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Arthur about to start a full on market brawl with the new hot and homicidal wizard in town
#listen#tell me I’m wrong#literally the first thing arthur’s crush did was insinuate he has magic and try to murder arthur#and arthur’s dumb gay ass was like ‘I share your love language’ and handed him a mace#this boy really defied the highest law of camelot and threw away his father’s 20 year legacy on spot to live out his dom/sub fantasy#we love to see it#when arthur sometimes tries to play dom later on#as if their entire relationship didn’t start because he was turned on by almost being murdered#boy really snapped from zero to ‘there’s something about you merlin’ faster than grunhilda’s tongue#iconic#two sides of the same feral gay#the og dumb gays#truly the dumbest gays since 5AD#in a land of myth#and a time of gays#merlin#arthur pendragon#merthur#bbc merlin
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Can't believe my current hyperfixation broke me out of my month long streak of being unable to write anything just to write a potentially long ass byler fic when I never write romance. I'm so fixated on the idea of will getting to have something good happen to him
#stranger things#byler#and the worst part is (i say as if this isn't the thing i find fun) that my brain gets obsessed with character dynamics#and currently i belive the theory that mike has been a closeted homosexual this whole time and has been pushing his feelings for will onto#el (tho i'll be psyched if it turns out he's bi. it's just that the closeted homosexual theory seems to have more evidence pointing towards#it)#so because of that there's more than just will and mike to consider#el needs proper closure and understanding of the situation#and mike needs to confront that maybe he's never liked girls and that he can love el and it doesn't need to be romantic#and i also need to throw in will subtly coming out because mike was prodding into the idea of him having a crush on someone ELSE (gasp!#shock! horror!)#and guessed max of all people just cause she was the only girl in hawkins he could think of. and like he's just a fucking idiot huh#and then he thinks oh yeah maybe will likes boys and he's so fucking stupid that he can't see what's right in front of his face#even when will is like uhhh no?? i don't like lucas like that u idiot?? but would it be a problem if i like boys?#and mike is like oh fuck is that an option while in his head. and saying no that'd he great. cause he's so fucking gay#and he's just so dumb. he's a mess. i'd love to study him. i mean i am technically. isn't that what writing a fic from mike's pov is about#sorry for the rant my brain hasn't shut up for over a week#and then after all of this i'm gonna have to keep going huh#i'm gonna have to vecna SOMEONE#what is this gonna be??? like a 10K one-shot??? PANDA???#if i never finish this i'm literally gonna be so mad
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The more I think about the guest for Mr spider episode the more Jon pisses me off. Like. He doesn't believe shit other people say but he was touched by the web day one???? You think you're so special????? You were??? I guess?? But still smh
#main character syndrome#dramatic gay boy#i love you but i hate you#you dumb idiot#tma#the magnus archives#jon sims
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Should I be sleeping? Yes.
Will I be able to fall asleep? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z
#ahhhhhhgviibihiih#i would take a melatonin gummy but they make me feel weird#so i must try to RELAX#but that's probably the hardest thing for me to do#i can just lay here and still have 234554 thoughts a second FOR WHAT#i don't even know#anyways#i hope you all enjoy these pictures of me being dumb#very that#super gorge#love you ALLLLL#gay#gay teen#me#selfie#gay boy#gay man#gay men#mine
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It's nearly 2 am, I have to be up early tomorrow, and I'm sobbing my eyes out to Angelo Volta's official Spotify playlist
#yes I am normal human being#this is normal#it's perfectly fine to stay up this late#volta means the world to me#both him and Sebastian are so dumb#i love them and hate them at the same time#scrunkly boys#night shift podcast#angelo volta#sebastian fen#nyxrising#keep going gay people#you'll get there#one day#maybe
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this man has never had a stable relationship in his life
#loki#mobius#lokius#loki laufeyson#mobius m mobius#loki disney+#art#fanart#loki art#i got my second covid shot yesterday and it took me literally all day to do this shitty drawing#i love my dumb gay boys#mine#mah art
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Steve and Billy are fuck buddies, but they haven’t kissed.
They think if it goes to that then things would get way more intimate than they already are, even though Billy practically fucks Steve almost everyday.
But then one rainy night when they were at Steve’s house, things changed.
They’ve had too many drinks by now and Steve had found his way into Billy’s lap, giggling to something stupid the other had said and wrapped his arms around the others neck while Billy had put his hands on the others ass.
When Steve looked down at the other after his laughing had calmed down, he just couldn’t resist himself when Billy looked up at him like that.
So, he leaned down and when their lips touched, Steve swore his heart skipped a beat.
Billy didn’t react at first, too shocked by the kiss and that made Steve nervous and almost pull away, preparing to say excuses, that it was because he was drunk and wasn’t thinking straight.
But then strong arms wrapped around his waist and he was pulled tight against the others chest.
Billy finally kissed him back, deepening it and Steve moaned when he realized Billy wanted him back like this too.
They made out for a while and when they finally pulled away from each other, they both couldn’t help the blush that creeped up their faces and their soft smiles.
”Shit, Harrington. Could’ve warned a man…” Billy murmured while moving Steve’s bangs away from his face and leaned in to kiss him again.
Steve laughed into the kiss and hugged Billy tighter.
#dumb boys who fall in love#LOVE TO WRITE IT#i love to write them being like ’’fucking isnt too gay but kissing is!!’’#LOL#ofc they know they af for each other so they arent against it at all but they think it would just make things more complicated if they kiss#spoiler alert! it wont..#harringrove#steve harrington#billy hargrove#stranger things#billy x steve#stranger things season 2#st s2#stranger things season 3#st s3#ficlet#writing#text#au#harringrove headcanon#headcanon
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I remembered that in 2020 i did like a shit ton of promare fan arts... Old art dump!
#promare#anime#anime fanart#anime boy#anime art#fanart#art dumb#digital painting#gay character#lgbtq#artists on tumblr#lio fotia#galo thymos#i love this himbo#i love lio fotia in general#like i was. obsessed.#blorbo#they are in my microwave
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THEY REALLY HAD RIN CALL BON “PRINCESS” AND “BABE” AND EXPECT NOTHING TO COME OUT OF THAT HUH
#I am very late to Kyoto Saga sue me#I’m late but I’m fucking screaming#blue exorcist#ao no excorsist#bonrin#gay gay homosexual gay#I love my dumb bi boys#please I am starved for BonRin content everything in BE is twincest
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Tartaglia tried to suprise 'Luc with a fancy date, including mocktails. But our buddy Childe never actually used any of the fancy equipment before (read: he used a jar as a shaker).
But he wanted to be fancy. So he used the proper stuff anyways. And that's when the suprise stopped being a suprise, because he couldn't open the goddamn shaker. Like. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't do shit. So he went to Diluc, totally defeated.
And Diluc just looks at him, snorts, opens it without any issues, and decides not to tell his lover that all you need to do is tilt the upper half a little, and it pops right open.
Ok, but imagine Childe just being so absolutely like, "I will fucking beat this god damn contraption" he has been challenged and will not accept defeat.
I can see him ruining so many shakers by forcing them open. And just bending them, so they don't seal properly again. And Diluc just watches him try and make him these mocktails and is just like.
"This man is an idiot, but I love him so much."
Also, Diluc trying to teach him other bartending tricks. And Childe just doesn't have that kind of coordination. He is frustrated, but seeing Diluc laugh and help him gives the best feeling.
Honestly, Childe put his all into learning new skills. But if it's not fighting, he's not as patient, and it takes him longer. But he's too determined to give up. Diluc loves seeing Childe expand his hobbies and interests, especially if it's something they can do together.
#Dumb gay boys i love them so much#Diluc#Diluc Ragnvindr#Diluc Genshin Impact#Childe#Childe Genshin Impact#Tartaglia#Ajax#Ajax Genshin Impact#Chiluc#Diluc x Childe#Childe x Diluc
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This is my legacy
#this is my legacy#welcome to thee dumb merlin blog#come for merlins lack of brain cells#stay for my lack of brain cells#roasting this boy like he’s the chicken gwaine and percival stole#which very much tracks with my goal of giving every post on this blog the vibe of being summoned by dumb gays in a vent#it’s what the triple goddess would have wanted#the greatest sorcerer ever to walk the earth#and the dumbest bitch ever to be dragged#the number of episodes is finite but the dumbassery is infinite#the og dumbass#truly the dumbest lil disaster since 500AD#he’s so dumb and I love him so much#merlin#bbc merlin
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Lucifer, avatar of Pride and gay icon
He does fit the Gay Icon Requirements, such as:
[x] Bad Relationship With Parents
[x] Found Family Trope
[x] Ineffectual Pining
[x] No Straight Person Would Stand Like That
[x] Has Done Drag, Will Do Drag Again
[x] Acts Tough, Flusters At Affection
[x] I Won't Blush At Sexual Intimacy But Run Your Fingers Through My Hair And I'll Have An Outer Body Experience
[x] Vulnerability? Never Heard Of Her
[x] (Disgusted Noise)
[x] Demonised By Society (Literally)
We got him, boys. The true Gay Icon.
#danteintherambles#Honestly tho I do love how Solmare writes the bros#Like ok sometimes the game does still feel p. heavily fem-MC leanin#But also? None of the boys feel Straight :tm:#Like y'know?? Sometimes you play an otome game and it's HELLA obvi that they Only Like Girls#Or they have that dumb moment like OMG No I'm Not Gay Ew and you're like wow ok thnx#OR they just kinda do that thing where like?? Idk how to word it but you know the one#Where they treat the MC like a gender conforming cis girl who is petite and meek even tho the game supposedly don't do that#OM doesn't have that so much. And I goddamn LOVE it bc these boys read convincably queer#Without being stereotypes or falling into harmful pitfalls. Like. Fuck man idk#Solmare figured out the formula just right and I'm livin for it
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If I see anyone, especially a white, say that love, victor is a straight gay story I’m going to rip your heart out through your ass and eat it.
“But it’s written through a hetero lens!! Because he likes sports and doesn’t wear makeup!!! It’s catering to the straights!!”
Or you know it could be that people experience sexuality differently. Especially when you grow up in a culture that is very catholic, machista, and tries to sanitize queerness by never discussing it unless it’s criticism about an openly gay Latin pop star that “acts too gay.” Like I’m sorry I didn’t grow up in a white liberal nuclear suburban family with super cool and progressive parents that let me play with trucks instead of dolls and wouldn’t examine everything I do under a microscope after coming out (which is why I plan on never coming out to my family as well as avoiding the “I thought you were smarter than that” remark). My mom had me have my ears pierced when I was an infant because in Latino culture, “girls that don’t wear earrings will be mistaken for boys” and despite me hating wearing earrings, it took me 14 years to take them off because my mom kept refusing as she claimed that I was gonna be a boy. Ridiculous isn’t it? But that’s the culture I was raised in. I pretty much had to repress my identity and never fully understand it until I got older (and still don’t fully understand it) because I had to act how my culture wants me to act and like what my culture wants me to like. Seeing someone that looks like he could be my family member and comes from the same culture I’m from, figure out how sexuality and having questions and not knowing what to do makes me feel validated. Because I also didn’t know what to do. I still feel like I’m not queer enough because of the bullshit discourse about it (among other things) not being queer enough. And I think y’all need to shut up sometimes. Not everyone has had the same exact experiences contrary to all the “did we all live the same life” posts on here.
#love victor#I understand it being corporate friendly with all the gen z lingo and references being shoe horned in#but saying it’s not gay enough bc victor isn’t a theater kid with blue hair and a ukelele to sing Steven universe songs#is dumb as fuck like they discuss this in the first AND second season#the poor boy was too scared to lose his virginity for god’s sake#he was too scared to have gay sex for the first time and was hoping to get advice from an ADULT IN COLLEGE/COLLEGE GRADUATE#lgbt discourse
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*does my fruity little hand gestures that make you fall in love with me*
#emmett is yelling#my limp wrist brings all the boys to the yard? i fuckin wish#fall in love with me please im flamboyant and dumb#part of that is also just like. stimming for me agjsdk so#gay#queer#bisexual#lgbt#mlm#mlnb#achillean#diamoric#men loving men#meme#shitpost#??? tags. hard.
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I never payed any mind to Young and Collins until I stumbled across your blog and now I’m ASHDJDKS-ing because both times John got fouled Trae checked on him and then they walked down the court with their arms around each other 😫
YESSSSS my POWER my INFLUENCE !! my MALEWIFE GIRLBOSS P R O P A G A N D A !! it's about DRIVE it's about POWER it's about the CARING of a MAN from another MAN
LIKE... FOR INSTANT...CE (instance) .... hawks vs cavs play-in... A HUGE john collins malewife era. There's him sitting on the bench all hunched forward because he can't be a normal person chillin in some fancy smancy clothes NOOO he HAS to be IN the game COACHING AND OBSERVING diligent!! from the SIDELINES in stupid athletic clothing. Long sleeve white running jacket wearin ass. can't sit like a normal person ass. Kyphosis causin ass. Gay ass. Anyways, here's him (a normal man) normally watching trae normally a normal Amount. All is Good. . for Now.
TRAE HURT ?!?!????? TRAE HURT!!! TRAE HURT TRAE HURT ⁉️⁉️
why is john.. literally like. Cringing over it ? He looks like he's in more pain than trae, WHO IS IN ACTUAL PAIN??? LOOK AT HIS ARMS??? they go WHUHHUH?!??!? almost IMMEDIATELY. Like hes gonna just jump into the game and start whoopin some ass unwarrantedly all because his tiny comfort man got hurt ! ALSO... notice how John is the first to react to trae getting hurting.. literally no one else doin it like Him. It really makes you wonder just How he noticed so Fast ? ( he's gay and he was watching trae the entire time from the sidelines. . . You know... just... responsible team captain thaaangz. . .)
'TRAEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!! TRAE!!! TrA E !!?!?? DID SOMEONE PUNCH YOU IN YOUR P*NIS TRAE?!??!?!?? DO YOU WANT ME TO PUNCH THEM IN T H E I R P*NIS?? I'LL PUNCH THEIR P*NIS , TRAE !!!!! I WILL! FOR YOU! J U S T for YOU!!!! TRAE!!! HANG ON BUDDY!!!' meanwhile trae just landed funny.. no one hurt him.. no one punched him in his p*nis.. John is just panicking and he's STILL the only one who's noticed.
John immediately crosses into court and calls a timeout because he has that homosexual power. And, as per usual, is RIGHT at trae's side like a concerned soccer mom seeing her kid get concussed by the boy with the bun. Wait. Are those. The Kanye Crocs. That's so. Im not gonna say anything actually. But that Did just add so many loser points to military brat John's cringe collection..
John then is the only teammate to help trae up. He probably orchestrated his solo help because he was literally watching trae the whole time and taking up all the close space around him. Unreasonable unhinged gay behavior we Love to See it. They are so tender... and only They can understand.... their weird little love
Real John milf body build right here. Oh and also the hand still on trae's arm even after trae is safely up... look at john .. lingering.. clinging to another man. So inspirational man
Trae then swings his arm around the help's shoulder so he can hobble back through the tunnel, but he accidentally swings off john's hand holding which is :( saddening :-(. John's a little upset by it but he still follows like a pitiful little puppy because he is but a simple dumbass in love with an evil little being
#malewife girlboss love cannot be toppled!#i gotta give yall the deets n differences on the girlbosses who get topped (kyle) and the girlbosssz who top (trae) tho#but for now... we focus on The Loyalty#the loyalty of two losers downbad and devoted#john being raised an orderly military man who loves to follow rules almost religiously#vs him falling in love with the baddest (and by bad i dont mean hot edgy bad but just bad in general: looks voice actions thoughts)boy trae#not in the sexy getaway on a motorcycle opposites attract because good loooves bad#but in the 'they both connect because theyre both dumbasses with more noticeable differences but nonetheless dumb'#the way they both watch out for the other... them being the first ones to each others side...#overreacting and ready to fight for their bf who probably just tripped on his own feet#theyd fight the dirt for each other and i Love that for them#john would scold the dirt&wag his finger while threatenin 'groundin the ground' then end up laughin2hard at his own stupid pun to remember#while trae would probably pour acid in the dirt or smthin#but theyd both punch it most definitely#nothin fulfills me more than somehow robing others into my multishipper schemes#my porpoise... my GOAL!!#trae gotta make sure john is alright!!!!! he cant risk losing him again!#he misses his malewife !!!!! having him trophy it up on the sidelines is NOT enough they need to be touching ALWAYS#nothing 'sus' about it <- yes there is there is So Much to be sus about actually like an overwhelming amount#im glad to have my gay ppl PROPAGANDA S P RE A D !!!! I care them so munch.. SO IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE OTHERS CARIN TOO!#now u shall be forever plauged by their boyfriend activities after every fall 😊😊 we love not being able to act normal#ted asks#john/trae#enjoyed this ask VERY much!!!!#their LOVE !!!
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Ok, so first Sukka is one of the best ships in atla, I stand behind you at that and I also quite dislike the second ship. BUT Zuko is a million times better then Katara. She is an ignorant little waterbender from episode 1 till the very end and Zuko is simply amazing. His character ark, his beginnings, his redemption arc. Mwah, chef kiss. And did Katara bring us a character as universely beloved as Uncle Iroh? No? Well point for Zuko.
Great job anon I hate Zuko now!
#jokes I love that gay boy but like...what the fuck#I would write a thing abt how Katara is simply better is every way but I have no energy but anon please know that you are dumb as SHIT#seriously...rocks for brains.....#1. it was a joke 2. Katara is just. simply better than anyone ever and I’m sorry you can’t see that#also abt uncle war criminal Iroh....ok#“’ignorant little waterbender’ girl is the OPPOSITE of ignorant ?? and why did you include waterbender like it’s anything less than amazing?#‘Zuko was a imperialist lil selfish shit for all of season one but KATARA is the ignorant one#ok............#I love Zuko! so much. but this is so fucking annoying if u have opinions like this I sincerely don’t need to hear them#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#anon#asks
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