#I want to babygirl-ify him

[jimmy-is-a]

jimmy is wanted by everyone, including you

I am aware of this

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

See? We aren’t so different 🖤🖤🖤

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

I'm not sure how to elaborate on this but Hilbert is such a fun character in the way he actively rejects redemption. He thinks he's irredeemable and has come to terms with that, but he also is desperate to avoid the responsibility that comes with actually trying to be better. He is absolutely hellbent on not changing or learning his lesson. He believes in his cause and is entirely unwilling to give it up or compromise on it. What a guy.

[corvus--coraxx]

{ i get so happy when yana draws full body sebastian. look at his slutty little waist. }

[dedmau]

i think i will leave fanon and make dew not a princess twink babygirl

[dancedance-resolution]

bisexuality update! today i was getting ice cream and a guy walked in. extremely short, and looked like the type of guy who regularly yells at another guy on the streets of hoboken outside of the local deli about the yankees. and i thought you know what actually i might want to fuck him. !!!!!!!

[the-music-maniac]

I just saw a take on zosan that was awful enough I had to block the person. They labelled their post "hot takes" and it annoyed me enough that I felt like hating on it from afar in a vague way would be less destructive than writing an entire essay in this person's comments section.

If you like treating Sanji like a babygirl - just say so. Nothing wrong with that. Don't act like uke-ifying him is accurate to his canon characterization though. If you don't like Zoro as a character, just SAY THAT. Don't act like your shitty understanding of him as a character should be common sense. Their premise was that zosan would work best as a non sexual relationship - sure I'm fine with that. Sounds like an interesting premise. Why tho?

The reasons were stupid.

1. Apparently bc Zoro is too much of a neanderthal and BC he doesn't shower frequently Sanji would never touch him blah blah (Sanji smokes ten million cigarettes a day, I assure you he doesn't smell good) y'all should stop treating him like a babygirl bc bleh Zoro stinky and likes drinking and where did that whole he's Nami's gay best friend thing come from, he isn't that, he doesn't deserve it. Okay??? First of all - last I checked babygirl didn't require certain qualifications - so fuck off? I've concluded that Zoro is the only babygirl and you can foam at the mouth all you want, I'm not changing my mind. Second of all, did you forget that NAMI can drink people under the table too?? Zoro does canonically have a very friendship/sibling-like dynamic with Nami. They argue and fight, but they care about each other. If there is anyone who would make sense as a headcanon of one of Nami's close friends? Zoro would be a candidate. Usopp I would argue would be a better option, but Zoro also makes sense. Third of all, Sanji spends all day cooking (often cooking SEAFOOD) in a three piece suit and then smoking like a chimney. He may shower more frequently than Zoro but I assure you he doesn't smell like a rose garden either. You also can't be a cook if you shy away from a little elbow grease and sweat. Getting dirty for your craft is something he understands. He also has atrocious fashion sense when it comes to clothes that are not suits and he's a lil crazy in the same way all the strawhats are but he hides it well. Sanji is a ridiculous man and I like him that way. Stop it.

2. Sanji isn't some fainting flower, and it annoys me that this person was trying to paint him that way as if it's a forgone conclusion. Their argument was that he screams at bugs, and they were using it as an argument on why Sanji is apparently a babygirl who could never top anyone (why in the world does sex position even play a factor here??). They also pinpointed that Sanji wears suits and swoons at women as a reason why he's likely not gonna top anyone and is gonna remain a virgin. Admittedly I stopped reading at that point bc I made the executive decision to block the person for my own peace of mind, so I perhaps misunderstood (I barely understood the argument in the first place) but I still don't see how any of these factors have anything to do with sex position, or a sexual relationship not working with zosan. I'm all for asexual zosan. But y'all need to stop treating Sanji like some frail twink. That man is badass. He has a strong enough kick to kill a man, his leg catches on fire, he can fucking fly, he gives as good as he gets when it comes to his interactions with Zoro, he survived years and years of abuse from his family and came out a kindhearted person with principles. He is strong af. Again. STOP. IT.

3. None of those reasons for why they wouldn't have sex make sense to me because they operate under an assumption that Sanji would find Zoro gross so obvi they wouldn't have sex. The person fundamentally misunderstood that most people who like zosan aren't there bc they want smut, they're there because Zoro and Sanji are equal and opposites and they understand each other in a very fundamental way from the moment they met. Yes, their relationship is antagonistic, but in the way that Brogy and Dorry are set up in that one episode. If you understand that, then you get that when it comes to rivals, when it comes to their competition and their interactions with each other, Sanji wouldn't give a shit about avoiding getting his hands dirty. That is not the type of person he is. Zoro is his one exception in that sense. He has etiquette and acts like a refined gentleman, and then Zoro issues a challenge and Sanji is there, IMMEDIATELY ready and willing to throw down. He swoons over women, Zoro says anything and IMMEDIATELY Sanji's attention is all on Zoro. I have to wonder if this person even fucking watched the show before deciding to pass a bunch of unfounded judgements.

Alright, rant done.

[welivetodream]

✨ My BSD hot takes/unpopular opinions ✨:

1. Identifying BSD characters as Queer, is not problematic. STOP being so Heteronormative. Gay characters are not gonna kill you.

If I see another "BuT tHe ChArAcTeRs nEvEr SaId tHeY aRe GaY" I would bomb you 💣/j

2. Skk/SSKK/Fyolai/other popular ships, exist because people like it. If you don't ship them, don't engage with their content. Not all shippers act crazy and toxic. Stop blaming everything on shippers.

3. Atsushi/Kyouka is problematic, stop justifying it with "only 4 year age gap". Kyouka is a CHILD, ship her with Kenji if you want. Atsushi, like a normal 18 year old would never look at a highschool freshman and date her. Even if they date in the future, he knew her when she was younger and they had a sibling like dynamic. Lucy is a way better love interest to Atsushi (Don't know if this is an unpopular opinion tho, but I saw some people justifying it 😐😐😐)

4. DAZAI IS NOT EVIL. HE IS FAR FROM EVIL. He is, despite being super popular and the face of BSD, the most mischaracterized and villified character. Morally grey characters exist??!!!

5. Mori is a way worse person than Dazai ever was.

6. PM members get a free pass for any heinous crime they commit by being hot or babygirl-ified (still love them tho, we do not often discuss how bad their actions have been, you can like criminals and acknowledge they are criminals in fiction. I would add DoA to this too, but it's worse with the PM)

7. Akutagawa's abuse of Kyouka shouldn't be forgotten just because Dazai abused Akutagawa.

8. Mori emotionally manipulated and abused Dazai when he was a teen. Just because it wasn't physical, doesn't mean it was nothing.

9. Atsushi is NOT a soft boy, he is way bitter, salty and sarcastic than we give him credit

10. Poe is important to Ranpo and their friendship/relationship is wholesome as hell

11. Ranpo and Yosano's friendship is way better than them being in a relationship in the future

12. FukuFuku is better than Fukumori (imo!!!!)

13. Buying real authors work after watching BSD is actually a really good thing, since more Gen z kids (or other people) will read classics

14. There are layers to Atsushi and Akutagawa relationship/rivalry, and they have the MOST important relationship (not meaning romantic, just in general) in the entire canon.

15. Kunikida and Yosano could be a power couple

16. Fyodor is not a great villain (yet)

17. Nikolai CARRIES the DoA

18. Sigma shouldn't be in the ADA, he needs a happy home, family and some time to adjust to normal life

19. Q and Elise are both underused characters and could become a great dynamic

20. Ango deserves more love, the amount of pressure and stress he deals with is INSANE

21. It's OKAY if everyone joins the fandom for Dazai or skk (I did at first too!!)

22. Higuchi is annoying as hell. I do not get her hype, I like her but not as much as most people (just personal opinion, do not flame me 😭)

23. Everyone in The Guild is forgettable or boring (except Fitzgerald, Poe and Lucy. I like Louisa, but I forget her all the time)

24. Hetero ships are just not that great/interesting in BSD to me 🤷🏻‍♀️ (except maybe AtsuLucy or rare pairs) and female characters are not best utilised, I wish they play more major roles (can't wait for Agatha to arrive!!)

25. Some fan theories/arts get the story better than "canon" stuff at times. Fanon is NOT always the worst (sometimes enjoyable when the canon gets too dark or sad)

26. Toxic ships are okay in fiction as long as they are legal. Humans like toxic things, we consume it like junk food 💅🏻

(These are all personal opinions of mine and do not matter. Feel free to disagree. But, do not hate or be toxic!!!! 😇😇😇😇)

(PS: I compiled all these because of posts I have seen in, Reddit, Pinterest, Twitter and sometimes Tiktok. These aren't really abt you Tumblr folks. I meant to post this on reddit but did not have the courage or mental strength lol)

[pink-key]

That blade man you got. Hand em over same goes with Toby, they both being babygirl-ified I want them. SO BAD BROOOO PLEASE

-🍎

Oh take him, make pancakes out of him if you want

Sprinkle that with some Tobs too

[ros3kill3r]

hi! Just found your blog. I was wondering if you could help me cuz I'm new to the fandom and kinda confused. I thought Barty crouch Jr was a deatheater? Also, who's Evan rosier and what's his relation to barty? Not trying to be rude, just curious!

Thank you for the ask, and welcome to the fandom! :)

So basically, Barty and Evan were both death eaters, and they were both evil in the movies and the books. When we dug into Barty’s background, it was actually kind of sad and I think people in the fandom felt bad for him and decided to make him a character who was evil, but with the valid excuse to be?

I don’t like when people say we “babygirl”ified them, because that makes it sound like we made them into some cute little characters, when we DIDN’T. Yes, these characters aren’t good people. Yes, they’re murderers. And yes, they’re pureblood supremacists. But this is a fandom, and a fandom of an author who’s racist, transphobic, and homophobic. Who says we can’t grab these characters and make them our own?

And this is the overall reason why The Slytherins even exist and why we write them. Some people write them as bad characters, and others write them as characters you pity or feel sad for, and sometimes even relate too because of their problems. So Barty basically has a villain origin story if you think about it that way.

What does Evan have anything to do with Barty? Well, in the 4th movie is when we meet Barty, and when he’s in court, the prisoner who’s in the cage starts saying who was in the scene of the crime and stuff. The man in the cage says the name of the people who died, including the death eaters, and says “Evan Rosier”, who was Barty’s partner in the mission (and possibly in all his missions?)

When the man speaks this name, Barty has this reaction on his face that was indescribable. People immediately felt a spike in their gaydar and I guess they just decided to make them boyfriends since we didn’t know the truth between them, and because, again, this fandom is diverse and gives us freedom to choose and decide what we want for these characters.

Or, people didn’t even watch that scene and just made them boyfriends because there was no one else they could’ve been with. I think it started off as a crack ship (a joke ship), but then ended up getting VERY popular and nearly everyone LOVED the ship.

That’s basically it, or at least my interpretation of it and how I began shipping Rosekiller. Don’t take me as a professional or that I know everything about it lmao I don’t have a single idea how it even became a ship but most ships in this fandom are different on purpose and unexpected.

[reigningmax]

Max/Charles Fic Recs

New-ish fic recs! * Favorite ** Smut

*home (is wherever I'm with you) by @sunshineyoujustwait

Charles leaves Ferrari, tries to win a championship, and learns some things about belonging. All the while, Max is there.

(one of the best Max’s written, I fucking loved this)

Ribs by anonymous Charles injures himself before the last race of the season. The only option is to power through it.

*How to Babygirl-ify Your Boyfriend by anonymous Charles sees someone on the internet call Max babygirl. He’s instantly obsessed.

**an unconventional surprise by anonymous Pierre walks in on Charles and Max and is suddenly rather intrigued about how it would feel to bottom for the first time.

***if you pay right by @drivestraight When Pierre came out and confessed he was going through the does God still love me? crisis/cliché, Charles just could not bear to tell him he was starting to think that God didn’t love anyone.

Silly me by @nyoomleclerc “We’re not asking you to ‘woo’ him,” Christian says, looking pained at having to say the word ‘woo’, “We just need others to think you’ve wooed him.”

*backs against the wall by anonymous Max is trying to get over a crush, and Charles makes it very difficult indeed.

***want it good want it all by anonymous When Max puts the disc into the cartridge of his PS4 he isn't sure what to expect.

***objects in the mirror by @drivestraight Two Formula 1 drivers walk into a bar and accidentally have a heart-to-heart.

(the holy grail of the lestappen fics)

***like fire and powder by @grandprix-ao3 

“He told me that some Alphas, they submit. He said that submissive Alphas like to be fucked. Like girls. Like Omegas. Fuck them enough, and they will become one. You can make them your bitch.”

[steddie-island]

✍🏻WIP Weekend!!

In a reblog of this post (so people can find you in the notes) or new thread (w/ rules attached) if you want to play on your own, post up to five (5) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.

Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to play!

After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file. If the filename is one you can't share from (for example, an event or gift fic), write 3 sentences on it anyway, and then 3 more on another to share.

That’s it! You can invite others to join in, or just post.

Thank you for the tag @pearynice 🥰

I feel like my WIP list hasn't changed much, I'm at a stalemate on a few of these. But HERE WE GO!

babygirl-ify him (a part 2 to Mutually Beneficial because I am still thinking of Russ's art. )

A leg to stand on (sexworker Steve and virgin Eddie)

Radio Ga Ga (Based on this post.

Intro to Wayne (Pt 4 of Fuck His Dad, which timeline-wise actually lands before 3?)

There are others I could put on here but honestly I'm not feeling them right now, I'm stuck and frustrated with some of them and just need to take a breather. 😌

Snippet below from babygirl-ify him

“Does this actually work?” Steve trailed delicate fingers over Eddie’s tattoo, the one on his belly that read good babes get free rides.  Eddie took a long pull from his cigarette and watched his boy, with his messy hair and his swollen lips, the imprint of Eddie’s teeth decorating his shoulders. “You really asking me if this gets me pussy?” he murmured.  Steve’s cheeks went pink, and fuck, Eddie loved how easy it was to get him flush from head to toe like that. “I didn’t specify, I just asked if it ever works.” He traced over the letters again. “And that’s not an answer.”

No pressure tagging: @puppy-steve @hotluncheddie @starryeyedjanai @thisapplepielife @hellion-child If you like being tagged in these lemme know and I will make a note to tag you next time. Same for if you don't like being tagged. :)

[total-drama-brainrot]

having a minor mental breakdown trying to figure out how i want to draw noah's hair. what even is his haircut? a mullet? a jellyfish cut? whatever george michael had going in in 'last christmas'?

at this point i might as well fully babygirl-ify him and give him a wolf cut, just for simplicities' sake.

[finniestoncrane]

What If I called Riddler Babygirl ?

Babygirl Riddler

Riddler Headcanons ok but what if you did and what if they liked it because they are all very babygirl coded u-u 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: it's suggestive duh

arkham

huh, does that really suit him? i suppose if it means you're going to fuss over him and be over-enthusiastic about everything he does then he could get used to it. you are not allowed, however, to pinch his cheeks or tell him he's cute. he's not cute, he's dangerous, intelligent, tough. maybe at a push you could call him pretty. either way, you can call him your anything as long as you keep listening to him drone on about how great he is

young justice

yep. babygirl for sure. he is literally the sweetest little thing. you know it and he knows it. just makes sense for that to be his nickname. and he'll gladly live up to it. you want a simpering little bean to watch you with big, wet eyes, who hangs on your every word and who literally whines in desperation for you, you got it. all wrapped up in a little green bow

twojar

sure thing. hey, whatever comes out in the heat of the moment he's willing to roll with it. i doubt he'd be above dressing up very cute for you. lingerie, heels even, pretty lipstick? he might even be very into that. plus, he feels that servitude is owed to him. he should be waited on and cared for and fussed over, so babygirl-ify him all you want

dano

look you made him blush! he's definitely not going to turn down a nickname, especially one that you say with such joy in your voice. he likes being cute, just a little guy, having his hair tousled as he's doing his stream or planning his silly revenge crimes. nothing makes him happier than being someone's something. the sense of belonging is everything to him

capullo

no no no you're his babygirl. he's not anyone's anything, he's the riddler. he's the biggest, baddest, meanest, coolest, smartest, prettiest ever and no one better call him baby anything. but if you wanted to call him daddy, or boss, or sir, or master, or the riddler, or mr. nygma then go right ahead. nothing like a good stroke of his ego, or a stroke of any other appendages as you see fit

telltale

he is a grown man, but sure. if you want to call him babygirl, go for it. he's beyond arguing over things like this. anything to make his life easier and less stressful. and if it shuts you up and keeps you placated, all the better. hell he'd even stick a bow on his head and put on a cute skirt if it'll keep you out of his hair. it was a figure of speech! are you really into that?

gotham

roger dodger, he will take the nickname and run with it. look at that dumb little smile. he's not walking around looking that soft and that silly and not being someone's babygirl. it was just a matter of time before someone snapped him up. now quick, make him some tea and pet him on the head, maybe even pinch his little cheeks too just for good measure

unburied

damn straight he is, and you better start treating him like it. he should be revered, worshipped like the adorable little god he is. pandered to, catered to, and on the receiving end of a blow job whenever he snaps his fingers. don't look at him like that, he's just a little guy, total babygirl material, look at him batting his eyelashes you can't stay mad at him

[satancopilotsmytardis]

Also just thank you for making endeavor abusive as shit in your fics, it irks me when I see people babygirl-ify him. That treatment is only for Dabi not child abusers

Lol I get people who want to interpret hid character differently, I just happen to need an outside source of conflict in certain stories, and using Endeavor or AFO as a main villain with no redeeming qualities makes that easier!

[pedge-page]

Do you think Joel would let baby Sarah paint his face or do his hair?

I think Joel doesn't have an OPTION and will inevitably be sitting criss cross on the floor while she stands between his legs and unleashes Satan's hell in the form of pastels on his face. Also with a poked eye or two because she's not very coordinated with her fat hands yet.

Sarah 100% does his hair and this is how she babygirl-ifies him with all the hair clips reader has when she does Sarah's hair:

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She just wants daddy and her to match afterall🥺🥺