#I NEED A NEW JOB. I NEED A NEW JOB. I N

[tomboyyyaoi]

cutlery

[thiinka]

[shitouttabuck]

what if i wrote a twisters au……….

[wannabemasterofwindintraining]

Wait do you have written out roles/ meanings on the Destiny Writer halos? :o I’m esp curious what a shepherd does!! (This may or may not be for my planning to make an oc…)

I did in fact write them down

N a shepherd is basically a farmer lol i just wanted to give them a cool sounding name

I have yet to decide on what crops they'd grow there but so far i decide on 2 animals living there who shepherds will probably be handling

Feel free to make up a meaning for the other halos or maybe even a whole new design

In fact make whatever lore u want about the cloud kingdom i welcome it

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

"we need more female failures n deadbeat women" you guys can't even handle dr alphys

[schemelin]

every now and then i experience brief moments of self-awareness telling me to make major changes to the fusionsprunt story

[otto-wood]

im seeing chappell again soon and i was literally daydreaming a few months ago when i got the tickets about upgrading to a new phone before i go bc my phone camera suuuuucks and guess who just ordered a brand new phone that comes almost two weeks before i see her!!! :))

[deus-ex-mona]

my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:

[newfeeling77]

i hate when small businesses owners whine abt how hard it is n how slim the margins are like no one told u to do that... why do you have to be ur own boss sounds like it sucks. idk maybe im stupid but i think its crazy arrogant n entitled to open a business n expect to make money 😭 in this world .

[cursed-clock-shop]

All of the Fails have swallowed a clock at some point in their lives. This causes them to wake up at the same time every day. Unfortunately, none of them were set to the same time, so Marietta had to make a schedule to keep track of when the kids wake up.

[tamagotchikgs]

i need a reset & a refresh

[g-hua]

Hey.

Hey Blathers.

Blathers did I do a good job?

Hey.

Hey, are you done with construction yet?

Did you know there's an otter named Pascal swimming around the island looking for scallops?

Hey.

Hey, Blathers, come on, open up. I caught a shark.

Blatheeeeers!

[mikuhats]

I wanna limit my personal spending to $100-$150 per pay check so i can save to move in w my friend

[ur-local-kiwi]

how do i do a modern au for an already modern storyline help me

[braintapes]

ooooughh h with the new New Crew episode it seems the Concierge is the MOST human-like out of any of the staff....his fantasy at the beginning...his ideal sanctuary being this fancy library (his lounge) with the perfect fire and the wine ....also thinking about how sensory-focused he is - how everything Needs to be Just So, how he hones in on details like taste and smell and appearance, and even the way he can 'read' the guests...

He has, I'd argue, the strangest way of Seeing of the Hotel out of any of the staff - not Nothing, like the Auditor, and not a bunch of meat and guts like the Bellhop, but the hazy starlight and cosmos etc etc. But then he has such heightened sense for the things they presumably do not. He has so much more earthly connection, but to what end? He'll never get to be there in the fancy library and taste the wine and feel the comforting yet not burning warmth of the fire, no matter how perfectly he can imagine it.

The temptations to be drawn into that more earthly, more human realm are there, if highly idealized (but then, who is the Concierge if not a man of standards so high they reach the cosmos itself?). But he sacrifices those wants and desires for the sake of proving himself, his loyalty and his duty to the Hotel...I wonder how long he can hold onto his refined composure for if that continues on?

[toastsnaffler]

weekend melancholy is starting to kick in >~<