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do you take pride in posting misinformation?
show me this misinformation. if i ever do accidentally post something that turns out to be untrue—that isn't meant to be irony or satire—i delete it once i find out. that very rarely happens though as i tend to be pretty vigilant about it. but i'm also just one person, and i'm not a researcher, mistakes can be made.
so if you have something to say, please, by all means, say it.
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I really love both BabyGhost!Danny and GhostKing!Danny. Especially together. Especially if it is a crossover. Just. Outsiders, who don't know the situation, are told that The King of The Infinity is an infant. Like;
Random Ghost/Gossiper: Oh, yeah. Pariah Dark. Nah. We got a new king. King Phantom, the Infant King.
Random Crossover Gossiper: Infant King...?
Random Ghost/Gossiper: Yeah, He's a baby.
Random Crossover Gossiper: I thought the king only changed through trial by combat. And that Pariah Dark Was so powerful that even with a coup, they could only seal him in an eternal slumber?
Random Ghost/Gossiper: Oh, Yeah. It does. Some idiot woke Pariah Dark up, and King Phantom won.
Random Crossover Gossiper: But he's a baby?
Random Ghost/Gossiper: The Babbiest
Random Crossover Gossiper: ????
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sometimes this site works great. i tagged a post as "wahoo!!" and tumblr suggested i also tag it as "yippee!!"
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ok so these new tariffs are likely going to be primarily affecting red states. i want y’all to ignore the urge to respond by saying the people in those red states deserve it because of the political representation we have. not because some of us are progressives but because this is an opportunity. if conservatives from these states start complaining about higher prices and financial strain, do not respond with “well you voted for this!” this is your opportunity to pull them to the center. say “wow that is really awful. i’m sure this isn’t what you wanted when you voted last year. you deserve representatives that will have your best interests at heart, you should let them know how upset you are! you deserve to be heard!”
because listen to me. republican politicians don’t give a shit about what progressives in red states have to say. they aren’t gonna change their voting trends for us. but if a bunch of small town conservatives start to get restless and angry with their politicians, if they lose support from their most important demographics, that has a shot at changing things. so swallow your pride and disgust and have a conversation with that republican truck driver instead of taking the pot shot that’ll get you 10 minutes of dopamine. do the hard work.
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when I was still in the closet, I once went to a hairdresser and asked him to give me a haircut that is, quote, “the most femme I can get before anyone starts to suspect anything” and he just nodded and said “I know just the thing.” I appreciate that dude so much, he was down for it Immediately and did not ask ANY further questions
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PSA from your local florist: if you are planning to get flowers for loved ones on valentines day, place the order for them now. If your loved one isn't a stickler for dates then get them delivered a couple days early, because florists are slammed as fuck on valentines. If you plan to just grab a grocery store bouquet then buy it a day or so early and put them in your fridge or anywhere else cold like a garage (so long as it doesn't get to freezing temps because that will kill them faster than room temperature)
If your loved one is far away, look up florists in their area on google maps and place an order to one of them instead of teleflora or FromYouFlowers because those giant online services just take 30% of the money and run, leaving less money for the bouquet. And let me tell you a 40$ bouquet is way nicer than a 28$ one. If you're paying 40$ you want to actually get the 40$ bouquet.
Also don't give lilies to someone if they have allergies or cats. They aggravate a lot of ppls hayfever and there's like a 50/50 chance the cat will die. A dead cat is a very bad valentines gift.
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