#and she called me BESTIE
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#t3rfs/r4df3ms dni#cuz i saw one reblog this#and she called me BESTIE#I'm not your fucking bestie#i have headcanons that would make your kind hurl#AND PR0SH1PP3RS GODDAMN DO I HAVE TO PUT A DNI FOR EVERYTHING FUCK OFF#i just saw the vilest shit on the recommended blogs for the last guy Jesus Christ.#one of those blogs posted flags and stuff and one if them was a fucking zoo flag#god should flood us again i think because what the fuck was that#ok uhh anyway get out if u can't keep it in ur pants around animals I guess#and children#what the fuck is wrong with people#mlp#my little pony#mlp fim#my litte pony friendship is magic#twilight sparkle#pinkie pie#rainbow dash#applejack#rarity#fluttershy#mane 6
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lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever
#rewatched fifteen w my bestie bc she finally reached season 3 and i forgot just how insufferable these two idiots are💀#literally calling each other slurs in one scene and then holding hands in the next#what the fuck is wrong with them /gen#anyway this accurately sums up their dynamic to me. toxic besties. gossip gals. teenage girls. whatever that dynamic is called#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws#also my friend is literally insane bc she was like “chuuya n dazai are satosugu coded but if like stsg actually had BEEF w each other”#LIKE WHAT😭😭#THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE YAOI#sobbing you guys shouldve seen the face i fucking made at her. i was so disappointed
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"you're lost, little girl"
#stray gods#stray gods: the roleplaying musical#stray gods persephone#sorry for sephposting. it will likely happen again.#this song... anyway amongst other things i realised halfway through the robe is actually Not a Robe but a jacket-thing? but i read too many#fics about silk. and my hand slipped. actually this entire drawing is one of those situations of oops my hand slipped.#5 hours of my life GONE ok im going to work now but skfdjhvfxjkhfvdjkdfbhj. ok. ok. ok. she. her. here u go it's out it's done i can focus#this is like px11 character designs before math exam moment. need to Get It Out. also need to stop staring at this i have looked at this#for far too long and i need this to be over with. stream challenging a queen. all the close irls lately have been subject to my#stray gods brainrot. was on call w bestie doing this and having her laugh at me because ofc this is the type of media that would tick all#my boxes and unlock the first obsession in a year. wtf. ok bye need to Lock In as they say#this feels like the natural segway from sixfanart folks i'm not going to lie. of course it would be hot women singing in shiny lights.#claiming artistic license on how the hue of everything but especially the hair is off from canon.
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Julian and Keiko headcanons because Keiko gets sidelined so much and deserves the world and I wish we got to see them interact more
when they get stumped on their respective projects, they'll do late night work sessions together and bounce their research off each other to see if the other can help them figure out where the problem is. they'll do this in person when theyre both on the station, but also over call if one of them is away, and after the O'Briens move back to Earth
they edit each other's papers (Keiko marvels at Julian's ability to spell out complex chemical compounds with his eyes closed, and somehow use 'their' instead of 'there') (in his defense he wrote that bit at 4 in the morning after going 2 straight days without sleep) (she threatens to sedate him)
Julian sometimes brings back plants from planets they explore in the Gamma Quadrant and gives them to Keiko. sometimes he does it because the plant has medicinal properties and the two of them can do a joint research project, but most of the time he does it just to give her a nice gift
when Miles goes away for particularly dangerous missions, Julian will keep Keiko company and help keep her mind off of it. sometimes she has trouble sleeping because shes so worried, so he'll hang around and start rambling on about whatever he's currently working on until she falls asleep. he jokes he's boring her to sleep, but it actually means a lot to her
they have a weekly tea date. this is their prime gossip time. sometimes Jadzia is invited
when Keiko's mad at Miles she'll rant to Julian about it. Julian learned very quickly that this is not a time where advice is wanted, so he sits back and lets her get it all off her chest, because she really just wants someone to listen and let her blow off some steam
Julian makes a concentrated effort to learn more about plant husbandry and care after the incident where he accidentally killed some of Keiko's prized plants because he actually does feel very bad about it
Julian hovered over Keiko nearly as bad as Miles did when she was pregnant with Kirayoshi (and then he hovered over her even more after the pregnancy transfer, and he wouldnt tell anybody why, but Keiko knew it was because nearly losing her shook him up pretty bad)
when Julian gets outed for being augmented, Keiko goes to him and gives him the tightest, warmest hug he's ever gotten in his entire life
Julian gets invited to girls nights with Keiko and Molly (steady surgeon's hands make him the best one to paint nails) (he pretends to complain but he loves it)
anytime Julian has to go away for a scientific conference of any kind, if he gets to bring someone with him, his first choice is always Keiko
in short: theyre besties they told me so themselves <3
#star trek: ds9#julian bashir#keiko o'brien#seriously theyre both scientists you can do so much with JUST that#you cant tell me they havent helped each other reach breakthroughs in their research#Keiko brings Julian a couple plants that can be used to help make a vaccine because she read his research and recognized what he needed#Julian gets so excited he picks Keiko up and spins her around and calls her a genius and kisses her on the cheek#another time Julian is reading through Keiko's research on an endangered tree shes trying to keep alive and struggling#and he realizes he can synthesize something in his lab that will help#and Keiko hugs him so hard she nearly takes him to the floor#I know in my heart theyre besties#well. im an O'Brien polycule truther but I wanted to focus on Keiko#because Keiko doesnt get enough love
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Harpy mickrin AU yay! Sorta loosely set in Aatom87's harpy & zookeeper AU- Rin is a sooty owl and Mickbell is a cockatiel. You know how parrots are...
The zoo keeps them in the same enclosure out of lack of funds to try and fix behavioral issues. Rin was being too self-isolating and Mickbell was starting shit with other harpies and bonded with zookeeper Kuro instead, which is unhealthy, so they put them in a side enclosure to bond together and assigned Kabru to it instead. Thus they are forced to have enrichment together.
Kabru has it tough since they both act like they hate him, except one is only a tsundere act lol. Mickbell like "huh?? You stealing my cagemate punk?? Wanna fight??" and he's not even wrong lol. Tiny bird very angry very aggressive, cue Kabru getting scratched every day... Kabru leaving their enclosure after a whole showdown of cockatiel Mick screaming scratching biting inflicting him little wounds and then Mick goes right back to "I'm just a little guy"ing @ Rin. Keep going buddy i'm sure... one day...... you'll win her over and make her laugh. Or something.
Although hmmm Kabru hating monsters would mean he wouldn't work there in the first place. Maybe.... He's there undercover to investigate the zoos for corruption or animal-monster abuse or smth... And the injured Mithrun harpy is evidence that he has to take under his wing ba dum tss <- this is how my AUs get out of control
I love Mickbell's stiff paintbrush of a ponytail so much
#here's how kurokabu can win: Kabru is the newbie so Kuro shows him the ropes n they do study sessions n the birdies are jealous#similar to marchil one is closed off and the other is off the rails and they think they'll be a great way to get eachother to level out.#mickrin#mickbell tomas#rinsha fana#dunmeshi fanart#Mick keeps tweet tweeting at her because he's bored but she remains stoic and unmoving not paying him any mind#bc she knows he just wants attention- and he knows & notices that too so he instead he orchestrates a fake injury#and cries out sadly in pain and suddenly she rushes to him. Cue shit eating grin from him when she realizes she's been had#Enrichment i told you#Chirping “who's a pretty bird” at her and she thinks he's just repeating the keeper's phrases but he's trying to say it TO her#Bc Rin can never believe she'd actually ever receive genuine romantic interest so it must be fake#Mickrin coalition to break up kurokabu. Call it the zookeeper dependency club#Rin is just black darker than the night that screams don't approach me but there's just this bright yellow pea sticking to her harassing#Jk they're the hater duo besties#Dungeon meshi#Kuro really had to be convinced separation was best for mickbell..... omgg maybe he has the name bc he loves a bell toy that'd be cute#It is 11 pm you hear a small bell being jostled at alarming speed. He is bored#Fun mickrin fact of the day: mickbell is shameless (though prideful) and Rin has toxic masculinity#/hj#Kabru prob is doing the job out of security worries like monsters being anle to escape- but seeing that the problem#is actually abuse makes him start to empathize more
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Well, since The Pitt got me to remember this blog existed let me go on a little rant about my favorite girl, doctor Trinity Santos.
Ok, so imagine you are minding your business on twitter when suddenly for a few days straight you keep seeing tweets about this evil female character who was very awful to some dude who everyone was up in arms about defending. So you decide on a whim to go back to your roots and watch a medical show again to see what kind of Shauna Shipman esque atrocities this woman must have commited to have such a reputation.
And then imagine my surprise when said evil female character is just a socially awkward loser, desperate for connection but who just sucks at it and goes about it the worst possible way. Who decides to give people nicknames because that should make her cool and intimidating in her scary first day at this hospital but who is also not cruel enough to choose actually bad nicknames for people so she just comes up with the silliest most harmless nicknames possible.
Someone who clearly struggles with male authority figures but will shut up and listen to whatever a woman in power tells her. Who is a little too eager to prove herself and show her worth that she fucks things up sometimes and embarrasses herself but who also owns up to everything she does. Who takes the fall for someone else's mistake because oh well, why have the mean resident yell at 2 people when he can just yell at her. Who, in the one time she actually crosses the line into saying something cruel out of frustration, immediately feels bad and takes it back. Someone who is fiercely protective of the innocent and aggressive towards the assholes around her.
Someone who came from an environment where you are expected to shut up and do as you're told and still found the courage to speak up and protect the patients when someone was abusing his power and hurting them, no matter how liked he was and how scary it was to do so.
She will call you a dumb nickname and tell you not to annoy her as she literally offers you a place to stay because she is ultimately kind and has a good heart but doesn't want to be perceived that way.
Anyway anyway I am fascinated by dr. Santos and can't wait to see more of her next season and to continue arguing with losers on reddit to defend her
#she has bewitched me#the pitt#trinity santos#when each season she adopts a new newbie and ends up taking them all under her wing#because only SHE can be snarky and give them nicknames but if anyone else does it she will fight them#also i need the santos x mel besties era to happen next season#no but really people acting like she was calling javadi and whitaker slurs or something and not the dumbest most harmless nicknames possibl#also obligatory fuck langdon and his fangirls i cant stand yall#santos did the right thing he needs to get his shit together and will probably thank her one day you freaks
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Halenthir scenario where they get married for tax benefits (in a platonic good friends sort of way) and fall in love long distance via sending each other letters with ideas on how to best leverage their marriage for tax evasion.
#Haleth has never paid taxes before moving to brethil#And is FUMING about the idea. So she sends a letter to Caranthir who mentioned something about *evading* taxes#In this setting I guess they part on good friendship terms#She visits him for a crash course in tax evading and they get drunk and someone mentions marriage giving you tax benefits#They wake up the next day and decide “you know what. Let’s actually get married for tax evasion purposes. It would be hilarious”#Up to you whether they get married in the elven way or just in the human way#Haleth fucks off back to brethil with a bunch of gifts from Caranthir like “bye bestie” and he’s like “👍. Bye bestie.”#And they strike up a proper correspondence#Because they’re married obviously#not because they’re having fun talking about loopholes in the tax code#That would be ridiculous. Obviously they are writing each other erotica.#All of Caranthir’s brothers find out because Caranthir ticks married on his tax return#Maglor voice: YOU GOT MARRIED? AND YOU DIDNT INVITE US?#Caranthir voice: It was pretty low-key. Now tell me. Did Fingolfin cry upon seeing how I leveraged my marriage for tax concessions.#Literally all his brothers: various sounds of sudden realisation this is a tax scheme#half of them don’t even believe haleth is a real person. She might have just been made up for tax reasons#Obviously this leads to a comedy of errors and classic finwean snooping#at one point Haleth hits one of Caranthir’s (half) cousins with a shovel for snooping#claims her name isn’t haleth (despite all her people calling her Haleth) and dares them to call her out on it#they can’t btw she is terrifying#silmarillion#the silmarillion#tolkien#caranthir#morifinwe#haleth of the haladin
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they’re everything to me!!!!!! y’all don’t even know!!!!
#my art#fanart#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago spoilers#dragons rising spoilers#lmk if y’all need any other spoilers tags 👍#cole brookstone#geo ninjago#cole ninjago#lostshipping#i am not calling it geodeshipping sorry besties..#based on that hug in the raggedy ann movie where she buries her face in the other’s ringlets… everything to me so important revolutionary
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man why does everyone baby-fy me like i am intimidating as shit why would you keep calling me babygirl baby sweetie grrrrr
#its both my roommates#well… my first roommate is my ex work place bestie and she calls me baby. (her FRIEND - is our third roommate? and SHE ALSO CALLS ME THAT!)#maybe cus they are 3 years older i think that’s just it but she wakes me up with headpats and allat and cups my cheek#they just infantalize me so much TT^TT i am a baddie#and ofc i just smile and grin but like…… do you even know who i am ??? 🤨🤨 i am DANGEROUS GRR#they spoil me though and are really nice and im extremely thankful ngl but also im no baby 👹🤨🧘🏻♀️#i am the biggest baddest baddie no baby#grrr#en rambles
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Guys, I am cooking up the most comprehensive "which joker out member are you" quiz imaginable right now. I literally entered a trance thinking of questions while I was sweeping at work tonight. This quiz is going to be so jam packed with options, you guys aren't gonna know what hit you. Just a fair warning.
#joker out#today on a call my bestest bestie and I were doing mental health assessment quizzes because she had to do one for real for therapy intake#and then we moved on to UQuiz and started doing quizzes there#and one thing lead to another and we did one JO quiz before I had to go to work and it just didn't feel like it was enough#She got Jure but I know that woman is not Jure#So I have to craft the most intricate quiz based only on vibes now to appease myself#also this is basically just me rocking around like Gollum assigning each guy a different “thing”#those fruit polls were personal for me— i love that shit
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how’s everyone enjoying stick season (we’ll all be here forever)
#we WILL all be here forever so true bestie 🩵#noah kahan#stick season#stick season (we’ll all be here forever)#stick season we’ll all be here forever#northern attitude#all my love#she calls me back#mine#come over#new perspective#everywhere everything#orange juice#strawberry wine#growing sideways#halloween#homesick#still#dial drunk
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Just wanted to share these (of me talking with oomfie from awhile back), because I just think they’re really funny - I love their friendship so much <33
#callie-cyxq posts#I wish we got more of them because their dynamic is so fun!!#I adore them so much#THE BESTIES!!!!!!!!#also with the last one me and oomf both agreed mina would so call denki out like she did with aoyama & mineta those two times#I like to think she hit him with the: ‘’girl…’’#mina ashido#denki kaminari#boko no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha
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fr can't believe d*sney is trying to twist my arm into watching m*rvel content again 🙄 (in the good year of our lord 2024 no less)
like bruv🤨 wasn't making kathryn hahn your lead enough🤨 nooo, ofc u had to make her a canon sapphic, cast aubrey plaza as her love interest*, throw patti lupone in there, & make it a goddamn musical?
seems a little desperate to me, but u do u boo ig 🤷♀️
(am i still going to watch it? probably. am i also going to hate every minute of it? most likely. ffs i'm not even healed from how caos fumbled the bag yet ☠️🙏���)
*((btw i see you 10y+ age gap catering to my m*lf k*nk specifically, i fucking see you))
#agatha harkness#agatha all along#agatha spoilers#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#patti lupone#aubrey plaza#do not come for me for hating m*rvel besties it's called having taste :)#(jk like i have any taste to begin w/)#tl;dr i fucking hate it here#this feels like a hate crime targetting me specifically >:(#plus i do not trust either d*sney or m*rvel to not bury another round of gays#ig i will focus solely on angry middle aged lesbians making out and/or (b)eating tf out of each other#and joe locke shopping @ hot topic with his adopted mum#plot? who is she i don't know her#i just want kathryn hahn & her coven-slash-polycule to raise their gay son in peace leave me be 😌
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bought some more bootlegs at a mall kiosk and decided well, CLEARLY this isn't silver and amy... they must be original characters do not steal :)
#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic oc#my ocs#hermes = mercury = quicksilver btw. he wants u to call him that so bad#hermes is more fleshed out bc hes the one me n bestie brainstormed over. i did tulip just now#she's definitely half hedgehog bc she actually has a back quill. and ears.#id in alt text
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forced to finally make a good ref of my demeter for. reasons.
#my art#cats the musical#cats musical#demeter#demeter cats#the little meter without hatching is important for knowing where to place the colors but its so creepy she looks naked to me#shes been looking a little different every time i draw her. maybe we can finally get some consistency#im super happy with how she looks now. yes that is Correct yk?#not to brag guys but my bestie called me ceo of demeter. and i take my position very. seriously!!!!!!!!!!
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on a related note for some reason i visualize you in my head as maria
OH HELL YEAH BIG COMPLIMENT THANK YOU
#i love Maria Robotnik she's my bestie#WHAT A WONDERFUL THING TO BE SAID ABOUT ME#the joy was unexpectedly high from this#ask#so called egg
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