#I just love shenanigans

[nocentis]

@meganeviolet liked for a starter!

╳┆He placed a small box on the table, unwrapping it to reveal a modest copper reliquary turned green at the seams. He was unfamiliar with the parable it was fashioned after — some tale of beast, brawn, and divine intervention, no doubt — but if someone could identify it, he might be able to return it to its proper home.

“Looks well loved, wouldn't you say?”

"Any clue where it might have come from?"

[wondersinwaynemanor]

imagine the brooding, intimidating Batman fighting criminals in the street when he hears this special ringtone in the comms and they're for specific people: his grandkids.

he has to hide in the shadows and goes Grandpa mode, clears his throat and coos lovingly to the comms to talk them.

Nightwing: Oh, he's cooing again.

Red Hood: Lian must have called and asked for more fruit loops.

or

Spoiler: B's doing that baby voice again, it's kinda creepy.

Red Robin: My baby must have dialed, he likes his grandpa's voice.

The rest of the batkids: WHAT BABY?????

Superboy: Our baby.

the batkids curse in different languages, confused and shocked.

***

when some of the rogues or criminals hear Batman in his Grandpa mode, they think he's gone soft.

nope. he's more determined, more restless, more protective, so he won't stop unless they're in Akrham or in jail.

but it's worth it when he comes home to little kids, who are excited to see him.

[l3viat8an]

MC: Careful now. If you keep being sweet, I'll start thinking you're in love with me.

Solomon: What could I have possibly done to make you think I'm not??

[yuviur]

Summer vacation, 4am.

Tons of easter eggs in this one! Click the image to find them (and for better quality ofc)

Close ups and process shots under the cut, description in alt text

[ruporas]

captain's warm hugs! (id in alt)

[sad-trekkie-life]

Star Trek TOS be like:

EP 1: space adventures :)

EP 2: space adventures :)

EP 3: Did you know that Spock is depressed and actually he constantly cries inside from emotional pain he experiences?

EP 4: space adventures :)

[lavend3r-stardust]

Being so touchstarved that you dream of being held, your head against their chest while their arms wrap around you, feeling the warmth of their breath fan out against your ear as they tell you "i'll never leave you again.". Bodies pressed so close together that you can hear their heart racing beneath their ribs. I just need a hug, man. A goddamn hug.

[rejoiceinsilverlight]

when people start getting suspicious about your lack of superman interviews

i saw this panel from the newest maws comic and i laughed so hard for so long and had to draw something based off it:

[fluffyartbl0g]

Holy crap this is like world record breaking pace guys

Speedrun/Time Travel AU masterlist

[nell0-0]

I was just having a bit of fun with incorrect quotes stuff and. well-

Look, do I love Fi? Yes.

Do I think Mask would be a tad salty and sensitive about that specific subject? Also yes.

[starmocha]

So it turns out if you make Sylus say "my bride" in

Three

Different

Fanfics

In a row, you manifest an engagement 🤓

Do not question my clown logic the evidences are evidencing 🤡

[radishearts]

*crawls out of the sewer* I FINISHED THE DESIGNS 🙏🙏🙏

AGAHSHJSJSJS <- so normal and well adjusted about all of their season 10 POVs

[kyurochurro]

GM it’s Christmas so my gift to u is an older spirk doodle of them walking the err uhhh unicorn dog alien thing from tos GSHSBHA based off that one scene from 101 Dalmatians u know the one ;D ✨💫

[egophiliac]

still absolutely losing my mind over Lilia

[allyricas]

one of my favorite scenarios is when person a gets wasted and starts spilling secrets about how much they loooove and want person b

and its gotta be like... steve would usually keep his feelings pretty bottled up tight with a general air of aloof bitchiness. make em think you don't care right? but he is so head over heels for eddie that when he lets loose and gets too inebriated, he starts babbling all sorts of delicious things

eddie you're so pretty bambi it's not fair ugh i've got such a big, dumb crush on you pretty boy and ugh i just can't get you out of my mind i fucking dream about you like how am i having wet dreams as a full blown adult and i love your hands and your rings and your lips even love the nerdy shit you say wanna smell you, you always smell so good how do you do that? can i touch your hair?

and he'd be handsy and snuggly with no filter, so every mushy, horny thought that pops into his head, he says with no shame.

and eddie, who is usually pretty un-fucking-flappable, is bright red. he's sputtering and blushing, but enjoying every single minute of steve's drunken affection even if all of his friends are barely holding it together. robin would be literally laughing herself silly but trying to hide it.

steve would be so mortified the next morning as he remembers every single moment.

steve: robbie, i sniffed him. repeatedly. robin: you called him bambi. steve: it's his big, sexy doe eyes- oh my god i told him i have wet dreams about him. take me out and kill me old yeller style, i cannot go on. eddie, literally giddy with joy: you guys know i'm in here right? steve: oh my god, i will never emotionally recover from this. eddie: babe, i have a big, dumb crush on you too. the biggest actually. also, you were very, very cute last night. steve: i am always cute thank you very much. robin: oh god you two are going to be unbearable.

[eggdrawsthings]

bro botched a mission once and the kid just doesn't let him live it down