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BORN WITH TEETH dir. Daniel Evans (London Wyndham’s Theatre — 13 August to 1 November 2025) ››› Ncuti Gatwa as Christopher Marlowe ››› Edward Bluemel as William Shakespeare
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Wow they really said "make him the WHITEST guy" lmao
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at least we have cartoons
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guy whose voice sounds the same when hes begging to cum and begging to be killed
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for context I've been filling my timesheets very creatively for 3.5 years
my boss was finally granted access to my timesheets and now she's got questions. it's so over
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"our trackers are under scrutiny" i smell another round of redundancies
my boss was finally granted access to my timesheets and now she's got questions. it's so over
#can't a girl just ever relax#god knows i hate this job but i cannot deal with unemployment in this economy
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I'm like if a missing person was literally right there
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my boss was finally granted access to my timesheets and now she's got questions. it's so over
#girl if you need me to accurately keep track of my time well i cannot do that.#i tried and i simply cannot do that. let me go
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IT CANNOT FUCKING THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. that's where it gets its data from. the box
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sleppy
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5 pm: i really should hang myself
9 pm: lets see whats going down on the Twix company instagram
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Sex Isn't Real And You Can't Have It
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Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.
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Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn
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