#IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER

[cynisaliveandme]

I've come to make an announcement:the absolute solver’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, it pissed on my fucking best friend. That's right, it took its demon-fuckin' fleshy dick out and it pissed on my fucking best friend , and it said it’s dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: absolute solver, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no nulls, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. It fucked my best friend, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck copper-9. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the copper-9, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, James?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit fucking copper-9, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

yo tessa and gang

What do you think of Sonic the hedgehog

We like like him.

[sec0nd-breakfast]

With Jim Carrey both playing the Grinch and Dr. Eggman in Sonic, he has not only managed to bring two of the most iconic cartoon characters to life, but he also became the bridge between Millenial and GenZ pop-culture and comedy. In this essay I will...

[aleppothemushroom]

HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!

[westaysilly]

i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai

[localparalysisdemon]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENT‼️‼️‼️ I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[nostalgic-muffins]

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[therewillbenoromance]

Rate my blog themee

10/10. it gets the message [that you're going to piss on the moon] across very clearly

[martlet-of-snowdin]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

-Eggman

[imanflexington]

Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.

[dingus-on-stardust]

I’m this close to resetting the timeline

The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math

I was a little too optimistic, wasn’t I?

Too far to turn back now gang

At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull

I’m making a call out post on Twitterᵀᴹ dot com

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[chaosfantasmic]

man this is the life, doing my makeup whilst Snapcubes dub of the Sonic adventure 2 Dark story plays in the background

[1taco-muncher-420]

draw

[hellsitegenetics]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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[xiafeiry]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[screamingaboutaceattorney]

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was ｔｈｉｓ ｂｉｇ, and I said "That's disgusting," so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! *BWSSSSSH* That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss drrrrrroplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

[cloverstellar]

I've come to make an announcement: Dreamwastaken is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he live-streamed about my fucking streamer. That's right, he took his green-fuckin' ugly channel out and he streamed about my fucking wife, and he said his channel was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my tumblr.com: dreamwastaken, you've got a small channel. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what Tommy’s channel looks like.

[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. dream streamed about my wife tommyinnit, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, BBH PENIS?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!