#I wont shut up about my blorbos
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I kinda think Kirumi and Kazuichi would have a good dynamic; or at the very least, they'd have a lot to talk about.
Kazuichi (arguably) has the most useful talent in his entire class. Anytime something needs fixing, he's the one everyone turns to. He can whip up gadgets in a pinch, too, as seen by his two-way cameras and Minimaru. Yet despite this, Kazuichi is the butt of his peer's jokes. I doubt any one of his peers considers him an actual threat in the killing game, or would mourn him if he's suddenly found dead. He's underappreciated by his classmates.
On the other hand, Kirumi receives plenty of praise for the work she does. She fixes plenty of things, cleans much more and prepares enough meals for everyone on her own. And though she's respected for it, nobody seems to acknowledge that mayhaps Kirumi shouldering every household task and putting everyone before herself is unhealthy. Kirumi is appreciated by those around her, but that doesn't change the fact they're getting a bit too dependant on her.
If they were to meet, Kazuichi would initially envy Kirumi for the praise she receives, but rather than reflect on her own situation, she'd reaffirm Kazuichi much like she does in their DRS interaction. From there, Kaz would definitely do something for her specifically. It's the least he could do, in his eyes.
#danganronpa#kazuichi soda#kirumi tojo#can be platonic or romantic#welcome to the rambling hour#I wont shut up about my blorbos#I'm pitching all these character insights while you're tied to a chair
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Is it geologically probable for swallows rest to have basalt cliffs? Not really. Am i gonna headcanon it anyway? Of course.
Because I can picture Adrian and Victor walking along the beach, spending time waiting for lord vane to arrive. When all of a sudden Adrian comes to a dead stop in the middle of a sentence, staring at something ahead of them. Then he gasps, and gets so excited he forgets where he is, who he's with, and the collar around his neck, as he starts excitedly slapping Victor in the arm going, "Look, look, look, look--" at top speed.
Victor, who was primed for some kind of emergency since Adrian stopped talking is looking around frantically like, "What, what happened???"
Only for Adrian to point ahead and whisper-yell, "Basalt cliffs!!" And start booking it across the beach.
And yeah, maybe it painfully reminds Victor a lot of his younger self, and he's just about ready to remind Adrian of his manners as a priest, but then Adrian turns around to see if hes coming and the smile on his face is the most animated hes seen Adrian since he met him. And when he catches up he gets treated to a long winded ramble about crystal structure and volcanic activity and geologic hotspots and the Implications and how they could easily be the most ancient part of the island and erosion wear patterns and hes always wanted to see these in person cause they have them in northern ireland and and-- Its the most he's ever heard Adrian talk in one sitting.
And he supposes that having an appreciation for the wonders of the world that God made is perfectly acceptable for their profession, and lets him talk as long as likes.
#Adrian would be vibrating in excitement the whole time they were on that beach anyway#the ground is just covered in ancient coins??? oh my god?#he fucking loves rocks and artifacts and always wanted to go mudlarking on the thames but didn't get a chance before coming to swallows rest#he goes out by himself one day and comes back jingling from rocks and coins in his pockets lmao#and yeah maybe i think about blorbo from my shows being very patient with my self inserts infodumping a lot#this has no bearing on my irl mental state shut up dont worry about it#father rambles#what manner of man#half sorry for spamming the tag but uhh as you can tell this story wont leave my brain#gotta call my boss and be like yeah im not coming in today i gotta read about this priest getting seduced by a vampire. yeah all day sorry.#to be fairrr re: would there actually be basalt in this island#northern ireland does have a pretty famous set of cliff like this: the giants causeway#idk which direction swallows rest is supposed to be from the mainland but it could be very close to there!
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I wanna draw something for the road trip event with Narrators but I keep getting anxious n I keep getting distracted augh
#augh#hhhhhhh#i just wanna draw my blorbo Elion and Curator from his parable interacting with other#hhhhh my brain wont shut up about it :(#ill maybe try later i dunno#sleep first think later#amari rambles
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Ai for the unofficial president of the Ai Simp Club™!
Jfkldsajklfdjslkf omg ai my beloved yall ain’t READY
How I feel about about this character: ah my sweet ai how I love you so I just wanna squeeze the artificial life out of him whether through a hug or one of the plush death grips idc hes the apple of my eye love of my life call me yusaku because he was made for me to love him he literally has all the characteristics I love in fictional characters how can I not fall madly in love jfkdlsjl I loved him since episode 2 (if you know you know) and sheesh my love for ai only deepened as I continued to watch vrains I love him so much fjdsklafjkl sigh whatever you want baby boy name it and its yours goddamn the way that I’m just so whipped for him it’s hilarious I’ve never felt like this for any other fictional character lol I would throw myself at his feet idc I don’t think I can last a day without seeing ai’s adorable face idc what form he’s in (I love them all) I need to see him at least 5000000 times per day I need time to just love and appreciate ai every day I’m so whipped fdksljafkljsdak
All the people I ship romantically with this character: YUSAKU! Yusaku! I love them so so so much I'm never getting out of this hellhole anytime soon :'v then to a much lesser extent ryoken also I think writing lightai as a past/unrequited relationship is fun too even though I technically don’t ship it lol
My non-romantic OTP for this character: ai and roboppi! Gosh I love them so much fdjksa also ai with the rest of the ignises I love them so much. . . ! also I think ai and pandor would be pretty great too I gotta find an excuse to write those two more often . . .
My unpopular opinion about this character: gosh do I even have one? I think just about every headcon I have I’ve seen support for it . . . I guess there needs to be more trans ai headcons? Why won’t yall make ai trans hm? What’s stopping yall from appreciating trans ai
One thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon: more flashbacks of ai with the rest of the ignises blease I love what we got but I wish we got more like it’s obvious ai loves and adores his family but I wish we got a reason as to why? Most of the flashbacks we got was lowkey just him getting bullies by the others lol most of the good interactions is during canon which is fine I love it but I wish we got to see that more in the past to help show why ai was willing to go to the extreme lengths he did to protect and save them but hey that’s just a small part of a bigger overall issue with vrains and I’m here to love and appreciate vrains not simmer in my discontent with it lol
#obviously i dont mind bullying ai cause i do it all the time too lol#ai is a very bulliable character and sometimes he deserves it#my perfect little meow meow my most beloved of blorbos oh how i love to make you suffer#one day ill make the most magnificent ai shrine just watch!!! tho it wont have much charms cause most of them are in my ita bags lol#jfklsdjfdsajfksjfj ai dskljfaldsjfjsdfj#okay okay ill shut up about ai now#ygo vrains#ask and ye shall receive#im just gonna wait for someone to ask about yusaku yall aint ready for my unpopular opinion about him lmao
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as someone with an intense fear of eye contact and being watched I sure do spend a lot of time rotating watchers in my head.
#shepard speaks#me hitting all my favorite characters with watcher headcanons because i think purple and eyes are extremely slay#the versatility of watchers is so fun#theyre horrible and traumatizing but also kind and silly and goofy!! they’ll push you off a bridge and then wax poetic about it#they’re petty and secretive but also horrible gossips and they wont shut the fuck up ever#they’re all literally so blorbo to me (i say as i blatantly ignore any real lore they have <3)
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his swagless looks and cringe fail personality have captivated me
#SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE IS MAKING PETROV POSTS FOR ME TO REBLOG#obsessed. onehundred billion heart emojis. kicking my feet and giggling. holding him like a blorbo to study in a lab.#im never gonna shut up about this guy#lovely little losers#lolilo#nmtd#rip to caleb wells but he acted his face off on the internet almost 10 years ago and no we wont shut up about it#the pics are pete eating hummus. a screencap of Stay. and post egg throw (which i think abput CONSTANTLY)
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The Types of Obey Me Character Fans:
(All of you are valid, and I am equally afraid of all of you)
Lucifer
“Look at this tragic, broken, man, I am either going to fix him or irreversibly damage him, I haven’t decided yet.”
OH YOU FUCKING KNOW THE OTHER TYPE.
“You are my daaaaaad! You’re my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!”
Mammon
This man is innocent. He has done nothing wrong ever. I love him. I will pet him gently for 88 minutes straight. That is my husband. That is my sweet blorbo.
This man is guilty of all crimes and I will be persecuting him to the fullest extent of the angst laws.
Haha funny greed boy hangs from the ceiling :3
Leviathan
I will be this man’s discord kitten. I want to sit on his lap while he plays God of War and does a bad impression of Kratos. I will let him infodump to me until the inevitable heat death of the universe because I love him so much.
WHEN ARE WE GONNA SEE LEVI IN HIS UNIFORM-
I’m forcibly shoving him outside to touch some grass out of love for him.
Satan
My husband is done so dirty by the writing, I will write essay after essay dissecting and explaining his character to a cold, uncaring internet, but that’s okay because my love for him will keep this fire burning-
Heehoo angry catboy nerd annoys Lucifer, and I love him
Satan please lose your shit and go feral, it’s sexy.
Asmodeus
That is my wife, my boyfriend, my side bitch, my everything. I want to be him. I love him. He’s done so dirty by the writing of the game and by a good chunk of the fanbase, I will love and cherish him as he deserves and destroy all his insecurities… or write a depressing amount of angst for him.
What a fine young man.
I would love to see him covered in the blood of his enemies.
He may not be my favourite but BOY HOWDY IS HE IN THE TOP THREE AND I WONT SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
Beelzebub
I love him deeply but how in the ever loving FUCK do I write for him-
Food himbo who’s pure and innocent and has never done anything wrong in his life-
THIS MAN HAS MADE NUMEROUS COMMENTS ABOUT EATING MC BUT I DONT CARE BECAUSE LOOK AT THAT PRECIOUS FACE-
Belphegor
Ugh, look at him. Disgusting. He has not bathed in seven years. I’m going to spray him with the hose.
I am single handedly the kinkiest fuck in this fandom. The horny Lucifer stans WISH they were as depraved as me.
I love him so much and I will cherish him above all things.
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Tag yourself, I’m every kind of Mammon fan and 1 and 2 of Asmo’s fans.
#obey me#obey me!#obey me shall we date#obey me! shall we date?#obey me Lucifer#Obey me Mammon#Obey me Leviathan#Obey me Satan#Obey me Asmodeus#Obey me Beelzebub#Obey me Belphegor#Obey me crack#obey me shitpost
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WRAA UGLY AHH OSTRICH JUMPSCARE
hallo! sorry for dissapearing for almost half a year, I stopped fixating on everything i’ve previously posted ab and kinda just forgot ab this site hehe
But i’ve recently gained a new fixation that I feel will last for a few months ! and I’m pretty happy about where I am mentally so I think i’ll post here more often :]
Sorry for everyone who followed me for dhmis or TI but MSM is my new thing that i wont shut up about now wraa
ANYWAYS have my blorbo Gort, I’ve been desperatly trying to get him with no luck so far LMAO (writinng this through tears)
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Hi I saw you have TalEz on your won'ts for your commissions. Just curious can you explain why?
hi anon yEAH i can explain but like, to preface this, if you happen to like talez you're totally valid and dont feel like you have to dislike it or anything bc im gonna be a lil hater. people like what they like (and dislike what they dislike) and thats totally okay. this is just my own personal opinion. i wish i liked talez more bc its probably the most popular talon ship and im often starving, but i just dont and there's a couple reasons why.
i dont like the way its usually portrayed
im not the biggest ezreal fan.
imo there's better fits for both of them.
ugh this is going to be long so ill put it under the cut.
tbf, you dont NEED some complex reason to dislike a ship/character. like reason 2 is already enough for me to open and shut smth, but i do have complex thoughts about talez. and i am totally going to do a little hating below.
i think talez is so fucking anime that it lacks so much complexity. i dont really like anime. (i know thats a broad, loaded statement i just hate 99% of the tropes that pop up. not saying ive never enjoyed a shitty/tropy anime, but just--no) i think talez is broadly boiled down and portrayed by most fan-creators as 'edgy dark cloud + ball of sunshine' and i think thats so boring and lame for both of them. imo it reduces them to a really basic ship trope and there's nothing inherently WRONG with it, i just think its so boring. i look at popular fanworks and personally find it super reductive for both of them. it feels like talez happened bc at it's inception league needed an anime character ship. to be fair, you can reduce ANY ship to smth basic. talsett is just 'tall x short' but in comparison i think talsett has so much more complexity in theming. same with like, rhaayn for example. to me there's a lot more depth. i think the most depth you can get out of talez is related to ez's loss of family and talon's too + themes of belonging, but god. its not good enough.
talez is also usually portrayed romantically and i'm turbo aromantic and mostly romance repulsed and also hc talon as the same, so this already cuts out so much talez fanwork for me. :')
ALSO while we're at it, talon is such a bottom to me. even when he tops. and i hate him being portrayed as this like, idk, grim edgy SUPER TALL??? domineering top when he's like, as tall as katarina in the comic and was prolly malnourished bc he lived on the streets for years. tbh i would automatically like talez more if they were BOTH shortasses and switches as god intended. but noooo. i think if i literally just saw/read more ez topping talon then i'd be automatically more on board. but id also need an aromantic angle so its literally never happening.
i think when ezreal gets paired with talon both of their personalities get so fucked. his ass is not cuddling. ezreal is not some weak damsel or master of seduction either. i think a problem that not just talez creators but like, creators in general suffer from is erasing bad traits that characters have, unless they're 'cute.' talon has some cute bad traits, but he also has some seriously bad traits that loving or being loved wont fix. and ezreal is just reduced SO bad. so talez feels inherently ooc to me. fandom has done a number on him. there's nothin left in the pot. i think being with talon (in canon) is such an uphill battle and most of the time i dont see ezreal equipped to handle it in comparison to other people.
i dont really like ezreal. i think i've already made that clear before. he's fun to play and i like him on a surface level and ive got friends that really like him and thats totally fine but idk he's just not my blorbo. the only time i really like him is when he's with aphelios, where somehow my dislike of both characters cancel out. maybe i dont have room for him because i like talon too much, who knows. either way, often times when talez fanworks are created the focus is actually just on ezreal, and that annoys me as an ezreal disliker. (fanwork creators can create whatever the fuck they want ofc, godspeed do what makes you happy)
and my third point: there's better fits for both of them. i like ezphel and ezkayn more than talez. i think in canon there's a good chance talon might genuinely kill him. or ezreal might really overwhelm him and drive him away with his outward facing personality. and frankly there's a good chance ezreal also goes away bc talon is bad news and also doesn't have the charisma to keep him there. and ofc for talon i think talsett is the ultimate fit, or even talshan is right there.
THAT BEING SAID. i don't mind talez AS much if there's a third, though we still run into some of the same issues as above. like ive written talezsett before. thats nice! talezlux is okay too even if,, completely unfeasible... (i have strong opinions im sorry. as a crack ship its fun i think)
blah blah. i think i could like talez but i would have to write it myself. thats what it boils down to. there are ideas/concepts i like about them. ive juggled the idea of putting a talez fic on my to do list but i just dont think i'll write it in any way that actual talez fans would like, which means there's no point in writing it at all. i've plotted several, long and short, but i think everyone would hate it. talez isn't a strict 'won't write.' iirc it specifically says like: 'unless the idea goes hard' but no ones tried me pfppf, and im fine with it i guess.
there's more i can say but like, i dont want this to be too long.
the important thing to remember is that if you like talez... GOOD. im happy for you!! keep loving it, godspeed. these are just my personal reasons it doesnt click with me.
#shx answer#kind anon#talonposting#im not tagging characters or ships on this one i dont wanna put 'hate' in a tag.#congrats if you read the whole thing.
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hey guys updating this to add more to her lore and also say that hey remember when i said her main two inspirations were audrey redheart and hitori uzune. yeah. well. shoves them over a bit. puts oersted next to them. i havent even really changed anything about her character i just kind of went (oh this guy is. my oc would relate to this guy.) while i was playing lal for the first time. anyway
the main patchnote im adding is Homosexuality. because see. i do really like the direction of "she really is just running from her fear and guilt with no destination in sight" but i also. think thats lame after a while and doesnt give rise to many good plot beats from there. and i also do want to see her be vaguely more mentally healthy. probably not a full redemption arc mind you, but something. anyway i was thinking that she can still run but it'd be fun to have some Other justice-obsessed loser continually tailing her. so she can have a bounty hunter now. i dont have a good name for her so until i do her name is trigger (she is a hare i know that much. heh. hare trigger. thats the joke)
the thing is that?? sera actually. prefers being Hunted To The Death. because. despite the loner in the woods dealie she tries to pull. she is absolutely Not a loner. at all. her whole breakdown was about being cast out for gods sake. so at least this is. Some form of companionship. you need to get better standards. she also prefers it because having someone Else try to punish her for her misdeeds kind of shuts up her own brain punishing her for her misdeeds. cant think about being incredibly self destructive when youre using your brainpower to dodge sharp pointy things shot at your face.
anyway yeah. so trigger is Freakishly determined on killing sera (because she has nothing better to do) and sera enjoys the company because its the closest thing shes got. also sera does like to flirt with her (think the yuuya school of being a flirty little asshole to distract yourself and everyone else from your severe mental issues) because If I Didnt Know Any Better, I'd Say You're Obsessed With Me! and yeah yeah you know the ship trope. trigger just has more of a gay hatecrush panic every showdown and does not really. parse that its gay for Stupid long. meanwhile sera is just flirting with her because she misses having someone to banter with she doesnt actually think shes capable of being loved. this is a mess. anyway the point is that theyve been doing a gay cat and mouse chase for so long at a point that they know each other better than anyone else and it feels wrong to not have one or the other there and maybe neither Wants the chase to end. yknow. the type of characters that due to character differences Wouldnt work together but if they did for a common enemy theyd work so harmoniously because they know each others weaknesses and habits in combat from fighting each other. you know.
(lies down and dies) okay everyone meet drosera shes my best friend she's my little meow meow she has 97 mental illnesses and is not allowed in most public spaces. most of my ocs have accidental character inspirations and at least 2 of them for her are the ones I want to put under a microscope and then into a blender if that's any indication of what she's like. if u can guess them u get a cookie.
anyway her deal is that she's an exile from Whatever Place She Lived In because she decided to do an Itty Bitty vigilante justice murder and was shocked when her town took that badly. (note: she thinks this murder is justified. she is quite possibly fully incorrect and very out of line either way.) being exiled for doing The Right And Just Thing gives her abandonment issues for days and she abandons her whole past identity in an outburst of (I never needed you all if all you ever do is turn your backs on me) and is now plotting to get revenge on her town in order to be an object lesson on what happens when you betray someone you loved. effectively she's putting herself as an example or, failing that, a martyr, but really her worse and worse actions are only caused by denial and her own lost pride. but she does not see that at all because all she sees Herself as is a disgraced hero
#trigger ranting to my other oc mack: i cant get her laugh out of my head!! its like shes mocking me!!#while shes ranting about wiping that dumb grin off her face macks just like. so true have you read the am i a lesbian masterdoc#she hasnt because internet doesnt exist and mack forgot what year it is again#pretty much every one of my ocs gets to rant to either morty or mack btw because theyre pretty much around in every world n timeline#and they like to unofficially adopt mortals like theyre emotionally constipated puppy dogs so#anyway thats off topic this isnt about the gay immortals its about the stabby lesbians#trigger is kind of in the stages of her character where i dont really know who she is outside of how she relates to others so apologies#but i Do think she also has a past shes just dealing with it in a different way#im planning on maybe playing her in a pirate dnd campaign to flesh her out in my brain so maybe she was like an ex captain or smth idk#thing is trigger doesnt actually know much about sera apart from what shes heard from others and Sera Sure Wont Speak Up Abt It#so there is an intrigue there after a while because you cant just have all this banter with someone and keep the blacknwhite thought of em#but she does. kind of want her to not think of her as worth redemption. so sera really doesnt think its worth talking about#anyway i think that the gayest thing you can do as a woman is admit that youd rather die to another womans hand than die alone#and i do think sera said that once without thinking about it and it just kind of. Haunted both of them#anyway#blorbos from my brain#btw YES OERSTED ISNT THE ONLY LAL INSP HERE its quite obvious that i stole the dynamic of mad dog and sundown but#its not an active Character inspo so. m. yeah#veespeaks
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so im back from japan and there's this anime called windbreaker that's super popular over there. its the new thing i wont shut up about because the mangaka has a feed directly from my brain to make blorbos
#you can all honestly blame yallstar for this#japan just drove the nail in deeper#ANYWAY WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT SUO HAYATO
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ATTIC GOBLIN ?
YEAH SO when we moved in there was like this wadded up pair of pink panties in the basement that hadnt been there a few days before when we did our final walkthrough or whatever right. and then my fuzzy socks would go missing and some leggings and then our fucking FORKS which were DISCONTINUED so we cant even replace them!!!!! also the toilet paper would run out like super fast and i drink A Lot of diet dr pepper so i DO pee a lot but this was just fucken ridiculous!!!!! anyway so our one old roommate suggested ghost but me n polks were like fuck off this is OUR house!!
anyway so one day im slumped down on the couch w earbuds in having a good time and my friend kos comes downstairs to brew his sleepy ass some fresh shit tier coffee at like 5pm on a weekday. tbh i was talking about one of my homebrew blorbos being harassed and having just a great time with it so i didnt want to speak to anyone and just EXTREMELY avoided eye contact n sank as deep as i could into the bigass pillows of our honestly very nice goodwill upper middle class grandma couch. the point of that is when you walk downstairs and turn into the kitchen you cant really see me at this angle and i am DEAD SILENT bc my keyboard was apparently made of marshmallows or smth AND im metal gear box stealth mode trying to not be noticed here so i can talk about my barbies being menaced uninterrupted.
SO because of all that when kos came back downstairs for his coffee which had been brewing for probably not very long but i was in the Blorbo Zone where time is fake so i couldnt in good faith give an estimate he did NOT see me. well while hes in the kitchen puttering around i just start losing my shit on account of my blorbarbies in agonies brings me Such Joys and i think this startled him so bad he has to take a stress shower because i heard the bathroom door SLAM and the water start running. at some point after this polks comes home from work and starts pissed off nagging us over WHO MADE THIS COFFEE MESS IN MY KITCHEN!! kos comes downstairs for the Commotions and apparently the coffee pot was sitting on the counter with some fresh coffees while the rest of it fresh waterfalled all into our silverware and pots n pans spaces HOWEVER!! MYSTERY TIME!! he has not been downstairs since he started brewing his trash sludge.
INTERMISSION: THINGS TO NOTE ABOUT OUR HOUSE: the back door is literally INCHES from the downstairs bathroom. the attic is not a panel or ceiling access its just a door right by all our bedroom doors and it wont latch which was So Annoying bc the cats were UNREASONABLE THIRSTY to get up there so we had to install a loop n hook latch to keep it shut but whichever one of us did that goofed it up pretty bad bc the door is still perpetually cracked open like probably a full inch and a half. id love to take the credit for this but i think it was polks who is absolutely phenomenal at fucking up installations of things. OTHER NOTABLE THINGS ABOUT POLKS: her single biggest fear on this planet is shit like Crawlspace Man. just Some Guy living in your home without you knowing. also we have a dark little crawlspace down in the basement, for ambience
MOVING ON at this point i still dont give a shit about anything happening around me because i am inflicting sufferings upon my from scratch blorbo BUT my brain is putting the pieces together which i then immediately do a toddler vs 1000 piece puzzle it took you a year to assemble and just totally waste that shit from my thinkspace bc i wanna play DOLLS instead. polks and kos are also putting their little pieces together but they are Not braindead dipstick idiots like yours truly so they decide to check the whole haus bottom up, starting with the crawlspace. great news! the crawlspace is empty!! other older news: i def heard the cabinet ruining coffee fuckuper come down from upstairs.
i forgot to mention that for this househunt polks armed herself with our fucking broom and was wielding it handle side out because It Has Reach and a knife would Escalate The Situation. anyway they make their way upstairs and i am doing absolute jackshit nothing to help because, again, i am fucking brain poisoned to prioritize oc cummies over every single thing on this planet. its in my fucking genetic code. so while im fuckin useless theyre up there talking about how fucking weird this is and scuffling around or whatever but the second they go into the attic its dead silent and NOT because they go silent but because the attic is some fucked up sound void and past the first 3 steps you can hear total fuck all from outside. at this point my little toddler brain realizes this puzzle is actually indestructible so when kos and polkie are out of the void audible again i Already Knew i had to start being a fucking adult instead of playing barbies which DID feel like a personal affront.
tbh i dont even remember how polks reacted bc i was so CMON MAN!! at our attic dweller for cucking me bc now i gotta call the fuckin cops AND change the locks AND i still gotta get up at 420 in the mother blessed am for work, so basically this entire stunt was a hate crime against me specifically.
we dont really go in our attic much and never even bothered fetching the cats when they went up there but we HAD been up there before so when i went up there and saw fuckin blankets and takeout containers and also some clothes stuffed into drafty holes it was like, kind of Obvious that yeah some bitch was stealing my forks and not paying rent and eating all my toilet paper and FOR SOME REASON had the audacity to ALSO go ahead and pour out a cup of coffee in BROAD DAYLIGHT while we were OBVIOUSLY HOME. the fucking NERVE!!
so!! thats our Event that i honestly forget happened most of the time. we actually refer to them as Attic Dobby i think on account of my THIEVED socks but then of course attic dobby became sexy dobby as is the natural progression of things. we have many big tity dobbie drawings around the house and we love to show them to guests. i may have lost some forks i cant fucking replace so ill never have a matching set again BUT now my house has so many slutty big tit thong and louboutin adorned dobbys that kos and i have bonded so much over drawing that it all evens out in the end and i definitely dont get mad about the forks ever. less important than dobbys big naturals but still notable: exposure therapy works as polks no longer has the Crawlspace Man Terrors!
#LONG POST#i went off the fucking RAILS here i think. im runnin on 3hrs babes!!#ill share some sexie dobbi pics one day bc i know youre all BURNING for this content now#real sorry for people who follow me for shit like. cute kid shows. this is just Me#kels talks#im not fucking proof reading this shit im going to fucking BED#ANYWAY ANNA I HOPE U ENJOY THIS STORYTIME
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please talk to me about naokei :3 dont mess with the naokei fandom theres like 5 of us
ohoho anon. i promise you with my entire heart that i am one of those 5. not a day goes by that i'm not thinking about those boys. now, to preface any ramblings that may happen after this, i will say: a lot of how i view naoya's character has to do with the manga, but not All of it. i've never actually read the manga, just played the game (smt persona, not revelations). i basically treat the smt persona characters like they are my own personal blorbos in my head, and i am not responsible for anything that might not align with your own view of naokei (though all views of naokei are valid)
ANYWAYS. (under a readmore for the rambling, hope it works)
in my head, their relationship doesn't happen until post game. i mean, obviously i dont really think it should happen while they are going through the worst questionable amount of days of their life, but i also dont really want it to happen during their school years either. naoya has some healing to do and kei has some growing up to do. i do think at this point kei has a crush on naoya, but that it is not necessarily reciprocated.
BUT, being wayyyy more detailed about my own personal naokei (the naokei that lives in my brain and is therefore superior) i do have a version of this vague thought where they do like. kiss during the events of the game, similarly to naoya recieving a kiss from fake maki - kei initiates, naoya gently rejects. and then it is a game of sort of avoiding each other in a fun misunderstanding way and everyone else is like guys what tf happened??? you were fine and now we can't get you to be in the same room for longer than two seconds? annoying!!!! once they graduate, kei goes off as he canonically does to work in his own company to become Humbled, and naoya leaves for new york city with yuka and mark to study art (hehe. artist friends :3 yuka's studying for fashion design but she is also modeling. no we couldnt get thru anything related to smt persona without me bringing her up)
and then the events of persona 2 (and part 2 electric boogaloo) happen. no i havent played them we dont need to talk about it. what i DO know is that at the end of the second one the st hermelin bitches have a reunion and naoya appears there. convenient, yes? (i had to go look it up to make sure i had not made this up) naoya has had time to heal and trust close relationships, kei has matured. their friends wont shut up about the "fight" they had in high school, they wont stop insisting they never fought and they are Not avoiding each other. they are both tipsy to full on drunk. they leave the bar together. they either fuck or have a heartfelt conversation or both. either way they are dating by the next day. (and then a few years later in p1 parents au they adopt baby akira, bc this is fully canon to that au)
i really like their dynamic in the end bc it's like. you'd think theyre total opposites but they actually have a lot in common? and they love each other :3c
in conclusion.
naoya, was playing pokemon the entire time they were in a nightmare hellscape: in case you haven't noticed, i'm a gamer. i game. i don't stop gaming. and i dont want to stop gaming. you ever see me without this stupid gameboy in my hands? that's video games.
kei: what's a pokeman????????
(sorry if this is not what you wanted from me anon, and i'm sure i can pull more thoughts out of my ass if anyone ends up interested)
#now i gotta think of a tag for asks bc ive never gotten one#persona 1#kei nanjo#naoya toudou#naokei#uhhhh whatever#kat answers#it doesnt HAVE to be persona related i'll just change it later if anyone comes up with a better idea
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egghogs are my own personal blorbos from my mind and i wont shut up about them until the heat death of the universe which i think will make like 4 people very happy which is better than 0 people
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I’m here to bother you with questions and statements. What blorbo are you currently thinking about the most??:)
hello!!! thank you for the question ive been having a really bad day and this did make me feel better
the blorbo of my heart is my boy nowell samson, hes always living rent free in my brain. ill put his backstory stuff under a cut but heres the art i did of him a lil while back!!!
pls feel free to ask me more questions about this man hes genuinely and truly my everything
hes a modern fantasy character, a lonely 6'5" incubus with shadow abilities who was dealt an extremely unlucky hand of cards when it comes to just life in general. hes dealt with a lot of tragedy and truly the only reason that man keeps going is because hes got ghosts to help
he can see ghosts because of one of his near death experiences (one he had around the age of 12) and has dedicated a lot of his time helping ghosts find their peace and rest because he cannot do that himself since god apparently wont let him. in order to do this more easily, he brands himself as a "paranormal investigator" so that people will call him to help get ghosts out of their homes and what not and so he can get the ghosts some help rather than them just trying to get peoples attention (or so he can tell a malicious ghost to fuck off so they stop causing problems, cause that happens to)
his day job, though, is just being a freelance programmer. he takes on a lot of work to make sure ends meet, but he enjoys the work. hes made his own website for his paranormal investigation and monster hunter work, and has work on other peoples websites and a few video games. a small side goal of his is to make his own game eventually, but theres a lot of pieces to that and hes an extremely depressed individual who has chronic nightmares and insomnia to boot, so hes not really expecting himself to ever get to that nor finish it if he can. when hes having a better day he chips away at it a lil bit
currently, hes in a romantic relationship with one of my friends characters and they genuinely and literally live rent free in my head 24/7. i wrote an entire 30 page angst piece based on an au we made up like a year ago at this point. im literally bonkers about those two and immmm not gonna go into it or ill ever shut up
thats like. the worlds more Barebones Version of nowells stuff. the barely-any-spoilers TL;DR kinda shit. but thats all imma say for now cause its late and also i havent talked about my ocs on tumblr in 1800000 years and i already feel annoying typing this much under a cut DFKJGNFDJK
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miss nana i must know about YOUR blorbos! who is the easiest to gift for, who gives the best gifts, and if you celebrate any holidays, what do you think you’ll give your blorbos?
MISS RISU HI 💓
Okay so easiest has to be Atsumu! I think he’d be happy with the cheesiest gifts ever, like a coupon for lovey dovey stuff I usually wouldn’t do but he’s into (like wearing a silly couples shirt or kiss coupons that he uses whenever we argue & he wants it to be over lol). Or more personalized items - he’s a sap for those.
Gives the best gifts is tough but I think Hirugami is really attentive & easily picks up little hints throughout the year, so he always has an idea & plan.
I do celebrate Christmas so here’s what I’ll get my blorbos this year:
1. Atsumu gets clothing with my face on it (he saw that TikTok trend & wont shut up about lol)
2. Choso gets warm winter clothes 🥺 poor baby has to stop running around in his one airy outfit
3. Hirugami gets new pjs & a homemade art piece from our dogs
#THANK YOU FOR ASKING#I only did three blorbos since I didn’t wanna ramble#& the list would be SO long lol#I have no idea what I would get Urahara Haganezuka Mizushima#or daichi#I think denki would enjoy funky cheesy gifts like atsumu#letters to nana 💌#tetsuskei.ask
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