#IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

[westaysilly]

i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

[therewillbenoromance]

Rate my blog themee

10/10. it gets the message [that you're going to piss on the moon] across very clearly

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

[rockman-x]

custom tumblr palette

it's called "shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dic"

[a-groovy-beetle]

someone trying to flirt with archie and theyre like

"heyy so whats your type 😏"

and he's like

"i am actually not a pokemon. but water"

[kissingagrumpygiant]

Now someone needs to pay GDL to read the shadow the hedgehog callout speech as solas

[sec0nd-breakfast]

With Jim Carrey both playing the Grinch and Dr. Eggman in Sonic, he has not only managed to bring two of the most iconic cartoon characters to life, but he also became the bridge between Millenial and GenZ pop-culture and comedy. In this essay I will...

[aleppothemushroom]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

[delightrolls]

Recently I received this Ask requesting donations: 

I checked the blog and found this Pinned Post:

After searching the Ask and Pinned Post I discovered it was a scam. 

In short:

All the posts including the Pinned Post were made on the same day

Fundraiser Link doesn’t use a proper Crowdfunding site

The same Ask was copy pasted under numerous different blog names

When clarification about the scam tactics used above was requested the blog was deleted

This is a link to the post with the proper evidence.

I searched and found the following blogs using an identical ask:

delicatesublimelizarddy 

dopeprincessduck

enchantingqueencreator 

lovelypurplenacho 

pleasantcollectionlove 

strangeangelwinner

spookypersonasuit 

toosaladgarden 

shinymentalitycandy 

Lucymkira

stickyartisanfan

Additionally I found that this is the image and identity stolen by the scammer:

If you responded to, reblogged, or otherwise interacted with this scammer it is recommended that you report it, delete your reblog of it, warn others who reblogged post or responded to the scammer, and reblog one or more of the How to Spot a Scam post below to inform others.

How to Spot a Scam:

https://www.tumblr.com/delightrolls/748158624623378432/how-to-spot-a-scam

https://you-reblogged-a-scam.tumblr.com/post/681179164889481216/how-to-spot-a-scam 

https://sleepy-bebby.tumblr.com/post/683456911737257984/how-do-i-know-if-this-tumblr-fundraiser-is-a-scam 

https://liminalweirdo.tumblr.com/post/706341432419598336/how-to-spot-a-scam-on-tumblr 

Tagging the following who responded to the Ask and / or reblogged the Pinned Post of this scam blog: @decrepitxangel, @spacedinosaur2000, @forthelostones, @bblookyyy, @sp4rkl3n3pz, @blackmesaswagvoice, @gregthesillyone, @shootingstarssel, @etrevil, @kuchizukeonna, @frequent-apple

[nostalgic-muffins]

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[chaosfantasmic]

man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background

[imanflexington]

Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.

[ddrqoyote]

@saranilssonbooks i had a dream i was at a hotel, on the beach watching tons and tons of whales last night, i blame you for this, you and your moby dickposting

(jk it was a good dream)

[dingus-on-stardust]

I’m this close to resetting the timeline

The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math

I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?

Too far to turn back now gang

At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull

I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[1taco-muncher-420]

draw

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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Closest match: Molanna angustata genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Hood casemaker fly