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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

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found another rabbit-adjacent animal its called a bilby

everytime i learn about a new animal i am both delighted and ashamed at not knowing about it before

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It really is worth every second 

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made a really big poster about whale falls for uni this semester. enjoy

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for reasons i shall not discuss, a tweet

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the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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Booooo your ecosystem isn't even dominated by specialised parrots. everyone point and laugh 🫵

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hey for everyone talking about jury nullification etc etc: it only works if you lie and say you dont know what it is. if youre chosen for jury duty and they ask you if you know what it is, you say no. here's an article going more in depth, and here's the cgp grey video about it.

like. just so we're clear, it's good to know about, but if you go into a courtroom and start talking about nullification, you could very well have voided your place on that jury. be smart about it 👍

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the line between attraction and gender envy is very thin

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im crying even the birding groups are memeing on this shit

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After being reprimanded for approving his clients' insurance claims, Bob Parr nearly kills his boss at Insuricare

The Incredibles (2004)

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parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound