#mw jimcurly

[infwctednyacifier]

I think it’s crazy people don’t pick up on the underlying sexual tension between Jimmy and Curly. You think Curly let Jimmy skip the psych eval and all this other shit for NO reason? That is a blue eyed blonde man with fat tits, a slutty waist, and the whole fucking bakery n his best friend is a severely mentally ill man!!! U KNOW his ass is gay!!!!!!!

[justanotherboringwriter]

back again; more trans!jimmy x curly as parents. this time; hc’s.

╰┈➤ JIMMY

˙⋆✮ Jimmy’s constantly worrying Benny got the mentally ill or addiction genes. A few days after announcing the pregnancy to Curly, he had a nightmare of him hurting the baby via substances and woke up crying so bad he was shaking and couldn’t speak. Was so scared he stopped cold turkey which definitely made the pregnancy harder because of withdrawals but he never regretted his decision.

˙⋆✮ Jimmy’s always kinda wanted kids. Always said he hated them but also always wanted to just hold his own little angel, coo to them, cover them in kisses, spoil them rotten, etc. Gave up long ago because of self–harm, alcoholism, and drug abuse. Told him it’d be cruel to bring a child into this world with the state of his body.

˙⋆✮ As I mentioned in the previous oneshot, he wanted to baby trap Curly to try and ruin his life but also because, as much as he tries to deny it, he’d always wanted his kid to be Curly’s. Whether it was through sex or him doing some cartoon shit to get some of Curly’s semen.

˙⋆✮ Growing up, Jimmy insisted that, whenever they played house, he was the mother and Curly’s wife. He’d known Curly for the longest so he was the only person actually qualified to be his wife, right? Also, hated the thought of being a housewife but for Curly? Frilly dresses, warm meals ready, the house was spotless, the kids were in bed, the dogs were fed.

˙⋆✮ Of course, that didn’t happen and they were more like friends with benefits who just so happened to know have the sweetest little angel boy in their shitty apartment.

˙⋆✮ Speaking of shitty apartment, Jimmy, soon after bringing Benny home, got his shit together. He cleaned up the apartment, threw out the trash, washed everything, threw out old and dirty stuff, hell, he even exchanged all those abandoned cans and bottles for cash. The apartment was practically an entirely new place after finally getting some love after what felt like forever.

╰┈➤ CURLY

˙⋆✮ As I mentioned, I am a Scottish Curly truther. He hides his accent as he can be hard to understand but around Jimmy and Benny, he’ll speak with his accent. Benny loves it especially and, growing up, told people his dad “spoke funny” with the sweetest little giggle.

˙⋆✮ So fucking happy to be a father. Been his dream since he was a kid to have a wife, kids, live in suburbia, etc. He now had an unofficial partner but hey, that’s still his husband and he still got a baby boy.

˙⋆✮ Quickly made sure that they moved to a better place. Jimmy actually cleaned the apartment so they could sell it. Curly was more than happy to look for suburban houses they could raise Benny in. Made sure everything was ready so Jimmy could immediately get rest after being left alone to take care of Benny while Curly was busy.

˙⋆✮ Definitely would take Benny out for snow related sports + working out (canonically likes snow sports & powerlifting). Just has Benny lift the tiniest weights he could find at the store or waddle through hoops.

˙⋆✮ 100% proposes to Jimmy soon after the birth to make them an ‘actual’ family. Didn’t have a public wedding and just signed a paper since Jimmy took longer to recover from the pregnancy and birth.

˙⋆✮ One word; Tartans. Tartans are Scottish patterns used to signify clans.

╰┈➤ DRABBLE

Jimmy brushed his hair back as he settled a bag of KFC on the dinner table. He looked around, noticing the house was silent. Unusually silent.

Concerningly silent.

“Curly?” He called out.

He heard his husband cursing in Gaelic before he yelled back. “Yes, dileas?” ‘Dileas’? Oh, now he knew Curly had fucked up. He never called him ‘dear’ unless he was trying to hide something from Jimmy. “Curly,” Jimmy started as he walked to where he’d heard Curly’s voice. “What the hell did you do?” He added, now standing outside the bathroom.

Curly stuttered anxiously, scrambling to find the right words before sighing in defeat. “Promise you won’t get mad?” He asked meekly. “Fine. I won’t get mad–Now open this door.” Jimmy replied sternly.

Curly slowly unlocked the door and Jimmy pushed it open, freezing at the scene before him.

There, in the tub, sat Benny, wearing a pirate outfit and a kilt. A kilt with Curly’s clan’s tartan on it. The wispy tuft of blonde hair on Benny’s head was slightly damp, signifying he’d recently been wet. A bath, Jimmy knew since he’d told Curly to bathe the boy while he got their food.

Jimmy started silently, in confused disbelief.

“He’s a spùinneadair..” Curly muttered, looking down and avoiding eye contact. “A what?” “A spùinneadair. A pirate.” “I go out to get us KFC and you turn our son into a pirate wearing your family’s tartan.” Jimmy sighed in exasperated.

“But–But he looks adorable!” “Of course he looks adorable; it’s Benny! The boy’s practically an angel because of your genetics, Mr. Golden boy!” Jimmy scoffed. “But look at those brown eyes! They’re your eyes!” Curly pouted.

Jimmy sighed. “Whatever. Now, can you and your little pirate come to the dining room so we can eat?” He said. Curly scooped Benny up and Benny waved excitedly at Jimmy. Jimmy took Benny from his husband’s arms and kissed the boy’s chubby, rosy cheek, making him giggle happily.

Jimmy walked off with Benny, Curly following behind and cooing to the baby, making him laugh.

[caur-exe]

AU! actors with a Curly doll

I'll draw a couple more sketches on this AU later

[drvoidiguana]

Taking a quote from a Diary of a Wimpy Kid fan* book too seriously and using it for one of the most toxic relationships I have seen depicted in fiction

[bluehairedspidey]

[weirdfreakshow]

i played mouthwashing.

[fight-nights-at-freddys]

jimcurly is making me lose it. He hates him, he adores him, he envies him, he pities him, he tries to kill him, he saves him, he hurts him, he helps him.

[sticcmann]

ive come to make an announcement. jadow the jedgehog is a jitch jass jotherfucker

[ax5rt]

“ET TU, BRUTE?”

alt versions under the cut!!

i spent the Whole day on it. im in love with rendering recently

[mouthwashingconfessionsblog]

honestly, i feel like jimcurly as a ship is way overhated. i don't care for it much, or any ship in the game, really, but in my opinion, it's probably like... the one relationship that would make the most sense to explore.

would it be healthy? no, absolutely not, but for the majority of people, the point of shipping is to explore dynamics they find interesting or dramatic.

say as much as you want about jimcurly being "problematic" or "immoral," but they were the only characters with documented history together. however unbalanced their power was, they were friends, and close ones at that. imo, it's only natural that people would want to explore how their relationship would function on a deeper, more emotionally involved level.

if shipping was just about pure fluff, love, and healing, the only viable romantic ship in this fandom would be Anya and Daisuke, and i'm pretty sure a majority of folks view them as having a friendly, almost sibling-like relationship rather than a romantic one – though, if some folks do ship them, it's not my place to judge. shrugging and scrolling takes way less time and effort than getting upset about it.

i also find it really distasteful that the majority of the fandom seems to attack, harass, and actively outcast people who ship jimcurly, or really any ship involving jimmy, especially when Wrong Organ themselves have said that this fandom should not be a space for that kind of behavior.

you're absolutely allowed not to like something, don't get me wrong. we all have things we find distasteful, even hurtful, but the amount of targeted harassment and disgusting behavior over shipping that i've seen in this fandom – and most modern fandom spaces, really – is absolutely appalling.

TLDR: grown ass man squints in disbelief at modern fandom spaces

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[infwctednyacifier]

what if i gave Jimmy a Tulpa that was fucked up polle but also not actually polle and probably goes by a similar name and Curly is like “oh wow that's so cool” but he's confused but supportive of his unofficial husband

[justanotherboringwriter]

something something trans!jimmy trying to baby trap curly to ruin his life but it doesn’t work.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who’d been born a woman, always jealous of Curly growing up. Damn bastard didn’t realize how lucky he was to be born a man–In a body that fitted the inside, unlike Jimmy, who was stuck in this stupid girl body.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who got on t and got it all; body hair, facial hair, a deeper voice. Jimmy, who got the surgery he always wanted. But not bottom surgery–He hadn’t had enough money for that since his parents had kicked him out. Curly and his parents had funded the mastectomy and Jimmy just couldn’t bring himself to ask for even more of their pity money.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, from the start, knew Curly was in love with him. It’s why their toxic, codependent relationship had been so easy to begin. Fortunately for him, Curly had always been attracted to the always masculine ‘girl’ he’d grown up with, so the transition was better for them both

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, in an attempt to finally ruin that perfect blonde cunt’s life, had wrapped his legs around his hips while Curly was fucking him, making sure to lock the man in place and making sure Jimmy was left full of him.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, weeks later, after the morning sickness, cravings, and 4 pregnancy tests, told Curly he was pregnant and it was his.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, upon seeing Curly’s shocked expression, was triumphant. He’d ruined the man’s life.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, upon progressing in the pregnancy, realized it was a mistake. The sore ankles, the burden of the growing fetus within him, the hormonal imbalances, the neediness.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, after being told Curly was going on a month’s long mission late into the third trimester, realized he fucked up.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, one day, while laying in bed with a hand on the stomach that was weighing him down, felt weird. Then felt a splash between his legs.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, sitting alone in a hospital bed, bit his lip to the point of going through the skin, held back tears and screams as he birthed their son.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, after being discharged from the hospital, sat in his apartment, the baby laying in a mobile crib beside him, sleeping soundly as the door unlocked and then closed again, locking. The sound of a duffle bag being placed on the table and the rustling of a plastic bag being heard before footsteps approached him.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, stared blankly and absentmindedly at the TV, spaced out, still dealing with some post–birth pains, barely registered Curly picking up the baby.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, after coming out of his thoughts and finally looking at the man, finally broke down.

“Oh, you’re beautiful..” Curly whispered to the newborn boy, swaddled in the softest white blanket with stripes of blue and red at the bottom. The boy gurgled, his eyes fluttering open as he was taken out of his slumber by the sound of his father’s voice.

“Hi, honey.” His father made sure to speak softly as his large finger gently rubbed against the boy’s rosy and cherubic cheek in a soothing manner. “‘s nice tae meet ya.” Curly added, speaking in his naturally Scottish accent. The boy giggled and reached a tiny, chubby hand up to try and grab at his father’s face.

Curly allowed him, enjoying the feeling of the boy’s hand gently tugging at his stubble in a curious manner.

“Not too hard, ye might hurt daddy..” Curly chuckled.

He was so distracted by the sight of his new son, he didn’t even notice Jimmy staring at him with crossed arms. He looked over, finally noticing him. “What’s wrong? Ye look mad..” Curly asked nervously. “Is this because I wasn’t there for the birth? Ye know I wanted tae be there but I was stuck in space..” He added.

Jimmy’s bottom lip trembled as tears welled up in his eyes. Curly quickly walked around the couch and sat beside Jimmy, the baby boy still in his arms. Curly gently settled the boy into his cradle to focus on his unofficial partner. “Jimmy, baby, what’s wrong?” He cooed softly. Jimmy, without another word, shoved himself into Curly’s arms, breaking down sobbing. Curly wrapped his arms around him, rubbing a hand up and down his back in a melodic manner, comforted the other man. “Shh, shh..” He whispered. “I know, I know; the birth was rough. Wish I could’ve been there tae help ye through it...” He hugged Jimmy closer.

Jimmy’s fists clenched, wrinkling fistfuls of Curly’s Pony Express uniform. “‘s over now, okay? I’ll be here with ye as much as possible–I’ll fight Pony Express for the chance to spend as much time as possible with ye and the baby, alright?” Curly said.

Jimmy nodded, his face nuzzled into the other man’s shoulder, staining the uniform with damp and hot tears.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, after accepting his situation, finally decided to man and mother up.

ᯓ★ Jimmy, who, with the help of Curly, named their new baby boy ‘Benny’.

[girltiger5000]

is familiarity all that matters to you, captain?

[slimjimfiend]

wrestling pt 3 💪😳

dedicated to @kannibalkaiii who wanted to see more boyle bois ❤

curly is catching on 😜

[charovine]

"Before The Tulpar, After The Prison."

A little comic of my "Redemption AU" It's about the crew's life before tulpar. Also Anya is safe w us + shes lesb not r*pd."

[weirdfreakshow]

them, again