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I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

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In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

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Sorry for donner party rocking

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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Uma noite muito louca versão florestal

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[ID: A series of drawings of Gravity Falls characters in the 80s labelled with excerpts of lyrics from Oingo Boingo's song No One Lives Forever.

"SO QUIT COMPLAINING BROTHER / NO ONE LIVES FOREVER": Bill, possessing Ford, prepares to hammer a nail into Ford's hand.

"LET'S HAVE A PARTY THERE'S A FULL MOON IN THE SKY": Two side by side images. In one, the Society of the Blind Eye gather; in the other, Fiddleford falls through the portal and finds a slightly abstract, three-dimensional, meat-based version of Bill.

"IT'S THE HOUR OF THE WOLF AND I DON'T WANT TO DIE": Two side by side images. In one, Ford is blasted by the memory gun, highlighting his skull and brain; in the other, a desperate Fiddleford points the memory gun at himself.

"DON'T FORGET / WE'VE ONLY GOT SO MANY TRICKS": Ford sits in front of a wall covered in six-fingered scratch marks, surrounded by books and coffee mugs.

"WHAT ABOUT YOUR DARLING DOGGY? / IN TEN SHORT YEARS HE'S GETTING OLD AND GROGGY": Stan is beat to shit and tied to a chair.

"NO ONE LIVES FOREVER": Ford grabs his face, completely surrounded by the words "NO ONE" written over and over again. End ID.]

This is a good song to listen to on repeat and fall into a paranoid psychosis to while your demonic ex possesses your body I think.

(in other words: i am absolutely not making an animatic of this (would this be an animatic? i think this might be what the kids call a lyricstuck) but i WAS possessed by these images until i made them real)

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☂️  the umbrella academy:

diego + dramatically waiting to be spotted

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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk

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"Aro/Ace person gets given a love potion" story but instead of them being immune or whatever, it DOES work, and they realize IMMEDIATELY that they've been fed a love potion because this feeling is so wrong and foreign but everyone keeps laughing off the idea of it being a love potion because "they were probably just a late bloomer" or "no, you just finally found the right person!" and it's just a horror story about how no one believes them even though they know, they KNOW this isn't right and they can't stand it.

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I’m sure it’s fine

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sorry but i'm ordering a complete shutdown of heterosexual jakeyism until we figure out what the fuck is going on with these women

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We've not only taken away all of the physical spaces for our children to exist in, we're now taking away the electronic ones as well. I'm sure this won't have any negative consequences.

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I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

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underrated funny part of system collapse is murderbot repeatedly being like 'no one knows wtf three wants to do ever because three doesn't know how to want things yet' but most of three's narration in network effect was 'i want to rescue murderbot. i want to do a good job rescuing murderbot. i hope i get a good grade in rescuing murderbot. i want to rescue murderbot so bad that im going to attempt to talk a terrifying murderous spaceship out of its plan for a planetary bombardment' mb just consistently says the most blatantly wrong shit about everyone it's ever met lmao