#I unironically love it

[thephouseplants]

I think modern Dan and Phil should embrace their old ways a bit more and just upload the most random stuff. You guys uploaded a video titled "THE WARDROBE" in which you build a wardrobe, and it has three million views. Where is part two? 🤨

[nico-is-a-corn-plant]

Me? Becoming a scuttlespring shipper? It's more likely than you think

[replin4mi]

fuck it, godot x gumshoe

[never-ending-fanfic]

Alright folks, so I was writing an interaction scene between Kallus and Draven for this fic's next chapter, where Draven is trying to keep Kallus from overworking himself and well, I was writing Kallus' reply, but instead of writing "I'm sorry?" as I intedned to, I clicked the suggested words on my keyboard (on accident) and it turned the dialogue into, well this:

...

Ok mate.

OK MATE.

[imaginethedragon]

I’m not 100% sure if this is where they were going with Battleship, 2012, but the concept of aliens who go to planets that contact them to play a high stakes game of… battleship, and do things like wait for their turn, is very good. You know. If we lose we get extincted but very good nonetheless

[lightasthesun]

wouldn't it be hilarious if arthur returned during a arthurian themed renfaire being held around the lake (aka Glastonbury tower)

[flashingbands]

I'm almost late but take some Kunikida doodles as a late birthday celebration!!!!!!

[snailsaresnails]

Don’t mind me guys, just playing with my worm :3 no need for alarm :3

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

came across a show called cruise ship killers which is just Peak Daytime TV Crime Documentary, and somehow i think im marathoning it and notes so far:

cruise ships continue to be the ugliest boats ever

people have to come up with real unique excuses when they killed someone on a cruise ship which led to a guy changing his story from "my wife was blown overboard" to "the ukranian government is framing me for murder".

he was found guilty. the jury did not believe all of ukraine was guilty as he claimed (this case was in the 90s btw)

several times its noted that other passengers are annoyed that their holiday has been so rudely interrupted by a murder and can everyone just hurry up please so they can continue?

on some cruises, you can go to the staff and be like "hi, my room was broken into and all they stole was my underwear, please can i move cabins?" and theyll be like "sorry, were all booked up but you can disembark at the next port we stop at on your own cost :)". this is not a surprise

theres one case where theyre like "based on the victims diary, it has to be this guy" which is a fascinating approach to solving crime that does not lead to a conviction thankfully.

the show notes "an all male jury found him not guilty" in the diary episode as if its like a bomb theyve dropped, but when your entire case is based on the victims diary, its kinda hard prove murder beyond all reasonable doubt?

as ugly as cruise ships are, they do get some real pretty shots of the ocean and coasts

they really love to just repeat the same information over and over and over again. we get it, the guy was seasick.

remember the guy who stole someones underwear? yeah, he did that and then a few hours later, the victim was dead and it wasnt him. his wife was his alibi though so im sure that was fun for him.

there was another guy who didnt kill the victim but was being creepy and after establishing it wasnt him, the captain ordered him not to talk to any other women and to stay in his cabin for the rest of the trip.

also, they found him because someone came forward and was like "i dont know his name, but hes so suntanned, hes basically a tomato, youll recognise him" and they did

i think they say a variation of "little do they know, theyll be the last person to see X alive" every episode

its always nice to know that if you do go missing/overboard on a cruise ship, theres a decent chance your death will be ruled a suicide for convenience's sake <3

[enter-the-phantom]

Finally a targeted ad worth seeing

[moonsblack]

i fucking love once upon a time because it’s so silly. like if you don’t take it seriously it’s just a fun time

[blood-orange-juice]

I love how instructions on food here are mostly written in Dutch, German and French (Germany and Belgium are nearby and we should be nice to neighbours).

Almost never English. Who cares about English.

Immigrants often only know Dutch well, English tends to degrade without use, so going to a hairdresser usually ends up in a game "which Slavic language is your first and can we please use that". Polish? Ukrainian? Croatian? Great, I'll take that over their awful English and my even worse Dutch.

[dakhau-nguyen]

I am so invested in the My Little Pony horror stories.

I love laying in bed late at night and just binge-watching all those videos.

Consuming horror media late at night while I can’t sleep is probably not the best idea. ^^’

!!not mine!!

[bookiezzz]

whenever your friends tell you about their ocs you have to pick a favorite. thems the rules

[hammill-goes-fogwalking]

hi! what’s the 5th song in the video you posted? :)

hmm that’s the song no. 5 if I counted correctly –>

[the-tenth-arcanum]

I'm subscribed to the "Under 35" English National Opera newsletter and I think this is the most unintentionally funny meme I've ever received in an email