#IT problems

[kef-meister]

Boy howdy, I'm so glad companies around the world have secure, decentralized servers they actually own and aren't dependent on the cloud at all. Could you imagine what would happen if an entire airport lost its ability to communic-

A CrowdStrike update is breaking computers running Windows, causing them to crash and display the Blue Screen of Death. Companies around the world have been unable to reboot, according to reports. (...) CrowdStrike engineers say they are working on the issue, which affects its Falcon Sensor product (...) “the CrowdStrike platform purpose-built to stop breaches via a unified set of cloud-delivered technologies that prevent all types of attacks—including malware and much more.” The IT outage has affected airports, businesses and broadcasters, according to the Sky News website.

Oh, okay then.

[a-meh]

[autistic-android42]

My computer is cursed. My boyfriend swore up and down that there should be no reason for it to do this to me anymore, and yet here we are, with a computer that has suddenly decided the monitors don’t exist in the middle of my game of baldurs gate despite literally every single part being brand spanking new. The graphics card alone cost literally $300, and my boyfriend who literally works in IT set everything up himself. Apparently the computer just randomly gets confused and tried to run the wrong graphics drivers but he literally went through and manually cleared out all the old drivers so there SHOULDN’T BE ANYTHING TO CONFUSE THE COMPUTER ANYMORE!

[alarminglybad]

That poor phone has been trying to update for months now

[not-mary-sue]

Automated IT message: To standardise our filing system, we've moved these folders to a new location

Me: Oh okay, where?

Automated message:...

Me: BITCH WHERE?!

[sekundakim]

Kaip sutaisyti savo seną 7 metų laptopą, kuris turi Celeron procesorių ir 4 GB ram Intel HD graphics? Net šitam kompe sugebėjau pažaist Garry Mod, Postal 2, The Sims 4, GTA SA ir SAMP. Prisimenu ypač Sims 4 ir jų 13 GB mods folderį.

Kompo baterija kraunasi nepilnai ir kai išjungiu kroviklį, kompas išsijungia ir neįsijungia. Kaip suprantu, turiu jau keisti bateriją, bet kaip ta kompo apačia išiimt.

[kittenkiwi]

Hi guys, due to a system crash my cloud reseted itself. So if you need access again, please let me know!

This means that every link I send you for a spiral or video is now expired, so let me know if you need access to my medias again.

Also Kiwi Cloud is now named queer Cloud

[chaoticgoodit]

Literally, it makes me like a person SO much more

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[commonzinnia]

yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶

[kenapiece-main]

Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

[so-many-ocs]

revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.