#IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER
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doodledoesthing3 · 3 hours ago
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I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: @lpsgirl109’S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. SHE SAID THAT THE HOPPY HOPSCOTCH PLUSHIE WAS COMING OUT LAST. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE SAID THAT TO ME. SHE WENT TO MOB ENTERTAINMENT HEAD QUARTERS' AND SHE MADE HOPPY HOPSCOTCH GO LAST, AND SHE SAID THAT SHE GOT MATPAT TO HELP HER DO IT. AND I SAID “that’s insane!” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM: "PEG, HARRY OSBORN ISN’T GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT SPIDER-MAN GAME, HIS STORYLINE WILL BE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY HOPPY HOPSCOTCH STORYLINE LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT, GUYS. ALL FLUFF, NO PLOT HOLES, NO CREEPY WRITERS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE POPPY PLAYTIME CHAPTER 4. SHE RUINED MY HOPES AND DREAMS TO GET A HOPPY HOPSCOTCH PLUSHIE, SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, JOE BIDEN? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
FUNKOOOOOO‼️ DROP A RAIMI HARRY OSBORN POP FIGURE. AND MY LIFE. IS YOURS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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westaysilly · 10 months ago
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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai
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martlet-of-snowdin · 10 months ago
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
-Eggman
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rockman-x · 2 years ago
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it's called "shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dic"
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nanukanal · 1 month ago
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i know he's a skinny petite twink man beneath that armor but i wanted to be self-indulgent, so shame on me but i do what i want because i rule this fandom (there's barely anyone else here. hello? Help. Help me. Please it's been 20 years please oh dear g-)
personal hc he got cool lightning scars after his death (god strike me down if im a liar and boom he got permanently inked #yolo) just as a little extra something
sometimes i want to gnaw on him like a chew toy /pos
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delightrolls · 7 months ago
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Recently I received this Ask requesting donations: 
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I checked the blog and found this Pinned Post:
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After searching the Ask and Pinned Post I discovered it was a scam. 
In short:
All the posts including the Pinned Post were made on the same day
Fundraiser Link doesn’t use a proper Crowdfunding site
The same Ask was copy pasted under numerous different blog names
When clarification about the scam tactics used above was requested the blog was deleted
This is a link to the post with the proper evidence.
I searched and found the following blogs using an identical ask:
delicatesublimelizarddy 
dopeprincessduck
enchantingqueencreator 
lovelypurplenacho 
pleasantcollectionlove 
strangeangelwinner
spookypersonasuit 
toosaladgarden 
shinymentalitycandy 
Lucymkira
stickyartisanfan
Additionally I found that this is the image and identity stolen by the scammer:
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If you responded to, reblogged, or otherwise interacted with this scammer it is recommended that you report it, delete your reblog of it, warn others who reblogged post or responded to the scammer, and reblog one or more of the How to Spot a Scam post below to inform others.
How to Spot a Scam:
https://www.tumblr.com/delightrolls/748158624623378432/how-to-spot-a-scam
https://you-reblogged-a-scam.tumblr.com/post/681179164889481216/how-to-spot-a-scam 
https://sleepy-bebby.tumblr.com/post/683456911737257984/how-do-i-know-if-this-tumblr-fundraiser-is-a-scam 
https://liminalweirdo.tumblr.com/post/706341432419598336/how-to-spot-a-scam-on-tumblr 
Tagging the following who responded to the Ask and / or reblogged the Pinned Post of this scam blog: @decrepitxangel, @spacedinosaur2000, @forthelostones, @bblookyyy, @sp4rkl3n3pz, @blackmesaswagvoice, @gregthesillyone, @shootingstarssel, @etrevil, @kuchizukeonna, @frequent-apple
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ilaiyayaya · 6 months ago
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I think the trend of getting Higurashi to run on various pieces of hardware is possibly the most epicest thing that has ever happened in all of Wonderswan history
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ddrqoyote · 1 year ago
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@saranilssonbooks i had a dream i was at a hotel, on the beach watching tons and tons of whales last night, i blame you for this, you and your moby dickposting
(jk it was a good dream)
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dingus-on-stardust · 2 years ago
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I’m this close to resetting the timeline
The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math
I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?
Too far to turn back now gang
At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull
I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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nostalgic-muffins · 2 months ago
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1taco-muncher-420 · 4 months ago
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hellsitegenetics · 10 months ago
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I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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localparalysisdemon · 4 months ago
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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bottomivanfan · 29 days ago
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I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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smokin-salmon · 2 months ago
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I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: THE BRIGHT ONE IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHER FUCKER, THEY PISSED ON MY WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR BLINDIN’ FLABBY DICK AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE, AND HE SAID THEIR DICK WAS “T H I S  B I G,” AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING,” SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: BRIGHT ONE, YOU’VE GOT A SMALL DICK. IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE.
[Cuts to the House all twisted an shit, I don’t know. I gave up on my sanity the second I decided to write this]
THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO FLAB, NO PILLOWS – LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. THEY FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK DORMONT. THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER TEARY PISS!! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON DORMONT, I’M GONNA GO FARTHER; I’M PISSING ALL OVER VAUGARDE!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HOUSEMAIDEN?! I PISSED ON VAUGARDE, YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS FREEZE VAUGARDE, NOW GET OUT OF MY BLINDING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
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copaganda-clobberfest · 1 year ago
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Shadow the Hedgehog stole my girlfriend and called me a little bitch.
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