#IT'S LIKE THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER
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localparalysisdemon Ā· 4 months ago
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAPPY BIRTHDAY EGGMANS ANNOUNCEMENTā€¼ļøā€¼ļøā€¼ļø I HAVE THIS FULLY MEMORIZED I LOVE THIS IT'S ICONIC
Iā€™ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehogā€™s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! Thatā€™s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckinā€™ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was ā€œthis big,ā€ and I said ā€œthatā€™s disgusting,ā€ so Iā€™m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, youā€™ve got a small dick, Itā€™s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Hereā€™s what my dong looks like! Thatā€™s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows ā€” look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, Iā€™m gonna fuck the Earth! Thatā€™s right, this is what you get: myļæ½ļæ½SUPER LASER PISS!!Ā Except Iā€™m not gonna piss on the Earth,Ā Iā€™m gonna go higher!! Iā€™m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!Ā You have twenty-three hours before the pissĀ drrrrropllllllletsĀ hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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westaysilly Ā· 10 months ago
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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai
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martlet-of-snowdin Ā· 10 months ago
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
-Eggman
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ilaiyayaya Ā· 7 months ago
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I think the trend of getting Higurashi to run on various pieces of hardware is possibly the most epicest thing that has ever happened in all of Wonderswan history
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dingus-on-stardust Ā· 2 years ago
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Iā€™m this close to resetting the timeline
The risk I took was calculated, but goddamn am I bad at math
I was a little too optimistic, wasnā€™t I?
Too far to turn back now gang
At this point I only got two things going for me, pure spite and a Red Bull
Iā€™m making a call out post on Twitterįµ€į“¹ dot com
funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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nostalgic-muffins Ā· 2 months ago
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1taco-muncher-420 Ā· 4 months ago
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hellsitegenetics Ā· 10 months ago
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Iā€™ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehogā€™s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. Thatā€™s right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said ā€œthatā€™s disgusting!ā€ So Iā€™m making a callout post on my twitter dot com: "Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, itā€™s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, hereā€™s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. Thatā€™s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, Iā€™m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except Iā€™m not gonna piss on the earth, Iā€™m gonna go higher. Iā€™m pissing on the MOOOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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Closest match: Molanna angustata genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Hood casemaker fly
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bottomivanfan Ā· 1 month ago
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Iā€™ve come to make an announcement: Lukaā€™s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! Thatā€™s right, he took his twink-fuckinā€™ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was ā€œthis big,ā€ and I said ā€œthatā€™s disgusting,ā€ so Iā€™m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, youā€™ve got a small dick, Itā€™s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Hereā€™s what my dong looks like! Thatā€™s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows ā€” look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, Iā€™m gonna fuck the Earth! Thatā€™s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except Iā€™m not gonna piss on the Earth, Iā€™m gonna go higher!! Iā€™m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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smokin-salmon Ā· 2 months ago
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Iā€™VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: THE BRIGHT ONE IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHER FUCKER, THEY PISSED ON MY WIFE. THATā€™S RIGHT, THEY TOOK THEIR BLINDINā€™ FLABBY DICK AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE, AND HE SAID THEIR DICK WAS ā€œT H I SĀ  B I G,ā€ AND I SAID ā€œTHATā€™S DISGUSTING,ā€ SO Iā€™M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM: BRIGHT ONE, YOUā€™VE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITā€™S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HEREā€™S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE.
[Cuts to the House all twisted an shit, I donā€™t know. I gave up on my sanity the second I decided to write this]
THATā€™S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO FLAB, NO PILLOWS ā€“ LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. THEY FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT, Iā€™M GONNA FUCK DORMONT. THATā€™S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER TEARY PISS!! EXCEPT Iā€™M NOT GONNA PISS ON DORMONT, Iā€™M GONNA GO FARTHER; Iā€™M PISSING ALL OVER VAUGARDE!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HOUSEMAIDEN?! I PISSED ON VAUGARDE, YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS FREEZE VAUGARDE, NOW GET OUT OF MY BLINDING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
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hellsite-proteins Ā· 5 months ago
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Hi, im sorry if this violates no nsfw but i thought i might try coz its been an old meme; delete if you dont want to ans it, no pressure!
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
tbh i'm not going to be super strict about the no nsfw thing, but i also don't entirely trust the internet and wanted to make sure no one would submit anything truly vile. this is more comedic than anything else though, so you're all good!
letter sequence in this ask matching protein-coding amino acids:
IvecmetmakeanannncementShadwtheHedgehgsaitchassmtherfckerHepissednmyfckingwifeThatsrightHetkhishedgehgfckinqillydicktandhepissednmyFCKINGwifeandhesaidhisdickwasTHISIGandIsaidthatsdisgstingSImmakingacalltpstnmyTwittercmShadwtheHedgehgygtasmalldickItsthesiefthiswalnteceptWAYsmallerAndgesswhatHereswhatmydnglkslikeThatsrightayTallpintsnqillsnpillwslkatthatitlksliketwallsandangHefckedmywifesgesswhatImgnnafcktheearthThatsrightthisiswhatygetMySPERLASERPISSEceptImntgnnapissntheearthImgnnaghigherImpissingntheMNHwdylikethatAMAIPISSEDNTHEMNYIDITYhavetwentythreehrsefrethepissDRPLETShitthefckingearthnwgettfmyfckingsightefreIpissnyt
protein guy analysis:
if you've been here long enough or have a general idea of what proteins are supposed to look like, i'm sure you could write this analysis from looking at the picture for about two seconds. all i have to say is this: why is it so spread out??? the answer, of course, is that all of the many polar and charged residues are way too hydrophilic to make anything real, and instead are just flopping around uselessly with all the water. proteins were never meant to have this much entropy, and this chaos is downright infuriating
predicted protein structure:
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midnightwerewoolf Ā· 4 months ago
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"Look at that it looks like TWO BALLS AND A BONG"
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bodegadulac Ā· 9 days ago
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Contessa from cualdron is a bitch ass motherfucker, she pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, she took her [THIRD ENTITY] shard out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and he said her fedora was "This big" and I said [DISAGREEMENT], so I'm making a callout post on my parahumans online, Contessa, you've got a faulty shard, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my [SHARDS] looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like a fucking space whale. She fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER [STING] PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE UK! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, REBECCA? I PISSED ON THE UK YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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aita-blorbos Ā· 10 months ago
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AITA for pissing on the moon?
S is a bitch ass motherfucker who pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife! And he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. S, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.
And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks just like two balls and a bong!
He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOON!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, SO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I FUCKING PISS ON YOU TOO!
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peachyfnaf Ā· 26 days ago
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I've come to make an announcement: Dark Sun the Celestial's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he murdered my fucking wife. That's right, he took his time-stop fucking white dimension out and he murdered my fucking wife, and he said Nexus' ego was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's bullshit," so I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr.com: Dark Sun the Celestial, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] BOOM. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He killed my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna kill the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER FIX-IT FANFICTION PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE ASTRALS! How do you like that, Taurus?! I PISSED ON THE ASTRALS, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
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ratlesshonret Ā· 26 days ago
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Sancho:
I've come to make an announcement:
Don Quixote is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his Bloodfiend fucking red-stained dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big" and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Limbus dot com: Don Quixote, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!
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That's right, baby! All points! No stakes! No helmets! Look at that, it looks like two twists and some blood. He fucked my wife, so guess what I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER SPEAR!
EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH... I'M GONNA GO HIGHER!
IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DULCINEA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS!
YOU HAVE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPPLLLLLETS HIT LA MANCHALAND! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
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