#I call her Lily

[bluesdesk]

I had this in mind:

The heroes travel to a post apocalyptic Hyrule. It's Wild's, but only one week or so after the calamity, so a younger version of himself is in the shrine of resurrection.

They want to check what's going on, but Wild doesn't want to be recognized. History must not be changed, he doesn't want people to believe he's already healed and ready to help them after only one week, and moreover he doesn't want to answer any questions about his present time, his life, his new self and so on. Some of the other heroes are known in his Hyrule too, Flora loved history and shared her knowledge with everyone willing to listen.

So the heroes with green tunics change and dress up with their other clothes, abd Wild wears the climber set, with the addition of the black cape. And they pretend to be travellers from another kingdom. Legend suggests to say they're from Holodrum, a land that exists in this timeline but isn't really known. They pretend there's a tradition of naming newborns based on something happening at the moment of their birth, and so they make up stories. Wind was born in a windy day, Twilight was born during sunset, Four was born at 4:00 on the fourth day of the fourth month and so on.

They reach Kakariko, many people ask questions and they make up stories and facts, but luckily they're all linda good at it and nobody recognizes the heroes but Impa and Purah suspect something, so the heroes decide to reveal themselves to the sisters only. They're in that house, ghat has been almost the same for 100 years, and hear a kid's voice from upstairs.

And Wild remembers his little sister, clearly.

In his time nobody has ever talked about her, not even Impa or Purah. Why? He asks their young selves now, they tell him she's living with them now because both her father and brother aren't available. Wild gets emotional, he needs to see her, and the kid recognizes him instantly. They talk, and Wild realizes a thing. Maybe nobody mentioned her because she disappeared. Maybe they can live happily together again, if she goes with them. She'll have the opportunity to live in a restored Hyrule, with him and Flora in their house in Hateno, with all the other kids, and learn in the newly built school.

His little sister accepts without hesitation.

The heroes leave to defeat the enemy, some infected lynels, and then go back and take the kid with them. The heroes teach her some basic fighting techniques to defend herself in case it's needed, and Wild teaches her how to make potions. They travel for some time, the kid's personality is the same as Wild’s new self, and then they finally end in Wild’s present Hyrule where the kid finds her new home in Hateno, taken care of by Flora, and with many new friends.

[shootingthe-stars]

unfortunately for me i don’t agree with the headcanon that lily was insecure and thought james was asking her out as a joke but now people just think that’s what’s up. lily evans knew her WORTH sorry to disappoint

[mooningoverthestars]

girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls

[otrtbs]

southern lily evans with josephine as a middle name and her mom calls out "lily jo!" from the back porch when it's time for her to come home for supper send tweet

[lupiinist]

i like the idea that lily is one of the smartest people in hogwarts but she's also just like

very clumsy. she drops things, she trips on air, and she's very unlucky too, gum sticks randomly on her hair (mary or marlene always cuts the tips of her hair every month or so because of that), and everytime something like that happens, she makes an odd sound as she snorts and laughs.

because yes, she's clumsy and unlucky, but she's surprisingly positive about it, she finds everything to be very funny, and mary and marlene are so used to it by now that they're always ready to hold her before she falls, take her out of the way of something that's being thrown, or just hold something she dropped before it breaks.

i like lily being a bit of a mess, let her be a bit of a failgirl as a treat, she's adorable, and she's a genius!!!!

(also, mary can't help but look so, so fond and in love with her whenever lily laughs when she trips on the hem of her robes, like she makes the entire day brighter just by smiling)

[r0setyler]

thinking about the roses on this makes me -

[crimsonender]

Actually I get off to criticizing Lily because it's how I deal with my childhood trauma so when you think about it it's actually impossible for me to be a bad person. Let me be mean to the stinky trans girl it makes me happy or you literally hate victims!

[undeadvinyls]

oh yeah abt 1970s crk au........heres pure vanilla and white lily in some pretty 70s clothing..... <3

heres a list of all the sources i used for their clothing under the cut! im p passionate abt 70s fashion so it was a joy to research

vintagedancer.com - 1970s dress styles

revivalvintage.co.uk - guide to vintage 1970s

fashionhistory.fitnyc.edu - 1970-1979

ofc there was also a lot of images i got from google images by googling phrases such as "hippie fashion 70s" "70s dress" etc. etc.

[silence-between-seconds]

You fool. You think I ship jegulus because I hate jily? You buffoon. It's because I can have Lily. All to myself.

[casually-salad]

i dont have a cool caption for his one. go back and look at how cute baby spike is. ok bye

[mikaila-orchard]

Why do my wife's 'critics' always draw her as their big titty goth gf?

[foursaints]

hi <3

first of all, i wanted to tell you i'm always stalking your blog (in a non creepy way) because i love everything about it. mostly i love how you use your big brain™️ to share some insanely detailed headcanons about some silly dead gay wizards (i mean that in the nicest way possible. i'm a little bit in love with you actually . anyway i'm digressing)

second of all, i wanted to know if you could share some of your thoughts about bartylily🤲🏻 because i'm fairly sure you're the main reason i'm hooked on them

much love <333

ANYTHING for bartylily... lately i've been attached to the idea of a college au where they're Rival Campus Radio Station Hosts.

barty is a spectacularly unmotivated senior who dropped out of a prestigious engineering degree to study practical SFX for horror movies instead. everyone has vague, peripheral knowledge of him after an incident where he was found passed out naked in the campus fountain. his apartment with the slytherins isn't technically a frat house but there's a structure in the kitchen affectionately referred to as the "Leaning Tower of Miller Lite" & barty has a nearly imperceptible crescent-shaped chip in his front tooth from a keg-standing mishap. he wears a lot of chains and has several john carpenter themed tattoos and he REEKS like cigarettes. so many pairs of mystery panties turn up in his laundry hamper that his housemates have started calling it the Lost And Found.

he has a deeply beloved & charmingly unpolished radio show in the primetime spot which mostly consists of him having his friends on, spotlighting terrible underground bands, and making drily ironical, beautifully mean jabs.

lily is an overzealous sophomore who's triple-majoring in three equally unmarketable degrees (it's, like, polisci & international affairs & communications) who's blessed with the gift of taking every single thing that happens on campus WAY too serious. she runs their Model UN like it's the navy. she's the RA who is always marching around her floor in a spaghetti-strap tanktop & bunny slippers with a scrunchie on her wrist, shaking her fist at people. there was a period following her breakup with james where she was literally reading Machiavelli for inspiration. she's right on the precipice of the cool-girl academic meltdown that will lead to Serious Character Growth, but she isn't quite there yet.

her well-made and well-researched radio show is relegated to the midnight timeslot, and even though all her friends listen to it she probably got into a spat with them for saying something along the lines of "obviously i dont care if its just YOU listening to it, remus!!!". she hate-listens to barty's show which she considers (lily voice) An Affront To Collegiate Journalism

they trade barbs at every function and absolutely nobody but the two of them takes their insane imaginary Radio Beef even remotely serious whatsoever. but it's dead serious TO THEM!!! lily is probably camping out in actual bushes with actual binoculars to sabotage his show, and the worst part is that it's actually working. she ISN'T obsessed with him (shut up!!!!!), and barty is mostly just aggravated on principle that the Uptight Lowerclassman Ruining His Life has such nice legs.

and they absolutely bone like crazy about it

[momentsofamber]

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[otiksimr]

Queen Grandeur

[idolomantises]

ngl, the more I think about it, the more I feel conflicted over how people sexualize my characters.

On the one hand, it would be silly to deny that I don't go out of my way to create aesthetically pleasing/attractive characters because I love to draw what I enjoy, and I love it when people simp for them.

But on the other hand, sometimes it does bother me that people are so fixated on sex and their own arousal that they miss important lore/plot information that I get a bit frustrated

[mischievouslittlecreature]

Thinking about how Lucy in Love Me Where I'm Most Ruined is doomed to forever be nothing but Tommy's mistress...