#Loser blonde
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I don't even know why there's so much slander for my bbg?? He's another loser pretty blonde boy that I can add to my collection he's so just so funny if Mihoyo doesn't make this man a himbo or at least have a fresh! sans type of personality I will LOSE it.
And Topaz is also pretty as well- like no one talks about these two and it HURTS SO MUCH- Like look at her and her little smug looking smirk with those devious thoughts I believe in women's WRONGS if she ever is a type of villain cause: ???? YES???
#Aventurine HSR#Loser blonde#pretty blonde#stop aventurine hate rn#MAKE HIM A HIMBO RIGHTN OW#pretty pretty boy#need to be IN this mf#this man makes me gay#??? why#AVENTURINE??? must be a himbo must be a dumb little puppy he has to be he HAS TO be.#Honkai: star rail#I love blondes so much#Durandal still better in the end#No hate to my gambling little loser tho <3#notice how I peeped in fresh! sans#fresh sans why are you here?#Topaz HSR#Topaz is so prtty and prtty help#Need both of them to step on me pweaee#I believe in women's WRONGS#Yes babe I still love you after committing mass murder and slaughter <3
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cute n silly unfinished sketch
and bonus bart:
#my art#dc#cissiecassie#cissie king jones#cassie sandsmark#bart allen#as much as i love cissiecassie realistically i think theyd have a kind of endlessly pining hopeless romance that never really goes anywhere#and then when theyre older they commiserate about being each others first crush#but i can also see them being soulmates look idk idk ive been bewitched by the blonde losers
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Rebirth did not give me the Aerith Cloud losers Club that i wanted so im making it myself
#literally#the whole point Remake and Rebirth been hammering is Aerith and Cloud are pathetic pining losers who can’t be separated from their Z or T#Cloud and Aerith canceling each others braincells i will not accept anything else#Aerith Gainsborough#cloud strife#zack fair#tifa lockhart#ffvii rebirth#ffvii r#zerith#Cloti#My art#Blonde pining losers Club AU
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pee
#loser guy#i would cry if i had to be the yellow ninja i just know they would call him master of piss#also blonde jay !!!!!#libber genes !!!#ninjago#kunsho#kunshoart#lego ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago jay
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pathetic man crushing on blond guy who smells nice like lavender
#nimona#nimona art#nimona movie#nimona ballister#nimona ambrosius#ballister blackheart#ballister boldheart#ballister fanart#ballister x ambrosius#ambrosius goldenloin#go for it#pathetic loser#sad pathetic silly man crushing on some guy really like ????? especially some blonde likeee get over it UGHHHH#goldenheart
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broke: luke was percy’s bisexual awakening
woke: beckendorf was percy’s bisexual awakening
#blond loser or Strong CHAD!!! ur choice#i love beckendorf he was the ultimate wingman#too bad he died before canon percabeth 😔#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#percy#charles beckendorf#luke castellan#pjo#pjato#pjo/hoo#heroes of olympus#rrverse#riordanverse#rick riordan#chanposting
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part two of an odd textual mystery analysis (haikaveh focus)
(part one of my thoughts can be found here!)
immediately after wrapping things up at the house of daena, kaveh takes to finding alhaitham solely in order to tell him what went down regarding the book (i've heard that in the CN, kaveh apparently looked for alhaitham for half a day??? help. the dedication)
alhaitham is shown to leave his perusing of a book stall to approach kaveh when called, which is an extra animation? (for me this is similar to the extra animations in the flashback scene within their house in cyno's story quest ii, with alhaitham putting the book down when interacting with kaveh)
kaveh teases alhaitham, making him guess what he has in his bag - to which alhaitham goes along with, with his own dry sense of humour, guessing that it's the book, to which kaveh counters, but actually confirms by telling him that it's The Book
kaveh tells alhaitham about the circling of names being due to him as an inadvertent instigator, to which alhaitham replies that he knew something like this would happen, ever since he saw Kaveh having circled the murderer's name - to which kaveh questions, because kaveh recalls returning the book to the house of daena after doing so?
only for alhaitham to reveal that he read the book (previously?/after?) in the house of daena.. and that kaveh left the book in the study, after he circled the name of the killer. meaning that alhaitham saw the book that kaveh took out of the library, and was comfortable enough to open it, because he knew kaveh would be fine with it, because the study is their shared space??
(this reminds me a parade of providence where kaveh stresses that it's fine to look through documents that alhaitham has left out, since alhaitham wanted kaveh to look through them, but now it seems that the study is canonically their shared place? im thinking of kaveh's birthday letter calling it 'my' study, due to him being so comfortable with his residency with alhaitham... oh :D)
kaveh being embarrassed about being caught out, but not annoyed with alhaitham looking through the book. they really are at so much more ease with each other!!
kaveh then asking if alhaitham if circled a name, to which alhaitham confirms, saying that the second one (green ink... being the complimentary colour to kaveh's red ink okay...) is his, all in order to signal a red herring to throw off the people checking out the book after kaveh, in order to avoid kaveh spoiling the killer
kaveh then questions why alhaitham only circled one, in contrast to other people, to which alhaitham rationalises by saying that circling two names is more than enough to avoid a spoiler, considering that kaveh used permanent ink when creating the spoiler
kaveh pulls alhaitham up on this and says that alhaitham only circled one name on the first page, too, because he thought it would be funny - to which alhaitham agrees, saying it's more fun that reading the book, and kaveh agrees!
in the line with their new rapport in bickering in cyno's story quest 2, this truly is just inconsequential bickering, they're enjoying each other's responses and chasing it, not misunderstanding the other and actively getting hurt. they've improved so much!!
alhaitham congratulating kaveh on officially owning the book, to which kaveh dismisses dejectedly - the camera pans out onto the traveller and paimon, but we see alhaitham say something to kaveh, continuing their banter outside of the player's knowledge
this quest essentially happened because alhaitham and kaveh are that comfortable in sharing things with each other, and believing the other to want to share things, such as alhaitham perusing through a book that kaveh checked out from the house of daena, and feeling comfortable enough to interfere with one of kaveh's actions - using permanent ink to spoil the killer, in order to avoid spoilers for the next person, and, perhaps dually, repercussions on kaveh's part. kaveh shows no upset with this action, nor alhaitham looking through the book he left in the study
it nicely ties together the beginning and the end - kaveh and alhaitham dually act as the catalyst for the quest in their actions regarding the book, and we immediately cut to kaveh going to tell alhaitham about it when the problem is sorted. we start with alhaitham and kaveh, although we don't know it at first, and we end with them? it's an inconsequential quest, v fun, and v silly, but i love how we get lil insights into haikaveh's life in their home outside of the player <333
#haikaveh#kavetham#an odd textual mystery#genshin impact#kaveh#alhaitham#im the npc in the background fretting over losing a sale because pretty blond man showed up and loser nerd was distracted#also alhaitham thinking this whole thing is hilarious IS FUNNY and kaveh conceding that circling names is the best part of the book like...#i love them and theyre so interested in each other#kaveh interrogating alhaitham here on his actions just to call him out and then question him more... please it's a bit embarrassing#theyre so comfortable with each other!!! thank you to this quest#i love sumeru and sumeru cast also!! this was so much fun <33333
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aventurine fanart~ (if the hands holding the gun n collar in the 2nd pic seem small— i used my hands as ref PFFT) plus a lil doodle on the side during my play through of penacony cuz oh BOY do i wanna punch him so bad
#skaestuff#digital art#art#skaeart#illustration#artists on tumblr#fanart#honkai star rail#hsr aventurine#aventurine#hsr fanart#aventurine honkai star rail#look at this loser#my friend calls him the jack of all asses n it’s great#i call him the blonde bitch /j#also that one sparkle scene was LEGENDARY I WAS WHEEZING#sparkle rendered this loser SPEECHLESS HAHAH
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Rockstar Lestat would have the most insane beef with either Courtney Love, Dave Grohl, or both.
#Courtney would probably call him a slur#and make a comment about his bedraggled blonde bob and shitty outfits#wannabe Kurt loser 🙄#Dave would accuse him of lip-syncing#and call him a bitch on stage#interview with the vampire#IWTV#amc interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#lestat#louis de pointe du lac#Armand#lestat x louis#rockstar lestat
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Hey beta cuck! Send for my amazing pregnancy. It's best what you can do 🤣 While I have heir from an Alpha man, and you're caged. 🤏🔒
#goddess#goddess worship#pregnancy#pregnant women#pregnant#blond hair#fdom#preggo kink#findom drain#findomslave#soft fdom#cucklife#cuckcold#cuckholding#loser humiliation#small dick loser#chasity#beta slave#financial drain#human wallet
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and if i said i had a new crush. what then.
#live#ON A BLOND MAN NO LESS#maybe i watched a movie and developed feelings for a sweet little loser boy*#*he's 24#idk. idk. i might have to sleep on it#(she says even though she put her headphones in while walking the dogs#and imagined scenarios with him 🙄)#did get that sad feeling abt in my chest abt his love interest though. that's a serious sign#but they were on a break#and the movie ended kind of ambiguously so. to me they broke up
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that moment when u meet the disguised version of your culture's satan and u end up making him fall in love with you. absolutely hilarious.
you either make him regret his actions or you make him validate his actions. he will do the shit anyway so pick your poison. doomed divorce forever.
#I'm having so much fun#solavellan#saurondriel#I LOVE DIVORCE!#cyano blabbers#I am serious this is so funny I'm giggling to myself like a crazy person#did I say I love divorce.#ofc sauron is far more evil than solas but still it's sooo funny#the fact that they both turn into puppies is also too funny to me#and that they have disguised themselves as blonde hot people#absolutely hilarious#liars through and through#the dubious consent over there staring at you#sauron is so funny though imagine becoming WORSE hahaha babygirl#losers ofc#also the fact that my personal lavellan has this beautiful blonde hair thing going on for her as well makes it funnier for me
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some of you have never lived with a family member whose whole personality is taylor swift and i live with 2 of them and every fucking dinner we get together there's always that white ass loser slipping in in the conversation and you can't do anything about it lest the both of them go against you
#alex rants#i'm so fucking tired of hearing her music and her life!!#this is against my fucking will!!!!#like#congratulations?? she's nominated again for another grammy for the 9876546nth time?#meanwhile my man hozier is snubbed because he's always speaking truths on his concerts#while that blond ass loser can just release another single that could be the worst song in history yet win an award for it#cause award shows are not even authentic anymore- basing on popularity rather than what's actually good#i'm so sick of hearing her shit everywhere!#i don't want to hear her music anymore or anything about her life#i just don't want to hear anything related to her!#anti taylor swift
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ft. teru minamoto
#why is this blonde loser always with ginger king...#akane aoi#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jshk#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk manga#teru minamoto
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insane introductions. pack it up guys
#idiot blond indirectly insults overpowered psychic and they just go “yeah”#like thanks for outing them as total losers guys way to go#ID in alt text#mob psycho 100#mp100#shigeo kageyama#inukawa mameta#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya
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More of the Blonds pining losers Club
#Can’t believe the game never let Aerith just use her spying powers#Just listen in let the planet snitch#Ffvii r#final fantasy vii#ffvii rebirth#cloud strife#aerith gainsborough#zack fair#My art#Blonde pining losers Club AU
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