#I am insane over them

[ripplestitchskein]

No but like, Stolas saying Blitz never apologizes to anyone or has remorse for the things he does when if Stolas had only waited one second Blitz would have apologized to him. The moron is sitting in Blitz’s lap being held by him and Blitz is asking to talk and one second later Stolas is saying he wants someone to hold him who wants to talk to him.

The HB team really said “What if we make Look My Way super fucking ironic”.

The role reversal is really so sweet. Like it’s gorgeous.

Babe. Angel. Light of my Life. My Oblivious NeuroDivergent Mooncake. He’s looking at you now but you gotta look back.

[clockwork-stars]

Imagine loving your wife so much that after 12 years without seeing her, you would still sacrifice the whole word in the hope to be able to see her again, and you do

[indelibleills]

“i don’t know that i agree that is the kind of leader that i wanna be with”

“i have given you everything, skald, and if you want to turn your back on whatever this is, that’s fine.”

they’re literally having a break up, history WOULD devote chapters to their inexplicable entanglement, how they shaped eachother through their knowing one another, and how they changed eachother when they left.

[pattydia]

ask and you shall receive 😍 some ranson parenthood lore according to me and @zombielots 🫶

-randy gets knocked up for the first time when he’s 22 and benson is 39. their eldest is barely a year old when the second is born. by the time the fourth comes they have a 6 year old, a 5 year old, a 3 year old, and a newborn. no they do not sleep. the twins are born when randy is 35 and benson is 52. surprise! (not really. randy flushed his birth control)

-randy’s morning sickness is brutal. benson spends hours in the kitchen trying to come up with recipes he can stomach and even more hours driving into town in the middle of the night to pick up wendy’s frostees

-the pregnancies are hard on him in other ways too, especially the first one. trans man randy really struggles with the changes to his body, with the constant reminders of his biological wiring. he never wanted to carry a baby — the first was an accident, and he saw how much benson wanted it, and he was so sick and so resentful for so many of those months. he was so angry at benson for doing that to him. and then the baby was born and randy had never loved anything more, and benson had never loved randy more. randy’s okay with being mama if it means feeling this much love

-benson is a total freak about randy’s pregnant body; he’s obsessed with the way the stretch marks on his ass get bigger and darker, the way his thighs fill out, how he suffocates benson half to death every time he sits on his face (which is often because the hormones make him insane and middle aged benson can only get it up so many times a day)

-all the kids are born at home in the bathtub or on the bed with puppy pads under the sheets. benson hates the idea of someone else putting their hands on randy, and he had some experience with animal husbandry already, and he reads so much about childbirth that randy jokes he could become an actual midwife. all the births go pretty smoothly aside from the twins — randy is older now, and the pregnancy was tougher than usual, and one of the babies doesn’t cry for a moment. everything turns out okay but benson is insane with guilt for months and randy’s ppd is at its worst

-their kids all have major white people names. their first daughter is norma jeanette, the baby name benson had secretly picked out years before even meeting randy (yes after the band). their second daughter is star anise marie (randy’s choice; he’s a hippie at heart). third is rose anne willow. their fourth is their first son — william joseph (billy joe), another benson pick. the twin boys are arlo and archer (archie) because randy likes that they match

-the girls are all benson’s mini-mes — he loves to take them hunting and fishing as soon as they’re old enough and they wear his threadbare band tees as nighties. billy joe is randy’s boy 100%. the two of them are basically inseparable and he’s always clinging on to randy’s leg while he does the laundry or washes dishes. they live basically off-grid on a huge plot of land with chickens and pigs but billy just likes to be inside playing with thrift store dolls and napping on randy’s chest

-benson works construction and manual labor jobs while randy stays home with the kids then comes home to work on their farm. randy is just drooling and heart eyed while watching his husband all muscled and sweaty and covered with dirt hauling three kids around at once

-they’re highkey crunchy parents — they co-sleep and randy breastfeeds forever and homeschools the kids through elementary age (at which point benson puts his foot down about public middle school so they won’t turn out to be antisocial weirdos)

-benson is an amazing father — he’s so terrified of fucking then up the way he was fucked up so he goes hard in the other direction. he’s so patient with the kids and he never yells. randy is anxious and overprotective and freaks when they’re doing things he deems unsafe but benson always lets them test their limits before kissing their scrapes and bandaging them up. he loves reading books to the kids and telling them (sanitized) stories of his wild youth and about meeting randy at bbb. he’s an insanely attentive husband too — randy barely lifts a finger during any of the pregnancies

-randy LOVES christmas. benson hates it until he’s able to celebrate with his own family :”)

[autisticwho]

thinking about the sapphicism of timepetals

the doctor in denial about being in love with rose, the moment where he FINALLY allows himself to feel it to the point where it kills him.

and then tenrose where ten is literally born out of love for rose and they’re so so attentive to their affections. rose literally tells him she loves him because she thinks she’ll never see him again and he wants so badly to say it back and they’re both so devastated when he doesn’t even though they know.

and i think that’s so beautiful.

[writerfae]

Aiden and his friends are the kind of people that all would put themselves in danger for one of the others solely because they’re convinced “you’d do the same for me”

[takemebacktowheniwassane]

yes but what will you give me if I do

CALLING ALL ARTISTS!!!

*visible shaking* draw marvin in this.

[lucabyte]

i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.

i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.

anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.

[surreal-duck]

some business to take care of

[shima-draws]

I’m still so mentally ill over the whole Luffy refusing to eat unless it’s Sanji’s food thing. Like. We KNOW how fucking feral over food Luffy is. He loves food and loves eating so much that he steals it off other people’s plates and out of their hands and is so impatient when it comes to meals that he’ll literally try and sneak into the kitchen to mooch before it’s ready. Or he’ll try to break into the refrigerator. I know Sanji mentioned putting a lock on it at some point bc Luffy literally wiped it clean. He will not hesitate to eat other people’s portions or literally an entire meal meant for a whole ship of people! He’s unbelievably selfish when it comes to food and that’s just SUCH a central part of his character that it’s become almost endearing. Even in Totto Land Luffy didn’t think for a second before devouring everything in sight, including an entire fucking HOUSE, regardless of the consequences or the people it might affect. Homie did not care!! He’s food driven first and foremost!!!

Until Sanji leaves him. Until he decides that eating—something that he loves and brings him comfort—isn’t WORTH it unless it’s Sanji’s food he’s eating. It’s been shown that Luffy has zero self restraint when it comes to food so the fact that he was SURROUNDED by food on all sides on a food themed island and utterly refused to partake in any of that? Even though he hates being hungry and will always make eating a priority over pretty much anything else?? The amount of willpower it must have taken for him to sit there and purposefully let himself starve, for SANJI. Even when food was offered to him conveniently (in the form of syrup rain) he stubbornly rejected that. Because it wasn’t Sanji’s food. Because it wasn’t Sanji who made it, who always puts so much thought and care into the food he makes, who always indulges Luffy and prepares extra because he knows how much Luffy eats and how much he loves to eat. Luffy literally took one of the most defining traits he has and tossed it out the window. For Sanji. I’m going to fucking blow up

[mellohiizz]

dropping off some of my unstable universe art because im going insane and we got 3 episodes in like one week?? below is just some sketches i dont feel like finishing but you guys can have them too i guess

[bloodyfries]

Man, svsss is actually terrifying if you take away the humor and actually acknowledge what's actually happening

Like tbh I understand why sy was scared that lbh would still get revenge even after he was nice. All the other major plot lines had been happening. There were things he couldn't change, who was to say that lbh's revenge wasn't one of them

Also I don't think I'd be able to think straight if a god if some sorts played with my life, making me run around like a mouse in a maze to live. That actually terrifying. Then what happened when he failed a mission. Like, what. I'd be terrified. Sure, death was always a threat but actually experiencey arm getting ripped off??? I'd be scared our of mine to fail missions.

Don't even get me started on the occ point reductions. Imagine being ever so slightly pushed to death because you smiled at a kid.

Sqq was either not fully registering what was going on or was not all mental alright to be as calm as he was. I'd have broken so quickly under that. Sqq deserves to be a bit insane

Edit: reread the system punishment bit and Shen Qingqiu also got his leg ripped off right before the system took him out

[multongsisig]

I enjoyed the UTTU 1.3 story very much

[casualavocados]

You should stay away from me. I'm no longer with the gang. I didn't agree. Our boss already agreed four years ago. Pull over and let me out of the car. I'm your boss!

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 01 / Ep. 09

[bruciemilf]

“This reminds me of playtime back home,” Diana’s smile is pearly and smudged with blood, and Bruce struggles not to stare.

He won’t point out that she just ripped an alien apart with her bare hands and way too little effort.

He wants to. Anyone would have words faced with gods, but he doesn’t trust his conversation skills.

“Hn.”

“Boy, you’re a chatty one,” Green Lantern is positively insufferable.

He’s whip-smart, dangerously brave, selfless and tactical when needs be, but insufferable all the same, “ Also, cool boomerang.”

Defensive, Bruce grips the gadget a little closer to his hip, “It’s a batarang.” And it was my son’s idea. Of course it’s impressive. 

The brunette snorts, Diana chuckling alongside him, both entirely too bright for the gore on their clothes, “Oh yeah, that sounds so much better. But you obviously know how to handle it, I’ll tell you that much,”

inwardly, Bruce frowns. Why would he design a weapon he couldn’t use? 

“Yes, your combat skills are impressive! You must do your tribe proud,”

Involuntarily, his head lowers in embarrassment. The cowl feels ten times hotter now, and he wants to snarl at Superman for tugging at the pointy ears. His smile just blinds him too much, that’s all.

Aquaman picks body matter out of his hair, beach sand blonde, sending The Flash a smirk Bruce assumes is teasing.

He can’t quite tell. They’ve known each other for 10 hours, 20 minutes, and 32 seconds, and an odd, familiar energy had settled. “At least you’re not the only nerd in class.”

The Flash is young; Bruce notes the eagerness in his footsteps, the reckless courage, the perseverance to fight for the world and against it;

More than anything, he notices pride sparking a light in his chest.

“Not a nerd!"

"Whatever, speedy,"

"This nerd saved your well-conditioned ass! But anyway, DUDE, – I mean, can we talk about the tech? Just, – I need to know how you designed that utility belt, because holy FUCK, -,”

There’s a full minute of just animated hand gestures, plentiful explanations, queries, and Bruce of course pays attention to all of it. 

The Flash, – Barry, as he accidentally revealed five minutes in, too lost in excitable rambling to notice, – stops, frowns,

“Uh, dude? I mean, obviously, the whole,” he gestures to the entirety of Bruce, “Man Bat thing, that rocks,  but isn’t it easier to just use your powers?”

Superman’s fingers snap, “I was wondering about that! Why didn’t you?”

But there’s an underlying hint that the man already suspects it; It makes Bruce’s teeth grind anxiously, looking around expectant, curious eyes, 

“I don’t have superpowers,” the truth spills in a rush, and Bruce doesn’t take it back in time. 

They share stunned looks between them, but sky-blue eyes, peppered with a ring of brown in the left one, those stay on him. He’s uncomfortable with the appreciative gleam. 

Superman smirks, “We should do this again!”

[beescake]

are you secretly the CEO of solkat

solkat r the ceos of me. actually