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more 'emmet in france' musings from this post :>
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- woke up in kalos after falling asleep in his chair doing paperwork
- wants to return to Gear Station ASAP, working on inventing a time machine with the help of his pokemon. Emmet considers this a 'slight delay'
- ingo has been a missing person for 3 years
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pls let him be there gamefreak it would be the funniest thing ever
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Someone's looking well dressed tonight! What could they be up to at this late hour..? Who knows if they're after your precious life source... or perhaps to kindly escort you safely to your destination.
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I know this happens and it looks suspicious but
this image? we have every reason to think it is a cucumber, like it was made in clay models in burials period, it's painted green, it's on the small side of things (9.6 cm or 3 3/4 inch)
oh right and it was placed on a model offering table with small model bread and drinking cup
sometimes a cucumber really is a cucumber.
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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please
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Ingo becoming a warden without having spoken a word to the pearl clan is also hilarious because it implies that he straight up did not know he became a warden. He just thought that it was a friendship bracelet or something
Irida's sitting there at the ceremony explaining the incredibly important and sacred role of warden meanwhile ingo's just sitting there like
":⟨"
the idea of him just thinking it was a friendship bracelet is. So funny to me AHAHDHEVDB?(!?3
Ingo would feel so bad about it but Irida would probably find it a little funny. He'd still try to apologize to everyone at the Ceremony for it though LMAO
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I’ve shared this bit of advice before, but it’s worth sharing again.
I am almost 8 years on HRT and before I even started taking estrogen, spiro, or progesterone, my doctor looked me in the eyes and asked a very important question…
She asked: “Do you want big boobs?”
I said yes, I wanted something that matched my frame.
She immediately told me: “Then do not go on a diet, maintain your fat, because your body will be using that and whatever you’re eating to build up your breasts and other features.”
And bless her because I’m rocking an H Cup these days.
So my trans girlies who are just starting out, I offer that bit of advice to you as well.
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This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.
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not to be "comment on fanfic even if they are oooold"
But I just read a pretty good fic published in 2014-2015 (you know, roughly TEN YEARS AGO) and I was like, damn this is so cool, I have to leave a comment, even if you know, they probably wont see it...
The author replied less than an hour later.
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To put it very bluntly.
You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.
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