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ive decided to become a Lawful Good edgelord abt driving a car. *looks broodily away from you* what's wrong...? no, you wouldn't understand. I've been burdened with a great and terrible power. a lethal metal machine that obeys my every whim but which whispers dark things to me...tempting me to move ever faster, to grow careless in my movements... I've seen this power corrupt many others. my father. my great-aunt veronica. I've seen them neglect the wisdom of the turn signal. I've seen them text while driving. every day I must remain vigilant lest I become over-used to this dark power......

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when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

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reading with my creatures

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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a stall at one of the local farmers market sells goat cheese. and they name/label the cheeses off which goat the milk was from- they also have a lil booklet of the goats and their names etc, and apparently you can go visit the goats some sundays 🐐

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the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

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I was going through old episodes and was going to gif this, but....it's just not the same without being able to hear Brennan yell, "TITTIES!" So, video.

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This is a post aimed at a specific subset of people who were depressed teens listening to mainstream music in 2010. Did you specific guys know that Kimberly Perry of The Band Perry wrote a sequel to “If I Die Young”? Good listening for those who want to have emotions about having reached their thirties.

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really funny finally getting one of those apps to let me log the books I've been reading, and going thru and logging ones I've read in the last few months-year. and going ohhh yeah. I've found some weird niches for myself huh

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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i saw the tv glow is awesome bc its terrifying in a transgender "if i keep pushing this down and down and down i will be slowly letting myself die" way but also its even just scary as "a man in the moon traps you in a dimension out of time built to psychologically torture you with suburbia"

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Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute

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At night I dream of public transportation networks so efficient they make cars obsolete

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She’s pissed we haven’t turned on Supernatural yet (it is her favorite show)

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Weeping Willow, 1919, Claude Monet