#Idfk what’s wrong with me

[iconicanemone]

when I’m screaming and crying on the ground in pain and the way to feel better is so simple but I’m just not getting up to do it

[theonelittlebastard]

is it weird that I’m not at all skinny, but still want to gain some extra weight because I just feel . . . like a fucking twig? Even though I know for a fact I’m not

[caliboron]

I feel like my physiatrist doesn’t really take me seriously and it’s very hard to communicate with her. I have BPD, she literally said it in her professional opinion I fit the description of someone with BPD. But she won’t diagnose me because she said the disorder itself is “obsolete and outdated”. Okay so I have BPD but I’m not allowed say that I do because they’re fading the term out of existence. Fuck it I guess I just have crazy dumbass fucker disorder, I’m making it up all for myself. The main symptom is extremely unstable moods followed by intense, impulsive urges to do something extreme or harm myself and I feel like I can’t stop it or have any control over it. Oh wait.. is that the main symptom of BPD? Well, fuck me next friday with a sharp metal object! That’s my birthday btw isn’t that cool. 25 fucking years on this planet. 25 years of nothing!! Jackshit! 25 years of taking up space and eating food and breathing air that other more successful people who died before me could’ve used! wowoaw what an asshoel i am xD ohyea and my sister talking the same old shit again about “ohhh wellll yknow I’m gonna have to prepare for when I get stuck with you, yknow? When mom and dad die? It’ll be all on me to take on my two cumbersome crippled siblings :( it’ll be hard work but someone’s gotta do it!!! :) “ don’t worry sissy, i won’t be alive by then! Simple as that. I don’t think I’ll live to 30. Realistically I probably will, but fuck me times a thousand if I’m letting myself live past my usefulness lmao. Mom and dad go? I go too bitch. When I can no longer do dishes or laundry for them what would even be the fucking point of being here, for real. Lmao “I’ll be stuck with you” okay we’ll see how that goes. Dig me up and put my rotting corpse in a wheel chair. It’s a burden you have to bear but you take it in such graceful stride, yeah?

[sakuraswifee]

Has anybody ever thought that while thinking something absolutely disgusting that you don't want to think of you are in the same line as someone else so now they totally can read your mind and think you are disgusting so you gotta move a little so you aren't in the same line as them anymore meaning they can't read your mind? No? Just me?

Anyways, here's Sakura Nanamine

[burntheupholstery]

yet another AU idea to throw on the pile of "the fuck do i do with it": when shepard meets kaidan alenko again in me3, the latter is *already* a council spectre.

[no-thanks-bro]

bro why do things like 'chewing sounds' make me into an awful person

[servingcuntry]

fun fact: you don't always have to open your fucking mouth, you don't have to talk, you don't have to make everything about you. like, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! (talking about myself <3)

[themyscirah]

But look at us Luke, we're the ones left alone, holding some rich monster's pain. All of existence, built on his violence. All of space-time, humming to life with a single inviolate rule. Give the hero something to punch.

[akechi-if-he-slayed]

all i know is that it’s never the yaoi fans talking shit about yuri

[thelittleprinceconfirmed]

@biscuits-corner yayy natsuo

Doodle page with a bunch of headcanons If you care

[wereh0gz]

Is my discomfort with my boobs gender dysphoria, body dysmorphia, or just a general discomfort with the sensations of having a human body that comes with possible neurodivergency

[inkmaze]

why'd one of our chip companies do a netflix brand deal for squid game flavoured chips

[diospore]

bruh why the fuck is it so hard to wake up at normal times and drag myself out of bed. Like I should not be waking up at 3/4 pm In the damn afternoon.

[ieatnomnom9823]

Beavis and Butt-Head fanfiction

     Butthead was sitting outside of Maxi-Mart eating a hotdog, waiting for Beavis to come out of the bathroom. What’s taking him so long? “Huh huh huh, he’s probably spanking his monkey, huhuhuhuhuhuhu..” A shady looking woman covered in a cloak comes out from behind the alley. Probably just some homeless lady. She starts approaching Butthead. “Hey, I don’t have any money, huhuh, you’ll have to get your funny powder another time.” She keeps on walking up to him. “Lady, are you deaf?? Huhuhuh, I don’t have any money!” She gets close to him and extends her hand, with a doll in it. “This is for you, Butthead…” Butthead looks at the doll and grabs it, now holding it in his hand and looking at the detail, not watching the creepy woman anymore. “Uhhhh… I don’t play with dolls, huhuhuhuh. Here you go” He tries to hand the doll back to the lady but she is already gone. “Huhuhuhuhuhuhu, creep.” Beavis finally leaves the bathroom and sits down next to Butthead, not even noticing the doll and just eating some nachos he got from inside.

     “Hey, Beavis, huhuhu..While you were in the bathroom beating it, some creepy lady… I think… gave me this doll, huhuhuh. It kinda looks like you, huhuhuhuhu.” Butthead hands Beavis the doll. “Uhh, Butthead, I don’t think you should be messing with this. I’ve seen shows on TV, and they’re dangero-” “Shut up, Beavis, huhhuhuhuh.” Butthead slaps Beavis across the face to shut him up. Beavis screams out in pain and just mutters under his breath, “hmm, sure sure, yeah I- I guess you’re right, hmm..”

     Over a few days, Butthead grew very attached to the toy, not listening to Beavis’ warnings. On a random Tuesday, Butthead decided to steal Mr. Anderson’s riding lawn mower and take the doll out for a ride. “Huhuhuh, hey baby~, huhuh. This is my kewl car, uuuhuhuhuhuhuhuh..” Butthead says to the toy, which he has now named Beaver. (He took it out for a date and saw a beaver and named it that) Beavis was wearing his finest suit, which isn’t very fine, because Butthead had asked him to be the waiter and bring them some food he had taken from Mr. Anderson’s pantry, which was mostly just cheetos and beer. 

     As Butthead is poorly driving the lawn mower with Beaver, Beaver falls out and gets its left arm stuck under the lawn mower and is very easily torn off. Beavis was walking out of Mr. Anderson’s house, carrying the beer in his left hand and the cheetos in his right, he suddenly drops the beer. And his whole arm. Beavis shrivels up in a ball, and sobs in agony. Butthead hears the cries and stops the mower. He gets off and picks up poor, poor Beaver. He sees some glistens of red in the corner of his eye and starts running towards it. He sees Beavis sobbing, as his arm is pulled off and he dropped the beer. Butthead sticks Beaver in his pocket and scoops up Beavis in his arms and carries him to the house. 

     He sets down Beavis and gets some gauze for Beavis’ severed shoulder, clueless on what happened and where his arm is. He starts soaking up the blood, but is also kind of laughing at Beavis’ horrible predicament. A few days later, Beavis and Butthead and Beaver are sitting down in front of Maxi-Mart, when that same shady lady walks up to Butthead again. “Give it to me, boy.” She says. Butthead looks confused as hell and says “What do you want, asswipe?” She says, “give me the one you have named Beaver”. Butthead just looks pissed off now, and shouts “I’ll never give you Beaver! I love it. Go away, dill weed” She starts looking angry now, too, and says softly but angrily, like a mother, “Beaver or Beavis. Take your pick.” Beavis hears his name and starts getting nervous, but also angry. “H-hey, buzz off, bunghole!” He stands up and kicks the lady in the girl balls. The lady just disappears into thin air, but so does Beaver. A note is left behind, probably saying what happened, but we will never know because Beavis and Butthead set fire to it in an alleyway.

[ihhfhonao3]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't see the big issue with the Ace Attorney anime. I started officially watching it a couple of days ago and I'm like. Shit bro this is funny as fuck. This is exactly what I signed up for coming into this fandom. Delicious.

[mbat]

also tbh if i ever did make a relativity falls au where mabel was the author, i wonder how different the concept would be between bill staying as a man or if i made him a woman instead

i just feel like a small change like that would affect how the whole thing felt by... a lot