#I am the baby
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had to hop on just to establish in stone that I do not trust gege to not crush my soul again in the final four chapters
#like I respect his right to be devastating#it’s just like#when a baby runs right into a glass door or something#and then they’re all cautious and distrusting walkin thru the open doorway after that#I am the baby#GOJO SATORU WINS#cut to sliced in half#like that#that’s the door#so anyways welcome back nobara#jjk spoilers#from cakes
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i hate waking up in the middle of the night because it usually means that my body needs something but my autistic ass that doesn’t understand body signals (especially when i’m tired/sleepy) has no idea what it is. are we hungry. are we thirsty. are we hot. do we want to go to the toilet What do you want!!!!! Tell me!!!!
#this is so annoying#currently experiencing this Btws#autism#autistic#i feel like im dealing with a baby who can’t communicate its needs yet#i am the baby
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The horrors (horrors = trying to self soothe in an uncomfortable, not private environment)
#If you hear me going sh-sh-sh-sh-sh like tryin to calm a baby#I am the baby#Will do more if im comfy but i do not feel comfy there#dw im fine now
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Me: hey steve
My older brother: hey ratbag (a term he will always call me because of my biological father)
I’m right and I should say it
#i am the baby#i dont talk to the other two#i have three older brothers#one is disabled#one hates my mum#and#one is in the navy
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents#we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy#but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses#that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway#at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants#now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND#her pronouns are om/nom#literal definition of a baby
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(Batman gets de-aged in a fight)
Duke: he really does look like Damian if you squint, doesn’t he?
Jason, walking in: oh, look, it’s the poster child for untreated youth mental illness
Tim: no, thats Bruce, not-
Jason: did I stutter
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#duke thomas#tim drake#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#damian wayne#baby bruce: I am the night.#dick: b you’re like 4’10 you’re the dusk at best
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you have GOT to remember when watching the new doctor who that the question is not is this good. doctor who is only ever actually 'good' once a season at most. THE ONLY QUESTION IS is it fun, camp, and has aliens. also remember the worst doctor who showrunner is always the current doctor who showrunner. now go watch the new episodes as god intended like you're ten years old and still remember how to experience joy and whimsy.
#i am saying this to myself because i havent been able to watch them yet#and i need to remember the core values of dr who before i watch it#i REFUSE to be one of those people that cant enjoy it because its changed#or because its too rubbish#as if thats stopped me loving 90% of the rest of dw#doctor who#fifteenth doctor#ncuti gatwa#space babies#dr who#dw#🌌#squids bullshit
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the LITTLEST
#wild life smp#life series#life series spoilers#goodtimeswithscar#solidaritygaming#ethoslab#grian#tangotek#bdoubleo100#skizzleman#mumbo jumbo#traffic smp#trafficblr#i am obsessed with these stupid screenshots istg BHASDJKAHEHE#WOOOOOO MESSY LIFE SERIES DAY DOODLES IM BACK BABY#isdoodles
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fun fact about me! I have hyperadrenergic Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (hPOTS). this means I am prone to fainting when I change positions or when I feel a strong surge of emotion, positive or negative. for me, laughing is my worst non-postural trigger.
this is a clip from playing lethal company with friends a few months ago. you can hear the eerie silence of presyncope at 0:19, and the sound at 0:23 is my face hitting the keyboard lmao. I played this for my mother and she literally pissed herself laughing and DEMANDED I show every single person I know (including my doctors, who thought it was funny to see and surprisingly helpful, especially for being audio only).
#lethal company#pots#postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome#hyperadrenergic pots#FOR CONTEXT#we have this silly little goof#where whenever we pick up a flashbang of any kind we ask#hey is this bright to you#it's like playing peekaboo with a baby man it gets em every time#anyways i love being chronically ill#chronicillness#i am sickly and not meant for this earth
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why is it when people ask me what i want as a gift i immediately become someone who enjoys nothing at all and has never wanted anything a day in their life.
#my birthday is a month away and my best friend and i#will be on our vacation in a treehouse and so she's trying to make it a Day and wants to have gifts there and im like uh#who am i ?#what do i like?#28 on the 09/18 baby
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I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.
You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?
Click on their name. And look at their profile.
I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.
"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.
"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.
Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.
Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.
Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.
I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.
Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.
#lincoln rants#I'm sorry but I'm at the end of my rope#I got a LOT of these comments on my Buddie Platonic Sugar Baby AU#acting like I was some new writer to the fandom#babes I've been here since the dawn of 2020 where the fuck have YOU been?#I am happy to answer questions! I love responding to reader comments!#but it is beyond frustrating to answer a question that if they'd literally just clicked on my author name#they would have gotten the answer to themselves#yes I have written more yes I am still writing yes I've been here longer than you have#and I don't mean that in a pulling rank/seniority way I just mean that in a could you please just CLICK ON MY NAME???#INSTEAD OF MAKING ASSUMPTIONS??? way#I'VE DONE MY TIME! FOUR AND A HALF YEARS! IN THE CIRCUS!#I'm sorry but sometimes I have to yell publicly a little#and I really do suspect this is people who are not on tumblr#so I am genuinely begging you#if you are on other social media platforms#PLEASE feel free to repeat what I have said#PLEASE I AM SO TIRED!!!
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Take It Easy☀️
#haikyuu#hinata shouyou#haikyuu fanart#anime fanart#fanart#madsart#digital art#anime#I just finished the Haikyuu manga#good god#what am I supposed to do now????#go work for all my hopes and dreams?????#literally the best manga ever#I’ve never felt so alive#so happy#I cried like 7 times#just between the nekoma match and the end#god#so good#a masterpiece#I’m so very proud of Hinata my baby
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Y'know sometimes I wonder what Ras reaction was to the Justice League. Like he practically offered Bruce the chance to be one of his generals, straight up offered for him to be his heir, and was turned down.
Do you think he's offended. Because oh, so his organization isn't good enough, but that merry band of idiots is?!
#batman#headcanon#mini ramble#dc#dcu#Ras is frothing at the mouth#Ras: Is it because they have a space station?! IS THAT IT?!#justice league#league of assassins#league of shadows#ras al ghul#Talia with tiny baby Damian: Father you are over reacting-#Talia looking at the league: ....#Talia: Father you are not overreacting I am going to snap the aliens neck if he so much as lays a hand on my beloved-
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who wants to tell her
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The book percy jackson (demigod I relate to and aspire to be like) to tv percy jackson (demigod I relate to and want to protect) is so real for those of us in our twenties
#Book canon wise he's older than I am but TV show wise? Babie.#percy jackson and the olympians#Percy jackson#percy jackson tv series#percy jackson tv show#pjo tv show#pjo tv series#walker scobell#5k#10k
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Oh no there's a germ in my kitchen
#every time she looks at me like this#like when i see her from my vantage point#and she is the tiniest animal to ever live#i am just#fhwofnwkfjfjejfhiwdj#eden#12 weeks#baby eyes#2 months
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