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screamingish · 9 months ago

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My boys……..

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duckysprouts · 18 days ago

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dc injustice is messed up because they write such refreshing yet disgustingly awful takes on every single relationship and person. like how do u misunderstand the core of every character?? can only be consumed when removed from the context of all canon

anyway take 2 people make em obsessed yada yada hand in unlovable hand or whatever

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seancefemme · 1 year ago

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yeah well you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

#they're both thinking that about the other btw #funky bar on mirrorball island frequenters #one piece #one piece live action #opla #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #zosan #one piece fanart #by now you know i love when men argue and fight and hate each other <3 #pretend like this isn't rushed and that the shoes don't look horrendous I have absolutely no time :((((#mine #my art

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musicalmoritz · 5 months ago

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CEO of “I hate my wife” jokes

#i’m crying he hates that loser sm #listen i am a firm hater of i hate my wife jokes #but with mtsk it’s kinda funny #they both have the worst taste in men possible #kou’s the type of dude to draw a blank every time he tries to compliment mitsuba #mitsukou #kou minamoto #sousuke mitsuba #tbhk #toilet bound hanako kun #jshk #jibaku shounen hanako kun

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rystiel · 2 months ago

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shipping chart thoughts

(billford always happens and they always break up. ford was obsessed when bill was his muse, then bill is obsessed after they’re no longer together and he realizes what he lost) (this dynamic is just canon, really)

(fiddauthor is always present at some point but in one route they end up together after canon events, and in another route fidd moves on) (it’s possible that they had a thing in college but consider it “typical college experimentation” because it’s the 70s and denial is strong. they still go through canon events)

(fiddlestan only happens during the fiddlestan route. otherwise canon events stay the same and they barely actually interact with each other. in the fiddlestan route they work together in the 80s and grow old together)

(billstan isn’t really romantic but it is a one-sided obsession. bill just can’t stop obsessing over the stans… for very different reasons…) (dare i say an unrequited kismesis dynamic?)

(ford and stan are brothers. that’s it. leave them out of the shipping dynamics.)

(fiddlebill isn’t really included here but i feel like the only way this would happen is if bill was possessing ford and wanted to fuck with fidd by using his crush on ford against him) (this one’s basically only possible if it’s fiddauthor-adjacent)

#do u see the vision #i can’t choose between fiddauthor & fiddlestan so i just have 2 different versions in my head where they both get to be endgame #also i enjoy billford but specifically when they end up in a terrible divorce #bill redemption and billford getting back together is fun and all and i enjoy content about it but. to Me that isn’t how it goes lol #i want that triangle to suffer. amen #billstan and fiddlebill have no shot at getting together in my mind sorry #bill being miserable and hating stan so much he becomes obsessive & being jealous of fidd are funny to me though #anyway. to me both fiddauthor & fiddlestan get to end with them as happily gay old men #lowkey don’t remember if i’ve posted something like this before so if i did then pretend i didn’t #😇😇😇#gravity falls #billford #fiddauthor #ford² #fiddlesix #fiddlestan #billstan #??#fiddlebill #????#i guess?#sorry 😭 not really but i’m talking about those 2 so i’m tagging them #i’m not tagging the brothers though. stay away please #stanford pines #bill cipher #fiddleford mcgucket #stanley pines

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wishchip106 · 23 days ago

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cherik in first class i miss you 😔

“I thought I was alone.”

“You’re not alone. Erik, you’re not alone”

#funny how for the next ten years they’re both technically alone 🤨#hmm 🤔#first movie i watch in 2025 gonna be xmen first class 😭#my allergies are acting up again ☹️#i hate this i’m giving it to Erik #he must suffer #eguhh 😿#cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #x men #professor x #magneto #xmcu #xmen first class #wish does not shut up

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thecherubprince · 6 months ago

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THIS IS SO PAINFUL THEYRE . OH M YGOD im so glad they got their happy ending i wouldve cried (i still cried when they got their happy ending)

ugly asses. kill them now (positive)

#proship #stan and ford #stancest #THEYRE SO ADORABLE AND ANNOYING #i hate stinky old men theyre the only exception #theyre both my favorites thoiuuuhgh. their characters are so wonderful #toxic yaoi final boss

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apollosgiftofprophecy · 7 months ago

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EPIC fans: what else was Odysseus supposed to do?! Scylla was the only way home!!

Me, an intellectual: there WAS a way for Odysseus and crew to get past Scylla without one crew member dying. They previously had a bunch of Sirens at their mercy, so if they so wished, they could have used six sirens to satisfy Scylla’s price.

After all…ruthlessness (to others) is mercy upon ourselves

#this is partially a joke #but also y’all need to quit being weird about complex characters #Odysseus isn’t perfect and he sure as hell was not in the right in scylla or mutiny #Eurylocus made mistakes too and that’s what makes him interesting #Funny how it’s all “he’s just a man! 🥺” until suddenly it ISNT odysseus who is “just a man-ing”#Eurylocus is just a man too and I love him for it <3 #I would hug and punch both of them (Odysseus more so the latter but he also deserves a godsdamn hug)#save my men they did all that but one doesn’t deserve to be woobified and the other hated #anyway. I’ve been rambling ^-^#ramblings of an oracle #epic: the musical #epic: the thunder saga #epic the musical #epic the thunder saga #epic odysseus #epic eurylochus #also odysseus is still the monster rawr rawr rawr with this idea lol

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mysterycitrus · 6 months ago

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gosh writing this fic makes me love dick grayson and roy harpers relationship sm!! ach mon

#a rarepair that only become a rarepair post-flashpoint is truly so painful #spokes #dickroy #both of them having important relationships external to each other. they both have families. they both love lian.#they both hate each others fathers #roy harpers inferiority complex + abandonment issues vs. dick graysons martyr complex and fear of losing control fight fight fight #sorry ill stop post wip screenies but also........ i cannae stop tjinking about them (two mentally ill men who should kiss)#persephone tag

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nepotisim · 5 months ago

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I'm so tired of phrases like "anti-woke". Just say you're a racist/homophobic weirdo.

#dustborn #I was interested in this game #i thought it was an unique concept #and yes I can see where the game is trying to be “political” as steam has labeled it #but it's like shit not everything is a fucking “agenda”#are you mad because some of the characters are gay or POC?#or both #and to add insult to injury they were complaining about the police people being white men but the promo art has a black officer on it #they were showing you certain game mechanics #not everything in the game #it's ok for you to not be interested in the title but imo it's getting more hate than it deserves #especially from cis white men #i have purchased the limited release retail copy and I'm excited to give it a try when it comes #ryn rambles

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womendeservehumanity · 2 months ago

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I’m already over the delivery driver discourse but it’s so funny how leftists will put your head on a spike if you dare say prostitution is slavery because “sex work is real work!” and “prostitution is the oldest profession in the world”. Yet it’s perfectly sound to call delivery drivers “burger slaves”.

Somehow it’s more degrading and debilitating to drive to a restaurant, pick up food, and deliver it to someone’s house. THATS slavery.

Yet this 👇🏾 isn’t

#and this isn’t me trying to act like those types of jobs aren’t labor #and that the workers aren’t heavily mistreated by both the companies and many entitled customers #but come the fuck on… slavery? yet prostitution isn’t? girl ok #radblr #radical feminist safe #radical feminism #radfem #men hate you #i hate men #moids #moid moment #radical feminists do touch #radical feminist community #radical feminists please touch #radical feminists please interact #radical misandrist #radical feminst #radical feminists do interact

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royalarchivist · 3 months ago

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Pac: You know Ramon, maybe one day you can start doing farms here? I would appreciate it! And I can pay you in chocolates and diamonds, you know?

Ramon: pay me by marrying my dad

Fit: No, hey– [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon!

Bagi: YES!!! Yes, Ramon, yes!

Pac: [Laughs] Nooo, Ramon! You got me- you got me right on the spot!. Dammit! Ok... I will consider! I will consider. [...] Let's make a deal: I will do that when you become a dragon. 😉

Ramon: 😑

Fit: [Laughs] Yeah, when you become a dragon, Ramon! That sounds good to me!

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Pac: Yeah, Ramon knows about Create. You know Ramon, maybe one day you can start doing farms here? I would appreciate it! And I can pay you in chocolates and diamonds, you know?

[Fit and Bagi laugh]

Fit: That's a good reward, yeah!

Bagi: Chocolate and diamonds!

Pac: Yeah [Laughs]

Ramon: pay me by marrying my dad

Fit: No, hey– [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon!

Pac: "Pay me by marrying my dad"? Oh– [Stammers] Ramon! Ramon! Ramon!

Bagi: YES!!! Yes, Ramon, yes!

Fit: [Fit uses his chainsaw to break the sign and accidentally hits Ramon] Oh, sorry– I was trying to break the sign, I'm sorry, Ramon.

Pac: Ramon! [He does the "falls to pieces" emote]

Fit: Baby steps, Ramon! Baby steps!

Pac: Baby st– Ramon, remember–

Bagi: Yes, Ramon, yes!

Pac: [Laughs] Nooo, Ramon! You got me- you got me right on the spot!

Fit: [Laughs]

Pac: I'm gon– props- props on you, you know? It was a good– yeah. Dammit! Ok... I will consider! I will consider.

Ramon: [Nods repeatedly]

Fit: Yeah, you can't rush these things Ramon, you know? Like, it's- it's– You know? I mean– plus, you know, w– we got our own things we're working through!

Pac: [Leaning into the mic] You can't rush on love.

Fit: Yeah, exactly! Like– yeah. You know? We're working on ourselves. Yeah.

Pac: Yeah.

Fit: [Weakly] Yeah...

Ramon: [Spins in a circle wildly]

Pac: Baby steps!

Fit: Baby steps, baby steps.

Pac: One day– ok, let's make a deal: I will do that when you become a dragon.

Ramon: [Stares at the ground, resigned]

[Pac and Fit both laugh]

Fit: Oh yeah– Yeah, when you become a dragon, Ramon! That sounds good to me!

Ramon: [Tosses a potion of swiftness on them]

Pac: Woooo! Baby steps no more– I'm just kidding.

Fit: [Laughs]

#Pactw #FitMC #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #Ramon #I almost wrote FitTW and PacMc... Lord...#January 19 2024 #Timestamp ~3h 5m on Fit's stream and ~2h 57m on Pac's stream #I love how they both tease Ramon going ''Yeah when you become a dragon!'' pfttt #Two grown ass men bullying a child... you hate to see it /j #Yet another reason why none are the Eggs are dead or locked away or whatever #Not even Cucurucho could stop the force of nature that is Ramon trying to get his father to marry Pac #I personally think it's sweeter if they don't get married because you don't NEED to get married for your relationship to ''count''#and it isn't any less valid #But I know that's a minority opinion in the fandom haha #I'm also against it because both Fit and Pac have separately said they don't ever see their characters getting married #But that's just my two cents! It's funny regardless #I also think Fit's comment of ''We're working on ourselves'' is really good too #Sometimes people do gotta work on themselves before they can be in committed relationships #Anyways I love how Fit stammered through an entire paragraph saying absolutely nothing and went ''You know?''

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achilles-rage · 27 days ago

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s1 buck x plus size reader who’s a bitch to him at first because she assumes he one of those douchebag bros who hates every woman that he doesn’t want to sleep with (and she assumes that he doesn’t want to sleep with her because men like that only want thin women) and he’s so intrigued because she hates him for no reason and now he must have her😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#thinking thoughts this morning #he’s just so smug the first season and i’m exactly like this (i hate men) so now the idea is stuck in my head #like i would both hate s1 buck and want him to do unspeakable things to me if i knew nothing about him #anyway let me know if you want me to write this<33 #(i’m gonna write it)#911 abc #evan buckley #evan buckley x plus size!reader #evan buckley x plus size reader #evan buckley x reader

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blueskittlesart · 10 months ago

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being in art school and having basically 0 knowledge about christianity whatsoever is so funny at this point i think you could tell me literally anything was an allegory for jesus and i'd just believe you

#my ass has been to church like twice in my entire life so my peers are like 'this is a biblical allegory' and im like yeah ok sure #makes art history class very annoying tho because everyone just assumes you can look at a stained glass window and know who all the guys ar #also sometimes people will be like this image depicts the story of david or peter or some random other biblical name #and then just. not elaborate. because apparently we all know the stories of every biblical guy who ever existed.#who is peter and why is he in the church window. please #and i dont even have an EXCUSE bc like both ethnically and like in basic practice i am christian. i celebrate christmas or whatever #my parents both just fucking hated church so much as children they were like nah were not doing that #and now i have a deficiency in Identifying White Men In Paintings apparently.#sigh. sorry just got a 5 out of 13 on an art history quiz feeling GREAT

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userautumn · 4 months ago

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"not all men" but not in a men's rights way, in a "it's important to remember that men aren't the only perpetrators of cruelty, abuse, and evil and that subconsciously or consciously training yourself to view men as inherently evil and everyone else as inherently safe inadvertently puts you in a position where you're both vulnerable to attack or harm from people you otherwise wouldn't suspect, AND causes you to limit the number of allies you might have in a time of need" kind of way.

#This is why I worry a lot about young women (teens and twenties) who seek comfort and validation in r//adf//em circles. Many of them have #been hurt through rape or abuse—commonly at the hands of fathers/brothers/uncles or otherwise trusted adults—and have decided that men must #be cruel because both they and their female/female + queer friends have similar stories of abuse. So they seek out others who share this #belief but in doing so they make themselves vulnerable to further abuse and manipulation. I haven't really observed r//adf//em circles long #enough to be able to say what I'm about to say with certainty but I would put money on the idea that being a RF on social media shares the #same hallmarks as being in a cult because the behavior of the adherents is far too similar than that of tradwives or any other modern cult.#Other RF's use the hurt and abuse these young women have experienced and twist and manipulate their truth to foster a sense of #us-against-them cruelty against a population that could in actuality be their fiercest allies. It's such a vicious and relentless cycle.#That's why when I see RF's on here all I feel is pity — both for the cruelty and abuse they've witnessed and suffered but ALSO for the way #they've allowed that abuse to be weaponized against them... many before they were too young to realize it was even happening. We as a #society have got to get better at protecting our young girls and women from r//adf//em ideology. I don't even mean that in a #“destroy the patriarchy” kind of way because that's such a lofty and disorganized goal. I mean it in a “we have to go into uncomfortable #spaces and show these girls love and empathy because right now the only people validating them are people who use their hate and mistrust #against them and if we want to save our young girls and Queer sisters from this pipeline we have to do the dirty work“ kind of way.#But anyway.#jack.txt

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holycrimin · 3 months ago

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This action WILL ruin him for the rest of his life

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they make me SICK and ILL and i HATE THEM

#gravity falls #gravity falls fanart #art #digital art #stanford pines #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddauthor #ford² #this can go two ways #1. fiddleford's love is onesided and hes being rejected #2. they both care and love eachother mutually and if circumstances were different they could be together—#—but since its the fucking 70s and theyre both men and homosexuality is still highly stigmatized + internalized homophobia; they cant #i like 2 bc it hurts more #fiddauthor angst #gravity falls angst #something about it being the 70's and them being two closeted queer men with internalized homophobia #something about how their reputation and position at the school would probably be at stake if they ever decided to be together #something about how ford wouldve also gotten kicked out like stanley did if he got outed/outed himself #i love and hate them sm #stanford pines fanart #fiddleford mcgucket fanart

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