#??? why

[cormancatacombs]

Why did they make the Magic Mirror a Chad

[avola-productions]

I went to middle school at the school where my mom taught. When I was in seventh grade, my mom came up and zipped my fly for me.

I was standing in a single file line with two of my closest friends. My mom didn't say any words. She just zipped up my pants. Something she probably hadn't done since I was a toddler still learning how to zip up pants.

[loveliestofbugs]

☆ Arthur Morgan Headcanons! (Modern)

☆ I could definitely see him working a blue-collar job tbh, like a mechanic or something. Either that or something involving animals/nature, like a park ranger!!

☆ I could see him liking a lot of older music, not necessarily from his childhood (which, in this case, he'd be a 90s kid) though he definitely does like some 90s music, but I could see him liking 70s music, specifically rock. I could also definitely see him liking folk music (for obvious reasons lol)

☆ The only indication that an account belongs to him on social media is that he makes the "nickname" or whatever its called his full name. Everything else is blank. No posts, no profile picture, username is something like "user192829201010". Literally does not gaf 😭 is rarely on social media too, so if you sent him a video it would take him DAYS to see it. You're better off just showing it to him irl.

☆ Victim of single man decor. His house is so plain looking it's kind of sad. Has a couple of decorations here and there, like pictures in frames and a couple of trinkets, but the house is mostly empty.

☆ Drives a pickup truck. Either red or blue, I don't make the rules.

☆ Smokes so many cigarettes, but lowk judges people for vaping 😭

☆ When out with friends, he'll drink but rarely get drunk. Mainly because he's able to stomach an ungodly amount of alcohol, making getting drunk unintentionally next to near impossible (Keep in mind I don't know how much alcohol is a lot, because I don't drink lmao)

☆ His phone is so bright, it's literally blinding. Also he got it for like $50 and it's a brand no one has ever even heard of.

☆ Absolutely a dog person. Has 2 dogs, something big but friendly like a golden retriever and then a tiny satan spawn named "princess" or something 😭. It's like 100 years old and bullies the bigger dog.

☆ Loves playing pool or darts on nights out with friends.

☆ Replies with 👍 to every. single. text. Either that or like a grammatically correct reply, fully punctuated and all.

☆ REFUSES to get therapy, even though he very clearly needs it. (Assuming his childhood went the same way as in canon, aside from his dad getting hung because obviously no one's getting hung over theft/larceny nowadays.) Thinks it'll do him no good.

☆ Assuming his father is still alive, I don't think he'd go no contact with him, but they'd definitely have a strained relationship. Not to say Arthur doesn't love him, he does, despite everything.

☆ Would probably have tattoos, to be honest. I could definitely him having a sleeve.

☆ I seen someone else say this but he would watch Judge Judy. That is so funny to me. I don't know why.

☆ Is bisexual, but that doesn't click with him. Just assumes everyone else feels the same way about the same gender because he has a preference for women, which "makes him straight" (Projecting heavily here)

I love Author wish he was reel 💔

[bottomlessp1t]

this fandom is a prison and im going to hell for it. Here’s the creator of all androids pregnant because my brain is so smart and funny hahahhah

he gave birth to connor idgaf what any of yall gonna say

[dieselsonictheforth]

Webbed, rugged and it's growing!

What a fantastic new body I have^^

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

[ksodirty]

[nexis9]

omg I'm so dumb ;-;

I'm on the SEVENTH book of TGCF, and GUESS WHAT???

I only just realized that Lang Qianqiu and Quan Yizhen were different people ;-; I THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON ;-;

[dragon-flies-72]

Why the fuck have I started using pig Latin when speaking to myself?

I didn't even register it until a second later

I just went ' eally ray ' without hesitation in responses to a video. This is all Gens fault

[kriz-smthn]

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[tiredgatt0]

You know when people ask how did germans let Hitler get so much power ... this is how

[attack-on-sarcasm]

Welp that would explain a thing or two

for the love of god, do not use chores to punish your kids!!!! it's just going to make them struggle deeply to keep their houses tidy as adults since you made them associate necessary chores with punishment and suffering, and it's going to take years of therapy to undo. don't use chores as punishments!!!

[kyriathanatos]

hey, you guys wanna see something completely fucked up?

why the FUCK do these match so well. i didnt edit SHIT.

[peachykittea]

Did anyone else burst out laughing when Poseidon essentially yeeted his son off Olympus when the conversation was getting too emotional? Like dude. Y’all were having a moment. What kind of good bye was that. Sir.

[loumandforyou]

proof that they were together in the past or... it could all mean nothing