#Platonic Twerking. if you will

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*hip checks u*

[bylerlipglances]

VICTIM BLAMING. Will Byers edition: Let's throw him under the bus. shall we.

current awful state of social media(x,reddit to be specific) holding an uncanny resemblance to the town of Hawkins which ostracizes the freaks, full of nagging homophobes, ganging up on Noah Schnapp & Will Byers, projecting their personal hatred on two people with full force, making them scapegoat for literally everything going wrong in this world & their lives.

The unsolicited claim on Eleven by homophobic shippers has truly ruined this character, who btw went through similar childhood trauma as Will.

sorry but you can't expect yourself to be taken seriously if you act as 'walking mlvn edits' with no substantial logic to back your stupid argument.

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Mike is their baby, the rich suburban boy, has a girlfriend, an ideal family which supports Reagan-Bush campaigns. He is selling them dream of a lifetime.

His friend Will on the other hand, is a wretched boy, comes from a poor and broken family, raised by a single mom, infected by the gay disease.

a forbidden love story? that ain't gonna happen....

My child was not gay, is not gay and will never be gay. He will marry a nice girl, you wait and see......

credit twitter caterin @loafwheelz

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ofcourse there is going to be uproar after s5 airs....

ST appeases its queer audience. yada yada

see for yourself, the teaser is not even out yet but deluge of homophobic reactions have already started pouring in. just wait, s5 will be labelled as too woke for public consumption.

it will be difficult to swallow an unconventional ending 👨‍❤️‍👨 👬🏻 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 of their 'favourite show' which btw they watch with their *kids*. ya this is the one show they landed on. as long as the show remains straight people friendly, its unpolluted.

may i add, its a family ritual to pause 'stranger things' at 53 minutes, 5 seconds. you know who pauses at that timestamp? People who like________thats right. Thoughtful parenting. Real fans who watch this show 'with their kids'.

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Gay romance is , obsession of Teenage girls. so everyone gets a free pass to disregard it & all are excused from any moral accountability.

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When nothing works, they’ll pull out the most convenient act,

"Hey Listen, I am gay too and in my opinion, Will is creepy for having a crush on Mike." and the praise comments afterward omg...Dude why are you so right, can i suck your dick pls😭 pls let me. i can't

Poor mike :( he must be suffering from all that attention he is getting, that's worse than dealing with the mindflayer on a daily basis.

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it doesn't stop here btw, prepare for the most dreadful secondhand embarrassment.

“Every cell of Mike’s body is in love with eleven” i am cringe twerking. “We need to value platonic relationships and discard idea of wanting to see characters get together romantically, sexually” proceeds to advocate for eleven losing virginity to mike, its a sign of their pure love afterall.

Bottom line is, Make it non-sexual & platonic when it comes to will and mike's relationship but make it sexually charged if it's about eleven and mike.

and everytime the question of Will & Mike's intimacy comes to the forefront, this one thing is instantly thrown as argument. every single damn time!

"There is a goddamn war coming to hawkins! and they wanna show all this? is vecna going to wait for them to kiss & go down on each other" . i despise recycling my own argument but cant help it, i am insufferable. "didn't THE WORLD WARS single handedly stopped all the sex in the world? damn right. The bliss of war ladies and germs.

sure enough, this show is build to honour the bigots...

so what to expect from s5? The Duffers will make sure the gays are persecuted real nicely this time. None of that old 'rejection trope' by a straight friend. Kill him? why go so easy on the miserable, wistful gay guy? No way in hell. They'll shake something straight out of the history book.

btw this is the last shot of final season.

----THE END----

[cindol]

SECURITY GUARD!GETOU x BLACK FEM!POPSTAR

Getou Suguru x black fem reader

tw: mostly hcs,fluff, small suggestiveness, friends to lovers(kinda)

tags- @neptunes1nterweb

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 who’s a bartender turned security guard for the new known famous Pink Spice other known as y/n l/n to close friends and family. He was hired by her manager and a long time friend of his Nanami Kento.

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 who’s always in her bedroom making sure she gets up early for her chicken shop interview. When she’s being whiney he himself gets her together.

He first flips the covers off her face making her groan at the sunlight coming from her window.”Cmon pink princess, gotta get up for this interview or else Kento will have both of our asses for missing this.” You just whine in response.”nooo it’s too early.. don’t wanna!” That makes him sigh and grab a rubber band to tie his black hair up into a bun and grabs you up into his arms.”you gonna make me get you ready or something?” She just tiredly whines and nods

Getou chuckles walking to the bathroom and literally undresses you making you get in the bath, he’s unfazed by even seeing your naked body since he’s seen it before in another circumstance.

𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 who’s always being mentioned in your interviews somehow by the interviewer. The interviewer always tries getting her to elude and dig up a more private relationship that she and Getou have and they would be right but y/n’s not yapping, she’ll hint at it though jokingly.

“Oh why you gotta bring up my bodyguard? That’s just my friend y’all, we just cuddle ‘n stuff!” she says in a joking tone, the interviewer picks up on it laughing but continuing.”oh but we as the people need to know pink spice, do you just cuddle and snuggle is there more? Wink wink!”

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who’s so use to having Getou around her she gets lonely when she’s at any function with him, which makes her girlfriends around her sigh when they see her on FaceTime with Getou.

When Getou saw you’re pouty face in the camera he sighed chuckling.”what seems to be the problem pretty princess?” He heard a giggle from one of her girls as she came into the camera.”oh she just sad because you ain’t here! Spoiled ass!”that made her pout her glossy lips.”I ain’t spoiled and—hey! Is Satoru there?” A whine erupted from her seeing Satoru pop some champagne.”Ohhh I don’t even wanna be hereee if you and Satoru are having whatever funnn!”

her friend sighed as Satoru and Getou laughed. He knew when y/n told him she wanted alone time at this party she wouldn’t be able to even survive at that party without him around and so did her friend sadly.”tell ya what,I’ll just get Satoru to come pick ya up how about that?” He sees how her bambi eyes light up at that knowing she got her way.

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who’s has compilations of her and Getou’s “ship moments” on YouTube. The main moments that are always in these compilations are when she gives him a platonic kisses on the cheeks and Getou jokingly slapped her ass making her laugh. She of course is always sees these but never says a word about them.

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who always pops up to parties with her arm in Getou’s. She doesn’t really date men a lot so she always gets the excuse to bring Getou to parties she’s invited to. At these parties Getou still takes his job seriously even when she wants him to let loose sometimes he’ll just sit on a couch and watch her because it’s well, his job.

When y/n is having fun just dancing and playfully twerking on her best friends he’s right close by on the couch watching. When a random weirdo tries getting behind her he’s quick on his feet to push the man away.”Stay away from pink spice yeah buddy?”

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who has Getou help her pick out outfits sometimes before he takes her out for the simplest thing ever. She could be going out to literally buy groceries but her extravagant ass will ask him if she should put on a pink tracksuit or blue tracksuit. He of course understands her even if this is dramatic. When he chooses a pink tracksuit for her that fits her curves he makes her do a little spin.”alright, now you’re ready to go out.”

Now 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 didn’t have a big ego but he truly believes he’s the only man for y/n. even if he’s just a humble guard for her security when she’s out and about. He always gets called y/n’s boy best friend by Gojo but he very much thinks he better than just some male bestie. Getou doesn’t realize how much he’s in love with her until one night he’s hanging with Satoru in his apartment.

The two boys were sharing a 4 pack bud light pack of beers as a recorded performance of y/n’s performances of her hit song was on the Tv playing from YouTube.”Ah y’know I never peeped how much of a beauty y/n is sugu.” Suguru lightly nodded his head in agreement. Maybe it was his buzzed mind but his cheeks were slightly pink watching the Tv. Some memories flooded watching it, he remembered the exact polyester satin mini dress she wore and open toed pink heels she wore with it. He could even recount the way he spun her around seeing how beautiful she looked in the dress and heels.

Gojo took notice of the way he started took squeeze the beer can and the small breathing noise he made as he began to respond.”she is.. quite the beauty. Gotta thank Kento for managing her wardrobe, that girl would be lost without him..”

gojo grinned.”you’re such a truthful guy and such a bad liar Suguru.” Getou raised his brow.”Oh you know what I mean you bastard, you got a thing for y/n.”getou chuckled.”finally figured me out huh?” Gojo just sipped the last sip of his beer.”man.. nearly everyone has figured out you like the girl even her girly little friend group, nanamin probably knows too y’know! God you’re helpless suguru.”he grinned at the end of his sentence slapping getou on the back.

Getou chuckled under his breath.”sooner or later, youre gonna have to tell her your true feelings. y/n’s a girl making big moves lately, she’s getting more popular. Attracting the eyes of men..” gojo noticed how Getou’s eyes furrowed at that.”tell her or some other man will snatch her up Suguru.”

𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 who finds herself slowly questioning her and Getou’s relationship. She always called her and Getou’s relationship a friendship but some friends don’t do the things they do. She even live tweeted in a deleted tweet saying.”do y’all kiss your friends or nah?”and even asked her girl gc too and they just gave her the good ol.”just fuck him girl” answer.

As she sat on Getou’s bed kicking her feet while he looked at her own schedule for tomorrow, perhaps thinking of how he’ll be guiding her through all the places he’s guarding her. Out of the blue she decided to shoot the question pondering on her mind.”Sugu, what are we?”

When she asked that he choked a bit clenching the schedule in his hands as she continued on.”I mean, we’re almost like a damn couple Suguru and you’re almost like my boyfriend always looking out for me and liking my outfits so..”

Getou’s full attention was on her now as he dropped the paper and sat next to her on his bed. He honestly thought he would be the one to first confess but it was obvious this feeling had been building up inside y/n way more. He notes the way she rubbed her own arm every few second and how her heels tapped the floor and let out a soft chuckle. Her mind was mentally screaming ‘please ask me out please ask me out!’

Getou grinned.”So what? You asking me out? Aren’t I suppose to be the man asking you, the woman out as your humble bodyguard.” Her eyes lit up when he confessed back in a snarky way. Inside her little brain she could jump in joy but she stayed relaxed.”so we’re dating huh? Just like that?”

He nodded in response, this confession was confusing for the two of them.”guess so.. we could keep this shit a secret because of your dear Manager Kento, he would have a fit if he got word that his Popstar is dating a Security guard.” Y/n agreed.

But of course, being the people they were 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃!𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐎𝐔 and 𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐅𝐄𝐌 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 were so shit at keeping their relationship a secret they ended up just saying fuck it and make it public much to her fans surprise and happiness.

In a matter of mere months there’s some Instagram live moments where Getou is shown in her live more being much more affectionate with her. There’s time where she’s just sitting and talking on her bed and he’ll interrupt being so loving and passionate kissing her and the fans just eat it up in the live comment section.

And since they’re finally dating now he has the excuse of being much more possessive with her at clubs he guarded her too also so everything was much good.

Nanami wasn’t very happy with it, but he’ll just except it.

[turn-my-hollow-purple]

What Songs in the Club Would Get AOT Character’s Turnt and How’d They’d Dance to it

cw: none?, alcohol consumption, swearing/sexual content (in the songs mentioned)

Eren: Like a G6 by Far East Movement; this man knows every lyric and starts popping champagne bottles, shotgunning beers and other stuff, he probably throws up before the end of the song “HOLY SHIT THEYRE PLAYING MY SONG” 

Mikasa: Grow a Pear by Kesha; she just loves the way this song objectifies men how they do to women, she’s giggling the whole time this is playing, foot tapping and head bopping 

Armin: I’m a Slave 4 U by Britney Spears; so he secretly knows the whole dance to this song but he never admits it to anyone, he doesn’t hesitate to toss his hands up and sing it word for word when it comes on, “ARMIN WE ARENT SLAVES!”, Eren doesn’t understand  

Erwin: GDFR by Flo Rida; he genuinely has no idea what they’re saying in the lyrics but he loves the beat drop and if he’s drunk enough you’ll catch him giving more than just a head bop to it 

Levi: Thrift Shop by Macklemore; he pretends he doesn’t know what they’re saying but he knows the lyrics word for word and whispers them under his breath, tries to pretend he’s not tapping his foot the whole time 

Hange: Cannibal by Kesha; I just love the idea she’s screaming the lyrics and head banging to a Kesha song and Levi and Erwin are VERY concerned 

Connie: DJ Got Us Fallin’ in Love by Usher/Pitbull; shirts are off, Jean and Sasha are pouring drinks on Connie’s abs, he’s on the table, he’s breakdancing, he knows the rap word for word 

Sasha: Low by Flo Rida/T-Pain; she is screaming the lyrics, dropping it low and twerking on Connie (platonic guys please), she very likely will acquire a concussion based on how she’s dancing 

Jean: Fergalicious by Fergie; okay I won’t take arguments on this.. he knows THE ENTIRE SONG/RAP AND HAS A PRE-CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE FOR IT (Connie and Sasha make fun of him, Armin thinks it’s cute) 

Annie: Maneater by Nelly Fertado; she has a drink in one hand and she’s swaying her hips to it, maybe her other hand raised but she’s not getting too into it, tho this is her jam 

Reiner: SOS by Rihanna; so Reiner is a major Rihanna fan and he’s double fisting drink, hella drunk, when she comes on, “Bertholdt watch this!”, tries to dance and probably breaks his ankle 

Bertholdt: Dynamite by Taio Cruz; he just thinks it’s catchy and he sings the song word for word, but only head bops, maybe a little foot tap or hip sway 

Ymir/Historia: Poker Face by Lady Gaga; this is a mutual, theatrical performance by the two of them, especially if there’s a few drinks. We got Historia throwing it back on Ymir, we have Ymir screaming the lyrics, you name it 

[rius-cave]

ok but

Cain being a womanizer and sleeping with women to help ignore his feelings of lust for his younger brother, and Abel purposely leaving out hints, and especially suggestive ones to let Cain know that, "yes, i love you and i want you to rail my ass in my bed" but Cain is insecure and stupid to notice until Abel has to upfront about it (they kiss probably)

I'm assuming you mean this takes place after they die and stuff because the concept of Cain being a womanizer is kind of hilarious if you take into account the fact that the only women available during his life were his sisters and his mom 🤣🤣🤣

But yes, Abel could literally twerk and grind on Cain's lap and Cain would be like "oh, I-I guess this is how they show brotherly affection in heaven now........ I am hard as a rock but Abel probably only means it in a platonic way, there's no way he could want me that way 🥺" honestly peak dynamic if I do say so myself 👌

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

This question has been gnawing on me for so so long and so strong; Am I not actually a lesbian if I feel attracted to male fictional characters in any kind of way? I keep seeing some people say that it's fine and that they aren't real anyways but like if they were real then of course I'd try to hit that and date them or whatever so...??? Idk it feels wrong to consider myself a Lesbian but to simp for some male fictional character and read random fanfic about them, make headcanons etc. 😵‍💫

I mean. I like to think of this in gay male terms. Gay men will twerk on their female friends and slap their asses and all this other stuff and it AFFIRMS their gayness rather than disproves it. I don't know why lesbians are forced to be in this box of like "if you don't puke your guts out at the sight of a man then you're bi". You can feel deep and warm feelings (platonic of course) for men and still be gay. I think a lot of lesbians go through phases where they're like "I'm not gay. If a perfect, flawless man with very specific requirements that I've made up in my head came along then I'd date him" and it's like... Is that realistic? I'd argue that if the only man you can be attracted to is one that literally does not exist then that's pretty damming. You have to remember that bi and straight women are attracted to regular ass men walking down the street all the time. It's easy to be attracted to characters that are literally written to be perfect, I don't think that means anything.

[mrs-loitersack]

good morning respected human

with respect to your intro post, i would like to apply for the position of your friend. my qualifications include my ability to be humourous, my absolute dedication and attention and my keen platonic interest in you. i believe that i would be the perfect candidate for the job.

hoping to hear from you soon.

yours sincerely

pj

From, Kabaad waala blog mrs. loitersack

Date: never got one

To, smexy, badass eternal sunshine blog @depressed-bi-twerking

Dear ma'am I wholeheartedly accept and eat up your application as my friend, even though I bet you've sent it to a wrong blog. Your qualification exceed my expectations from a friend (that is being a human) and would like to tug your sleeve and whisper the same request of friendship from you. You are an absolute delight and such a mood changer, of course in the bestest way. May God bless your eternal soul. Yours Truly akshi

[howlingday]

Funny buy stupid idea. What if Jaune and Blake get really drunk and have a twerk off in the dorms and everyone is just having a great time watching.

Jaune: Okay, whuh bout this one?

Blake: Mm...

Blake clicked on the video. After a few seconds of buffering and some swiftly skipped ads, a woman in tight, curve-hugging sweatpants smiled and greeted the camera. Jaune and Blake stepped back, eyes watching intently as the woman also stepped back as her full figure came into view. Both of them giggled at the lewd imaginings they held about the woman. For the past few weeks, Blake and Jaune have spent a lot more time together as friends. One night, Blake received a bottle of wine from Menagerie, as a sort of congratulations gift for another completed year at Beacon. She and Jaune shared a glass, or two, or the entire bottle, and found they had a lot in common. One of these things were their shared love of butts. Yup. They were ass-people.

Jaune: Heh heh heh...

Blake: Huh huh huh...

Meanwhile, off to the side, their respective partners watched with interest as the two began shaking their rear ends in rhythm. Pyrrha and Jaune, grateful for their survival in the Attack on Beacon, decided to pursue their feelings further. Now they're cuddling and snuggling close to each other, with rumors of potential marriage after graduation. Yang, on the other hand, was strictly platonic with Blake. Having survived the loss of her arm by Blake's ex-boyfriend, Yang began to push herself as hard as she could. Thankfully, before she could get the chance to leave, Blake was stopped by Yang. She'd nearly died and Blake was concerned Adam would return. Yang promised that if he did, then they would work together. Both agreed to work harder and, as luck would have it, they ran into Adam again. Working together, they put the White Fang terrorist behind bars and celebrated. Sun kept in touch with Blake, and left for Beacon as soon as he heard Blake managed to beat Adam.

Yang: So, uh... You enjoying this?

Pyrrha: ...

Yang: P-Money?

Pyrrha: AH! (Yang's arm hits her chest) Oh! I'm so sorry!

Yang: Haha! It's cool! It's cool!

[bluesidez]

girl im sorry but the thing going on w y/n and gabriel just has me a bit weirded out 💀 like why is my bf's brother who has a gf trying to catch my twerk 💀💀 idk its funny ig

PAUSE.

Answering this immediately because that’s not….what I was trying to give off AT ALL??!😭😭

DANA was the one who went behind reader (because girls do this all the time! Platonically or sexually! Here it was meant to be PLATONIC). Gabriel was NEVER EVER going to do that because I agree that it is weird. It was more of a friendly thing, but if it reads weird, I can definitely change it!!!

In the scene, I was trying to write him as being silly, goofy, and devoutly unserious. Like you know that video of that white guy dancing to Nasty by Tinashe? LIKE IMAGINE THAT, BUT IN A CHARACTER!

Gabriel fucks around and jokes a lot just to meddle with Miguel. He would never like do anything sexual or romantic with reader omg 😵‍💫.

I’ll be extra careful about that dynamic going forward! Thank you for your comment/critique! 🫡

[polyamorouspunk]

WE DO LOVE YOU PUNK!!!!!!! ...platonically though why does everyone think we're always flirting with everybody

anyway HELLO I'M NEW HERE AN WANNA SHOW MYSELFF

I formed yesterday because we were really blurry then got in a situation that made us feel very small and vulnerable so I formed as a syskid!!!

LOOKIE AT ME

my name's Chili, kinda like the original name of Charlie!!!

also the green isn't zombie as in rotting person but zombie as in funky lil dood

I am a girl but it/its sounds fun to me <33

also my favorite minecraft wood is bamboo and I don't like making normal minecraft structures I like building up in the trees with scaffolding and ladders and stairs and things so monsters can't get me as easily

do you play minecraft? oh also I'm 7 but do understand lots of adult concepts but am not exactly comfortable talking about many of them so there's that

also a fun thing about both syskids (me and Duckie) is we both "built" ourselves as in we had no appearance and we found a picrew we liked and started poking at what felt right until we got a picrew that looks like us and therefore we now have a body and a form and stuff also I'm not an age slider like Duckie so yeah

also i wish I had a little buddy on my shoulder but unfortunately we don't have and shoulder-sized little buddies

also an underrated stim is wiggling your butt but you gotta be careful becaues if you do it wrong you'll twerk and it's fine to do that as a stim but you gotta be careful because some people take that to be sexual when it's just a stim

also one of our best friends is getting married tomorrow

also we wanna be closer friends but Charlie says we'll be too weird or that you'll get uncomfortable with our age difference which I don't understand because why is it weird for adults to be Literally Just Friends with even outright kids? I know bad people exist and... what they do but like whenw e were 12 we had only adult friends so i don't get it but I don't want to undermine her authority or your comfort so i'm not gonna do anything

also I hope this isn't too much at once I really like rambling and tumblr's ask box feature lets me do that how i like to

also another thing i just realized about both of our syskids is that we both have yellow eyes HOW COOL IS THAT anyway im running out of WAIT NO

PUNK YOU NEED TO SEE GODZILLA MINUS ONE IT'S SO GOOD

our Goji liked it too!!! we all loved it!!!!

okay now im pretty sure im actually out of things to say bye byeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Yellow eyes are the best

I always wanted a palm-sized pocket dragon like they had in H*rry P*tter when they picked out what dragons they were fighting in the tournament. I’m like they should have let them keep those. But altogether not the worse thing in the plot of those stores though.

I did see Godzilla Minus One already when it came out! I went and saw it in theaters.

Green is certainly funky but I also love quoting DHMIS but the only quote I say is “green is not a creative color”.

I painted a rock today but I was only allowed one rock which kind of sucks.

I don’t own Minecraft so I’ve only played it once.

[polyrelatables]

Ima turn this into my personal journal lmao

“why am I not enough? I do everything for you, your family and your boys. I clean, cook, do your laundry and I even do chores for you, I let you go out with your boys, i let you play your game and not complain, I let you make friends as long as it’s platonic, I let you have your freedom and all I asked of you was to check in with me every so often so I know that you’re alive (because nowadays you never know what can happen) and to not cheat with other girls…that’s all. You may not have slept or kissed other girls but dancing and grinding on each other at the clubs is cheating, inviting bitches over to the Airbnb is cheating, liking bitches half naked posts/stories on ig is cheating. Saving bitches twerking videos is cheating, you sending videos of bitches saying “she bad” to your boys is cheating. You following only girls on all your sm accounts is cheating. Clicking on bitches OF links on their sm accounts is cheating. Yea I know I put on weight, I know I’m not attractive anymore. I know I’m not beautiful anymore you have made me so insecure with myself bt if you wanted to do those things why couldn’t you just leave? Why do you keep saying I’m hurting myself for going through your phone ? I shouldn’t be finding that. I’m not even a lovey dovey type of girlfriend to suffocate you. I don’t like physical touch but I forced myself to get used to it for you to at least let you cuddle me whenever you want, okay, maybe not all the time cause that shit triggering asf but majority of the time I let it happen. I don’t even like sex but with you I can do it when I’m sober and that says that I’m comfortable enough to let you see me in my most vulnerable state. I changed my love language for you. You go out 5-6 times a week with the boys and you never get tired bt you spend 10-15 min with “the one you want to marry” and you get tired hella fast and just hop back on the game or call the boys up or make more plans to go back out. You would make plans to go out with me then cancel them and go with the boys.. we don’t even go out in public anymore. When you’re broke you get all sweet and nice and loving and show attention and that’s how I know you need money so I give you my spending money because I don’t use it I send money to my father put money aside for the new house then put aside my spending money just for you because I don’t leave the house. I’m in love with you and I want to be with you and only you but I can’t handle it while your like this.. I tried moving on countless of times and I mean countless but whoever I got with whenever we were on our “breaks” I just pictured that they were you and it made being with them so much easier then I would always leave them and go back to you.. why? Idk . Okay, I do know I’m more comfortable with you. Anytime they tell me to open up and talk to them I can’t because I don’t want anyone’s pity or anyone to look at me any different. Anytime they asked for sex I couldn’t give it to them unless I numb myself with alcohol or drugs. You were different you didn’t look at me like I was broken, you didn’t look at me like I had scars and bruises, you didn’t pressure me with sexual needs, you waited until I was ready, you just stayed by my side and let me be, you gave me my space when I asked. You say you always end up like this bad side of yourself because you get in your own head and you don’t think you deserve me and you’re trying to make it easier for me to leave and hate you but I can’t I actually can’t. The last couple months didn’t feel like we were together so I ended it but I can’t actually leave because I live with you.. I work with you.. yea I’m leaving work and I’m moving out but I can’t just not talk to you anymore. As much as I love talking to you lately I been feeling like I’m bothering you because you always have to say “what now?” Or “here we go again” like I barely talk to you now.. I barely open up now because you started saying that I can’t help but always think I’m the perfect girlfriend just not perfect enough for you… you want someone like me just not me and that shit hurts 💯🥹

[sannylity]

hello slimeriana whisperer you are so much feeding into my delusions and thoughts about the sillies

please please please let me ask of you to check out my stuff because it would mean the world to me bc i love your works also also also i wanna maybe make art for your aus and fics if you'd let me

literally in love with you and your work, platonically

would vore you and your aus just so they could become one with me and i could carry them around everywhere

*runs away*

AHHHHHH OF COURSE! YES!! I give full permission for my AU’s to be used for fics and art by everyone! :D *squeals*

You have no idea how honored and excited I am if or when people do this <33 Please tag me in it so I could share and ramble more about my brainrot dnemsjjs thank you so much!! <333 *twerks upside down aggressively*

[ariendiel]

Hi! It’s been forever long…and I was thinking (and searching)…do you have headcanons for Noah x MC platonic friendship?

Hi Tuesdays! So nice to see you drop by my blog, you're amazing 🤍 and of course I've got headcanons for a Noah and MC friendship, so many actually. I swear I've probably done posts on it before, but we (at least I) always need more Noah headcanons.

Noah & MC Friendship Headcanons

You know the kind of friends you have that you never speak to that often for whatever reason, but when you do it's like no time has passed and it's the best feeling ever? That's Noah and MC as friends.

Noah just isn't the kind of guy to spend a lot of time on socials and MC is probably busy as well, but suddenly they'll see something that remind them of their friend and reach out. It's such a comfort to both of them, knowing the other is always quietly there.

Still, Noah will absolutely never say no to meet up if MC is ever in the Romford/London area wanting to catch up. He's the kind of friend who'll make sure to clear his schedule if he can, and even if he can't he's more than happy for her to just hang out in the library while he's at work.

I feel like it'd be an invaluable friendship for him as Nope implodes right after the show and he's left to deal with the media backlash. Having her to lean on helps him get through it, and it's nice to have some support from someone the public adores.

She'd also totally be his wingman when they're out, because Noah is painfully quiet and withdrawn at first (unless he's had a shot and twerking!Noah emerges). Will she try to hook him up with some of her friends who're swooning over him? You bet lol.

Noah in turn would always immediately be there for her if she needs it. If her relationship is going poorly, or something big has happened (engagement, pregnancy etc) he's the first to know and be all calm and sensible about it. You know the kind of friend that's always annoyingly rational about everything? That's Noah to MC.

I can see them both travelling together with their respective partners, having the most fun but also not posting much on socials to keep it private and just in their closely knit friendship group

They'll be honorary aunt and uncle to each others kids eventually (if they have any), and be dedicated babysitters when possible.

Friendships and relationships headcanons masterpost

[sanjisblackasswife]

Strange Request, but may I ask for Dancing HC for the strawhats? As in how they'd dance with you, just as a fun and cute platonic thing for those you don't wanna write anything romantic for.

If Chopper shows up, just let him do a little dance and then let him go back to bed.

this is pretty similar to one of my first few hcs of the reader dancing/twerking on them

[scott-tibbs-is-dead]

I meant ur platonic pookie, my bad.

Fair enough. He's so focused on the cheating thing and like. There are so many other broken straws, why wait until he breaks the last one?

Anyway, platonic pookie aside, how are you? How's the band? You in therapy yet? I can only wait until the day I convince one of you traumatized fucks into therapy. Romance won't fix you, but a paid professional might

what if I told u I have been in therapy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ shits difficult . haven’t gone back in a while tbh

But with the mini tour I had to put that shit on hold

Rn I’m waiting for pizza and Adam and twerking to saweetie so we chillin ‼️‼️‼️

[cruelangcls]

"and yet, like, here you are. shopping with me and letting me twerk on you when we go out clubbing later tonight," that was chloe's way of asking. subtle. "aw, gracie baby; i want you. well...like, i want you but not in the same way since we both are the bottomest bottoms to ever bottom. but i love you platonically and will definitely eat you out in the changing room if you want? to help you out?" it was said so easily, but then again, that's just how they were. "we'll find you one. let's find some older people tonight. it'll be fun-" he dragged out the word fun as his arms slid around gracie's neck. "let's go get changed, hot stuff."

she laughs at their words , before squeaking when chloe taps her ass . "you're a menace," she mutters softly, picking up a bikini that was covered in strawberries. she glances over at them, before nodding her head as she shrugs one of her shoulders . "it's how it seems to be lately, i just want to find someone that wants me, you know ? " she speaks, rifling through some of the other swimsuits on the rack. gracia can't help laughing at her words, glancing over at him. "god, i wish."