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fuck it
behold my latest creation
yaoi paddle charcuterie board
#yaoi#yaoi paddle#personal#sbs rambles#I don't know what else to tag it with#I will be taking questions at this time#but basically#why not?#you know?#with access to a mini cutting board and a laser cutter I can do many things#but especially this
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Girls with dyke energies™️
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Part 9 Part 10 Part 11
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#mouthwashing au#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing#sorry this part took me too long#i started taking antidepressants and needed time to adapt to them#i have received a lot of requests and questions#i will try to answer everything within 2 weeks
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got his ass
#lisa gilroy is the funniest woman on the planet i will not be taking questions at this time#and in front of zac don't you mean herstory oyama#make some noise#game changer#lisa gilroy#sam reich#dropout
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Alkka = ‘violence as a mother tongue’
#WOLF: I broke my chains; I’ll break you too#headcanons: jot this down#that’s it that’s the post#I will be taking questions at this time
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a new star
#i been thinkin about the asteroid again#i think about the asteroid a lot more than i think is normal#like just the complete randomness of it and how everything changed in literally the blink of an eye#like the dinoss rules the fucking earth and probably still would if space had just been a little bit different#how long did it take the asteroid to reach us#at what point was the impact inevitable#like these sound like scientific answers but i need you to know these are questions that my soul wants answered in poetry#yes the math is cool but can i talk about what tragedy looks like melted into the earth#how power and pain and mourning but also change and new life and a future were embedded in a layer of iridum that spread around the planet#can we talk about how looking at the layers of the earth is the most physical type of time travel there is#can i please talk about that layer of pain#can i mourn when i see it#or am i just a weird kid crying when i look at rocks#ALSO. was parasaurolophus alive when the asteroid hit? i dont think so#but it's too late#yall get to suffer with me#dinosaurs
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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august
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#megumi#yuuji#quick bg study based off a picture i took of my mailbox!!! went 2 check the mail thought the light was rly pretty n had a Vision#also fate is cruel and i live surrounded by hydrangea bushes so like . yanno.#exposure therapy and all that#real talk tho i am so well equipped w hydrangea brushes now this took no time at all . u do not scare me anymore.#what did take a long time was getting a fond expression on the TINIEST YUUJI HE IS SO SMALL#HES LIKE 3 PIXELS WIDE#ik its not a char-centric piece but i still wanted his face 2 look okay#and that was so difficult when hes so far in the bg comparatively GJHKGFKJS#i also wanted to caption this w fv lyrics from june gloom#but then i learned that camilla whatshername has a song w th same name and i could not take that risk#my music taste may b questionable but i have standards#anyway uhhhhhh if hell freezes over and some1 recognizes where i live based off itfs loitering by my mailbox pls donot doxx me thank u <3
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when he’s so in love that every time he sees you, he has to jerk off afterward.
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🐙❤️
#may my future riddle and azul book 6 battles be easy and not cause me mental pain#happy new years my children#we made it wooo#🥳🎉🎉🎉👏🎊#time to spend my new years taking a nap#goodnight my loves ❤���#kisses all around#twisted wonderland#riddle rosehearts#azul ashengrotto#azul has contacts in okay I don’t wanna hear it#ID ONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW GLASSESS#also don’t even question the tentacles bc even idk where they’re coming for#I meant from sad face#we’ll say it’s magic#why are the emojis so bi gtf
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deeply annoying thing about university is you don't have the time to explore a lot of the institutional access until you graduate & then they take it away
#well in theory i could take 2-3 trains & use their library in person but who has the time & money for that whenever you have a question#thoughts
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too many books written by people who don't read books and only read fanfic. to counteract this there should be more fanfic made by people who don't read fanfic and only read books
#my posts#edit:#if you reblog this arguing against shit i never said please know that i hate you#and if you read this post as 'books are better than fanfiction' you don't get it.#either read it again and figure it out or ask a question or move on and say nothing#bc every time someone starts jumping to conclusions and projecting shit i don't believe onto me i take one step closer to becoming the joker
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im a sollux kinnie and ur art is great. like a delicious meal. 1 million courses. my compliments to the chef.
AOGHHH TYSM I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
in gratitude i present a little guy doing setup for the first time 🐝
#FR MEANS A LOT TO ME THANKYOU ����🙏 the chef analogy is so sweet too i love it#apologies i take a while to answer asks.. generating ideas#ask#anon#homestuck#sollux captor#2023#vioart#now im curious to know#question for sollux appreciators at any point in time -#was there any specific moment that made u connect w him most?#like for me it was when he became relieved and happy after the voices stopped#as someone plagued by 24/7 internal monologue. being "free from the voices” sounded absolutely euphoric to me LMAO#watching him talk abt finally being able to think clearly and hear his own thoughts...... gOD. MY BIGGEST ENVY OF HOMESTUCK.
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Arthur will purposely give merlin his "old" shirts because he likes seeing him in his clothes. I will be taking no arguments. Thank you.
#i will not be taking questions at this time#this is true#they're married your honor#so in love#merthur#merlin and arthur#merlin x arthur#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#Merlin#arthur pendragon
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Mickey Milkovich is the best thing to ever happen to that boy. In this essay, I will—
#and vice versa!#AND VICE VERSA#✋🏻 no i will not be taking any questions at this time#gallavich#shameless#mickey milkovich#ian gallagher
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He's a magician
#how does eiden keep doing that#that. naked magic. tablecloth sweep but suddenly it's rated oops for selective nudity#this is the 2nd time i've drawn eiden motion blur swiping yaku's clothes off. will this become a pattern?#yes i am still thinking about aegis r2. naked apron forever#i know there was probably an interlude. a moment between R1 and R2 [R1.5]#where eiden said TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES ok now put the apron back on#and yakumo's all ??? JUST the apron? ?? ??#then we go into R2 and it starts with yakumo questioning eiden's costume direction#but i wouldn't put it past eiden's mystical part time abilities#to be able to selectively nakify his clan members#haHA! behold! the art of misdirection! NOW WITH SEXY CONSEQUENCES!!#at some point in the future eiden will show off his tablecloth swoosh trick (the legitimate one. that actually uses the tablecloth)#and yakumo will be mildly wary the entire time. hands hovering near his crotch area as he was lucky to do the FIRST time#anyway eiden performs the trick successfully. no one's clothes slide off. the tablecloth is swooshed. the dishes are intact.#now we can either leave it at that or go the route of Violence#like the dramatic samurai strike. there's a moment of nothing . THEN EVERYONE IN THE ROOM LOSES THEIR CLOTHES IN A GUST OF WIND#EIDEN'S ULTIMATE ATTACK!!!!! PENULTIMA NAKED FLAME RENDING SHREDDINATOR RISING TORNADO!!!!!!!#nu carnival#yakuei#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival yakumo
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