rye-cooki

[rye-cooki]

Rye are you. A lesbian

*looks side to side* ...👁️👁️

[rye-cooki]

..whuh??

*genuinely confused*

(Btw i am about to go to school so dont expect me to be able to rp :o[ )

yaou found it? what duz it dooo??

errrrrrrrrrrrrr....

I dunno...

I could hit people with it... but that'd probably be stupid... but who's gonna stop me?

[rye-cooki]

WHBAT/!?!??!?! WHY NOT :( IM GONNA UHH YOUR A MEANIE!! CRIES AND RUNS AWAY my hands are cold im putting on my fingerless gloves nevermind theyre kinda still and it makes it hard to type

...alrighty then!

[rye-cooki]

Can someone being so much of a pushover it's annoying count as a criminal offense?

(This ask may or may not be related to @ask-eyeball-omc)

-🔮

Uh, not really? It could count as harrasment maybe

[rye-cooki]

sIGHHHH

im not going back to jail!! anyawys do you want this not-suspicious cake i just made

No, I do not! Youre a dangerous criminal, who knows what you put in that cake!

[rye-cooki]

uhh yeah what else was the bomb for??? obvi i was tryna explode you, silly!!

Youre a threat to me and everyone around you and I'm pretty sure you classify as a criminal now.

[rye-cooki]

*the bomb explodes*

aww you didnt die :( sigh maybe next time....

YOUR INTENTION WAS TO HARM ME?! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NEXT TIME"?!

[rye-cooki]

You've been proved right... but at what cost?

-👁

THE COST WAS GETTING SCARED HALF TO DEATH!

[rye-cooki]

*waves from a distance* you have 10 seconds

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5..

OH CRAP UH ERM UH

*also runs away from the bomb*

[rye-cooki]

sigh fine ill admit it i was going to bomb you *holods out the s1 bomb ii png* anyways the fuse is going to go off in like a minute soo bye! *drops the bomb and walks away*

Hah, I knew it!....... Wait NO DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS!-

[rye-cooki]

Rye! How could you accuse them of having a bomb!! Very rude of you!!

-🎲

Wh.... They literally have a bomb behind em!

[rye-cooki]

HIDING A BOMB?!?! WHY WOULD I DO THAT HEHEH IM NOT HIDING A BOMB WDYM!!?!? *sweats nervously*

I know you are, youre a terrible liar.

[rye-cooki]

HIDING SOMETHING??? WDYM!?!?? WHY WOULD I BE DOING THAT?? EHEH WHAT WOULD I EVEN BE HIDING?? A BOMB?? DEFINETLY NOT

.....Yer hiding a bomb aren't ya.

[rye-cooki]

SUSPICIOUS?!?!?! WHY WOULD I BE SUSPICIOUS HAHA (is clearly lying about something)

IM NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL HAHA I JUST WANT TO SAY HI!! HI RYE!! THAT RHYMES

Yeah no, youre clearly hiding something.

[rye-cooki]

ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone!

......Huh?

[rye-cooki]

uHHHH UHH UMM *looks side to side nervously*

ITS NOTHING THERES NOTHING BEHIND MY BACK!!!! UHH UMM UH YEAH HEHEH UMM

UHH

*looks around for an excuse*

ITS UHH UHH THIS DRAWING NOT ANYTHING ELSE HAHA I SWEAR ITS NOTHING ELSE ITS JUST JUST THIS DRAWING HAHA

I SWEAR ITS NOTHING ELSE BELIEVE ME RYE HAHA THERES NOTHING BEHIND MY BACK ITS NOT LIKE A BOMB OR ANYTHING HAHA I SWEAR *nervously stares*

Oh! Err.. nice drawing! Though youre awfully suspicious..

[rye-cooki]

uhh you dont need to know what im planning *hides the season one bomb ii png behind my back*

..Whats that behind ya?