#IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

[westaysilly]

i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

[rockman-x]

custom tumblr palette

it's called "shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dic"

[aleppothemushroom]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

[nanukanal]

i know he's a skinny petite twink man beneath that armor but i wanted to be self-indulgent, so shame on me but i do what i want because i rule this fandom (there's barely anyone else here. hello? Help. Help me. Please it's been 20 years please oh dear g-)

personal hc he got cool lightning scars after his death (god strike me down if im a liar and boom he got permanently inked #yolo) just as a little extra something

sometimes i want to gnaw on him like a chew toy /pos

[delightrolls]

Recently I received this Ask requesting donations: 

I checked the blog and found this Pinned Post:

After searching the Ask and Pinned Post I discovered it was a scam. 

In short:

All the posts including the Pinned Post were made on the same day

Fundraiser Link doesn’t use a proper Crowdfunding site

The same Ask was copy pasted under numerous different blog names

When clarification about the scam tactics used above was requested the blog was deleted

This is a link to the post with the proper evidence.

I searched and found the following blogs using an identical ask:

delicatesublimelizarddy 

dopeprincessduck

enchantingqueencreator 

lovelypurplenacho 

pleasantcollectionlove 

strangeangelwinner

spookypersonasuit 

toosaladgarden 

shinymentalitycandy 

Lucymkira

stickyartisanfan

Additionally I found that this is the image and identity stolen by the scammer:

If you responded to, reblogged, or otherwise interacted with this scammer it is recommended that you report it, delete your reblog of it, warn others who reblogged post or responded to the scammer, and reblog one or more of the How to Spot a Scam post below to inform others.

How to Spot a Scam:

https://www.tumblr.com/delightrolls/748158624623378432/how-to-spot-a-scam

https://you-reblogged-a-scam.tumblr.com/post/681179164889481216/how-to-spot-a-scam 

https://sleepy-bebby.tumblr.com/post/683456911737257984/how-do-i-know-if-this-tumblr-fundraiser-is-a-scam 

https://liminalweirdo.tumblr.com/post/706341432419598336/how-to-spot-a-scam-on-tumblr 

Tagging the following who responded to the Ask and / or reblogged the Pinned Post of this scam blog: @decrepitxangel, @spacedinosaur2000, @forthelostones, @bblookyyy, @sp4rkl3n3pz, @blackmesaswagvoice, @gregthesillyone, @shootingstarssel, @etrevil, @kuchizukeonna, @frequent-apple

[nostalgic-muffins]

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[ddrqoyote]

@saranilssonbooks i had a dream i was at a hotel, on the beach watching tons and tons of whales last night, i blame you for this, you and your moby dickposting

(jk it was a good dream)

[dingus-on-stardust]

I’m this close to resetting the timeline

The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math

I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?

Too far to turn back now gang

At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull

I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[imanflexington]

Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.

[1taco-muncher-420]

draw

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

String identified: ’ c t a a act: a t gg’ a tc a t c. cg . Tat’ gt, t gg c' c t a cg , a a c a T G. A a “tat’ gtg!” ’ ag a cat t ttt t c: "a t gg, gt a a c, t’ t t at ct A a." A g at, ’ at g : GT. Tat’ gt a. A t, , , at tat t t a a a g. c g at, ’ ga C T AT. TAT GT T AT GT, A . ct ’ t ga t at, ’ ga g g. ’ g t ! tat, AA? T , T! a tt-t t t t t cg at, gt t cg gt t!

Closest match: Molanna angustata genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Hood casemaker fly

[localparalysisdemon]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[cutiefulivan]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[smokin-salmon]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: THE BRIGHT ONE IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHER FUCKER, THEY PISSED ON MY WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR BLINDIN’ FLABBY DICK AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE, AND HE SAID THEIR DICK WAS “T H I S  B I G,” AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING,” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: BRIGHT ONE, YOU’VE GOT A SMALL DICK. IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE.

[Cuts to the House all twisted an shit, I don’t know. I gave up on my sanity the second I decided to write this]

THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO FLAB, NO PILLOWS – LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. THEY FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK DORMONT. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER TEARY PISS!! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON DORMONT, I’M GONNA GO FARTHER; I’M PISSING ALL OVER VAUGARDE!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HOUSEMAIDEN?! I PISSED ON VAUGARDE, YOU IDIOT!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS FREEZE VAUGARDE, NOW GET OUT OF MY BLINDING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!

[hellsite-proteins]

Hi, im sorry if this violates no nsfw but i thought i might try coz its been an old meme; delete if you dont want to ans it, no pressure!

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

tbh i'm not going to be super strict about the no nsfw thing, but i also don't entirely trust the internet and wanted to make sure no one would submit anything truly vile. this is more comedic than anything else though, so you're all good!

letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:

IvecmetmakeanannncementShadwtheHedgehgsaitchassmtherfckerHepissednmyfckingwifeThatsrightHetkhishedgehgfckinqillydicktandhepissednmyFCKINGwifeandhesaidhisdickwasTHISIGandIsaidthatsdisgstingSImmakingacalltpstnmyTwittercmShadwtheHedgehgygtasmalldickItsthesiefthiswalnteceptWAYsmallerAndgesswhatHereswhatmydnglkslikeThatsrightayTallpintsnqillsnpillwslkatthatitlksliketwallsandangHefckedmywifesgesswhatImgnnafcktheearthThatsrightthisiswhatygetMySPERLASERPISSEceptImntgnnapissntheearthImgnnaghigherImpissingntheMNHwdylikethatAMAIPISSEDNTHEMNYIDITYhavetwentythreehrsefrethepissDRPLETShitthefckingearthnwgettfmyfckingsightefreIpissnyt

protein guy analysis:

if you've been here long enough or have a general idea of what proteins are supposed to look like, i'm sure you could write this analysis from looking at the picture for about two seconds. all i have to say is this: why is it so spread out??? the answer, of course, is that all of the many polar and charged residues are way too hydrophilic to make anything real, and instead are just flopping around uselessly with all the water. proteins were never meant to have this much entropy, and this chaos is downright infuriating

predicted protein structure: