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playing cards against my wife (the moon)
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DOG DAY AFTERNOON 1975, dir Sidney Lumet
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Tower by saminspeer on Flickr.
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We’ve trained a spider to spin webs shaped like your face. And then it catches bugs in them. Eventually, this might do something to you.
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Putting a bloody lace handkerchief in my back pocket to indicate that I'm into Victorian tuberculosis roleplay.
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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Its the moment you've all been waiting for!!!!! the grand final is upon us!!!! Who will be the champion of champions???!!!
#I mean these are all great#I went with Great Cockup but I hadn't seen Tickle Cock Bridge#I cannot take the brits seriously I'm sorry. deeply unserious nation#polls
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if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance
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If Legolas had WhatsApp

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I am DISTRAUGHT.
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fun
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well I'm sold
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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blog like no one's following you
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