#I love these dumb dumb gay boys

[zer0brainc3lls]

Newtmas headcanons pt2!

Newt and Thomas both read and they just sit in bed together reading all the time, ever so often gasping and going "you'll never guess what just happened-"

Newt is a chronic clothes THIEF. he doesn't buy baggy clothes because he will just go and steal Thomas's stuff 😭 "its not your shirt, its OUR shirt. big difference." "I BOUGHT IT?!" "AND I PICKED IT FOR YOU!" "YEAH I SEE WHY NOW"

Thomas would see little trinkets or flowers and just give it to Newt with little to no context except maybe "for you!" "i found this" Newt has kept every single one. he presses the flowers and keeps them in a book, the trinkets are in a box.

Newt got told by a doctor he should be using a cane, Newt refused but made the fatal mistake of complaining to Thomas about it.. Newt now has a cane decorated with stickers.

before Newt got the flare he had a weaker immune system then the other guys (aka they have really strong immune systems and his was just normal so everyone thought his was weak) but after he got the flare and got cured it ACTUALLY got weak, like a cold for someone else will have him in bed for days vomiting :( Thomas however almost never gets sick.. so he takes care of sick Newt OFTEN

Newt loves taking care of plants, Thomas cannot keep them alive.

Thomas is wearing shorts in the freezing cold, Newt is in multiple layers the moment the temperate gets even slightly cold

Newt is a flower crown/bracelet WARRIOR. Anytime Thomas comes home with flowers he found if he has enough Newt makes them into bracelets for Thomas to wear around (sometimes he makes crowns but he usually makes bracelets because it’s more practical for Thomas)

Thomas won’t take the bracelets off unless he’s showering/sleeping (so they don’t break) and will wear them till they have withered off

Thomas BEGGED Newt to teach him how to plait hair, once he got it down he plaits Newts hair for him

Thomas sometimes has a hard time focusing, and will sometimes not look at people while they are talking (not in a rude way!!) and Newt will just tap him on the shoulder if it’s someone else but if Thomas is “ignoring” HIM.. yk that move he did to frypan when he was looking at Teresa? Yeah. That gets Thomas’s attention alright 😭 example:

Newt: yeah so then-

Thomas: *staring off into the distance, fiddling with his hands deep in thought*

Newt: *rolls his eyes and grabs Thomas’s face and makes him look at him* y’know you’re s’pose to look at people when they talk to ya Tommy

Thomas: *red in the face* uhm- yeah you’re right- sorry what did you say hun?

(Newt knows this gets Thomas flustered btw. Uses it to his upmost advantage)

When Newt got the cure (I’m insane) he still suffered from the rare burst of anger/paranoia and on very very bad days hallucinations, since he was past the gone when he got the cure. No where near as bad to when he had the flare but still bad none the less, Thomas reassures him constantly and helps him calm down.

Being sick is a massiveee trigger for Newt. Fever, flu, vomiting you name it he’s on edge. Sometimes he gets in his own head and second guesses if he’s really cured but once again Thomas saves the day and is always there for him when he’s sick, staying home more to make sure he’s ok. (Writing a small fic about this btw!!!)

Newt is a back rub fanatic. Loves them. Receiving end or giving he does NOT care!! Thomas figured this out and whenever Newt is upset Thomas rubs his back

Fav kiss placements (giving and receiving):

Newt: gives cheek and neck kisses, loves receiving normal, forehead/hair kisses & neck kisses

Thomas: gives normal, just all over Newts face & neck kisses, loves receiving neck kisses and cheek kisses

More on neck kisses specifically there is a reason beside lust!! Its pulse points, reminds them that this is infact real and the other is ok :)

When they hold hands they sometimes check each others pulses out of habit, if in a uncomfortable scenario one will check the others and if it’s higher they gesture with a head nod if the other wants to leave

They both underestimate their own injuries, the other freaks out when the other is slightly sick/injured because in the scorch tiny cuts or the flu were very dangerous. Not much medicine or anything. Even in the safe haven, it’s a habit they won’t get rid of convinced it keeps them safe. They had a rule in the scorch that they had to tell the other if they were injuried since they own they themselves won’t see it as a big deal. Example:

*in the safe haven*

Thomas: hey Newt I got this cut on my hand today *shows palm, slight cut still bleeding*

Newt: *eyes widen in shock, grabbing Thomas’s hand careful not to touch the wound dragging him away*

Brenda: where are you going?!

Newt: to bandage it!! *tugs Thomas’s faster*

They do the whole deal. Cleaning, bandaging double checking etc :( poor boys

Newt tops, Thomas bottoms. No further questions!!

They are NOT picky eaters. At all. Plates fully clean, they do have favourites though

Newt: he loves sweet foods but also loves spicy food, adores pineapple with his whole heart

Thomas: loves salty food, not the biggest fan of spice. Loves carrots and apples though (the carrot one is canon I think)

Going on about food, they share food without question. Apple? Cut in half. Got a snack? Got extra for the other. The other still has food on their plate (very rare) the other will finish it off.

In the wicked facility whenever Thomas ever saw Newt besides sneaking out (rare af) sometimes they would purposely bump into each other just for an excuse to say hi, very very quickly whispering anything important before being ushered away

Sometimes, the others wouldn’t be there when Thomas snuck around so there were a handful of times it was just Thomas and Newt. Newt remembers this and told Thomas, Thomas however doesn’t and is very sad about it. :(

They have perfected lip reading to a tee. Having full on silent convos while everyone else is just like “really?! AGAIN?” Example:

*Newt and Thomas silently talking, gesturing a fuckton with there faces*

Minho: *whispers to Brenda* I’m slowly figuring out that lil shucking language they got going on

Brenda: *whispers back* how?!

They started learning in the scorch, since they rarely got a moment alone they would silently talk strategy. Slowly but surely it turned into silent flirting in the safe haven so Newt will just mouth something and and Thomas will go OUTLOUD “NEWT. NOT HERE!!” “Tommy they don’t know what I’m saying remember??” “… oh yeah”

Before they got together they got into heated arguments and even got slightly physical, all jokes of course but they would shove eachother around and grabbing each others shirts to “emphasise their point” (GAYYYY 🫵🫵🫵🫵)

Another long yap session, expect more. Also new lil fic on working on but do not threat!! I bet on losing dogs chapter 4 IS COMING OUT SOON. And I may write a short lil spin off of Thomas’s worst flare moments in his pov if yall would enjoy that. And soon one of my moots requested a Jeff x reader fic I usually don’t write those but that will be out soon too!!

[kb11rd]

Alright man alright.

[madkiska]

bunch of lads from different aus teehee

[denebolablack]

Tony: *Working with his tablet with his head on Steve's lap and his legs on Bucky's lap*

Tony: *Suddenly stops moving*

Bucky: You okay, doll?

Tony: *Eyes wide open* Have you both been flirting with me this whole time?

Bucky: Well, I'm glad that you finally seem to notice, sugar.

Steve: Does it make you uncomfortable, Tons?

Tony: *Thinks about it for a moment*

Tony: Nope, keep going, soldiers. I want more ☺️

Bucky & Steve: *Smile like fools and give the genius all the cuddles they have been wanting to give him*

[a-silly-alterhuman]

long needed intro post!!!

sooo idk how to make one so ill try!! i am a trans masc/boyflux who is unlabeled and aceflux! if your close/a mutual i am ok with JOKE flirting please do not truly hit on me or signify anything 18+ or nsfw as i am a minor and do not feel comfortale with all that. if you a blog thats primarly nsfw or 18+ you can like and stuff but dont follow preferably! i am a therian, otherkin, funlink, and otherhearted (also a furry) my kintypes go as followed : theriotypes : deer, border collie, german shepherd wolfdog, deer, and pyroraptor!! heartypes : andro selkie, green rose chafer beetle otherkintypes : forest angel/stone angel funlinks : fluttershy and princess luna (both from mlp)

pronouns : he/they/it/xe (and rlly any xenos just nothin fem pref) im an age regressor and a suspected system (osdd-1b and self confirmed waiting on therapist.) i usually call myself a dog boy lol. i love interacting with my mutuals to!! im open to art trades for everyone (no 18+ or nsfw tho) just ask and we can do it! im pretty akward usually tho and have anxiety so its hard for me to keep a conversation! I am hellenic/pagan to! tell me/ask me if u want to know anything else! DNI : pedos, zoos, anti-recovery, pro-israel (i stand with palestine 101%), anti-xenogenders/xenopronouns/neopronouns, rcta, ddlg, ageplay, k!nk, endos (im kinda neutral on yall but i dont like yall), terfs, proship, ableist,transid, and the basics that i forgot!

(ALSO ENDO NEUTRALS YOU CAN STILL INTERACT I DONT MIND JUST PRO ENDOS OR ENDO SYSTEMS DNI!!)

(website is blinkie maker btw!!)

[reineyday]

alex is so real for not realizing he was bi despite the amount of times he was clearly checking out and appreciating other men. it really do be like that.

[cto10121]

Actually, the fact that Bella had to think about who was more beautiful—Rosalie, whose literal vampire GIFT is her beauty, and Edward, who is not described as extraordinarily beautiful by any other vampire—speaks volumes. Volumes.

[tigerplushh]

Today . I am thinking about how many times I have reduced my identity to labels that are easier for cishet people to comprehend that don’t really describe who I am because I don’t expect them to empathise or try to understand my experiences as a genderqueer/trans person and and and AND AND AND

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

You knew my mother was here | Moth Work

Lonan has stopped paddling. The canoe sits in the middle of the lake, lifeless like a bone in the water. He’s turned so Harrison sees him in profile and can’t tell if it’s relieving or worrying to see his face. Lonan’s jaw is taut, like there are words he wants to say but can’t. Filling up the hollow bone. He blinks slowly, like he’s trying to re-centre himself, his chest quivering with breaths meant to steady him. The water laps at the base of the canoe, whirling like his head. Dark hair tangles down his cheeks like the fingers of a poltergeist.

“You knew my mother was here,” Lonan says.

“Yes.”

“How?”

“Research.”

LONAN PORTRAIT TO GRACE (HAUNT?) YOUR DASH!! <3

Excerpt circa 2019.

[exx-ceptional]

I don't even know why there's so much slander for my bbg?? He's another loser pretty blonde boy that I can add to my collection he's so just so funny if Mihoyo doesn't make this man a himbo or at least have a fresh! sans type of personality I will LOSE it.

And Topaz is also pretty as well- like no one talks about these two and it HURTS SO MUCH- Like look at her and her little smug looking smirk with those devious thoughts I believe in women's WRONGS if she ever is a type of villain cause: ???? YES???

[sovieshu-simp]

Just them having a date in ferris Wheel.

Original:

They dumb together ❤️ 🙄

Also, Happy Pride month! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[homeless202]

hmmm, sounds sus.

[alexisneedssleep]

Forever anxious about the part of TKM where the three star players take shit care of themselves the night before the championship game

Kevin gets a tattoo (aren’t you not supposed to work out right after a fresh tat???) and is roaring drunk so he’s bound to be tired and dehydrated the next day

Andrew and Neil literally stay up until dawn kissing so no sleep for them either

Literally THREE WHOLE BOOKS lead up to this moment and Neil almost died trying to make it to this game and they all just piss away those valuable hours of sleep before the most important game of their lives so far?!?!?!

It makes me SO FUCKING anxious oh my-

[chiistarri]

peter is the best ttpd song

[mothgardens]

if u. if u like bisexuals that are sososososo implied but not canon. u will love eric matthews from boy meets world <3

s5 onwards especially! some of the writers did want him to be canon and u can tell

I FORGOT TO MENTION HIM BUT UGH ILYSM FOR MENTIONING HIM BC OMG—

i watched Boy Meets World like 3 years ago?? and I instantly fell hard for his character bc he is also a dumb and goofy bi man who is written to really love women but is also the butt of every gay joke and I LOVE THOSE CHARACTERS— and him and Shawn’s older brother!!! Jack !!!

there is one like 8 or 10 minutes compilation of youtube of Eric and him being gay that I used to watch all the time !!

I need to rewatch that show omfg. You brought me back into the light, blue, you’re my hero.

[poems-of-a-lover]

i wanna match pfps with someone sooooo bad cmon now