#I just thought of this

[chenfordsbee]

something about Eddie seeking Buck for reassurance and Buck immediately giving it 🥹

[ralvezfanatic]

Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

[marylily-my-beloved]

Bellatrix and Sirius are so similar yet so different. Oldest, they were both the oldest in a family where they could die at any moment. They took two different paths, Sirius had rebelled and protected Regulus until he couldn’t, until he realised that no matter how hard he tried, Regulus would be like Walburga and Orion, and after that he couldn’t stay, because now Regulus was a danger to him too. Bellatrix was different, she didn’t rebel, instead putting the attention on her by doing exactly what they asked and better, she was smarter, she worked harder. She took the abuse, she took it for her sisters, because she knew her sisters could change their minds, and they did. While Bellatrix got the Black Family Madness, and protected her sisters even though they hated her, she let Andromeda run away, and when Andromeda ran away, Narcissa changed her mind on Death Eaters too, staying in the family, but distancing herself from the Dark Magic. Bellatrix had used her power as an older sibling and it had worked, because her whole family was in Slytherin. Sirius couldn’t change Regulus’s fate from the moment he was sorted in Gryffindor, because his whole family would be against him, while Bellatrix’s whole family was with her.

[flamie-42]

A undiscovered hilarity of Fukazawa’s powers that I don’t think we talk about enough

Fukazawa: *proud* You did a good job today, Dazai. *fatherly pats his shoulder*

Dazai: thanks President

*from the other room*

Kunikida: DAZAI STOP TOUCHING THE PRESIDENT

Atsushi: *tiger roar*

[itookthetardis2liveaid]

I love how "MILLAH!" and "DONNAH!" have exactly the same vibe

[madammidnightsblog]

I just had a mind blowing thought! What if Ghost wasn’t romantically attracted to Soap, what if the reason he likes Soap and allows him to get away with more than others is because Soap reminds him of Tommy?? Because Ghost cared a lot about his younger brother and saw him as someone he had to protect at all cost and Soap had similar traits. What if the reason Ghost even allowed himself to get close to Soap in such a way that allowed him to be more comfortable with Soap is because he saw Tommy in him. And when Soap died, it was like Tommy dying all over again.

I dunno, I just thought of it and it lowkey made sense. Because someone like Ghost who had been through hell and back isn’t the type to easily get comfortable with others so quickly. And in MWII was the first time those two met so it wasn’t like they were old friends so him getting that close to him so easily and quickly was a little bit unusual to me unless there was a good reason. And my theory is Soap is a lot like Tommy in a way that Ghost couldn’t help but get comfortable with him. To him, Soap was like a little brother that he wanted to protect because he failed to do that before. And when Soap died, he took it hard because he lost another brother that he swore he’d protect.

[fandomfloater]

Heather: you’re going on a date tmr

Veronica: what? with who? why?

Heather: you have the worst type in men so i’m choosing your date.

Veronica: …

Heather: *fancy restaurant*. tomorrow at 8. be there and don’t wear your ugly ass clothes.

———the next day at 8—————

Veronica (seeing Heather at the table surrounded by candles): oh, I didn’t know you’d be here. my outfit up to your standards?

Heather: obviously i’m here, you don’t know how to flirt to save your life

——10 min later——

Veronica: I thought you said that i’d be going on a date?

Heather: I did

Veronica: I got stood up on a blind date?? rude.

Heather: …

Veronica: sucks how much effort you put into getting me a date. got the candles and wine and everything.

Heather: …yeah

[hanafubukki]

I just thought of this but…

What if idia has Silver faking his death?

Something something about the shock factor and the ensuring grief snapping Malleus out (or making it worse) of this OB state??

Something something about how one of the people you wanted to make happy dying because of you or your actions.

Just…the shock you know??

[idunbunny]

What if Nick and Charlie are real and the "I like to think we would find each other in any universe" is real and they found each other in the books and show as fictional characters in this universe. But in a different universe they are real people, and in another one the "heartstopper become human" mini comic is reality, and in a different one they are like mermen like that little comic thing that I don't think is a mini comic but I don't remember. What if it all is real?

@chronicintrovert

[paruparuparuparu]

The Old Faith, but instead of referring followers as followers they refer to them as subscribers.

Shamura- 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻, 𝓘’𝓶 𝓪𝓯𝓻𝓪𝓲𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓮𝔁𝓲𝓵𝓮𝓭- 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓼𝓾𝓫𝓼𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓫𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽 𝓼𝓾𝓻𝓹𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝔂𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯.

Narinder- Why the fuck are you talking like that

[violetmuses]

Wait! 😂🥰

Mike would help Armando coordinate his outfit because he CAN'T look dusty while marrying you! 🤣 💍

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[heyitsspaceace]

bill redemption au were the axolotl sends bill to earth with a human form and no powers and the catch is that they set him up with a job working retail at the gravity falls mall, and the only way he can leave is by getting employee of the month

[hyperfixationstation128]

Omg, I just had a thought....

If Gale's blood tastes disgusting.... does that mean his *ahem* other bodily secretions taste the same?

[beryllineart]

Papyrus, you are too good for this world. There is a reason you are my favorite.

The interview from the newsletter was great. I could never hope to write something so funny in all of my life. But the lines I used for this quick thing (that has been depicted a million times before, I know) made me think of the fact that Papyrus a) never kills you and b) never stops believing you can do better. Papyrus couldn't be a villain if he tried.

Happy 9th Birthday, Undertale!!!

[beargyufairy]

You may only call me Mrs. Dragneel when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy

Quote from Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen