#it problems

[kef-meister]

Boy howdy, I'm so glad companies around the world have secure, decentralized servers they actually own and aren't dependent on the cloud at all. Could you imagine what would happen if an entire airport lost its ability to communic-

A CrowdStrike update is breaking computers running Windows, causing them to crash and display the Blue Screen of Death. Companies around the world have been unable to reboot, according to reports. (...) CrowdStrike engineers say they are working on the issue, which affects its Falcon Sensor product (...) “the CrowdStrike platform purpose-built to stop breaches via a unified set of cloud-delivered technologies that prevent all types of attacks—including malware and much more.” The IT outage has affected airports, businesses and broadcasters, according to the Sky News website.

Oh, okay then.

[a-meh]

[alarminglybad]

That poor phone has been trying to update for months now

[not-mary-sue]

Automated IT message: To standardise our filing system, we've moved these folders to a new location

Me: Oh okay, where?

Automated message:...

Me: BITCH WHERE?!

[sekundakim]

Kaip sutaisyti savo seną 7 metų laptopą, kuris turi Celeron procesorių ir 4 GB ram Intel HD graphics? Net šitam kompe sugebėjau pažaist Garry Mod, Postal 2, The Sims 4, GTA SA ir SAMP. Prisimenu ypač Sims 4 ir jų 13 GB mods folderį.

Kompo baterija kraunasi nepilnai ir kai išjungiu kroviklį, kompas išsijungia ir neįsijungia. Kaip suprantu, turiu jau keisti bateriją, bet kaip ta kompo apačia išiimt.

[kittenkiwi]

Hi guys, due to a system crash my cloud reseted itself. So if you need access again, please let me know!

This means that every link I send you for a spiral or video is now expired, so let me know if you need access to my medias again.

Also Kiwi Cloud is now named queer Cloud

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

[silvermoon424]

New reaction pic for y'all to be used when you get into an argument about trans healthcare and your opponent starts talking about the 0.8% or whatever of trans people who regret transitioning

[sailing-ever-west]

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

[invisiblebard]

[aceysun]

"love is love" until it doesn't include sex

"love is love" until it lives in separate beds

"love is love" until it is queer platonic

"love is love" until it does not comply with compulsory sexuality and amatonormativity

love IS love, for aspecs, for sex repulsed folk and for platonic relationships

"love is love" apply to more than same-sex relationships in a world where romantic and sexual relationships are considered more valuable

Remember to advocate for Asexuals and Aromantics this pride. Because we are also here, and we are also queer

[so-many-ocs]

revising your writing is just like "is this weird. is this a weird sentence. is this the weirdest most poorly-worded sentence ever written by anyone" and the sentence in question is "he walked across the room"