#I am. biting them both

[timeofjuly]

Wishbone Chapter 3 Snippet

“sure,” he says, snuffing out the cigarette in one of the china teacups. Not his fault this fancy hotel doesn’t provide ashtrays and if his hands are shaking a little now that they aren’t occupied, so what? “so. how’ve you been? gotta be pretty jetlagged. what’re the netherlands like this time of year?”

Again, your face is still blank, but he can feel how thrown you are by the question. “I’m fine,” says your mouth, but the inner workings of your cognition are honest in a way that you aren’t. “The Hague was also fine.”

You cross the room and sit in one of the armchairs across from him, placing your bag neatly at your feet. His soul sings at your proximity.

“I fielded a few questions about the bond, but I redirected most of it to the Treaty. Your name isn’t in the media anymore than it was before.”

“okay,” he says. You’re so fucking close to him. It’s making his thoughts turn to mush. “your, um, hair looks nice.”

As soon as the words leave his mouth, his skull flushes hot. What the fuck is wrong with him? Real fucking smooth.

Your hand flutters to your head. “It’s a good distraction technique - the tabloids care more about my appearance than they do the bond or anything else actually important. They’re talking about my haircut and not…” You gesture at him. “This. You.”

“you gonna get a mohawk if i do something really scandalous?”

Your face stays neutral, but he feels a tiny flicker in the flame, some mixture of incredulousness and amusement. Whether that’s because of the joke or his sheer audacity, he can’t be certain. “Please don’t do anything scandalous. The press will tear you to shreds, and I don’t have the time in my schedule to put you back together.”

Oof.

Okay, but amusement is progress! It’s not outright derision, at least! And you haven’t lobbed a single fireball at him. Take that, Undyne.

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[benevolenterrancy]

hi!! I think your art is *so cool* o(≧∇≦o)

do you think you could draw more moshang? either post canon or that au you did last time?? (baby mobei has my heart and all I own)

(˵ •̀ ᴗ •́ ˵ ) oh! how about return to childhood—moshang flavor?

don't question this king, shang qinghua, he knows what he's about

[arttsuka]

I LOVE Teen Stan and Ford, it’s sad they don’t get drawn enough, so thank you so much!

Does Ford ever help Stan when he gets overstimulated? Or maybe when he has a rage response and suddenly starts crying and calls himself stupid?

Here's the other post with Ford

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Alternative form of 'Hitting Wangxian with a Catboyification beam'

[danmeichael]

it's really cute when a character is completely obsessively devoted to someone they are entirely aware is toxic. submissive not because they're naive but because they are completely content with being taken advantage of.

[pianokantzart]

Seeing an ad on Tumblr for a "2025 Planner for people with ADHD" that is pretty much just a normal planner with quirky naughty words and phrases like "neurodiverse as fuck!" fills me with such rage.

Tell me you're a corporate entity that doesn't at all understand the disorder but wants to prey on young people who are desperate for a solution without saying it outright.

[david-tennant-in-chairs]

They like holding hands

Source: AziracrowDaily on TikTok

[laurrelise]

if they were ken dolls i’d be smashing their faces against each other

in case you were wondering, yes they were getting yelled at by cuddy here

[imminent-danger-came]

WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY. WHAT WAS HE GOING TO SAY! WHAT WAS HE-

Sun Wukong: "Kid—new armor isn't going to cut it! We have to hit Azure with everything we've got! You can't just, ignore this whole part of your power because it scares you!"

MK: "I-"

-

LITERALLY WHAT. WHAT WAS IT. MK HONEY SWEETIE DARLING WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO TELL WUKONG HERE

[mossy-paws]

some doodles! (PHIGHTING!)

A collection of recent subspace and Medkit doodles! The final thing is actually a remake of a really silly meme I made like. God how long back in August of 2023? Geez I’ve been in the fandom for awhile,,, it’s crazy how my art has evolved since then for real!

also… these, no, no I am not giving ANY sort of explanation for them

[kinokoshoujoart]

the coolest kids in forgotten valley!!☆

(…it seems there may have been a stretch of time where rock and lumina were the only kids in forgotten valley…🥲)

poseref

[spinnysocks]

hey *throws toxic tragic kiburi x ushari au at you*

kiburi wants to become the leader of his float. a snake has some bigger ideas for him. ushari says that kiburi can become leader of the pridelands too, then crocodiles will finally be respected to his standards. ushari wants respect for all reptiles. kiburi doesn't mind that. he believes him.

the plan fails, and he has nothing but his friends now. kiburi finds ushari, who offers him something in return for keeping his life. kiburi should kill him, but he doesn't.

kiburi meets scar, who ushari has complete trust in. if he follows scar, he could rule someday. with ushari by his side, reptiles could finally be respected. trusting him is working in his favour.

the army never wins. kiburi can feel every bruise, cut and scrape that doesn't have a chance to heal. he can see the weariness in his float from fighting every day. the pressure is destroying them all. ushari never gains a single tear in his perfect scales. scar rants and rages about how the army isn't good enough. ushari never has to face scar's wrath. maybe he was wrong to trust him, but there's no turning back now, there is nothing else. and traitors are no better than dead.

janja turns against them. he survives their attempt to kill him and finds happiness somehow. there is no peace for the army, so they're sure he was never really one of them. kiburi doesn't feel any guilt. scar promises this is the last battle to win the pridelands. ushari is sure of it, so kiburi is too.

and he was right. the army wins the very moment that ushari's venom infects kion's mind. there is nothing that the pridelanders can do. for once, there is victory for the army. for once, there is peace.

fire quickly takes over every patch of land in sight. all of it is theirs. kiburi's float will never have to get another wound again. they will never have to go hungry again. they will never have to share again. they will never be unhappy again. kiburi is glad he trusted ushari.

until all the lands had nothing left. there isn't enough water. his float are gone. kiburi barely manages to get by. this is all ushari's fault. such a smart snake should have known better.

ushari tricked him. those comforting words of ruling the lands were all false promises. everything was a lie, it must have been. scar's reign meant nothing could survive. such a smart snake should have known that.

ushari betrayed him, so kiburi makes sure he brings justice.

[hazyupset]

“… I actually feel happy.“

@gothic-mothic….. ur narrator…. i hope i did him some justice its hard coloring a man with one color and trying to make him scruffy….

[some-pers0n]

Every once in a while I think about the ship I've been obsessed over for close to two years now and feel like I'm ascending to another plane of reality. Like sometimes you just encounter a ship that hits every single mark and is perfect in every regard and you're left stunned how something like that can even exist

[mankillercalledbunny]

"Golden retriever boy Jayce" this "puppy eyes Jayce" that WHERE ARE MY VIKTOR DOG METAPHORS

LET HIM BE THE FORMER STRAY WHO FOUND HOME CURLED AT JAYCE'S FEET

LET HIM BE THE HUNTING HOUND SNARLING AT JAYCE'S HEELS

LET HIM BE THE WOLF IN THE NIGHT LEARNING TO APPROACH JAYCE'S FIRE

WHERE IS MY "THE ONLY HAND VIKTOR WILL NOT BITE IS JAYCE'S"