#I WILL DECK YOU
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I AINT COMING BACK UNTIL THE FUCKING CLOWN IS GONE
THIS IS NOT THE PIRATE I WAS LOOKING FOR
#listen i like clowns a lot okay but the AUDACITY#I DIDN'T APPROVE THIS#YOU JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND NOW YOU'RE STARING AT ME !! I DON'T EVEN LIKE REAL PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME !! DONT PERCIEVE ME !!#I WILL DECK YOU#listen i understand you're being c r e a t i v e with your marketing but this was...such a stupid idea like actually fuck all the way off
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“In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets.
Violence makes the homo-eroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.”
–Tarantino’s Incarnational Theology: Reservoir Dogs, Crucifixions, and Spectacular Violence. Kent L. Brintnall.
#Another day another quote that's been rattling around in my head for an age#Which again sums things up better than I ever could#And of course it's not just about the physical deterioration at the end of the story allowing for intimacy#The idea permeates the whole show#Tozer holding Heather as his exposed brain freezes on the deck#Crozier and Hickey reaching a state of psychological intimacy but only through the violence of the lash#You could argue a link between Hickey and Goodsir too through the intimacy and violence inflicted on Irving#Both his killing and his autopsy#The Terror#The Terror AMC#Meta
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#transformers#megatron#tf g1#maccadam#my art#Its over Prime! for I have depicted You as the seething soyjak and I as the gigachad!#optimus is like 'I have No idea what you are talking about Megatron.' then decks him right in the face#rumble and frenzy made this image for him#i was sleep deprived asf at work and thought of this#sloptimus prime vs kinotron
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bene gesserit costuming + occult and religious imagery
#brought to you by me going down the 'I wonder if anyone has made a dune inspired tarot deck yet' rabbithole#dune#dune part two#irulan corrino#margot fenring#duneedit#the absolute joke of owning almost a dozen tarot decks and still going uhhhh when trying to figure out which cards to put up there#besides the classic rider-waite-smith#in my defense I didn't want them to be modern-looking otherwise I would've chucked the linestrider queen of swords in there#anyhow
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yeah so this was insane
#i feel like too many people reduce this interaction to jason being like ‘lol same’#but idk :/#this chapter is from jason’s pov#and leading up to it he’s like ‘people keep walking on eggshells around me bc of the the michael varus stab wound’#and he hates it so when he goes on deck to help out with the storm#everyone’s like wtf except for percy#and jason states how much he appreciated percy not treating him like a sick kid#and i feel like it’s echoed in this sentiment where jason could say so many things like#‘you should never feel that way’ ‘im here if you need anything’#but he doesn’t make percy feel alone in his desire to just…. end it all#which ik for some people that doesn’t work but you’re not a character in hoo and percy is dealing with so much guilt#and he can’t tell annabeth bc she’s a main aspect of that guilt#and he doesn’t wanna guilt her more and he feels ashamed and when he describes this he feels weird for feeling it#so having jason this tough guy be like ‘yo i understand it bc i felt the same way#that’s gotta mean a lot to percy#also insane how jason who also struggles to display vulnerability#allows it in one of few times in this moment just so percy this guy he’s supposed to be jealous about#feels comforted and not alone in his guilt and shame#and also it’s just insane how jason’s wanting to kay em ess does not get talked about AT ALL#and just seeing his mom and the pressure of new rome getting to him#like this scene is insane and i’ll never shut up about it#also ignore me i’m just finishing my reread of hoo that took all summer#jason grace#percy jackson#pjo#ashla.txt
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i feel like if binghe was shen yuan’s shizun, they would have to live in the same house by necessity. binghe’s disciple keeps running off into the wilderness with no regard to personal safety; binghe needs to keep an eye on the child, or he’ll get punched by the sect leader and his vicious wife for neglect. the kid’s slippery!!!
meanwhile shen yuan has multiple crises and reaches enlightenment in several matters on his very first day in shizun’s house, which prompts him to run away more. this ends up exacerbating the issue because shizun just floated the idea of tying him to the house in jest and shen yuan very much didn’t know he was capable of such filthy, aberrant thoughts.
lbh: maybe a-yuan should be punished
sy, qi deviating: shizun please stop talking
#svsss#bingqiu#bingyuan#luo binghe#shen yuan#i also feel there’s not enough punching in svsss. they should deck one another more often#leave the sword liu qingge. let’s see how you really feel about getting close enough to luo binghe to smell his hair
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mo dao zu shi tarot
the tower: sudden change, upheaval, chaos, revelation, awakening
death | wei wuxian
#i am having so much fun with this kind of style#so please let me know is there is a specific card or character you would want to see!!!#i doubt i can make a whole deck before my inspiration dies out#but I would like to make at least 1 or 2 more major arcana#jiang cheng#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#fanart#tarot#mxtx#mo xiang tong xiu#the tower#jiang wanyin#lotus pier#rosi draws
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After months of research and development and market testing and perfecting the first item I feel confident selling online, I have realized... that it is an incredibly niche item that only a specific subset of absolute nerds would want to buy, and I will have to do a ton of explaining the basic idea over and over again before people generally get what it is I'm even selling. RIP me
#this is like the time I spraypainted a bunch of screw heads gold#because I was putting up gold spraypainted shelf brackets and wanted these black screws to not stand out#and to make it easier I took a piece of thin cardboard and cut a series of Xes in it#then pushed the screws in a little bit and positioned it over the gap between boards on the back deck#and used my hammer to just plonk those screws into place so I could spraypaint them!#i felt so clever I posted a video of it#(gold spraypaint makes me feel giddy and childlike)#and everyone was like#“GIRL NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT DON'T TRY TO *HAMMER* YOUR *SCREWS* INTO A DECK!”#it took like. so much work to try to explain to people why this was a problem I wanted to solve#much less the mechanism by which i solved it#my brain is just. HIGHLY WEIRD SOMETIMES
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Misplaced hatred
I always thought that if Nightmare got to see the younger version of Dream he wouldn’t be able to contain his hatred regardless, only to realize how misplaced his hatred is and that he fucked up later down the line
I had a part 1 sketched that had smol Night but my chronic pain said fuck you and i haven’t cleaned it up much so no part one just this shhshshsh
Edit: finally made part 1
#alternate name: Nightmare projecting his hatred towards a smoll innocent Dream#nightmare leave the poor boi alone i will deck you#the fact the brothers were six when the apple incident happened will forever fuck me up#anothers art#dreamtale#dream#nightmare#dream sans#dream!sans#nightmare sans#nightmare!sans#undertale#undertale au#dreamtale fanart#utmv#utmv fanart#utmv nightmare#utmv dream#dreamtale nightmare#dreamtale dream
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Happy Threshold Day to the animatronic salamander versions of Kathryn Janeway and Tom Paris, exhibits in the Voyager museum!
May you one day gain sentience and have triplet animatronic salamanders in a Jefferies tube.
#startrekedit#trekedit#threshold#threshold day#lower decks#star trek lower decks#threshold day 2024#i created this#that's Captain salamander janeway to you
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Star Trek Lower Decks S4 Ep2 is iconic for many reasons and the workout attire is one them
#Star Trek#lower decks#star trek lower decks#beckett mariner#jack ransom#moopsie#I love this show I wish it wasn’t ending#my followers did you think I was only a nerd for fantasy? you fools#I just can’t draw tech or space stuff well#WHY ARE ALL MY SHOWS ENDING#dianadraws
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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
#gillion and his fucked up twin brother i guess#i hope charlie takes it further with gillion being fucking terrified of that thing and it fucks him up even more cause#it walked like you talked like you it tricked your friends it was you#it's just you#now you're looking at a wreckage of what was you#breathing heavily discarded somewhere on the deck of your ship stripped out of it's autonomy#it's terrifying and it fills you with dread#you want to stop looking but you cant#how is he different from you#he's not because he's you#he's just you#good god i love doppelgängers#jrwi riptide#jrwi#just roll with it#jrwi fanart#digital art#gillion tidestrider#sketches
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Greedy Bird
Quick little speed doodle while watching Grian play Decked Out 2 in the background.
#spazzcat doodles#grian#hermitcraft#decked out 2#decked out#pumpkin the ravager#ravager#decked out fanart#grian fanart#had a lot of fun with the poses <3#i probably could've fought with that background for hours but i eventually reminded myself 'this is a fun doodle'#and quit while i was ahead#sometimes you just gotta [shrug]#anyway i'm going to bed now <3 this was a fun little unwind drawing
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What if. What if I said I was thinking about them again
#dbhc#android mumbo#android tango#tangotek#mumbo jumbo#mumbojumbo#tango#tango tek#hermitcraft#dbh hermitcraft au#art escapades#android ice tango#I’M BEING GOOD AND POSTING NORMAL ART BEFORE I START GOING CRAZY#decked out threw me into the wastes of dbhc I don’t know how it happened don’t ask#IM FINE ABOUT THE#M#dbhc tango I’m so sorry bbg for the trauma this au has inflicted upon you that is yet unseen to the world#anyway#MY BOYS HEHEHEHE#dbhc tango#dbhc mumbo#dbhc art
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This is what the Dungeon Master's Hideout is for, right?
Lol that Warden is looking on in concern. Like "Boss? You good?" XD
This is what Tango does when he's tired after a long day of administering the game, lie face-first in the snow and blast music XD
Shout out to @viriv for grabbing me some screenshots of Tango's storage room for this that I didn't end up using because I remembered the hideout existed, and shoutout to @infernafiresword for putting up with me getting delirious and frustrated while I made this because I don't art good and angles are hard
#cw: flashing#hermitcraft#tangotek#deepfrost citadel#Tango Tek#Decked Out 2#memes#aka the silliest thing I've ever sunk 3 hours into#video#yes you can see the key on his belt#no I didn't put as much effort into this as I should have. yet. simultaneously. I also put in more effort than I should have#Aurora Art
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hey disney so uh how dedicated are we to this being a miniseries? because this truly is too good to limit to one season!
#and lilia saying when she calls you a coward hit the deck#has me afraid this may end in some kind of betrayal or something#it can’t end like that do you fucking hear me?#i have other ideas for where it could go instead but i don’t wanna get my hopes up#holy SHIT i’m having so much fun y’all!!#agatha all along
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