping by your place when he's done with his schedule. well, you always claim that he's annoying but he knows that it isn't the truth and that you're always happy to see him.

"by the way, i will not be there for our movie night tomorrow, i'm sorry." beomgyu turned to you with a judgemental look on his face. "you're letting me down !?" you rolled your eyes as you threw one of the cushions of your sofa at him. "don't be so dramatic. i'm just going to a fanmeeting with one of my friend because she didn't want to be alone."

and even if your reasons were very valid, beomgyu couldn't help but be bothered. you always spend your free time with him, and it didn't even matter if the two of you just laid in your bed in silence, watching a serie while playing stupid games on your phones. it didn't matter because what he seeked was your presence, feeling you by his side. he loved to know that he could lay his head on your lap anytime and that you would drop your phone to thread your fingers through his hair until he fell asleep.

but sometimes, just sometimes, he wished he could be even closer to you. the type of closeness that would allow him to feel jealous about you going to a fanmeeting of another idol. the type of closeness that would allow him to kiss you, and love you like you deserved to be loved.

a pout was visible on his face, but what was even more striking was the slighlty hurt look in his eyes. and even if your best friend was always a little drama queen whenever you cancelled plans with him or hung out with somebody else, you never took him too seriously, knowing that he just liked to yap. but today, it seemed different.

beomgyu didn't want to separate from your warm body, but he still sat up, already missing the feeling of your hands in his hair, but his heart was hurting too much to keep pretending this time. it was nothing, he was aware, and he didn't have any right being jealous or feeling like he was. but he did, and he wished you would feel the same even if it was impossible because he was him and you were yourself, and there was simply no way that you would love him like that.

"why are you taking it like that gyu ? i know it's a little late to let you know, i should've told you before but it's no big deal, yeah ? i'm free this weekend if you wanna come by after practice, i'll even cook for you if you want."

beomgyu could feel a knot forming in his throat the more you talked, realizing how wrong he was for making you feel guilty about something you weren't responsible for. but the question he was dying to ask still got out of his mouth, the words coming out almost against his will : "do you like him more than me ? do you think that he sings better ? is that why you're letting me down ?"

his shaking voice made your heart clench, and you paused the movie that was now serving as a background noise, focusing entirely on your best friend and the way he was fidgeting, not daring to look you in the eyes but he seemed more than anxious, more than sad.

"where is that coming from gyu ? i've never said that. or did i make you feel this way ?" but beomgyu shook his head no. "you didn't. it's just…" he stopped for a moment, seemingly thinking about something before he curled up on himself on your couch, gaze fixed on the frozen tv screen. "forget it, i'm just being selfish."

the entire mood had changed, but you couldn't care less - you were only very worried about your best friend. "you know you can be selfish sometimes, i don't mind. tell me what's going on, please ?" and beomgyu finally looked at you in the eyes, biting his lips as if he was still unsure about what he was going to say : "i'm making a big deal out of this because i want to be the only one you're fangirling over, okay ? i want to be the only one you find handsome, and the only one you gush to your friends about. i wanna be the only one for you because for me it has always been you y/n, my eyes are only on you."

you looked at him dumbfounded, as you clearly didn't expect a confession, especially from your best friend. but quickly, a little smile spread on your lips as you reached for beomgyu's hand. he let you do that, and he let you pull him closer to you too, your face only inches away from the other.

"you've always been the only one for me too gyu, i simply didn't think that you would feel the same because you're always surrounded by the most beautiful girls of the country, so why would you choose me ?" - "because i'm in love with you, so in love with you it hurts sometimes." your smile was matching his, and you could see his brown eyes sparkling with joy again. "i'm in love with you too, have been for so long." - "does that mean i can kiss you now ?" you chuckled but still nodded : "yes, you can."

so beomgyu kissed you, and the way his heart exploded in his ribcage was only another proof of how down bad for you he was. and he didn't want this feeling to ever stop if that meant he could wake up by your side every morning.

[ghxst-system]

when i say "inner world" i dont just mean the "places" in my head

its a *structure*

its where alters/fragments [basically 'my' fractured personality] are organised and sectioned off in a sense

for systems with an inner world its just that it was given an "image" or a metaphysical form

just cus the name of smth sounds "cringe" or doesnt make sense to u doesnt mean its nonsense

its just an easy way to describe it.

[this is a LOOSE explanation *i* use cus it makes sense for our system, if u feel u have another way to put it into words feel free to add. every experience is unique. if this is misinformative please show me how and ill correct myself]

[brian-kinney-apologist]

hey babe!! i have a qaf question for u

ok so ive heard ppl in this (very small) fandom talk abt hal sparks really negatively either because of his character (understandable, micheal sucks ass) or because of his political views/beliefs/whatevers

i have never understood the second part and was told that u are quite the qaf historian so i was wondering if u could give me a lil summary of what those beliefs/views of his are because i would really like to know!!

ty in advance 🖤

well hello there, nice to know that my reputation in qaf fandom is still alive and well lol

so. here's the thing: if we're talking politics overall he didn't say anything questionable as far as I know (he has a podcast on youtube or smth where he trashes trump and other republican politicians (I'm not american so my knowledge of american politics is pretty basic so don't quote me on this one lol) so it's fine with me lol)

if we're talking the show though 👀💀

he did say some things back in the day that made people dislike him (but mind you now everything is cool between everyone involved in the show at least public wise so we're going to talk about the times when the show was airing and some time after it ended)

1. the most questionable™️ thing that he's ever said was comparing kissing a man (a costar on screen) to kissing a dog and people thought he meant that it was disgusting or smth BUT he did clarify later that people misinterpreted him because he meant that he's not attracted to men so kissing male costars on set during filming did nothing for him (it was an answer to some interviewer's question what it's like to kiss a man so take it as it is 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️)

btw interviewers AND fans had no decorum back in the day asking the whole cast all sorts of personal questions (poor randy still has ptsd bc of this 😭💀)

2. now it's tea time!!!! hal used to have a beef with gale and randy that led to him being hated by their fans. so. before the show aired hal was the most famous actor in the cast (except for sharon gless obviously) and he thought (was promised ?????) that he'd be the lead man™️ of the show. but after qaf aired everyone fell for gale (obviously sorry not sorry lol) because he served and ate everyone up. and also everyone focused on britin. hal didn't like that (considering it was basically gale's and randy's first roles on tv) and he started saying some stuff about them (publicly). for example, he said that actors' work is doing what's written in the script no questions asked. that was a clear dig at gale and randy as they were famous for constantly questioning/criticising the writers/showrunners/producers, disliking their plotlines and basically voicing their opinions on set (they did nothing wrong, should've complained more, look at s5 🥲). also hal did say one time that he would never work with gale again but didn't elaborate why. and as far as I know he did say more shady stuff about gale and randy during different interviews but I don't have any more specific examples (i think he was also constantly pointing out that he's straight while gale didn't say much about his own sexuality and hal was speculating about it). moreover, I remember reading somwhere that hal didn't like people who drank/did drugs bc he himself was against this stuff and gale and peter smoke some weed before some s1 promotion event and hal had a problem with it. the last thing: he also did complain about gale staying in character (whatever that means in regards of gale) during filming but no one else complained so 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️.

(I lied last thing fr fr I wanted to point out that gale and randy NEVER said anything back about hal so that kinda makes you think)

hope this helps, if someone has something to add or wants to correct me, feel free to do so

[yakichoufd]

would u ever consider tagging your more sexual stuff? i get if you don't wanna, since it's your blog and all haha. just asking bc i looooove looking at your art, but i keep getting jumpscared by scott with his hands in his pants or smth lol

My bad! I am unsure if I will cause when something is relatively soft and clothes are on, I don't per say think of tagging it. I would suggest to block me if it is something that keep bothering you. My tumblr is relatively SFW but I would not say my blog is still safe to check out in public or that i wont post soft suggestive scenes. If these themes are not your cup of tea, don't check my blog out, lol! And I keep forgetting tagging things I meant to tag.

I draw everyday life, I love drawing lovers life the most, and sex is part of life. I dont post my most explicit art here or if I do, i crop it. If that is something you find not appropriate and upset you, that's ok, but I do what I feel appropriate for my blog. Again, if that is something you don't appreciate, feel free to block me.

I will try to be cautious with my tagging for next time. But I can't promise anything, cause some people feel some stuff inappropriate when I personnaly don't. We all have different boundaries and it is my blog, my way. I already don't share most of my work since I am a NSFW artist. I want to keep my tumblr as my comfort place where I don't want to worry too much about what people will think. That's why there are so many doodles here. I never thought my x-men fanarts would gain such interest here. I am glad people enjoy what I draw, but I mostly draw for myself. Especially when I share my doodles here. My tumblr was pretty quiet, so it was my little "me" space and I want to keep it that way. I am already too stressed with my other social media, I don't want that all my Internet experience to be stressful just because some people might not appreciate what I post or tag on my blog. But I can add some tag for next time... if I don't forget lol!

I also had enough people telling me what I should or should not do, and I would rather these people to block me. You are in power of handling your Internet experience with the blocking button, and it is not because you like some of my art that you can enjoy everything I post. It is ok. I will also try to tag properly, but again, I might forget sometimes. So if it is too much for you, block me!! :)

[aropride]

how to install dashboard unfucker (for desktop)

hi i use desktop and i use the dashboard unfucker extension by dragongirlsnout and you should too because it's awesome. i don't know much about computers so it was intimidating to set up but ended up being really easy.

but first:

what is dashboard unfucker?

dashboard unfucker is an extention that makes being on tumblr bearable again.

(ID: 2 screenshots of tumblr with urls/posts etc censored. the first is with the new layout, with labels on the left, the ad-free button, "check out these blogs," "explore all of tumblr," the radar, and no easy way to access your own blog. the second is with the extension enabled, the left hand side of the screen is empty, posts are wider, navigation icons are back at the top right, and the only thing on the right-hand side of the dash is the dashbaord unfucker and limit checker and tag replacer from xkit. end ID)

i got it for layout changes like these- the first is cramped and ugly and i feel like i'm on twitter. the second is warm and comfy and i can make my posts wider (i dont like all the empty space). (limit checker, tag replacer, and post color were done on xkit and palettes respectively, not unfucker, btw)

with the dashboard unfucker you can:

hide the following/blog subs/for you etc tabs

get rid of the changes/staff picks/etc carousel

hide recommended blogs and tags

add profile pics back to posts

hide the radar

hide the explore page

hide tumblr shop

hide user badges

highlight bots in ur activity feed

show who follows u in the activity feed

make posts wider/slimmer and move the dash posts position to the left/right

revert messages design (and make the messages box bigger)

revert activity feed to the old design

display vote counts on polls

show poll results without clicking (no more skewing polls or "see results"!!)

disable tumblr domains

add polls to reblogs

disable "post without tags?"

show ns.fw posts

and other things that i probably missed copying this from the settings!!

so how do you do it? it seems scary but it's easy actually. take my hand

(note: i did this on firefox and tested it on chrome, i'm not familiar with other browsers, also use firefox if at all possible fuck chrome)

how to install dashboard unfucker

step 1: install either tampermonkey, tampermonkey beta, greasemonkey, or violentmonkey (if you don't already have it)

note: im using tampermonkey as an example because it's what i use

step 2a: go to firefox extensions/chrome web store/your browser's equivalent

step 2b: look up "tampermonkey" and click "add to firefox/chrome/whatever" and confirm

step 2c: you're done! yayyy

step 2: click this link. look under "installation" where it says "Click on unfucker.user.js to install or update". and click that

(ID: a screenshot of the tampermonkey install page, showing dashboard unfucker v5.7.8 installation information, the source code, and the install/cancel button. end ID)

(it should open in a new tab and look like this)

step 3: click install! (when i did this it didn't look like much happened and i got scared. dont get scared take my hand)

step 4: go to www.tumblr.com and to the right of the dash it'll have the dashboard unfucker label to the right!

(ID: the default dash again, but with the dashboard unfucker title at the top right of the right-hand side of the dash. end ID)

step 5: click the little gear icon and all the options will pop up! u can fuck around with em to ur heart's content. i recommend exporting after ur done and saving it somewhere in case u have to uninstall/reinstall to troubleshoot or smth

you're done! now u can see the results of polls without clicking them and other such things

(ID: a poll i have not voted on. it has 17 votes and 23h 56m remaining. the title is "poll :)" and the answers are "answer 1" "answer 2" and "see results". there are no percentage labels, but the amount each answer has is indicated by light blue bars in each result, as they would be if i had voted. end ID) note: i'm not sure how/if this aspect of the extension is indicated for screenreaders

THIS POST IS TRANSGENDER BTW!

[leftoverbriocheloaf]

oooo, i lov all of your wip snippets!! you have such a vivid plot-concepts that are still very true to the characters!! mayhaps we could take a peek at wip #8?

Sorry I apparently can't convey my emotions without images but THANK YOU <3333

WIP #8 was actually a draft for ranpoe week that I speedran bc I found out about it on day 1 (T-T) It was inspired by the "crime scene" prompt! I wanted to write a no abilities au and tried to incorporate it :)

I also wanted to try writing smth from Ranpo's POV bc its been a while aslkdjalksdj

__________

Ranpo sighs as he drops a pile of police reports onto his desk, falling into his chair with a huff. It’s way too many pages for such a simple case—the file itself is thicker than his forearm!

Of course, he’s already solved the crime, so he knows that the report is intentionally obtuse. This criminal lines the police’s pockets—they’re just doing whatever they can to avoid investigating him. Which, apparently, includes framing an innocent man. It’s no use against Ranpo of course, but he can admit a lesser detective might have fallen for it.

And to stall for time, they're claiming that they can't move forward with the arrest because he “hasn’t looked at all of the evidence.” 

Idiots. They’re just making it obvious that the criminal is in league with the higher ups. Since they won’t be of any help, he either has to give up on the case or do it himself.

Normally, Ranpo would consider something like this beneath him. It’s easily something Dazai or even Atsushi could deal with, even if they’d be much slower about it than him.

But these idiots had the audacity to lie to his face! Did they think he was a moron? He's definitely not letting that slide.

The room is empty, aside from Kenji, who is staring at the fennel plant with such intensity that Ranpo almost feels bad taking his attention. Well, not really. He needs to actually get to the criminal to arrest him, after all.

“Kenji!” Ranpo calls, spinning his chair around. “We’re going on a case!”

***

“How do you know he’ll be there?” Kenji asks as they leave the agency, his straw hat bouncing slightly as he walks.

“He’s a coward—he won’t want to show his face until someone else is framed and arrested,” Ranpo scoffs, taking a frustrated sip from his ramune bottle. “Which means I have to do the work.”

“What did he do?” Kenji makes a left, and Ranpo follows suit. He’s tempted to ignore the question, because explaining obvious things makes him want to tug his own hair out, but something about Kenji makes him feel guilty if he doesn’t. Ranpo sighs—it’s the downside of taking him anywhere. The upside is the free food that he gets just by being with him, because somehow Kenji knows just about every single person in the city. Ranpo couldn’t imagine remembering that many people’s names. 

“Stole some money,” Ranpo says. “He keeps getting away with it because the police don’t want to arrest him.”

“Why not?”

“He’s paying them.”

Kenji frowns, “I thought police in the city are supposed to stop people like that.”

“They’re supposed to,” Ranpo nods, “But to them, money is more important than the truth.”

“Oh,” Kenji murmurs, downcast. Shit. Now Ranpo feels bad.

“But we stop things like that from happening,” he adds, somewhat abruptly. “Which is why we’re important.”

“Oh!” Kenji brightens, and the guilty feeling in the back of Ranpo’s mind disappears. The boy hums happily, a new skip in his step as he continues leading Ranpo through the city. 

They stop, and Ranpo cranes his neck upwards to take a look at the building. It’s definitely new, and its distinctly modern style is somewhat off-putting compared to the wood and steel made apartments nearby. It looks almost gaudy, which tells Ranpo they’re in the right place.

When he pushes the door open, he’s assaulted with the strong scent of cleaning supplies, as if someone had spent the last few days pouring bottle after bottle of bleach onto the floor and letting it sit. Gross.

The reception desk is empty, which he flags as unusual. Sure, Ranpo intentionally arrived close to lunchtime to avoid unwanted obstacles, but he didn’t expect the building to be empty. Even for a slow day, he would expect someone to be around.

Ranpo walks towards the desk, feigning boredom even as he finds the body he’d predicted would be on the floor behind it. Damn.

“They must’ve cleared out the place,” he mutters to himself, turning to Kenji before sighing as if he'd been wrong. (As if that could ever happen.) “There’s no one here. They must have left faster than I thought they would. I'm gonna take a look around, but you should get the police and tell them to come here.”

Kenji nods dutifully, saying a quick goodbye and leaving the building. Ranpo's glad he's not one to question orders. Sure, he isn’t one to coddle anybody, but Kenji's a bit too young to see something like this.

He kneels down to the body, already annoyed, but pauses when he feels a pulse. That's... unexpected. It’s steady, so the woman must have been knocked out recently, but she isn’t injured badly or bleeding. interesting.

Ranpo leans her a bit more comfortably (and visibly) against the desk, because it wouldn’t do for the police to get all the way here and not have a reason to investigate. Kenji's persuasive enough that they should come even without a real incentive, which is why Ranpo chose to bring him along in the first place, but it helps. Well, that and the free food.

He notices a chart of residents on the desk, each leading to a different office phone.

Tatano K., 4C

That’s his criminal, at least. But Ranpo doubts that he did this to his receptionist, which means someone else is probably in the building with them. He listens quietly for any footsteps or noises, but the hall is silent. Ugh, more work for him, then.

At least the building can’t be populated much– not if no one noticed what happened with the receptionist. That and it would be stupid to knock out every single person in a packed office, not to mention exhausting.

He stands in front of the elevator, tapping his foot impatiently as the doors open, creaking all the while. Seriously, they could afford all of this and not nice elevators? At least it doesn't take long to reach the fourth floor.

Ranpo finds the conference room 4C with little effort and promptly throws the door open. He isn’t letting Tatano notice he’s here and take the opportunity to escape– even if it means alerting whoever else is nearby that Ranpo is here.

Though he might be a bit too late for that.

Ranpo almost groans when he sees one man standing over the body of his target. The knife in his hand is still bloody, but even from where Ranpo is standing, he can tell the cut is clean. His phone is in his hands immediately.

“Please don’t call the police!” the man blurts, and the absurdity of the statement stops Ranpo in his tracks.

“...What?”

The man raises his hands, though one of them still holds the knife, so the action isn’t as harmless as Ranpo assumes he was going for. His hair is a deep brown, and his bangs fall in front of his eyes, blocking them from Ranpo’s sight entirely. Strange. A mask covers his mouth and nose, but his words aren't muffled in the slightest.

“I just mean– um–” the man stammers, “He was a really bad person?”

______

Tbh that felt more like a Ranpo character study than anything else lmfao I also just really wanted to write Kenji :) I love him so much he's such a ray of sunshine

Essentially in this au the Guild is still a thing but instead of an ability organization they're just plain old assassins? I wanted Poe to be more of a vigilante that eventually works with the ADA (side by side, not as a member) It's not as fleshed out as most of my aus, but I'm still having fun with it :))

Thank you for the ask!!! <333

[timetravelstudies]

what do you like to cook for yourself on the daily? i find cooking really exhausting so im trying to find more ideas and see if i can make it more healthy :(

hi my darling <3 sorry if it took me a while to get to this but i wanted to give it a proper indepth answer so i waited until i was on pc, free of obligations etc. im warning u this ended yp 1) long 2) really disorganized and stream of consciousnessy lol. sowwy.

ok first of all my definition of cooking&eating "healthy" is to eat a variety of filling, nutricious and digestible foods. i dont count macros, i dont count calories, i dont restrict or avoid anything unless its smth i cant digest, i dont believe in any of that bullshit. im gonna have to avoid a lot more foods from now on bc ive recently discovered i have a ton of pretty severe intolerances lol and its pissing me off. but im gonna give you recipes etc based on what i was eating before

secondly idk what foods are cheap/easily available/available fresh vs frozen where you are + how much storage space you have etcetc. so again this is all gonna be based on my circumstances. that also goes for the effort & difficulty level of the recipes. these are around a low to moderate level for me as of say fall 2024, but i know some of them would have been way too exhausting in planning, prep work, organization etc for me a year or two ago. i hope at least some are usable for you though!

heres some advice that made my life easier:

whenever u boil rice always make extra. it stores super well and is really filling and versatile and can turn a random &/or meafer assortment of leftovers into a meal when u fry them together.

buy frozen veggies rather than fresh, and even if u get them fresh, cut them up asap and freeze them. having fresh veg in the fridge feels anxiety inducing bc its a commitment to cook meals from scratch more than once. if theyre in the freezer they can stay there forever even if youre in a rotting period yourself. i do the same with bread, buy a fresh loaf (or more likely half) and slice and freeze the whole thing.

whenever u make frozen veggies always make double portions. u can save half for dinner/lunch the next day. tada! you have your veggie portion for that meal. worse comes to worst you can fry or boil a single egg and itll stil be a nutricious and relatively balanced meal. if you unfreeze a bread slice itll be filling too.

heres how i cook frozen veggies so they dont taste depressing: for leaf greens (spinach, chicory, something wordreference tells me is called "chard") i get a deep-ish pan (NOT pot) and dump 2 frozen cubes in there with enough water that theyre covered about halway thru. i put as much salt as i want in the water, put a lid on the pan and let it cook at low-medium so they unfreeze. this way they get salted evenly. once theyre unfrozen i drain the extra water (some ppl drink this bc its good for you, i think its gross but if u wanna get 100% of the nutrients u paid for u may wanna try this, if so then i guess skip the salt step and salt later lol) then push them slightly to the side in the pan. i put some oil on the free half of the pan + some chopped up pieces of garlic and let it warm up a little bit at medium fire (until it makes a slight noise.... ur veggies will be fine bc theyre so watery still but u may wanna move them around a little so ur 100% sure they dont get stuck), then i mix it all up, raise the flame higher and fry it essentially. only for a few minutes. some people add dried chili pepper flakes too before frying, i only do that sometimes bc i get gastritis by too much spicy food lol. this is actually a way of cooking long veggies that is typical here in rome ("verdura ripassata", veggies cooked twice)

for non-leaf veggies i mostly eat zucchini or peas. in this case i do the same thing to unfreeze them (pan, water, salt, lid, wait) with the caveat that peas take FOREVER esp bc i like them soft. then when i fry, in the zucchini i add onion instead of garlic (my personal preference) and in peas. actually wait i will tell u a really easy delicious way of cooking peas i have later.

some foods to buy:

besides frozen veggies, get precooked legumes (in the can or the jar) since those also store forever. i always have 1-2 small jars in storage that i replenish when i eat them bc #youneverknow.

also get a few bottles of herbs and/or spices that you like bc you can use these to upgrade any food instantly, not just in taste but also in how elaborate and fancy it feels -> how good u feel about urself for cooking it. my staples rn are curry (just generic curry..... generic white people curry from the regular white people gocey store....... it does the job), turmeric (#orangefood tell ur friends. really good in fall/winter warms me up from the insideeeee smile), black pepper and coriander. i kinda dump these into whatever when i wanna feel like im A Chef creating Art. these get kind of expensive so tbh last time i just shoplifted them thanks to my big pocketed cargo pants.

onions and garlic are also staples in any italian kitchen i always have them on hand. any type of onion tbh but better any kind of big round one bc they last longer. but also i buy onion sprouts(?) sometimes and chop them up and freeze them to put in omelettes and make them feel special and taste more delicious.

also i semi-regularly buy lactose-free cream cheese bc i use it in a lot of foods + its a no-cook easy source of protein for when i cant be bothered to even take a pan out of the cabinet. but thats a fresh food so u have to commit to eating it within the week-10 days obv

heres a few "recipes":

pasta with pesto: buy pesto from the store. cook pasta. drain pasta (wet the drys...... dry the wets......). put pesto on it. boom. food. this was, no joke, 70% of the cooked food i ate in 2022 & 2023.

soup from premade soup: easy as it sounds. i buy big bowls of premade vegetable soups, theyre v cheap at my local store and i get 2/3 meals out of each. i dont get the pureed ones bc i think the texture is gross, i get the ones with chonks. i recommend the ones with lentils or some type of bean and/or cereal in them, not just pieces of veggies, bc theyre a lot more filling. in order to make them taste better and also feel more satisfied, i warm them up in a pot with olive oil, garlic, a pinch of salt, plus some stuff like powdered turmeric curry ground cumin or whatever other spice or herb you like. once its warmed up i also usually add a big spoon or 2 of lactose-free cream cheese to improve the texture + add some fat to counterbalance all the spiciness + "round out" the flavor. overall it takes 10 ish minutes. sometimes if i have leftovers i dump them in too (like idk boiled eggs and or potatoes, or a little bit of ham thats getting dry in the fridge, or smth) sometimes if i feel like it i will boil some rice too and eat it with rice mixed in as a curry. that usually makes it so i have leftovers for the day after bc i dont eat as much soup.

onion sprout cream cheese goat cheese veggie whatever omelette: ok first of all obv u can make an omelet with anything so this is ur chance to dump any leftovers in there too. but i have a couple of omelet "recipes" ive been doing in the past year which are specifically super delicious. n1 is omelet (2 eggs in a mug + pinch of salt + black pepper + whisk) then i unfreeze chopped up onion sprounts in the Michael Wave, chop up some solid goat cheese, dump it all in, mix so its even. in the meantime i warm up oil in a wide and short pan. its ready when u throw a teeeeny bit of water in and it hisses (dont hurt urself, back away immediately when u do this. by a TEEENY bit of water i mean i wet my fingertip and let a single drop fall). pour the entire substance in the pan, the bottom will cook almost immediately, the top will stay liquid for a bit which allows u to move the filling around with a fork bc it will inevitably get all in one place lol. then take a wide spatula and try to flip it. i can only sort of do this after a year of practice and only about half the time. tbh as long as u dont hurt urself its fine if it break. who gaf. anyway. the other side will cook MUCH faster about <1min. turn off the fire and put on the plate. sometiems i put an absorbent paper towel on the plate to soak some of the extra oil up. unfreeze a bread slice if ur feeling fancy. enjoy :) omelet n2 is the same but without the goat cheese. u can hold the onions too. basically just egg and salt. fry. once its done dump ur extra long leaf greens from yesterdays dinner on one half. cover the other half in cream cheese. close. its a crepe now :)

Delicious Peas: dump frozen peas in small pot, add a lot of water (say until the peas are more than covered), salt. put on a low-medium fire with a lid on. in the meantime u can cut up onions (regular onions will do) and ham (i eat presliced ham from the store so rather than cut i just tear it apart with my fingers into bite sized pieces lol). once the peas are cooked but still hard (like, they perfectly split into 2 halves when u bite them) u can dump the onions in and add oil. at this point u should still have some water but not a lot. like the peas are only a bit covered. if u have too much water np just throw a little out. once the peas are almost perfect softness say when 2-3 mins are left put the ham in. keep stirring throughout + u need to stir more often the less water there is (at the beginning when u have a lot of water u dont need to stir at all). this is a slightly more advanced recipe in my mind bc its slightly higher effort for slighly lower nutrients (only peas and some ham) but its very delicious #ToMe plus u dont need to pay a ton of attention to the pot so i do this sometiems in the evening and in the meantime i will clean the kitchen for the day or sit down when i can and play sudoku or whatever. anyway peas are also very filling for a veggie. also if you make this exact same thing but in a bigger pot u can bring the water to boil (with the peas in it) and dump some little pasta then keep cooking slowly at low fire while stirring in whatever ingredience you feel like. tada. pasta soup with peas and some other bits and bobs :) super filling and nutricious + once u know how to make this u can make a big batch and save for the day after or even freeze it in individual portions and eat it forever.

anyway. i didnt say anything abt fish bc i dont eat fish a lot and i didnt say anything about meat bc i just unfreeze whatever meat i have, say a burger, heat up the oil, dump it in, cook one side, flip, salt the cooked side, flip again, salt the other side, burn up a little, serve, eat. nothing special. sorry theres so few recipes but i dont know your cooking level or energy levels etcetc so i wanted to focus on relatively simple stuff that also makes for leftovers. i have some other recipes i like like #orangepasta (pasta & chickpea soup-style with turmeric) or a really delicious but kinda high effort everything-pasta bake i make on sundays with family or by myself and then i freeze a bunch of it. but those have more steps & ingredience so i avoided them.

i hope this helps even a little! sorry i wrote so much im kinda the yapper. lmk if you have any questions :) and from the bottom of my heart good luck. i know it can be hard and frustrating and depressing as fuck to be "bad" at food but it CAN be done i promise. i believe in you and love you soso much. MWAH! <3

[usagiarchive]

angel of the codeine scene — afterword

masterlist.

HI SO UM aotcs is finally over wow.

idk i know i shouldnt make a rlly big deal out of this hut hey im really just proud of myself for writing a whole fic and actually finishing it...

i have so much to say but idk where to start, i feel like this will be a very messy afterword, so id like to start by thanking everyone who read AOTCS.

it was so heartwarming and motivating to see your reblogs, your comments, your asks, some people even messaged me like omg guys 😭😭😭 im just so happy that people liked my work.

ANYWAY I WANNA SHOW U GUYS THESE HEHE

this is what the plot is, like my starter plot, where it al began chuchu HAHA, i thought of this around oct 2024 and it was actually supposed to be a gore kind of plot, where in order to heal Xiao, he has to like eat the reader..........

ITS WEIRD I KNOW, BUT AT THE TIME I WAS VERY INTO CANNIBALISM AS METAPHOR FOR LOVE PLS DONT JUDGE DJCBISNAKSJDOJAKS

no but seriously that trope is really good i love and aspire to be like the writers who write legit literature things u study abt in college type of writing.

READER WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A VISION TOO !! it was supposed to be hydro bcs like why not i love hydro and i love healers (hello furina n kokomi ily two)

and i also really liked the healers need protectors trope, that's so cute, but i kinda discarded the vision thing cuz it would help w the plot hehe.

LUMINE WAS ORIGINALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE STORYLINE !!! it was supposed to be Ganyu that they would get jealous of and had like a whole crying scene written out too of you and Xiao fighting over trust and him not letting you in but talking to Ganyu all the time.

But then I was like nah, let's use Lumi, she's always so spicy when it comes to that.

Also idk if u guys noticed but the reader doesn't rlly know what jealousy is, hence why she thought she was coming down w something (jalosi cough jalosi).

IN THE LAST CHAPTER... Xiao has 5 things he's felt sick to the stomach with, I hope u noticed how the fourth one is you dying, which is a choice because of the symbolism of the number 4 in eastern asian countries !!

Now that I think abt it i actually have no idea what to explain next, ill probably add more in the reblogs, but if u guys did notice smth or a part of smth was not clear to u guys, please do feel free to ask or dm me !! ily all bye!!

[justanotherboringwriter]

Uhhh since u guys liked my jimcurly stuff n I'm getting back into Mouthwashing (+am probably forming a Curly fictive) here’s sum random stuff!!!! Also ig stars will be an omnipresent figure in my jimcurly works and Daisuke’s here cuz my Daisuke fictive wants 2 b included so everybody say hi to Daisuke!!!!! :3 also might add onto this later idk

╰┈➤ Gender, sexuality, ethnicity, & style hc’s

˙⋆✮ Grant Curly

જ⁀➴ cisboy, he/him.

જ⁀➴ Had a crush on a girl named Jill but really only when she wore her tomboy clothing and thought he was bicurious and would get over it and just be heterosexual. Anyways, Jill is now Jimmy. Achillean, gay, poly.

જ⁀➴ Scottish. People think he’s from Utah or smth cuz he looks white asf lmfaoooo

જ⁀➴ have u seen his in-game fit? White asf. Cowboy. Other than that, he has kilts.

˙⋆✮ Jimmy Zare

જ⁀➴ transboy, he/him with a secret side of it/zi/xe and horror themed neopronouns.

જ⁀➴ not really any changes in sexuality??? Just gender made him go from heterosexual to gay. Yeah, not much here. Achillean, gay, poly.

જ⁀➴ american, mistaken for Slavic

જ⁀➴ unintentional Y2K grunge with a side of cigarette Lana del Ray iykyk

˙⋆✮ Daisuke Juarez

જ⁀➴ transboy, he/it/zi/xe.

જ⁀➴ gay poly all da way >:3

જ⁀➴ Mexican-Japanese.

જ⁀➴ Y2K grunge but has to try unlike Jimmy. Family calls him a cholo which ig yeah cuz cholo is Mexican slang for both gangster and person who is partially Mexican.

╰┈➤ Neurodivergent/disability hc’s

˙⋆✮ Grant Curly

જ⁀➴ neurotypical. Probably a stress disorder.

જ⁀➴ low spoon, got worse with age.

˙⋆✮ Jimmy Zare

જ⁀➴ paranoid schizophrenic, depressed, probably NPD, low empathy, self harming tendencies + history of suicide attempts, alcoholism, and drug use. Probably plural from trauma :(

જ⁀➴ low spoon + chronic pain.

˙⋆✮ Daisuke Juarez

જ⁀➴ adhd, autism, depression, low empathy. Also possibly plural??? Definitely 1-3 Protogenic/ endogenic headmates then he decided to make more. History of SH (cutting + hitting).

જ⁀➴ low spoon, random body pains + gets random bruises, scrapes, etc., due to sensitive skin.

╰┈➤ Alterhuman hc’s

˙⋆✮ Grant Curly

જ⁀➴ huh

જ⁀➴ thought everybody just identified as some kind of creature as a child bc kids are just like that yk. doing his best to support his partners 🙂👍🏻

જ⁀➴ won’t admit it but likes it when they go full animal, especially during freaky time!!!!!

˙⋆✮ Jimmy Zare

જ⁀➴ wild wolf therian 100% probably also dragonkin. Both came from trauma, a desire to be able to protect himself, a desire to be free, and wanting to not feel like a vulnerable animal anymore.

જ⁀➴ will make a den and hoard stuff + scent his clothes then make Curly or Daisuke wear it/just scent their clothes.

જ⁀➴ yk damn well this mf goes feral during freaky times. Biting, drooling, growling, rutting. He bites the back of their necks type shit.

˙⋆✮ Daisuke Juarez

જ⁀➴ ouppy!!!!!!! :3

જ⁀➴ loves being spoiled + treated like a puppy. Sitting on laps, wearing clothes too big for him, wearing a collar + ears n tail. “How’s my puppy?”, “Have you been good for daddy?”, etc, he LOVES that shit.

જ⁀➴ bottom!!!!!! Doesn’t help that he’s muscular but Jimmy n Curly are much MORE muscular + stronger

[tranzfalgar]

Who was the parental figure at the weddings at the end of naruto shippuden?(plus other what ifs)

so, we know naruto asked iruka to be his father/parental figure in his wedding, but what about everyone else?

just made a couple of hcs of who they would be, and i add some hcs to it too!! (i am american so i might accidently include things sorry for that)

Canonically Wed Characters

Naruto

His father in the wedding was Iruka

Iruka cried like a bitch at the ceremony, and then got drunk later on off sake and cried some more LMAO

Hinata

Her father in the wedding was Hiashi

Her mother in the wedding was Kurenai

Bonus: Mirai was the flower girl @ her and Naruto's wedding

Ino

Her father in the wedding was Choza

(Since her, Shikamaru and Choji all grew up together, I thought he would do this for the kids, as well as his two friends)

Her own biological mother was alive at the time of her wedding

Sai

His father in the wedding was Yamato

Yamato father figure to Sai real bc I said so

Sasuke

His father in the wedding was Kakashi

The only reason he had a father figure at his wedding is because Sakura wanted him to

Kakashi is the closest thing to a father he has (if you say 'but Orochimaru' I am gonna tear u apart with my teeth let me have this)

Sakura

Her father, Kizashi and her mother, Mebuki, were both at her wedding

Ino was her maid of honor <333

Shikamaru

His mother, Yoshino Nara, was alive at the time of his wedding

Choza offered to give a toast from himself, Shikaku and Inoichi

Temari

She had no father or mother at the wedding

It was her and her brothers :)

Choji

His father was there, and his mother as well I believe :D

If only...

Lee & Tenten (separate weddings just the same father figure)

GAI SENSEI WOULD GLADLY FILL THE ROLE

I will cry simply at the idea of this shit, if someone finds a story that has this aspect, please hand it over, I will cry

Kakashi has quite the time at both of these weddings simply bc Gai won't stop crying

Yamato

HEAR ME OUT- Tsunade. I have a little HC that her and Yamato are kinda like brother and sister or cousins bc wood style thing.

She sees he has no other family, so she deems him a Senju due to his wood release.

I really like this hc I needed to include it somehow

In a different timeline (just hear me out okay?)

(this is a parental figure besides their own bio parents btw)

Neji

Hiashi. Just think with me for a second. *cries so hard i crumble to the floor*

He would say smth like "you're father would be proud of you," and Neji LOSES HIS FUCKIGN SHIT

Kakashi

Just. Listen. for a second. Minato, Kushina, or Maito Dai. Just. *bites a rock*

Iruka

Hiruzen. Just consider <3

Naruto

Listen I don't like the guy either, but Jiraiya as his father at his wedding would have killed me /pos

"Minato, Kushina, your son is a good man, I'm sure you two are proud."

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tsunade

If she did get married after her grandfather passed, I think Tobirama would have filled his place if he was alive

if u read this far, thank u!! also, please feel free to add more to this idea or alter mine !!

[hoshifighting]

Hii Lylaaa🩷 I hope you're doing alright 🩷 * im gonna be fr rn im nervous * sooo I have a request. May I request a smut on Wonwoo with fem reader? The scenario would be simple or you can say common as well, where the reader is being a bit to friendly with Wonu's friends (it can be set in a gathering in any of the member's house? If you want to add that ) and Wonu and reader ends up leaving a bit early. He is definitely angry but doesn't shows it until reader gets on his nerves by avoiding him just to see how he reacts. They end up having rough/angry sex where Wonu degrades the reader and slut shames as well. Oh! And can you add the reader is also wearing a very coquettish lingerie which has bows underneath her tee just to rile him up even more in the process...

If you feel uncomfortable or don't feel like writing this then feel free to drop this ask.

I hope you have a great day/night 🩷

(Here's a picture of Wonwoo I absolutely adore 😭🎀)

hiii bestie!!! hiii!! ❤️🥺 and omg! thins wonwoo pic- i think it's my favorite now too 🤧 here's the link: link!

i hope you like it, i've read your text at least 7 times to know if I was writing the right thing, if u want to change smth pls let me know!! ilysm! and have a great day/night!!! 💋

[wyervan]

hiiii just wanna start off by saying I love your art style and general vibes ✨️ I'm a stay-at-home partner always in search of fun things to do, and I've recently gotten back into art after not engaging with it since I was a kid (largely because your sun n moon fixation rubbed off on me 😭). I've never tried digital art and it looks cool! Do you have any advice for a beginner like me?

Oh it makes me so happy when people say I inspired them to start creating again 😭 The DCA and the fandom brought me out of my own years-long artistic funk last spring. Clown power, yeehonk 🤠 🤡

I’m planning a significantly longer post in response to an ask I got ages ago all how I learned to draw the way I do, so lookout for that.

But in the meantime, here’s a couple things I can think of off the top of my head:

Specific tools don’t matter much. I currently use Procreate and would recommend it if you have an IPad. It’s an extremely simple but effective program.

On desktop, I use Clip Studio Pro, but Krita is another program I’ve used and liked AND it’s completely free.

I do also have loads of experience with Photoshop and other Adobe products but can’t recommend them at the price, not to mention they’re not super beginner friendly.

Hardware-wise, I almost exclusively use my IPad to draw because it’s so portable. I also have a Huion Kamvas pen tablet monitor that hooks up to my desktop. But I started doing digital art with a dinky lil Wacom tablet that was less than $100. There’s definitely a bit of a disconnect at first, not looking at where you’re drawing but rather on a screen, but you get used to it.

Bottom line is to use whatever tools are convenient and comfortable for you! I even know of a great artist that exclusively draws with their mouse. I realized I hated sitting at a desk and that stopped me from practicing digitally. I got an IPad and now it’s much easier for me to work comfortably on what I love.

Point two I’d like to make is take advantage of the capabilities of working digitally. This means using the godsent undo button to your heart’s content. Download fun brushes to play with and add texture. Use perspective grids. Turn on line stabilization so your strokes are extra smooth. Like what you’ve sketched so far but want to try something different? Duplicate the layer and work from there so you can go back to the old version if you change your mind. Radically change the colors or values with adjustment layers. Use clipping masks. Abuse the liquify tool.

A lot of this might sound like gobbledygook to a digital art beginner but just googling any of this terminology will get you loads of tutorials and information for your specific setup. Also I’m happy to go into details about specific digital art techniques I’ve picked up with over a decade and a half of experience.

Finally, and most importantly—make what you want to see in the world AND what feels good to make. This ofc is not exclusive to digital art, but I always want to stress this to new artists. I realized after I got into the DCA fandom that I had been letting shame, fear, and perfectionism keep me from creating the content I was really interested in making. But then man, idk. Frickin’ robot clowns amirite ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s like there was a secret agent sent into my brain and he uploaded a DCA virus into my mainframe or smth idk hacker style. tktktktkt. they’re in.

Anyway. Hope this helps! Feel free to send another message if u have more questions :3

[j1nx25]

Some things about me:

Im 19 and im in a university :3 im biromantic, and i have adhd(the inattentive type). Having adhd can come with pros and cons. The cons being I have difficulty with social cues, not understanding things, and forget some things here and there. if someone said a joke I wouldn’t get it and so on. If someone were to tease me I’d read it wrong and think I’d be insulted, when that wouldn’t really be the matter. The pro would be focusing on one thing and it turns out amazing. I also suck at multitasking, like if I were playing a game and someone was talking to me I would find it a bit hard to talk and game at the same time but I try anyways cuz I don’t want to come off as rude.

I love to draw, I’m obsessed with foxes, I like to watch all the Harry Potter movies once a year ever October, my birthday is October 12th, I watch once upon a time once a year as well, those lovely rituals make me happy ✨. I love the owl house, I went a little into doctor who then lost interest in continuing watching the show, I’m into a lot of fandoms that I’m still interested in and want to stay in like creepypasta, batim, batimdr, fnaf, etc. I also like furries! I love furries ✨

Rn I’m currently on my winter break from school but I’ll return later on in January 26th or the 25th. I hope what I’ve posted brings interest, and what I’d like to do hopefully, is that people will ask questions and I can draw my ocs answering those questions if people are interested in their story bit. Kind of like how I’ve seen when it comes to people asking “hey pinkie how come your hair is flat” stuff like that if that makes sense. I wanna at least try it out so it gives me something to do and it could be fun :3 so, feel free to ask Stitcher anything you want he won’t mind answering questions, or any oc I post they wouldn’t mind answering questions since I will be posting my ocs here. :3

Right, before I forget lemme add this:

These are my DNIs

Proshipping(I’m sure you’re all aware of this but to some people who don’t it’s when you’re shipping illegal things like a child and an adult together or 1nc3$t etc stuff like that, I won’t interact and I’ll block u)

Z00ph1ia(just no. Like no. I love animals, and if you’re like that I will never interact with you and I will block u immediately. And lemme explain something else. Z00philia is where your attracted to an animal that can’t think for itself, can’t consent etc u see where I’m going with this. And people confuse it with furries. Lemme say smth: zoophilia is beastiality, furries are the complete opposite of that. Furries are anthropomorphic animals that can walk like humans, talk like humans, think like humans, consent like humans, pretty much do everything a human can to clear things up. I support furries 100% but not zoophilias.)

Creeps.(I’ll explain: if you’re stalking my pages, sending me messages that feel like red flags to me 100%, repeatedly following and unfollowing me, etc, I’m blocking u with no hesitation from experience and I don’t wanna experience that again no thank you)

Homophobia(I’m gonna have HEAVY HEAVY lgbtq stuff on here including pins and so on, if I see a single homophobic comment I’m gonna block u, and delete your comment because I’m not gonna tolerate it. By now many of u are grown like me and if u don’t like it just go, you don’t have to interact saying “why aren’t they straight” it’s my oc I decide what their sexuality is 😭, and lgbtq needs to be represented more hence why I’ll be posting lgbtq stuff with my ocs)

Transphobic(the same thing goes for those that are transphobic: block, delete, it’s disrespectful and I won’t tolerate it and trans people deserve more recognition and representation since their apart of the lgbtq community)

Toxicity and hate(I hate toxicity, I hate hateful speeches, I hate hate comments, I hate death threats, if someone makes a nice comment on my page and someone is being a jerk to them imma block u, snd delete your hate comments cuz why u gotta wake up and be spreading hate like get no. No one wants the hate no one deserves to get hated on just cuz someone likes an oc’s design or story etc).

Pedophilia and gr00ming (ik im 19, but it’s still gross. From experience as a once minor now a young adult i still find it disgusting. As a young adult who knows better than to do that, i dont wanna ever be like this ever. I dont interact with a lot of minors, and i never wanna come off as uncomfortable with anyone or strange or weird. Im aware of the boundaries i set for myself and minors. Yes I will be friendly if i ever come across a minor but not like that that. If that makes sense idk if this makes sense but hopefully this makes sense. Anyways, if I see weird comments if I ever post a child oc, which will be very rare since I post adult ocs, imma block u. Cuz that’s a child oc. Don’t comment that stuff on my post imma block u and delete your comment. It’s disgusting. As a used to be minor, I do have friends that are still minors but going to be an adult so I have a good age group of who to interact with and who I shouldn’t).

I think that’s all the DNIs? Unless there’s more in my head I’ll type more on it.