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Favorite color: PINK!

Last Song: Jimmy Mushroom's Last Drink before Bedtime in Wayne, NJ by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Currently Reading: An Abundance of Katherines (again) by John Green

Currently Watching: a bout to watch Slouching Towards Branson..

Currently Craving: caramel

Coffee or Tea: no idea, I haven't tried either

Open tags! I wasn't mentioned here other so it's cool to join

get to know your moots tag game ! ✶ answer the questions, then tag six people

favorite color ꕀ green and brown last song ꕀ tú by maye currently reading ꕀ the luminaries by susan dennard currently watching ꕀ the great british baking show currently craving ꕀ massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P coffee or tea ꕀ always tea! i don't like coffee

ty for the tag @saltcxrcle ! tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom

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my fav hippie

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Ok ykw if this post gets 10000 notes ill ask my parents if i might have adhd and try to get a diagnosis

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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Parents saw me pay for the will wood Patreon and mom asked if it was me donating to someones gender affirming surgery. Sure ❤️

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Will Wood autism is crazy man

I just saw someone in those long ass striped socks and my brain went 'TAPEWORM!!'...

...then i realised i stumbled into a femboy...

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no I'm ssorry but I so get him it literally sucked so bad WHY IS THERE A NEW SEASON

will wood of the day 36?

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holy peak

GUH, shout out to Will Wood vocals, specifically the BG vocals in, 'The Song with Five Names'

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hii

omg pigeon

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at camp and everyone sucks. no new friends. im sad

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Not a single wasted moment in the last two hours (it came out a little more out of sync than I thought it would, but we can ignore it, right?!)

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Dr. Sunshine is dead

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"I’m who I oughta be, and that is God to me (Never, never, never) So, my God, what’s wrong with me?"

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Mr Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia / Pareidolia (As Direct Result Of Trauma To The Fusiform Gyrus)

( song requested by @mx-capgras )

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HELLO???

GUH, shout out to Will Wood vocals, specifically the BG vocals in, 'The Song with Five Names'

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