#and MARLENE just being Marlene
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mooningoverthestars · 1 year ago
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girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls girls
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stareggie · 9 months ago
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james: wait. hold the fuck up.
all of the marauders: *wrapping their arms around sirius aka. their fuck up*
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wafflinglumos · 11 months ago
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Listen, listen I love Plus Size Lily Evans, glorious headcanon absolutely, however, SOME of you are making her plus size just for the sake of making her insecure, which is odd guys, plus size Lily is like one of my favorite headcanons too, but making her plus size JUST for the sake of making the whole “Lily fell first she just thought James was messing with her” thing work?? Odd, veeery odd
Lily Evans means the world to me and I honestly in my personal opinion hate the “she fell first, he fell harder” trope with jily, let her not like him, let Lily wait till James Potter changes into someone different from the annoying boy that was mean to her best friend, into someone who was kind, let years of James PINING (not harassing her PINING because also the headcanon that he harassed her on the daily is NOT cute) go by before Lily finally agrees to go on a date with him. Let Lily be her own character damn it >:(
Don’t even get me started on making her plus sized just for her PARTNERS to be upset with her body?? That’s just?? Literally all of the ships with Lily, would not care that she’s plus size, you can name any of them and I will back up my point and be right, not even SNAPE would (controversial take I know) care about that, also to add I am not a snily shipper I just can’t imagine young Snape caring all that much about Lily’s weight, still cannot stand older Snape though, I am not a snily shipper at ALLLL. Also, are you telling me you think that JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER wouldn’t WORSHIP the ground Lily walked on?? That’s insane, that man was the most whipped a man could be
Also, name me any other ship with Lily and I assure you they would absolutely also worship the ground she walked on even if she was plus size. James? Already covered. Pandora? Ab-so-lutely head over heels. Dorcas? Idiotic question.
Lily Evans is just THAT girl, let her embrace her body PLEEEEAAASEEE
Anyways, stan plus size Lily Evans for clear skin
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labyrinthhofmymind · 3 months ago
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i’ve been thinking about all the endless possibilities with the marauders and the triwizard tournament so here they are:
- so we know the three schools that participate, and that they alternate who hosts each time, so just imagine the marauders visiting durmstrang and beauxbatons, and the absolute CHAOS they would cause (i’m talking pranks, i’m talking just pure mischief, i’m talking fires and explosions and insanity and mayhem that honestly overshadows the tournament itself)
- then there’s the yule ball, which is just textbook angst and drama and romance and fluff (i’m picturing mcgonagall forcing sirius to dance in class only to find out he’s literally perfect at ballroom dancing, sirius and remus nervously asking each other out, james asking lily to go as a friend only for her to end up kissing him by the end of the night, peter plucking up the courage to ask the girl he likes out and marlene and dorcas and mary and emmeline going as “friends”)
- now there’s the endless possibilities of who would be repping hogwarts in the tournament, and an obvious one would be james, but also imagine if it was regulus or dorcas (i’m currently freaking out about this idea)
- because then, if they did a task similar to the underwater one, regulus would have to save the person most important to him, which would be sirius (duh)
- and if it was dorcas it would be marlene, and if it was james it would be sirius (and james would definitely pull a harry and end up trying to save multiple people cause that’s just who he is)
- regulus would be really strategic with the dragon, dorcas would use some sort of powerful magic, and james would also excel with the dragon and do a quidditch moment (of course)
- then there’s the maze, which i can really only think about in relation to crimson rivers (and we all know how THAT turned out)
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Marlene would at some point just stop coming out to new people so it goes like
them: are you seeing anyone rn?
Marlene: I am actually
them: oh, cool, what’s his name?
and then she’d just go
Marlene: Dorcas :)
and watch their face change
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bimoonphases · 8 months ago
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@wolfstarmicrofic March 14 – prompt 14: Polyjuice Potion – word count 700
Polyjuice Potion - Temporarily transforms the drinker into another person
Remus looked up from his book as Sirius and James stumbled in from the portrait hole. It wasn’t unusual for those two to disappear somewhere together, but the fact that Sirius’s shirt and trousers were baggier than what he usually wore and, conversely, James’s were very tight was.
“Did you two finally shag and put each other’s clothes back on by mistake?” Lily piped up from the carpet where Peter was absolutely destroying her at chess.
“You wish, Evans,” Sirius said.
“Admit it, you can’t take your eyes off me like this,” James added, pirouetting to show the way his trousers were clinging to his skin.
Remus frowned. Something wasn’t right.
“There’s something weird about you two,” Mary voiced his thoughts from the armchair where she was braiding Marlene’s hair. “I mean, weirder than usual.”
James winked while Sirius passed a hand through his hair and suddenly it clicked.
“No!” Peter exclaimed, apparently having come to Remus’s same conclusion.
He got up and walked over to their friends, looking at them closely.
“You didn’t!” he stepped back, eyes wide.
“Did what, exactly?” Marlene asked.
“These two went and drank Polyjuice Potion!” Peter said. “How did you do it?”
“Slughorn’s personal stash,” James and Sirius chorused.
“Wait, so you,” Mary pointed at James, “are really Sirius?”
“Correct,” ‘James’ bowed.
“And you are actually James?” Lily pointed at Sirius.
“You know it, Evans,” ‘Sirius’ smiled.
Remus got up from the couch, eyes fixed on his friends. And then it clicked again.
“For how long will it last?” he asked.
“No clue,” ‘James’ smirked.
“We might be back to ourselves by tomorrow, or we might not,” ‘Sirius’ shrugged.
“But why did-“ Remus started before pinching the bridge of his nose. “No, you know what? Don’t tell me. I’m going to bed. Pete, you coming?”
It didn’t take long for the other two to follow them into the dorm, but it was enough. Peter closed his curtains with a yawn and Remus settled in bed as he peeked at ‘Sirius’ flop down on James’s bed while ‘James’ climbed into Sirius’s before turning the lights out with a flick of his wand. Remus waited a couple of minutes then he got up and tiptoed to Sirius’s bed, silently parting the curtains.
“Pads?” he called softly.
“Moony?” James’s voice hesitated.
“Why?”
Remus settled on the mattress, searching for Sirius’s hand and ending up taking one of James’s calloused hands in his.
“It was fun?”
“If you say so. But it’s weird for me, talking to you and hearing James’s voice instead…” Remus reached up and let his fingers wander on the other’s mouth, ignoring the strangled sound which came from it. He got closer. “Or feeling James’s lips…”
The kiss lasted a couple of seconds before three things happened all at once. ‘James’ jolted back from Remus with so much force he fell of the bed.
“PRONGS, DON’T YOU DARE KISS MY BOYFRIEND!” came from James’s bed.
“LUMOS MAXIMA!” Peter shouted from his.
Remus blinked against the light, taking in James sprawled on the floor, Sirius wide-eyed by James’s bed and Peter, wand in hand, smirking from his.
“You really thought you could play us?” Peter said. “Make your two best friends believe you had swapped bodies?”
“It was worth a try,” James grumbled.
“Not so sure,” Sirius said, eyes fixed on Remus.
“Boyfriend, eh?” Remus smiled.
“I mean…” Sirius blushed. “If you’d like?”
Remus shook his head, laughing.
“I’d love to, you idiot.”
Sirius crossed the room and jumped on the bed, kissing Remus fiercely.
“Fucking finally,” Remus heard Peter say.
“You knew?!” James exclaimed.
“Of course I knew, Prongs, I’ve got eyes.”
Remus laughed again in Sirius’s kiss and they let go of each other, both smiling.
“Well, I learned two new things today, then,” James said, getting up from the floor.
“One is Pads and Moony because you’re oblivious, but what’s the other one?” Peter asked.
James looked at Remus and immediately looked away, blushing.
“Apparently, I’m not straight,” he said.
“Prongs, what the hell?” Sirius groaned as Remus and Peter burst out laughing.
“And that’s what you get for playing your friends for fools,” Remus smirked, pecking his boyfriend on the cheek.
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del-stars · 3 months ago
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marlene mckinnon who never did very well in school. marlene mckinnon who never knew what to tell people when they asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. marlene mckinnon whose teachers all said she needed a bit of direction. marlene mckinnon who never saw herself getting married, having kids— who always saw herself ending up alone. marlene mckinnon who moved back home after school because at least then she was somebody, she was a daughter (it wasn’t her, not anymore, but it fit like an old coat: just too tight in the shoulders, but familiar, nonetheless). marlene mckinnon who is too tall for her childhood bed. marlene mckinnon who has seven brothers and no sisters. marlene mckinnon who doesn’t know any women who didn’t end up getting married eventually. marlene mckinnon who has no job. marlene mckinnon who becomes a soldier because it’s right there, it’s being offered to her, something to do, something to believe in, people to surround herself with— purpose, being handed to her on a silver platter. marlene mckinnon who dies before she gets to figure out who she’s supposed to be.
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raiidsol · 7 days ago
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apt ! apt ! apt ! uh-huh uh-huh ! marlene and james on their apt era <3
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atlasdoe · 9 months ago
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my roman empire is The Marauders Series by Pengiwen on wattpad.
nobody can convince me that tms isn't the best cannon compliant marauders fic out there. i could talk about it all day
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enbysiriusblack · 2 months ago
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how do you think meet the parents went down with dorlene
marlene: mum, dad, this is dorcas
marlene's mum: oh, a new friend?
marlene: no she's my girlfriend
marlene's mum: ...well it was lovely to meet you dorcas, but I just need to speak to my daughter in private
marlene's dad, now alone with dorcas: did you want a beer?
dorcas: da, this is marlene, my girlfriend
dorcas's dad: oh, i've been wanting to meet you since cas told me about you, y'know all the way back when you too were just 13 she'd go on these long rants about you and I just knew she liked you
marlene: hah, you liked me
dorcas: ugh shut up both of you
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zenoyambutpenguins · 4 months ago
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Everyone LISTEN I have come to a very important realization that is completely not delusional.
(Also don't be fooled this is purely about skilene you'll get it at the end of my rambling trust.)
So, I watched The Otter Woman episode right after The Falcone and the Snow Job okay and we all know how down bad skipper was for both Kitka and "Arlene" BUT when it was Kitka he was so down bad that he didn't even think Kitka might have kidnapped Julien despite the evidence, like sure the evidence was wrong but my point is despite EVERYTHING and EVERYONE telling him Kitka is the culprit he kept believing she wasn't. And in The Otter Woman despite being more down bad than ever the moment he realized this "Arlene" might have done something to Marlene he didn't even give "Arlene" the benefit of doubt not even slightly did he want to prove she wasn't the culprit. No, the possibility of Marlene being in danger snapped him out of it instantly. And im. So normal about this information.
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swag696942069 · 11 months ago
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I don't know about anyone else. But I think we need more mommy/daddy issues in this fandom.
Give Lily Evans mommy issues this instant!
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souridealist · 6 months ago
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ffvii au where Aerith and Cloud meet because Tifa asks Cloud to pick up pads for her and Aerith finds him standing in front of the shelf for fifteen minutes looking like a forlorn and bewildered tomato
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anunfortunatekinlist · 1 year ago
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note to marauders fandom: just cause you add a bunch of queer characters and poc xcharacters to your fanfics, it doesn’t mean your inclusive and understanding
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bimoonphases · 8 months ago
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@wolfstarmicrofic March 21 – prompt 21: Skele-gro – word count 729
Skele-gro - Regrows missing bones
“How long do I have? Please, I need to tell my friends goodbye!”
“Oh, stop fussing, Mr Potter, you won’t be dying today, I assure you!”
 Remus chuckled as Madame Pomfrey’s exasperated voice rose form behind the curtain. He knew Poppy, and the more she talked, the better the news. It was when she silently went to work on whatever wounds she had to deal with that you needed to worry, and he knew that better than anyone else. To be honest, he had worried when James had plummeted from his broom to the ground during the Gryffindor versus Slytherin Quidditch match earlier. Marlene had aimed a bludger at the Slytherin seeker, but Regulus Black had dodged it at the last second while James, who had been right behind him, had been hit at full force. They had immediately taken him to the Hospital Wing, him and Peter levitating him as carefully as they could while Sirius held his left hand as James moaned he didn’t feel his right arm anymore and Marlene followed, apologising every few steps.
The curtain was abruptly moved back, revealing the bed where James laid in his pyjamas, his right arm bandaged and secured around his neck.
“Now stay down, Mr Potter,” Madame Pomfrey said. “You can stay with your friends for a while, before they have to leave but don’t you dare get up, alright?”
The others immediately gathered around the bed, while Remus moved to the nurse’s side.
“How is he?” he asked.
“Rarely seen such a bad fracture,” she shook her head. “I had to vanish the bone and give him Skele-gro to have it regrow from scratch, so he’ll have to stay overnight. But he should be fine tomorrow morning, even if he looks about to make his will right now.”
Remus looked back at the bed, where James was slowly patting Marlene on the head as she apologised once again.
“I forgive you, McKinnon, I know you didn’t mean it,” he said slowly. “You can have my position as Captain when I’m gone. If you want to amend, you can name the first son you and Dorcas will have after me.”
“You’ll be alright, Prongs, we’ve seen worse,” Peter shook his head, a small smile on his face.
“Et tu, Peter?” James moaned. “I lay dying and you betray me like this, trying to make me believe I’ll be back again on my broom, my only reason to live?”
“I thought I was your only reason to live!” Sirius exclaimed from where he was kneeling by the bed, James’s left hand clutched in his.
“Padfoot, my brother,” James sighed, turning to look at Sirius. “Take care of my parents for me, will you? You’ll be the only one they’ll have left.”
“I promise, Prongs, on my life,” Sirius said solemnly.
“Are you sure you’re his boyfriend and not Mr Potter?” Madame Pomfrey asked in a puzzled tone.
Remus just chuckled and joined the others at James’s bedside. As he settled by his side, he felt Sirius lean into him, his tense body relax slightly as the tension of the accident waned.
“You’d better sleep now, Prongs,” he smiled. “Skele-gro isn’t fun, you’d better have some rest while you can.”
“And spend the night here all on my own? On my deathbed?”
“It’s not your deathbed, Prongs” Peter rolled his eyes. “Cheer up, we still managed to beat Slytherin despite your accident!”
“Speaking of,” Remus looked at James. “How did that happen? Baby Black managed to dodge Marlene’s bludger, and you’re normally fast as well yet you got hit.”
James muttered something as his cheeks got red. Remus felt Sirius tense again by his side and he passed an arm around his boyfriend, letting his fingers massage his shoulder while Sirius leaned even more into him.
“What was that?” Peter smirked.
James muttered again, not looking up from his bedsheets, but Marlene shook her head.
“He got distracted looking at baby Black,” she snorted. “It’s been like this the whole match.”
James got even redder and managed to look up from the bed to Sirius, who hid his face in Remus’s shoulder.
“I told you he was walking into walls way more often than usual, baby” Remus chuckled.
“This is not fair, Moony,” Sirius whined. “Is no one straight here anymore?”
“No, thank goodness,” Remus answered, kissing his boyfriend’s hair.
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mariatesstruther · 1 year ago
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ellie coming out to marlene and marlene being like girl me too and ellie coming out to tommy and tommy being like girl me too and ellie coming out to maria and maria being like girl me too and ellie coming out to tess and tess being like girl me too—
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