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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

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the orb continues to perplex mouse

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too many insults come from misogyny and racism and ableism we need more that come from a hatred of the bourgeoisie

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I’m such a prequel girlie at the end of the day. Hahaha yes tell me a story that was always going to happen. Tell me a story that’s been dead since the beginning

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This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen

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ill be like “ive had it” and two seconds later i will start enduring

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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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this hit me like a truck

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being 4 legged probably feels good as hell you're literally made to be twice as good at walking around. and baby i love walking around

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Tailgaters are idiots on principle, but they're especially stupid when they get behind me, because I slow down when people are tailgating me, and they have no choice but to slow down too.

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The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

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"You have found my darkest secret," the dragon said. "You can never reveal it."

"I will not," said the knight, "but why is it such a horrible secret?"

"It's my one vulnerability."

"This?"

The knight scritched between the dragon's horns.

"Mmm," it purred.

"This is nice."

"Mrrmrm."

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CAT showcasing equipment during an indoor demo for potential buyers