#I'm not your fucking bestie

[trasho-pando2011]

[userautumn]

not to sound crazy daisy but i think maybe buck, eddie, and tommy are constantly seen hanging out because they're all friends.

[dendroaspis-viridis]

I'm begging you, BioWare... Learn from the mistakes of Baldur's Gates past...

[thefloatingstone]

Literally nobody fucking understands him the way I do.

I understand him the MOST actually.

Because I'm better than all of you.

[sanjiaftersex]

this ace and sanji parallel of feeling undeserving of love, your honor

[spaceratprodigy]

Ooh palettes 🥰 Jasper and Faith in either Malabar squirrel or cherry pie?

@darkfire1177 — [ palette prompts ]

✨ The Unplanned Variables ✨

[astrangertomykin]

I truly honestly understand what the hell Ashton was thinking in that moment and cannot find myself to be mad at them. When you spend your life in pain already, there is no threat or fear of more. It's all the same, really. Especially when this way you could use it to help the people you love and, finally, make that pain worthwhile.

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

[zazikels]

i will say is seeing people unironically go 'gale's arc is about how bad he is at communicating' is just the funniest fucking thing i have read in my entire life and i haven't laughed that much at something since the early access conspiracy theories

[imminent-danger-came]

*saying this increasingly frantic* If I get the parallel to 3x11 where LBD calls herself a child and Wukong goes "We both know that's not what you are!" And then later LBD asks him if he would really kill an innocent child to kill her and Wukong says "You're giving me no choice! All that time spent locked away and you haven't changed a bit! I'm going to finish this, like I should have done a long time ago!". I am WAITING for this to be applied to MK. I'm waiting. For the love of god please. Look, look, LBD and MK have their "What I am" parallels, and if MK was sealed in the stone (al la EAMK) but he actually came out a child, and he gave Wukong a choice. Do you get me. Do you understand. MK was actually a child. He was a simple creature, with "no past, no family, and no name". And then he became MK, and made it so Wukong could mentor him rather than destroy him. Yet at the same time, destiny always finds you. You can't run from it (ilu 2x09) or rather you can't run from yourself (destiny and identity are intertwined) (MK literally fails to run from himself in 4x07). SO HERE'S HOW WE GET OUR MK VS THE WORLD CHOICE—

[jaxihammer]

I feel like we're all just collectively ignoring the Blessed Eternal thing. Like yeah, Commander, let it live rent free in the vents to further your Character Development™, I'm sure the mind-controlling-the-medical-officer thing was a total fluke???

[cinnamonsikwate]

sometimes i feel like the "marcille hates laios" jokes are going a little too far.............

[nugatorysheep]

So you think people voicing their disgust at your degenerate coomer pedo shipping bullshit is censorship? Surely that means you support freedom of speech then? How about this: you're a nigger and a faggot.

Real cute! You should say this again off anon :)

Anyway Steven and his Gem are getting married this weekend and I'm the best man at the wedding <3

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: Why do you have another detention?

Harley: Apparently I verbally abused some girls

Tony: Why!? What happened!

Harley: They realised I was gay and they were all like "oh my god you're gay? That's so cute! You can be my gay bestie! Slay queen!" So I may have told them to stop harassing me because I'm gay and that it's a hate crime and that I'm not their gay bestie because nobody fucking likes them anyway.

Tony: ...

Peter: It was bad

Harley: Yeah, well I wanted to say "shut the fuck up Amelia! I'm not your gay bestie! Don't fucking call me cute! We're not friends! And you look so much like a man that I'd probably fuck you if you were half decent looking!" But I didn't

Tony: Okay, now that seems a tad uncalled for

Harley: Okay, I'm sorry, that was too far. I just have a lot of pent up rage.

Peter: It's true, we played dodgeball and now the whole school is scared of him

Harley: *proudly nodding*

[ox1-lovesick]

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