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mother-harrington · 1 year ago

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not to jinx anything but I might have a date next weekend

#I’ve never been on a date in my life #hooked up with guys? yes #date? never #agh I hope it actually happens #he seems sweet

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duahauuoplanh · 1 year ago

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#the funny thing is that they acutally got dating rumor in real life earlier of this drama #they denied it ofc #but me and the fandom have been shamelessly nonstop mocking them as the close-friend meme since #Junho and Yoona never getting caught but here goes Won and Sarang #we were about to get our 2nd dating rumor #still hilarious #srl if one day the dispach catches them then #I'm afraid they never escape this meme which might be engraved on their tombstones #Junho #Yoona #King the Land #Lee Junho #always next to Junho #It’s Junho’s season now #2pm #SNSD #I put my heart into every gifset I’ve made

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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 1 month ago

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love how hua cheng is just like "I support xie lian rights and xie lian wrongs, except he can never do anything wrong ever even when he kills a bunch of people. Go off king" and Xie Lian is like “This is my beautiful husband, he has committed war crimes, but haven’t we all?”

And their relationship is somehow healthier than anything I've ever been in.

#emma posts #to be fair everything involving me didn’t have me aware that it was a thing #but I couldn’t compete anyway #tcgf #is it dating someone if they never told you they were dates and you misinterpreted them?#not asking for a friend #this is just straight up every situation I’ve been in #that’s as close as I’ve ever actually gotten to dating someone #I’ve witnessed plenty of other people’s relationships though #‘we’ve been dating for six months’ ‘those were dates?!’ ‘you asked me out first’ ‘and you rejected me!’ <- closest to dating I’ve been #all the other times I didn’t even ask the person out first. the just flat out never said it was a date and I thought we were just chilling #and all the other times I’ve asked someone out they rejected me and then DIDN’T ask me out without telling me they were asking me out #how was I supposed to know he changed his mind?#I’m still not over how I didn’t know we were dating until after we broke up #just the sheer comedy of my love life gets to me #comedy of errors ass love life #I’m getting really side tracked #Xie Liana’s friends were totally reasonable to think that someone stalking someone for several centuries is alarming #but somehow those two had it happen in the healthiest way possible???#I respect it tbh #only healthy relationship I’ve ever had that much sheer dedication in is me and my favorite cat which is a very maternal relationship #and i didn’t even actually kill the people who threatened him. they weren’t real threats but they knew they did psychological damage #to this day I wish I bit them until I tasted blood #but being in detention with them would have meant being around them longer than I had to be 😑#they have probably changed a lot since then but I still never want to see them again in my life #that might actually have played a slight role in how feral I get about protecting my cat 🐈‍⬛#I’m getting into personal issues again #our co-dependent parental dynamic. me and my cat. is perfectly healthy and I will not change it #said by someone who is not healthy but definitely will not change this specific thing #and the co-dependency is in fract mutual. that’s why it’s CO dependent

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mamaestapa · 8 months ago

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interaction with my bf last night:

b: what ya doin

me: just watching you-

b: that’s creepy

me: you didn’t let me finish (as soon as i said it i knew he’d say something)

b: you’ll never have to worry about that with me

GUYS I WAS-

I WAS GAGGED-

AND THEN THERE WAS MY PERSONAL FAVE:

me: what ya doin

b: not you

me: not yet

I INSTANTLY COVERED MY MOUTH. IT JUST SLIPPED OUT I-

we were in shock. my roommate was shocked. it was something-

#i had to share this #i was giggling for two hours straight #i’ve never been so shocked at words coming out of my mouth #ANYWAYS hope this made you giggle too #brooke’s dating life!

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the-insanity-of-mojiru · 5 months ago

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All their money is going straight to Agata’s pockets.

#Ride Kamens #Ride Kamens OC #Kamen Rider Ruby #pokemon-champion-brendan #You guys I have a problem LOL #I am in love with a fish monger #Because my phone was struggling to run the game I didn’t see the reroll button #So I never got a 4 star Agata and I’m sad #To make up for it I keep going to investigate with Agata and I like to pretend that’s just me going to buy fish from him #This game has been out for like 2 weeks and you can investigate at least 5 times per day #Guess how much fish I’ve brought home LOL #Meanwhile Brendan’s on his date with Rui and comes home to just piles of fish #It really doesn't help that Agata's home screen dialogue is like 'hey we got fish you wanna buy fish?'#Because I'm like 'yes sir sign me up for fish let me buy that fish I don't care what kind just hold that fish with your big strong arms'#A fear of mine in life is that I will become allergic to fish I would probably still buy fish from Agata and then die #At least we don't make Leon cook #Insanity Draws #Insanity of Mojiru

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feralsneeze · 5 months ago

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Not sneeze just mental health rambling in the tags

#I’ve spent a very long time trying to change my brain so I can just operate at a neurotypical level #it’s always been impossible and I feel like shit for it #so recently I finally just said #I am not neurotypical and never will be no matter what I do!#so I need to be kind to myself and make the accommodations I need for myself!#which is a work in progress but idk. it’s kind of painful that the neurotypical people in my life act like I’m asking for an arm and a leg #when I’m very genuinely asking if slight changes could be made between us #I absolutely don’t expect anyone to change their lifestyle for me or anything #it’s stuff like not holding long conversations when I’m in the middle of writing because it messes up my flow #and I tell my family beforehand! hey I’m gonna write for a couple of hours does anyone need anything from me before #and they say no! but then ten minutes later will start telling me a story about their day #which I’m okay to hear BEFORE I start a writing session or AFTER #and I goddamn communicate that!!! but they act like I’m asking for nobody to ever speak to me again #another thing is that I CANNOT eat anything past an expiration date #I know it’s still probably good but my brain will just keep saying YOURE GONNA DIE OF FOOD POISONING #so say the half gallon of milk is past its date #I will buy a fresh one to start using myself but I don’t toss the old one because I know others don’t care as much #and they they complain that I’m wasting milk #like I’m sorry it’s 1) my money and 2) how is it being wasted when y’all are happy to drink it til it’s done?#idk man!! neurotypical people sure do say that shit should be easy for neurodivergent people #but they sure do struggle to be slightly accommodating without bitching #idk rant over peace out

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the-and-sign-anon · 24 days ago

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My husband has asked to read my writing before, but showing to him in person is such a mortifying embarrassment that we’ve come to an agreement

He can read my writing on Tumblr if he gets his own account and does not tell me what his username is so I won’t know for sure if it’s him

#haven rambles #husband might be coming to tumblr soon #love this man #he clocked my fanfic writing as soon as we started dating and asked me about it point blank #I’ve never been so viciously seen and loved in my life

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gregmarriage · 1 month ago

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okay, but literally, sometimes? the only way you can be happy? you’re gonna have to disappoint your parents. yeah, sorry x

#this in relation to the fact all my past romantic relationships ended #bc i was so deeply closeted and we could never be fully seriously together bc that would mean telling my dad and i was afraid #it’s not like i’m not afraid now #part of me still feels like that little baby lesbian who was so ashamed #and i don’t want to be her anymore #i wanna have my own life and i wanna be happy with someone #and it’s fuckin unfair that my dad stands in the way of that #so i’m not putting it up with it anymore #he’s gonna be a bitch about whoever i date bc he’s a bitch about my sister’s partners and they’ve been together years with kids #and i as the youngest daughter bare the brunt of still being held on to too tightly #which okay fine but i’m not a kid anymore and wow sorry to disappoint dad but i’m not the perfect little daughter you imagined #i’m a lesbian and i’m gonna fall in love with a woman (gn) and we’re gonna be together #and you can’t stop that bc i am a grown fuckin woman (gn)#anyways i’m in my feelings tonight #bc i’ve been thinking about the future a lot lately #for reasons 👀👀👀#and like i wanna have the future lil baby lesbian gwen dreamed of #i wanna live with my wife and i wanna be so fuckin happy and free #and i’ve decided i’m not gonna let anything stand in the way of that #2024 the longest year of my life but also the year i learned a LOT #so bring it on future i’m ready for you bitch!#gwen rambles #gwenposting

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void-tiger · 3 months ago

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Love isn’t for cowards.

-Lois Lane

#tiger’s roar #lois lane #my adventures with superman #that’s just. going to be my mantra #while trying to deal not just with my fearful avoidance #but how my asexuality insecurities and the results from trying to find answers for romantic aces just SUCKS okay?#and since I’ve said I trust this guy as a friend. that I’m going to FIGHT this latest bullshit in my life.#that I’m pretty damn stubbornly loyal if I know someone WANTS me to stay.#the trust finally there that I’m never going to pressure or nag?#…I’ve been upgraded from christmas when this guy looks at me.#call me artemis ‘cause I’m ace and might’ve well have hung the moon #…and I’m terrified of things working out just as ‘well’ as when the forest mafia boss realizes her gang caught Feelings TM #…that’s…my fear talking…right?#we’ve navigated through hell and misunderstandings #and it’s (probably) at least 6 months before this is actually revisited…right?#except…we’re all but acting like we’re dating in the way that matters already. but stubbornly calling it friendshipwhich again. terrifying.

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moicaire · 6 months ago

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#not to be sappy on main but #I think I’m in love and it’s simultaneously the best and worst thing ever #I’ve been dating this guy for a few months #he’s become one of my best friends #we talk about anything and everything #We went on a hike and picnic yesterday and it was just #AUGH it was good #There are so many little moments I’m never going to be able to forget #but he’s moving and I’m just #so so so terrified of losing this #I can’t imagine doing life with anyone else #I know I need to trust God but it’s a serious struggle #I know he’ll bring us together if that’s what he wants

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a-small-writer-in-a-big-world · 7 months ago

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Cheers i relate to your last post so much, I'm successful and happy on my own but it hurts being alone for so long... :(

Idk what else to say because yeah

#I have it all I guess #but I’ve been alone for so long #and I think I’ll continue to be alone for the rest of my life lol #not pretty enough to fuck #don’t have the right personality to date #I’ll never know #what it’s like

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floral-hex · 1 year ago

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So this chick has been on-and-off again stalking me since high school. I could go into paragraphs of detail (I was about to), but no one wants to read all of that. Suffice to say, I guess she’s had some kind of crush on me for about 15-20 years or so (why??), and every few years it seems she pops up somewhere contacting me to try to persuade me to give her a chance. I should mention we never talked in high school, I actively avoided her, told her I didn’t like her, etc. nothing doing.

Anyway, somehow she’s been on one of my social media pages and saw I was having a hard time lately, so she found my phone number (what?? I hate that you can just find that online) and texted me out of the blue yesterday. Usual protocol is ignore and block so I don’t piss off an unstable person, but they decided to be gross, so

I wasn’t planning on posting anything about this before. If they were creeping around on my pages, mentioning it would only feed into them. Maybe. I don’t know. But this just kind of made me really uncomfortable and their response was shitty. I could have been a lot meaner. I wanted to be. But whatever, that wouldn’t have helped. So I just blocked them and hope that this time it sticks. If they see this, then hey… not cool.